For DADS WITH DAUGHTERS! "Keep The Shovel Ready" | Buddy Brown

truck sessions well god in his infinite wisdom decided to give me two boys instead of two girls because i don't think uh i don't think i could have handled it i do have four nieces though and so i'm starting to understand uh a little bit about protecting girls this is for dads with daughters i wrote this a little while ago um and if i had a daughter this is exactly how i'd feel this goes out to you men out there with the uh shotgun just waiting on them to turn 15 so you can scare the living hell out of these boys here we go he walked up my porch shook my hand picked up my daughter yes sir and yes ma'am we shut the door and my wife slapped me she said he's a gentleman why don't you look happy i said baby it's so crazy you can't see cause i've been that guy before and he only wants one thing that boy's a loaded gun and he only wants some fun really ain't gonna get it from my little girl i know boys and how they think don't go acting like it's sweet cause i can make it look like an accident for sure [Music] she said one day your little girl's gonna get married [Music] you can't kill these boys and i said maybe not just keep the shovel ready i hid in my garage found the bench press i could have thrown 250 about 14 times i paced the house looked out the window till his truck pulled in at 11 59. then he walked her to the door to get a kiss i swung the door wide open scared him to death and it made me grin that was a loaded gun and he only wants some fun well you ain't gonna get it from my little girl i know boys and how they think and it sure is hell ain't sweet cause i can make it look like an accident for sure [Applause] she said one day your little girl's gonna get married you can't kill these boys i said maybe not i still keep the shovel ready [Music] five years later they're in love and going on their honeymoon he's growing on me but our family graveyard still got extra room cause that boy's a loaded gun it ain't all about some fun cause damn it we're talking about my little girl i know bulls and how they think and it sure is hella sweet cause i can make it look like an accident for sure well that day has come my little girl's got married i can't kill that for oh maybe not but i still keep the shovel ready i still keep the shovel ready watch your ass on

Channel: Buddy Brown

Views: 203,846

Rating: 4.9708934 out of 5

Keywords: Buddy Brown, keep the shovel ready, daughters, I am 911, don't run from the cops, welfare workers, looters, american savage, delivery time, redneck in the white house, dierks bentley, blue collar comedy, Jeff foxworthy, Phil robertson

Id: QxE5wZlSfQ0

Length: 4min 8sec (248 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 12 2020