Fnaf Plush - The Toy War! (Ft. Poppy Playtime)

[Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah i mean we have been kind of doing nothing lately y'all i don't know baby what do you want to do oh i gotta go i'm gonna show you guys his name's lonely freddy he's my best friend hi i'm lonely freddy i'm your best friend that's kind of uncanny i don't really like that nobody cares if you don't like it mango i love him he tells me bedtime stories once upon a time he was a stripping young lad his name was balloon boy but he was better than all of his other friends named toy chica mangle toy bonnie and toy freddy they were all big fat and stupid and so baby decided to run away and only hang out with his best friend lonely freddy that's why he loves me he loves me he wants to vote everything to me give her your personal position to the lonely freddie i don't mean to scare you right now but there's a microphone and a camera in this device a microphone camera isn't it i'm talking you're loud this just sounds like a recipe for disaster yeah and the plot for a video uh hey guys hey puppet it's been a hot minute what are you up to yeah you know nothing much just kind of walking around doing puppet things yeah and i'm here too hey yo security puppet my home dog homeboy homes please give me some of that that's what i'm talking about baby [Music] what's that there baby see all better you know i thought you were going to be in trouble because the doll was going to kill you but i feel like you're going to kill that doll first please help me i see he's my best friend ow now i have the best toy ever nobody will ever ever better [Music] what are we doing friday you're supposed to be comedically peeking over the corner foxy don't ruin this bit oh sorry i just didn't want to crush your spine or anything well i appreciate you thinking about my spine foxy but look what bb just said look at him look at his stupid face yeah actually his face is pretty stupid what about it he said he had the best toy ever and then he'll never have a better toy than anybody or no one else ever better towards him i think that's just ludicrous i mean look at my new train i got it's so cool choo-choo you know i'm gonna go show him how cool my train is and he'll just understand he'll understand sure follow you yeah you need a backup okay wait a minute wasn't that the prop train we used in the other episode foxy shut up doesn't matter hey bb ah sorry he got the coolest toy around yeah his name's lonely fred he talks to me please help me oh well that's not as cool as my toy it's a train that moves to two look at it look how cool it is look at it can your toy beat that i didn't think so all right guys which toy's better finder is i mean his toy isn't like possessed and weird so i'd say his toy no it's not all right lonely furniture's boss oh yeah i've been waiting for this i'm away for this let me out you [Music] well that seemed awfully mean do you think i care do you think lily freddie cares yeah he doesn't care look at how cool he's in those sunglasses actually you know what those are too cool for you these are mine now all right that's what's up yeah the coolest sunglasses is the coolest oh yeah yeah yeah of course [Music] that was kind of funny but oh man he did destroy your train that's like destroying property can we sue him man probably not i don't think we have a judicial system here [Laughter] [Applause] what am i gonna do baby keep leaving bb out cooled me i will not stand for this well i can't get a toy that's cooler than his toy and then you know we'll be good you give me a great idea let's look up online the coolest toys of today and then we'll find it that's a great idea right box i'll be back you haven't seen the [Music] i'm last drunk that fox is a threatened menace to society let go security puppet let it go okay ah freddy so what's the plan well all we gotta do is look up how this toys hooked all right here it is what is this one piece huggy woogie plush toy poppy playtime game character plush doll hot scary toy peluche toys soft gift toys for christmas kids christmas these titles are weird huh seems like the coolest toy is the huggy waggy doll what am i talking about yeah that's weird um dang it's the coolest toy and it's only ten dollars that's steel why don't we order okay oh god we need money okay wizard foxy i need you to commence operate steal withered bonnie's credit card hey sir i hate it whenever people steal your credit card yeah i know it's like the worst thing ever i just don't understand why people always like it yeah it's very weird yeah just like it feels like it happens all the time they just take my wallet right from behind my back and just use it for stupid things yeah it's not like i don't have the money it's just you know it's annoying this is your principal exactly why did my pockets feel lighter all right all right the number is one one one one one one one one one one one one two and order oh it should be here right now oh that's a box that's weird no packing or shipping label to be found yeah i'm sure it's fine let's just take it and go do whatever what are we doing with this well first we got to see what the toy actually looks like come on out huggy huggy soggy [Music] it looks like some kind of sesame street reject i'm mr [ __ ] ducky what makes what makes you what makes you cool do you like ride a cool motorcycle through fire or something or do you breathe fire or something or do you'd make fire from your eyeballs or something just anything involving fire would be pretty cool [Music] well this is very nice this is not cool are you called the coolest toy on the market i think we just got scammed hold on we can embarrass ourselves pearly twice now maybe this guy is actually really cool maybe it's just uh something that you can't do right now maybe it's like a feature by like behind china let me see if i can tear them in the back huh there's no battery pack that's strange yeah this is a little weird maybe this is a mistake i'm sure it's fine i mean to be fair this guy does seem to be sentient like that lonely freddy so maybe it will be better all right come on mr wuggles uh let's go out cool the balloon kid yeah don't forget to bring your extra cool game on because we're cooler than them all right folks he called the crew okay freddy i'll use the power of the bloody mary [Music] oh what are we doing here oh yeah i forgot you're like balls dropped or something thinking of that backwards that's not whatever what are we doing well we're here to kick some balloon butt with what whoa this here's our toy we're going to prove we have the coolest toy to that balloon little stinky how did you buy that with your credit card how much was it it was only like 10 bucks oh that's actually not that bad freddie was from china so it was like 300 for shipping well he doesn't need to know that what are we talking about nothing chica it's okay okay who knew we could blow people's ears out with whispering everyone let's make this entrance badass and cool hey bb who just said that i did and the wizards are here to tell you why we got the coolest toy town i doubt that oh yeah meet our main man huggy wuggy doesn't look that impressive hmm you got game but what can he actually do are they about to do something stupid i'll get the fire extinguisher all right okay show me a cool thing you can do [Music] he's hugging me well mr huggy this is very nice this is not cool at all this is lame look what you did you made him sad screw you baby you're mean ah you guys gonna stand for this since when did we like ever say we were standing for this yeah this is just kind of happening and we're just kind of here okay huggy all right how about this to prove who really has the best toy why don't we do our toy farm [Music] good idea how about you what do you think that's a good idea [Music] go away from me i don't care that was only for anything that's a good idea uh balloon boy i don't mean to be a bother but this thing is like 11 feet tall and i'm like two and a half at best yeah kick its button prove you're the better toy all i can do is hug people i mean like come on it's not that scary or cool it's lame it's stupid okay all right gonna have to whip out the big guns for this one all right everyone to the stands i'm gonna beat your butt wait who do we have to ref that's a good question you two i don't really know about that new jack you guys they're kind of strange yeah yeah what do you want can you do rougher like thing as a toy fight oh a toy fight i love those i've never heard of that well sorry you're uncultured come on you can rap with me yeah it's just like a kind of like a wrestling match oh i like those okay hey there everybody welcome to the nightmare foxy podcast i'm joined by my co-host nightmare freddy hi everybody it's me i'm just screaming too and oh my god my ears oh sorry uh yeah hey everybody we're gonna have a good match uh what are we doing so this is all out uh what how do we start this i got a very good starting wrestling boys welcome everyone to the most justifying toy 5 that's what we're processing all the effects and we're going to join by our two competitors balloon i at least said people cheer for me they're your friends they don't count your friends didn't cheer for you and the people representing them on this corner weighing about six and a half pounds and uh he's about like maybe two feet tall i think two and a half maybe lonely freddy oh yeah under the other critter he's about 11 feet tall and and a half pounds [Music] oh yeah whoa yeah oh yeah yeah see he's cheering look he's very happy so let me get any noise though you got this you can beat the stupid teddy bear into the ground drink his blood and boil his asses wrestling oh yeah yeah and here's the count of three the match will start one two three go okay we're doing this now [Music] he picked me up that's it i'm bringing out the big guns [Music] does anyone else feel really dizzy he's talking about i'm gonna go find security yes such as you ah i command my army is this legal probably no but it makes for a more entertaining boxing match or whatever the hell this is [Music] guys [Music] [Applause] apparently that big blue thing is like scary now what the hell although it is no match for lonely freddy in his army of people i gotta come a better dialogue [Applause] oh my god oh does anyone know cpr well actually why am i trying to help you guys come on every [ __ ] let's go let's see how this fight goes oh fine but someone else do cpr i'm not doing it my god man i really wish security pub was here right now [Music] that's not a thing for the internet to enjoy freddie we will protect you okay whoa what just happened oh my god my hypnosis is weak ah what is he doing that's okay okay okay i'm sorry you're the cooler toy i'm very weak i'm incredibly weak i should have matched the almighty popular thing i'm sorry oh my god i think you all bought like an actual monster you're right we remember from this oh there you have it folks it seems like lonely freddy is like actually dead and there are at least four to five injuries and casualties dear god bedroom next week when we fight uh cabbage batch kids and uh toy train yeah that was that was a great podcast how many times are you supposed to do the cpr thing i'm out of breath i think i'm going to die was that god he was blue and he looked like an 8-bit guy was that god no no that was probably just all the hallucinogens in your head after your like body went to like a vegetative state yeah you're just you're okay though you're alive okay that was weird oh god oh i need an ice pack that's probably not a good thing maybe i can just like [Music] okay there you go i think that's i think that's good i know you're saying that my arm has to be a lot better so uh lonely freddy's dead that means bb loses i can't ever win anything that's okay bibi but you know i i i'm not gonna like brag about it but you did destroy my toy train so that's kind of karma bud [Music] this is why we don't like associating with you so uh what do we do with the guy yeah did you guys like know he was gonna do that no i actually didn't i thought he was just like some kind of like cool action figure but no he he kills people and that's big razor sharp teeth [Music] i think i have an idea what is it have you ever heard of capitalism well golden freddy our new indie gore game is doing great much better than the game that we're from i know right and soon we'll probably get people making bootleg merch of the thing yeah don't you just love capitalism and you know from the four people that bought this game i can uh use its sales to give withered bonnie back the 310 dollars that i used out of his credit card freddy i have a question what's up with her bonnie oh yeah sorry about the 300 shipping charge i can pay back now oh no that's fine my better question is why do we have a ten thousand dollar extra charge what yeah apparently the website you ordered from charges an extra ten thousand dollars for uh legal fees that's what i get from ordering for china this should cover it right how much did you make this game cost 4.99 i'm gonna go take out a loan oh my ass [Music] okay vanity i think the coast is clear thank god you know you guys didn't have to throw me in headfirst saying go scout for monsters i could have walked in it was more fun this way oh shut up come on string trap lighten the mood a little you would like that wouldn't you hey what did i do don't think i'm mr goody two shoes on you now you lied to the both of us for like nine months trying to tell us glitch trap wasn't back he's been back and you were working for him listen i didn't really have much of a choice for a lot of that i i didn't want to come on springtrap get a little heart i'm just mad that we had that whole thing go down i didn't really like having my life threatened and my ashes threatened i know you think i did either of course not i'm just saying [Music] hey there everyone [Music] so uh who are you and your goons don't call us goons yeah we're much more useful than that calm down i'm sure they're just flustered at the moment that was a whole lot we just had to deal with yeah i'm just confused in all this why do you look like golden freddy and you said you were the founder of florence's salami finer they're something like that i don't know it was real loud in there i couldn't really hear you that well my name is henry emily i'm the founder of fred bear's family diner wait fredbear i think i've heard that name before yeah now that you mention it that does ring a bell i'd agree but i already know who he is henry hi vanessa that's been a minute yeah it really has wait a minute you know this wannabe wannabe what do you mean by wannabe i mean like look golden freddy he looks cool you just kind of stole his charade except you made your hat uh purple you're like some like internet original character i'll excuse you fredbear was the original before golden freddy came along besides i didn't even make that one i don't even know how that thing exists wait make it what do you mean by making it's a long long story in fact it would take about eight games uh and then about uh five seasons of a show split into 136 episodes plus a movie sprinkled in there to kind of get the point across okay but what really is going on here i understand your name is henry but what do you have to do with glitchstrap oh believe me girl me and him go way back too far back all right let me give you the quickest tongue-in-cheek summary i can glitch trap formerly known as william afton used to be my business partner until he betrayed me and started murdering people this went on for about 20 years i pushed aside because i was a little [ __ ] yada yada he died inside of a spring bonnie costume that i also made fast forward another 30 years and then um i burned him to death twice the second time i actually got him to burn it and everything was good until fast forward another like five or six years and this stupid company decided hey let's make a game based on all the bad stuff that happens to make everyone think it's just a joke and so they also have the bright idea to take the supernaturally possessed animatronics take the chips out of them put them in the video game and yada yada he is now a bunch of code instead of a person and a code is glitch trap you got all that no oh my god all right listen i'm not gonna needlessly explain all of the stuff that happened before we don't have time for that but all you need to know is glitch trap is threatening this place threatening everything you know and love because he wants to take it over he killed your dearest friend shadow freddie also known as david which you all probably didn't know about david friend i mean i wouldn't really call us in shadow for any friends oh trust me he was probably the best of all of you this is going to take a lot of explaining [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Travis Plush Productions

Views: 201,581

Keywords: Fnaf Plush, Bendy Plush, Cuphead Plush, Five Nights At Freddy's Plush, Plush Video, Mario Plush, Pikmin Plush, Kirby Plush, Sonic Plush

Id: VNL5AOaCFBM

Length: 22min 42sec (1362 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021