"Four Naan..!?" | Season 2 Best Bits | Peep Show

where you going there it's a bit of crack crack super hands relax it's not blue painter there's a nice little relaxing smoke a crack oh my Lord oh my [ __ ] life it isn't it bloody is Gog Gog GOG that's cool if you're gonna sneeze you'd run up and do it in his face God Jeremy what are you doing here wouldn't you like to know your big prick so what are you doing just running the business you know hiring firing and perspiring business look at you with your glass of wine and your jacket just like a real person remember when we made you wank off purchase dog for a fiver what are you doing really like I said business going public in April usernames and I'm overseeing the edit on my first short Honda are very interested what's that you're actually successful looks like it yeah just come back from three hours trying to find some music for our soundtrack that doesn't completely suck ass but Gog I'm music I make music right well maybe we should meet up and have a chat sometime of course we should meet up sometime and have a chat look here's super hands we can do the music can't we super Hands Say what that crack is really Moorish this is the best thing for you mate take your mind off it maybe I should send her a bit of ear or a finger just to show I'm really serious hi guys um there's a change you can run there if you want to uh I thought these would be this is salsa isn't it no oh no Salsa's on Tuesdays no this is Rainbow rhythms it's quite full-on Mark are you all right with that me totally eat it this looks cool I've walked into my own personal nightmare must remain non-uptake for Sophie even if they make me play trust exercises with their genitals [Music] [Music] the color of Primal urges marks okay such a honky I'm definitely the alforest male here he's probably here for community service he looks like he's actually getting a bon-con I'm definitely King of the hippie jungle Jesus Christ she must be a [ __ ] she's no [ __ ] I'm not really here it's research I'm Louis Theroux I'm Louis Theroux hey no fair that's my fun [Music] got to get in there [Music] look can you please just get out of my way thank you hey so I came with her it's really hot did you fancy ducking out for a while we're right in the middle is this it is this what my Grandad died for the freedom to do this how did we all experience the class well um I felt a lot of stuff to do with rejection coming up for me tonight um I was dancing with someone and they made it very clear that they didn't want to be with me and it just brought up a lot of feelings that's all thanks yeah there was a lot of new energy in the room tonight and some of it was just so rainbow rhythms and some of it was just so not rainbow rhythms thanks why don't you just say who you're talking about you're talking about me aren't you well yes all right I am well listen I I'm sorry if I didn't do it right and I'm sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don't necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing but if there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in then what sort of a hippie free for all is this can't believe I'm leave a GOG hope he doesn't know it was me who did the [ __ ] in his mom's Aaron cupboard please like my music you lanky wanker please please let me do the music for your Honda film [Music] want another beer sure follow me he hates it he bloody hates it these are my guys they had to pull a lady so I was all do around my place I got a fridge full of beers plus this way I get to keep an eye on which is cool very cool so about the track hey you know what I fancy right now a kebab will you go down and get me a kebab you want me to I want to go back what really no why were you gonna go and get me one no I can't believe you're gonna go and get me a kebab I wasn't well I want one now right really no I'm [ __ ] you Jess Jesus right so about the soundtrack can I do the soundtrack I'm talking to a number of people Jess but if I do pick you what I want something classic you remember the theme tune from Jaws well I don't want anything like that obviously I want something completely different I want something that when people Hear It They'll immediately go yeah right what shall I write can I just put not Jaws do pretend writing are you pretending to write no okay I'm going to Aberdeen I'm going Jeff in a canoe made of your skin wearing your nuts as earrings all right Jeff all right Mark so say tell me what Jeff I had a great shag last night oh really yeah with your mum what yeah really doing it we were mate I know you're pissed off about me going to Aberdeen with sofa and everything but you need to chill okay you need to chill right out otherwise otherwise what what's gonna happen yeah homo Mark still on any good cars lately Mr scouser Hey where's your native wit now hey Mr Stupid watch it mate come on Jeff let's get down to it shall we come on you stupid stinking chicken [ __ ] quack quack oh those chickens really love it when that becomes a calling he's bloody broken my beautiful nose that should be more than enough for personnel to go on don't you think goodbye Jeff what mate where's where's the other one you're not the one I bought the lager for Laurie knocks off at six but he was supposed to take the me and Jeff in the room he must have taped it oh [ __ ] look mate pal you you got to do me a favor hey Jeff what now Mark yeah so like I was saying your mum I had sex with her Mark why are you doing this to yourself yeah and it was great mark go home come on you big [ __ ] look you've obviously got a lot of serious stuff going on and I'm gonna make it any worse come on dick cheese piss teeth fish lips come on hug another crack at me Jeff go on I'll fight back this time hit me Jeff it's okay I'll get him at the bus stop there's CCTV at the bus stop hey Sophie oh hey Mark you know I was just talking to Alan about rod from Shapiro Finance don't you think we should really do something for him yeah yeah for diabetes give something back to a top jlb client and give a nasty unglamorous illness a kick in the pants at the same time I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something right uh sure we could do that but um it's fine if you don't want to I mean it is for charity but I could just tell Alan you're not into it no um sure yeah no of course we could do something um sponsored run uh you could do uh sponsored history thing or dig or just reading could do although if we do something together it's more likely to capture people's imagination yeah I was thinking maybe maximum physical contact potential horseplay swimming yeah Mark was I don't think let's brainstorm later sorry so sponsored Bungie three days to organize a lifetime to look back on from our Cottage in Dorset Alan's gonna be so pleased with us you're right Mark feel a bit safer strapped together oh yeah yeah and sorry about the big Panic so glad she bought it oh I'm so scared I feel much better doing a tandem jump God this is great I think I actually prefer this to sex no responsibility I'm strapped on if I get a bonk on I'll say it's a buckle probably be too much to think about anyway what would the the Falling Towards the ground with only a massive rubber band between me and what the [ __ ] am I doing all my normal sensible cowardice has got overridden by Stupid Love oh God you're right Mark yes no I don't know what's the matter I think I'm actually very hungry how about should we not jump and just have lunch what I'm genuinely really really hungry too hungry to jump yeah guys you're on Mark just uh relax and I'll be with you all the way no I I don't want to go I need a sandwich it looks like we got ourselves a humpty Mark it's too late to back out now so just try and stay calm come on Humpty all you got to do is cling on to your girlfriend I'm not his girlfriend stop calling me Humpty look come on Mark no no no I'm hungry oh all right I'm too okay [Music] thanks so much it all makes a difference you think no one mined at Live Aid the ends always justify the means that's been proven isn't it prick your conscience at all look it was a hell of a long way down a lot of people would be scared to even go up there those people probably wouldn't have volunteered for charity bungee jump ourselves there's no need to go sarcastic listen I've got a plan track the Andes I've got a mate and he did it two weeks in Peru and we can totally Stick it to arthritis listen Mark I know you're doing this to spend some time with me and I appreciate it I do but suggest situation I don't think we should see each other anymore sorry my love I have entered the abyss I have bought a house in the abyss I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss it's like pans old issue I know but band name but what does the statement mean there you go three Munchies did you Snick this of course I did should we pay me to eat this [ __ ] wow free choco tasty the secret ingredient is crime so listen Jazz about the band you know Pete Preston's outfit the execution is Bond yeah a bunch of wankers exactly well they've kind of asked me if I'd front them for a couple of gigs what yeah so obviously I'm gonna have to quit coming up for Blair you can't be in two bands at once Tom Petty dried that with the Heartbreakers and the wheelbase nearly killed the [ __ ] guy but what about me none of this makes any sense to pans besides you still owe me for the big computer everything we don't know how to work all right look maybe I can get you in on Maracas I won't be Bears I want to be in there on Merit I don't think you'll make it in on Merit just get me in then we'll see about Merit it's great so great to see you guys down here place is just fantastic Gwen isn't it fantastic amazing brilliant yeah we should probably think about heading off nonsense you're here enjoy hey I'll tell you what let's all take a swim yeah nice idea but no stuff so we better be off on a day like this what stuff do you need sorry I can't possibly enjoy the fresh water against my skin I haven't got my stuff all right I don't need stuff either yeah I forget stuff let's have it if there's no stuff I can borrow I really do feel much more comfortable with stuff oh get the pants off dude and come on in I might keep them on actually oh come on Mark don't be a party pooper get them off no way no [ __ ] way I'm not sure I want to swim actually I might just watch oh oh oh god dad seriously don't I'm pulling your pants down Mark [ __ ] up [ __ ] up [ __ ] off me I'll do it all right I'll do it in my own time I'll do it okay okay done the hard part they've seen and rated my penis now it's time to take advantage of the whole 60s vibe to get it on with Sophie this place is amazing Gwen how can you afford it all I guess I've just been very lucky money's an energy and lots of it is always flow towards me particularly after my parents died Cosmic yeah well that might sound funny to you but it was actually quite a painful time no I just meant you're not gonna out here be me you [ __ ] hippie this place has great energy yeah I remember when I first spent time down here I was 14 years old and I came down here all alone just with a candle and an old old copy of Henry Miller and I just had the most amazing wank I mean it really just busts me open I I couldn't believe that I had this instrument right there isn't it amazing that first big wink oh yeah oh yeah yeah I'll tell you what we used to do down here when we were kids spin the bottle that whole thing hey why not why don't we just [ __ ] go for it okay so whoever's on kisses whoever the bottle stops at cool yeah mark say no ask her to go for a walk sure yeah okay so Jazz you're on and it's Nancy Nancy Nancy mark okay so what happens spin again sure if you can't handle it spin again oh I can handle it I just wasn't sure about Mark where you stand on taboos I'm not uptight I'm not uptight I hate taboos well me too I break them me too I love breaking them oh no no no no I can't believe this is happening he doesn't even floss I tell him but he won't Jesus when can we stop don't stop first if I don't mind looking gay I'll seem the most hetro at least it's Mark oh Jesus it's Mark wow mark well done thank you Okay so Nancy's on this is probably how the Manson family started coming at you I strong folks there are other people waiting to hmm okay the squalor it's happening it's Woodstock it's Altamont it's my lie although Sophie's hand on my thigh maybe there's a time and a place for squalor Sophie your hand oh look Gwen's feeling me up I'm Louis Theroux I'm Louis Theroux and his wry smile at the orgy Mark are you into this because you don't look that into this no no this is great I'm I'm into this because I'm not sure I'm into this you're not brilliant how long is Das Boot exactly four and a half solid entertainment hours so far I was talking to Jeff the other day and it seems he doesn't actually mind me being around here at all I don't want to go into all that now right it's just you said yeah I think I thought it would be simpler for us to keep a distance at the moment right because if feelings no not because of feelings just simplicity right got my emotional meet again now time to waggle it around a bit I suppose I was kind of surprised Jeff was cool about me coming over here I mean you and I we do have a bit of History yeah well history is history yeah although new volumes keep being published that's not a saucy metaphor I mean I might try some of my moves around oh my moves are nothing are they you know you ought to be careful wearing tops like that I am a man after all summer yes they're in a submarine sound a bit later gorgeous let's get you to bed so if you're watching the film stupid video or comfy warm bed well Mark it's nearly finished anyway isn't it no not really well it's been um pretty good good night oh thanks for keeping the warm for us mate sure no problem you can let yourself out yeah you're a butler Carrigan you couldn't bungee you wouldn't lunge maybe I'm too nice I should have tried hey baby suck this no it's not my style not to stick to my own unique methods my home spun charm also I'd never be able to carry it off Jeff got a bit of a mission for you mate I need a few of the old rubber Johnnies in there I'm not dressed and stuff you want me to no I don't think so Jeff oh well do you have a problem with that why would I have a problem Jeff I'm just a mate round seeing a couple of mates this is it this is my lowest ever wish I told him to [ __ ] off except then I'd never be allowed back okay right feather light I don't want him to enjoy it any more than it's strictly necessary Ultra strong yeah he won't feel a thing but then maybe he'll last longer and oh Jesus this is a Minefield serving right if I prick them all with pins and then Sophie got pregnant and therefore he ended up getting married got to think through these plans more I'll just go for these colored at least that'll make him look faintly ridiculous I win in the most minor way possible you won't be laughing so hard when the loan repayments kick in buddy I suppose you can always defer okay it's show time what's the line what's the line just swinging through town thought I'd check what's hot at the Arts fact yeah and after she's thrown up we can go for a pizza is that her I think that's her hi sorry hello [ __ ] [ __ ] where's she going I'm not licensed to be in this far I'm following her [ __ ] what am I gonna do next take secret photos and blow them up on my wall and lie masturbating in my own filth sorry do I recognize you uh The Shoe Shop black brogues I thought I was broad-footed you felt otherwise wow what the hell are you doing here sorry you're obviously a student you're doing history too uh yeah wow who's your tutor Professor netball Kaiser Soze mcleish right of course you're here for the tutorial sorry I'm a bit slow they'll soon knock that out of me along with any individuality not that I've got any okay come on why am I walking into the jaws of death the jaws of death are best avoided that's common knowledge yes so here we are another exciting troll down the Vista of History there is no new history only new historians haha yeah were you here last week me this is my moment of Madness this is my Clapham common uh no I'm new I'm mature I I went to Coventry for a week in Era lovely totally destroyed in the war obviously but there was a mix-up I'm not on the forms but I'm here now well obviously fine so I'm crossing and read what did you make of it is that it is that how easy it is to steal some education bloody hell who's in charge the world's just people walking around going into rooms and saying things it's all a big swizzle I I thought there was some contradictions in the book they seem to suggest Christ Galilee was culturally Roman not that old fallacy but the Romans didn't station a legion in Galilee till what 130 A.D yes indeed but I suppose all research funding leads to Rome what was your name again Corrigan Mark Corrigan I'm doing it Dad I'm studying ancient history and there's not a thing you can do about it I don't need to buy a ticket I'm in the Band I'm not a punter I got way late there's a bit of mix-up I don't belong here with the [ __ ] munchers do I look like a civilian you are gonna be so embarrassed in about five minutes I'm in the Band excuse me sorry excuse me I'm in the Band Stadium [ __ ] I was only half an hour late and he's already back in the band yeah I just crossed the fourth floor crowd pleaser here Paris that's more hilarious you're pulling on my bollock why'd you have to bring Daryl he's a bit boring isn't he oh boring what because he doesn't go around with a haircut and an iPod and piercings and it strap-on strap-on as an example uh sorry excuse me I ordered a three Pilar rice and three peshwari nuns it's it's all right Jeremy it's all right I changed the order there's always rice left it's not all right bring us three Pilar rice and four peshwari naans please I've shared enough rice with you Mark I'm in the big league now four none Jeremy four that's insane so what am I going to pay you to do in my band that's very kind of you Jazz but you don't ever stretch yourself bollocks I'm a very generous guy Daryl's bringing his core on Clay Nancy's singing what are you going to do well we did want to talk about me doing a kind of Jean-Michel jar thing on the keyboards mm-hmm or I was sort of hoping you'd say you want to be the manager yeah you could order me around which you'd enjoy but I'd be your boss it could be kind of confusing in a good way three more beers for the Three Musketeers huh [Applause] so has Jeff said anything about I've already said I don't wish to converse with you further you're a promise breaker and a tomtailed tit hi fine hey babe there there Sophie it's fine it's okay come through come through with good old Mark her breast is just brushing my side there I shouldn't be here I don't know what I'm doing it's okay I'll make us a nice cup of tea it's my fault I suppose we're always picking wankers does he beat you so God no Emily broke a plate once does he come at you with a stick so no never it's nothing like that he does beat you though mentally and with his hands and with his fists no hey so you're okay yeah yeah I'm just getting my head together God your head is it okay oh hi hi Jeff you're downstairs do I know where Sophie is uh no no mate no idea right okay right so sorry about that though mate yeah bye what why did you cough because I've got a cough no you haven't yeah I have I'm phlemy bollocks you gave him a signal oh Jesus Cameron no longer have a cough without being taken to bloody Guantanamo Bay yeah well actually I'm trying to have a conversation here actually it's all right Mark so sounds like your relationship was a prison with one innocent prisoner you and one guard Jeff well it's a passionate relationship right that must be horrible Jeff oh how coincidental Jeremy how very coincidental this could be a coincidence easily hello you know what did here Jeff get away from here him and Sophie they aren't get all the way from the door Jeff or I will give you the broom Mark I need to see Sophie I'm gonna give you the broom Jeff I'm gonna broom you don't worry Soph I'm giving him the broom well you can't broom him he's my mate he's a solid gold mate how did so find out about that girl in the pub Jazz I'm sorry I'm really sorry oh look just let me in mate please Jazz I need to see self no we all hate you Jeff you're a [ __ ] Jess told me about your fling your friendship's [ __ ] and you're a [ __ ] head it isn't [ __ ] let him in let me in jazz please oh God Michael Jeff's proper normal I could make a new life I could learn to like football and live with him and learn his ways we'd have a laugh and I could be in the mainstream of the culture instead of lying like a freaking out weird puddle oh [ __ ] I can't do it I can't do it Jeff I can't do it you lose Jeff you lose how dangerous am I now eh let's mean mark Sophie you you don't need to do this there are places you can go to women's refuges just open the door we need to talk Jeff I'm really sorry I didn't mean to brilliant mark my mate and your woman have just gone off to [ __ ] each other what are we gonna do now go make a tent in the living room and eat dairy Lee is that what you want because that's what's gonna happen foreign [Music] [Music]

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Id: Osmb8isvrxo

Length: 30min 38sec (1838 seconds)

Published: Sun May 07 2023