Fontaine, but I'm negative IQ (Genshin Impact)

what is up my beautiful ninjas how you doing today it's time for some more adventures in the wee wee land you know I have a feeling that this entire area can be like sunken down for some reason there's a torch right here and I don't think there's any way to light a torch underwater Oh this must be powered by one of those water resistant fires I haven't heard about whoa oh God okay I just oh I didn't even know I could face through I just went through on accident like I thought that I was just gonna hit a brick wall or something oh wait wait the water is draining already oh the fish it's time to get some of that sushi but even I think the water's actually Rising never mind or no we did drain what the am I just blind all of a sudden do I not understand the way the color works I didn't really see anything did it evaporate how the hell does water work oh my God all the fish died their meats laying on the ground wow wait am I being shot at you serious what the who would want to shoot candy wait a minute actually bringing some Hydro characters might be a problem you know maybe I should have thought of that when I went underwater hmm should I swap off candy nah we ain't gonna swap off candy that goes against my religion do they really just have wait wait wait possession of your body what the hell how the hell does the underwater Kingdom have non-consent firearms oh I'm supposed to use this damn [Laughter] respect the mechanics we do not oh my God jump oh my God [Music] oh it worked villain Royal blade of narcissus wait what is this the tainted fungus man everywhere you go you're always fighting the tanks the taint is strong and the wee we land oh my God look at he got muscles well bubbling muscles that is can't even tell what is daytime down here it's like I want to use DS speed buff but I could never tell when it's actually night and day underwater yo ninjas I got a great idea what if we just picked up the Sun and put it in the ocean I think that'll be good for the ecosystem what's up oh no you know what maybe I should have waited this ain't gonna start all over Dutch give me your jet way huh but oh I forgot I gotta fight the boss okay you know something tells me that I'm gonna get the ability to manipulate the water or something I feel like I should be able to like raise it and lower it because look at it it's like in the sky is that what actually what happened last time like the water just like swapped the levels this is too deep for me you have got to be kidding me was that necessary all that for a bench I feel like I'm being made fun of we shall prevail oh wait a minute oh I forgot I can't just turns the whole attacks at the hydro what the heck I don't want to fight this pig I want to talk about this ocean lady whatcha look at it it's a water woman I don't want to fight you piggy go away what are you doing man no you're about to hit her to get to me what's your honor oh this is a good way to get all the hydroculus actually I still didn't even get off the sumu but to be honest I think I didn't get barely anything in sumu I probably got like 30 total Nation exploration it I just really didn't want to go into the underground without no map man it was just so hard to see everything wait no no no no no no not like this well I'm gonna teleport up just to get that one oh my God this is so tedious where is it no I did I dive down again what is wrong with me this whole reverse the water thing is so confusing no please oh my God okay just stay on top stay on top dude we do not dive do not okay now you go down thank you but so can I jump into the wall yo this is some new age Advanced water you know what the weird thing is I'm actually usually kind of scared of underwater and games but for some reason I'm happy here I don't know maybe it's because there's no sharks I think that was always what scared me before check your singing ass up and give me your power wait so I don't even have to actually teleport down I can just swim through the gate right what am I gonna die wait oh okay so we're just not gonna well I didn't hear Dia's leg break so I'm assume I'm okay oh my God the minions fight next to me I like how all the tainted ones are literally just caught a villain they don't get any title at all but I guess that's what the tank does to a man it makes you lose yourself no no not you not here I never wanted to see that door again and of course the portal leads to a library man why is it always gonna be books my moral enemy it's like bro where are the audio books this is Fontaine we're supposed to be above everybody else help me oh my God finally an enemy I can hit with water see ninjas I told you taking Hydro into a water level would be okay you just gotta wait until you find the land walking fish huh please please do not get trimmed on benches please no no no no no no this is not time for the choir is that a school bill no no no no I'm a c student bro I don't belong there it's real unnecessary because not just walk forward myself no I have to be possessed okay don't ask any questions just let it consume you damn man these fish interviews are a lot easier to fight when they're not in water I mean I would have never thought of that one she says what kind of fish are these these like seahorses I mean I think they're sea horses but they're kind of like Electro horses Thunder horse you have to think of a ninja is where's the electro Dragon but every nation that had a dragon except for either Zuma Milano orabashi exists but I don't think obashi was a dragon I think he was the god of uh kokomi's people or at least it was the god until a killed it thank you for your service say dude every floor of this Tower looks the same like it's the exact same layout every time you go up an elevator it's even got the same crabs whether these crabs I mean they got shells hold on a bit of crabs with shells they're called oysters right is that right I think lobsters man just just kill them but just eat them eat them to the orphans they need it and no one does change every floor gets an additional Thunder horse for some reason they're the only thing that grows here or maybe there's like a thunder horse hierarchy that I haven't heard of like maybe y'all the strongest ones got to the top floors I mean the animal kingdom does have hierarchies right so maybe there's like a Chieftain Thunder horse I haven't seen yet I mean I could just be thinking too hard about this but a man can dream Jabra walks holy sword oh my God it's a wooden door blade dude this is an upgrade for lamine oh what's it oh I don't actually get to use it why am I sad all of a sudden holy blah it's the same one we just gotta get a second wooden blade copy this is the holy blade of Nars season cruise that sounds like a German word you know the Germans always got them K's of them Z's oh my God yes she's going to use it [Laughter] please make this an actual weapon please but I don't remember anything about this in the live stream so I might just have to keep dreaming Dragon they name it narcissus oh God it's an ocean it oh oh it's kind of pretty well I guess to be honest all those is on but I think this one actually might be smaller than the ones that I'm used to I feel like Rodeo the uh the actual boss out there in a is that technically leaving with a monster whatever the one for 1.0 I feel like it was a lot bigger than this one it's okay candy you don't have to try you just sit back and give us motivation damn Ethan squirrel kind of sucks to get this I mean maybe I should have brought some cryo yeah this might have been the day I should have taken ayaka but then again I don't want to take off Candace so ayaka would have just been turned into a hydro sword anyway oh wait a minute this is that same mechanic from oh we had this mechanic before from like three and it was like a long time ago there was an event where we had to fight I know she did when we had that elevator thing ain't never been the same since the fish copied his elevator oh Cottage what this dude Fontaine is the best Nation I swear oh and of course the music is perfect too man oh my God I cannot wait for the Fontaine teapot ninjas I really can't man dude the Fontaine teapot is even half as good as this I can die happy you know what I should be angry that I have to follow an NPC but the scissor the Ubisoft game so I'm not that upset at least this game actually has a soul okay I probably shouldn't do this but I kind of want to see one Lynette God dang it Benny I thought she was supposed to be unlucky oh thank God I got it but I think I might have gotten Liney also yes I did and yes I call him Liney because he lied to me well I guess I'll have to build him one of these years but I really wanted to see what that Vortex looks like from C1 is there anything out here to kill all I see is beauty rainbow flowers and butterflies where's all the ugly okay I can see you got that animal tornado to it that's the thing like my favorite constellations are always the ones that add an extra effect to the character like I don't really like just flat damage increases I like stuff that I can actually see wait a minute wait a minute ear mites in my wee-wee attacking this melocene Dia get your people oh look at how sad it looks no we just wanted to paint leave him alone oh wait all the metal scenes of females aren't they I guess that kind of wouldn't make sense with the name mellow scene I think those are actually like snake women well the real ones that is the ones against an acute oh this is the wait a minute is this the melocene village uh everything is so man I just can't stop gushing about how much I love this place man this nation I never knew just how much I needed this I should start respecting the French more huh what what you have to control my rocks what that oh wait it's dead it ain't got the Ooze on it apparently the drug potency of every rock is not the same there we go wait water makes it shoot too huh wait did I even need to smack it man oh you have got to be kidding me foreign ette please please cooperation just a little just like literally just one inch to the right that's all I'm asking for it went right through it what is this buffoonery bro what is the hitbox for this it's not oh wait there's a rock right in front of it I think I was aiming at the wrong thing the whole time well I mean it's still the same direction but wait what how how how did I randomly get it I think I even skipped the step oh I could have moved oh I was supposed to move it oh uh can you tell I've been playing this game for three years because I can't wait a minute is this a cocoon bro that's like a big ass egg I bet this is where they hatch the Mellow scenes man they snake ribbon in Disguise you know for as beautiful as this nation is there is a lot of dead stuff underneath it well I mean I guess there's dead stuff underneath everywhere but it's not the same this place is pretty it's got their own little houses okay I'm sorry ninjas but the melody scenes I think they've got the uh the deku's beat wait they're not called decorus what are the RNR wait yeah yes the R R I was about to say one of the RNR called what the hell am I talking about what where are the aromites see more where are they I think he's pointing at him what the hell are you doing oh you know what it is then just this kind of reminds me of the Zora's domain from Ocarina if it's a little bit more darker in here but I was like you know like the waterfalls the water people that kind of thing yeah this is what I get for not having a ranged character you're just gonna have Dia punch everything go go that's the Too Short damn it hit it thank you what the hell am I doing just gotta smack that huh oh no this is the drums all over again no no okay use the constants and the correct signal what's the correct signal is that it one two oh and I think that's actually me oh my God short low note long low note short oh my God okay I'm just gonna copy paste this and Discord okay I've got the right note but what's a short note and what's a long note I like I can't really tell the difference I think the difference between short and long is just whether or not I'm holding it or not or at least I hope so hello please be correct oh thank God I don't want to do that all over again please I do not want a rerun of the Subaru drums all right nobody dolphin Dives except Lynnette oh the sadness my candy dreams continue to be put on hold oh my God whatever that the abyss dogs are fighting the Rope of dogs wait hold on a minute wait a minute if the abyss dogs are fighting the robot dog who's more of a real one oh my God it's always an abyss looking for it's the Squidward why did they get four arms they don't even deserve two went to the wait a minute he turned the egg sacred bro he done contaminated it with his squid blood wait a minute this is an electro-elector uh I don't have a single cryo character on my team oh he's actually kind of weak his health is going down really quick or is this one of those ones that use like every element that might actually end up being better for me I probably should know exactly what it is but I don't do the abyss enough to know no Seymour oh don't hurt him I can't move I'm sorry what where the hell dude where does this place keep taking me one time it's a fairy tale little cottage and now it's just like what the hell is this all I see is just death and Ash oh and then the taint goes away it returns to Blue what is it about red that just makes everything more intimidating wait a minute are you serious wait the crabs aren't even hostile oh wait a minute I've been murdering him for no reason but they're friendly look he's just friends for me come on man it's just a little kitty lady come on back here homie come on man tell me about your eyes do you even have eyes look like you got worms sticking out of meat what the hell are you did we just blast straight into the wall are you okay Lynette rare moment when you can actually hear what lamine sounds like oh what the hell how are you so acrobatic how the hell do you dolphin dive into a walk you what what is this where is this woman excuse me would you like a bubble oh come on follow me over here good doggy good yes the bubble is good but they cooperate this is actually strangely relaxing to just stand there and let the bubble do all the work all right you big enough you can soak this up right yeah yeah yeah like the bigger they are the more like volume they have to where they don't die why is he recharging what what the hell is this is not what I signed up for he was supposed to die to my finger that was your purpose in life [Music] the whole tomb oh God wait a minute it doesn't matter for some reason we can breathe underwater Fontaine got that vitamin ocean aiding veteran the grand fleet's gravekeeper who [Music] what the hell it's invisible oh hell no bro you have got to be I don't even have a move I don't even have anything to defend myself with where's all the little or the little this is the sucky fish we're an a you wake your ass up and help me I don't see anything you you you you come here come here come here wait I got range there you go okay now where is the Big Fish where is he hiding at I see you I've played enough Halo to spot active camo I'll set your ass down oh he's actually quite precious but you tried to kill me so I'm gonna have to harvest your neck meat where did he go but why did he get active camo back freeze freeze your ass stop why you hitting your well I didn't see oh he's belly jumping he used belly drum oh quit singing sing for this no no no no no no man no man do not get eye frames no that's for me you do not get those crap where did he go I can't see him I can't see him ninjas I lost them follow the damage where's the cup there see all that goddamn blue I know you going now yeah oh still about to harvest all your fat bro they didn't veteran he was a veteran well hope you get your pension yes yes the best the best the best the pack I gotta figure step back a finger is deadly could you please could you please stop that you know what I'm gonna use a whole alt for your ass break his neck beer please uh hold on a minute I will get to the combat shortly just let me figure out how to thank you lamin your service is uh very appreciated where is he oh he was in the bush but he has a gun oh wait no oh wait that's a no no what is that called a uh a Ballista no no no across the boat yeah a crossbow right dead ass thought he was holding a rifle for a second now come on ahead and get this finger I swear it's just like everything about this nation is just so much more enhanced reputation to a PC is better the blacksmith is better the archon is better yes I said that delete button [Laughter] did that bubble just phase through it damn that is uh I mean it's very persistent I'll give it that I mean I like the fountain Until you realize that Farina is crying inside of it and then it just brings me nothing but pain and nihilism okay where the hell am I now are you sure that I'm still in fronte like this does not look like it anymore this looks like I had fell into the abyss or something what's happening oh okay crack to the floor well thank you very handsome what is this an abyss tear oh well oh wait wait am I moving okay that is that that is I don't know how I feel about that bro I don't he's like you just look at it just feels like it's staring back into my soul why did we touch this dude I am genuinely surprised that we're not dead already like how is Levine survived this every nation feels like we come closer and closer to death it's just like she has no issues with this touching literally anything it's like oh I don't know what this is and what it does it looks like it has a deep desire to possess me but no it's fine we'll be okay you know the sounds of these particles popping it's like it's a little too cute for what's happening here this is I don't know what's in here maybe a Grove serum oh yes I can definitely fly straight there thank you silly this night is like the nation that I'm looking forward to the most like I really want to go there mainly just because I want to see Sarita Rodeo like I just want it to happen I give the Ceres anybody other than bronia I'm actually gonna be genuinely disappointed like I've been waiting for this since like day one wait why would you take me away from where the treasure chest is why wouldn't you just set me straight there okay you know I need to let me turn off my critical brain I just need to accept what's happening I'm thinking way too deeply into this I think I'm just getting old ninjas like I just find that I just um every year I just have like my tolerance for like anything just gets lower and lower with each year that I pass man I don't even know what the difference between overreacting and genuine criticism even is anymore it's just like the lines are just so blurred to me now you know what ninjas hold on a bit it just all clicked together to be all of a sudden I finally realized why we can't pet animals in this I finally realized why you wouldn't know it's because they would have to design or incorporate a petting animation to every single character in the game and you already see they they did want to do that for the dolphin Diamond swimming so they're not gonna give us dolphin dive for swimming they're not gonna let us pet animals they're just like wow we have to we're gonna have to make petting animals like 70 times that every new character can't release without a petting edible animation you know just stop I don't stop you heard the ballad of the treasure chest venti just get me money sing for me you beautiful boy girl whatever you are just yes give me some finger Wiggles wait a minute hold on look at what is that in the sky holy hell to hell with the time limit challenge bro what is what where where are we for real to help me I think we still got like two or three more acts of Fontaine don't we like I think sumeru had five I think we've only finished two so far Fontaine so we're not even halfway done I just want more Farina content I didn't get enough man they're like two or three cut scenes she was in and the first two acts was not good enough man I need more archon action but mostly I just want to find a way to stop her from crying in the fountain please help Farina there was no way I went that entire stream and he just I just neglected to kill one there's no way I feel like I've been disrespected run that back okay thank you you know what I think would happen I think somewhere in there I use venti's oath and I just sent the abyss Hound off the edge and he just respawned yeah venting is just simultaneously one of the best and also one of the most annoying characters to explore with he is certainly a two-for-one boy waifu okay I finally got level two I have unlocked the reputation Quest I Can Begin The Grind the long grind to get oh my God These Wings Are Beautiful actually hold on a minute can I get a closer look at this let me see the wings of merciful wrath for Waters oh yeah oh yeah that is like damn that's like bis wings for Eula isn't it I mean I like these two the wings of Starlet Feast I mean most of the times I just use either this or the chicken wings but yeah that's pretty good that's like perfect for her yeah the EULA slaves are eating really good in wee wee land oh please dear you can't swim up this are you serious wait is that even possible to do IRL I mean I see the fish do it so we should be able to do it too right I mean the fish are mostly water and we are mostly water therefore we should have some of the same capabilities okay somebody told me that the best way to do this was a counter I think I know I failed it I think I gotta hold it I gotta wait to get hit and then throw it back yeah yeah that's the thickness right there do it one more time hit me and you just got killed by Nature damn bro yo the animal Kingdom a Savage wait a minute it's the armor Shield oh my God I just thought wow that's actually quite adorable now die I find it interesting that only the big one fights back it almost makes me feel bad that I'm like bullying the crab children but you gotta do what you gotta do sit your ass still man oh wait there's a component shop Santa oh man wait a minute I can buy ascension materials from her where were you when I was leveling Lynette I needed you Santa huh over here excuse me can you come over here like I would rather you just you know please move I I really you wait till it goes away I swear to God man yo I really like this Crystal fly trap it just passively collects chorus all through the week so you don't even have to farm for Crystal flies anymore wait a minute what about sayu's passive are we nerfing saw you ninjas I'm hurting happy at the same time what the this is an octopus really like a watermelon with legs what oh that was actually cleverly hidden it looked like the window oh a dog what you were chased out of the garden oh dude bro you have a dog trapped in the grass what are you doing these are crimes against nature you can't even walk through the garden during the quest wow he just gets tilted no matter what dude I'm trying to help you wait a minute oh my God I have to walk on top of them okay oh so the dog can walk through him but not me the dog is more valuable than I am the hell with this country I don't think I chose the best animal characters to hit this with this is actually very difficult this requires a lot of oh thank you saw you some reason you could turn vertically that fast I don't know how but I appreciate you you are truly the top tune dude can you please do I have to like oh it's like that stupid sheep game from Twilight Princess isn't it you're gonna walk away from wherever I'm going oh Lord have mercy come on come on now Jesus all these 15 year old game mechanics making my blood pressure go up oh my God you've got to be kidding me animal slimes now venti control your people nope nope turn around nope there you go there you go right on there keep on going right down there no no to the right no you keep on following the road ain't keep on following the goddamn dirt just keep on moving God dang it recipe tastes regoot what's a ragout what is this hey what's all the stoves at can I use no excuse me can I cook I don't work here I don't plan on buying anything I just want to use your facilities thank you man I had to go across the street just to cook the nerve of these people a vegetable ragoon wait this is made out of vegetables oh man oh man I need some meat bruh I just take both of these bruh I'm robbing you oh I think I gotta find all those weird Bioshock devices oh they're not all underwater okay I thought it was only those but how do I activate it maybe I've already activated this I don't know okay here it is I think I just gonna guide it under the core right it's gonna suck it up did it suck it no I still got it damn the disturbance attracts out of it oh it's a pack of dogs what the hell remains unbalanced and must be rebalanced again it's not enough that I have to kill a whole pack of mechanical houndooms I have to keep doing it again what is the reward for this Quest it better be something good dude how many rounds of this do you have to do this is the third round mangani was going to work today there's nothing wrong with reaping a reward every now and then ah God you why why must you make me feel bad for complaining nah it's just like Gotti was too pure for this world but she wouldn't know that based off of some of the things her fan base says you're dead meat yeah you beat that wall boo yeah probably held your hands ain't broken wait how does this one work [Music] um go in what about aiming at I don't know dude I'm shooting everything I don't oh don't tell me really come on now everything else was activated by attacking why are you swapping now anybody would anybody like to shoot oh okay thank you I was waiting for that please continue to blast God to you you're doing the Lord's work the Geo Lord that is am I the only one that's just like addicted to being underwater like I don't know I just can't get enough of it I really can't you know they don't play The Voice sign whenever you open chests underwater but they clearly have story dialogue of you talking underwater so I'm kind of confused like what kind of message you trying to send me but can we breathe underwater or can we not What's Happening Here what is my purpose hurry up please move use your metal mouth what what do you have I would say you don't have a soul but Seymour proves me wrong ninjas I think this might be the first fatui NPC we haven't seen so far yeah I know like lining in them for two e but I mean like just like straight up for two people and we literally put him in the dirt can we leave him here this is fine poison seafood soup why did I just get rewarded with poison yes Leon please I'd like to press charges and all right ninjas that is gonna be it for today's video I hope you've enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed making it for your ass man subscribe to become one of my ninjas join to become one of my aunt boo when I will see you in the next video with ninjazel [Music] thank you

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Length: 34min 23sec (2063 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 30 2023