FORCED WEDDING

hey hey who is this who is this I thought you said you wasn't gonna cheat on me in 2019 I thought you won't be long about five o'clock so that's okay for you to have never wanted in our beer no what are you doing what does it look like I mean it looks like you're cheating on me that's what it looks like no she just moved it to them don't lie to me you want to play games today is the day get your ass up get up yeah I'm in a wedding dress cuz we're getting married that's what we're doing today who authorized I I'm good I'm on the rise that's who authorized sit your ass down because we need a witness but it's matrimony that's what we need so since you want to be over here with him you might as well be a witness baby girl get up cuz we get married what do you mean we didn't marry another pastor the pastor and he's gonna marry us so get up so that we can get married don't apologize to her so what come over here we need a witness yeah you and all that ass come over here stand over here think I'm playing with you turn around we need a witness okay go ahead all right sorry you sure you want to do dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join in holy matrimony be happy for me Daphne what's your name brother Troy Daphne and Troy all right so on this winter is occasion is there anybody who objects please speak now I brush past that part okay we past that all right okay well Daphne do you take Troy to be your lawfully wedded husband I do all right and Troy now and Troy do you take Daphne to be your lawfully wedded wife I do I do all right so - hold - love it - Cheers for better or for worse in sickness and better words even in your worse of cheating on me I still want to be what you going for richer or for you got no money go get their love and obey okay love and obey mmm obey me as we get married today amen correct amen I'm here in there okay all right and to forsake all others all others all right well there's a scripture that I want to give get tight okay get to it by the power invested in me in the state of California I now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss your brother baby I love you thank you so much Mary [Laughter] we go start the honeymoon now [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Daphnique Springs

Views: 1,451,452

Rating: 4.7477589 out of 5

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Id: HyPsgIKLEwg

Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 26 2019