"Socialism is like HEMORRHOIDS" | Buddy Brown

top of the morning fellow patriots serving you up with nothing but usda prime common sense we should put a stamp on that y'all we got front row seats to the freak show today and it's like we're living in a saturday night live skit except no one's laughing i mean even at this point edward snowden is looking over from russia like hey guys no i'm i'm good over here i'll just i'll stop no pardon needed i'll just stay we did a bernie sanders um meme cause i had to get on that i had to get in on that he's sitting on my tailgate we put a pat's blue ribbon in the man's hand all right it was glorious but speaking of a bernie sanders commercial and this ain't funny at all um i saw a commercial i guess it aired last year but the commercial was talking about freedom okay it had a bunch of people that came on and it said what is freedom right and it said am i free if i've got 300 000 in student loans am i free if i've got high health care costs am i free if i'm working a dead-end job am i free if i don't have the money to retire et cetera et cetera et cetera all the way down the list and the video was actually saying no i'm not free if i've got these challenges if i've got these problems they're actually saying they don't have freedom what are you talking about anybody with an ounce of common sense is going to say look at that situation and go yeah that situation does suck um and it's i'm so sorry that you've got challenges poor baby okay but nobody's stopping you from living your life nobody's stopping you from going to the school you want to go to going to the job you want to go to living where you want to shopping where you want to shop working out where you want to work whatever all the way nobody's stopping you from your basic freedoms you have challenges poor baby okay but nobody took away your freedom it sounds like the guy in high school we're going to call him stefan stefan asked out the most popular girl in high school she rejects him shocker and then stefan is now a bernie supporter because she rejected him and that's proof that we don't live in a free country anymore no stefan that's proof that you're a stage four klinger with a man bun she went to prom with a good old boy that played baseball and drove a 87 square body right he dropped her off early but he didn't go home these people never got the life isn't fair talk did they it's the government preying on people who are in a hard spot and they're twisting the hell out of their circumstances saying these people who grew businesses bigger than yours they're the problem these people who succeed when you don't they're the enemy they're actually saying in my opinion that freedom is the ability to not have any responsibilities that freedom is the ability to not have any stress i mean what kind of sick utopia did you think you were born into that ain't the way america works it never has been this is way way deeper y'all then i don't want to pay higher taxes they're trying to reprogram their supporters you're the victim only we can save you come to us almighty government right now does this mean that people who have had a whole lot of success should not reach down and grab the hand of somebody who is in a lowly position and help them up of course they should but it should be a private thing proverbs 19 7 whoever is generous to the poor lends to the lord and he will repay him for his deed so there's obviously an incentive to help people who need to be helped along but we don't just give it to you in socialism there's a reward for doing absolutely nothing while there's no incentive at all to succeed past a certain point just do the minimum right free stuff that's what we're after y'all i'm completely surprised and blown away still that so many people lived through 2020 and concluded the government cares deeply about me and they should have more control over my life my granddad would always say socialism is like hemorrhoids they come on unexpectedly real quiet the night and it gets to be a bigger and bigger problem until you deal with them oh my gosh god bless you go work hard make the day count taxes are getting higher [Music] you

Channel: Buddy Brown

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Keywords: Buddy Brown, socialism, hemorrhoids, phil robertson, conservative twins, adam calhoun

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Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021

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