FNAF Plush - Slippy's Babysitter! *NOT CANON*

hey uh before we get into this video i just wanted to say only a small percentage of you guys are subscribed so if you like the video remember to subscribe it does help me out a lot enjoy also one more thing please smash like the youtube algorithm hates me right now thank you so much smash like smash like [Music] uh all right just bought the new lego star wars and all i gotta do is sit here and wait for it to download haha [Music] oh slippy what the heck why would you crop dust me like that because it was funny it's not funny that's disgusting come on probably gonna give me pink eye or something i'm not gonna give you pink eye yeah whatever hey dad guess what what what slippy what okay you asked me a question you said dad guess what and i said what so what you like buttholes summit you can't say that who taught you to say that you're like six years old actually six and a half slippy you can't say that uh whatever he's gone now leave me alone and i can just wait for my star wars hey dad catch catch ow did you just hit me with the plate slippy no i did not hit you with the plate yes you did you just hit me with a plate well no it's more of a more of a bowl than a plate and uh i did not hit you with it i threw it at you what is wrong with you well let's see i have adhd um dyslexia uh no i didn't literally mean what's wrong with you it's not even a bad thing i was asking why'd you just throw a plate at me are you psychotic come on dad i'm six you know i don't do psychedelics no not psychedelics i mean it's like oh forget it i'm calling a babysitter i'm gonna go play lego star wars in like a hotel room or something i don't need you i i'm i'm tired of you today i want some time to myself you're freaking annoying oh sippy zippy dippy he's so dramatic oh wait dad you forgot your plate [Music] hey slippy slippy wake up slippy i know you can hear me wake up come on dude wake up oh hey dad um okay sorry dad you know not to wake me up like that i get alarmed and my ninja activation skills happen you know what i'm saying oh yeah okay perfect example on why i need a babysitter tonight anyways um help yourself to anything in the kitchen um and yeah that's about it just do whatever you want i don't care just watch him legally you have to do that so whatever i'll be back like i don't know when but we'll see hopefully never uh okay um hi slippy my name's baby i'm the babysitter [Music] get it hmm that's fascinating ah all right slippy let's start off simple what is your favorite thing to do do you know the science behind nuclear weapons basically the science behind what j robert oppenheimer born 1904 was an american theoretical physicist okay okay slow your role slippy uh why are we talking about nuclear missiles oh you're into nuclear missiles too i have a few in my backyard um i plan to use them one day but not yet i'm only six years old so i don't know when i'll get to but theoretically i should be able to uh launch him into space and hit some cool space rocks with them make him go boom that that's cool sluffy uh you should do that when you're older not now but like when you're older well see that's how i know you're not into nuclear missiles because nuclear missiles would not blow up anything in space because there's no oxygen boom i never said i was in a nuclear missile anyways want to play a game um but sure right i guess okay come with me uh okay babysitters so this game is really fun it's called operator oh i think i played this when i was a kid before yeah it's really fun i don't care anyways so i'm gonna be your doctor leave right here for me um okay slippy now for this exercise just stare at the ceiling and clear your mind don't focus on anything i'm doing cpcb okay clear my mind now you're gonna feel a little bit of thread going over you possibly the size of a rope now this is just an illusion it's all in your head okay oh wow wait i actually do feel it right okay so basically you're gonna feel it get really really tight so just don't be alarmed oh my god when the slippy let me go i'm trapped on this table well you see babysitter that would defeat the whole purpose of the game now time for the operation the what oh no all right i'm back what's in your hands oh oh nothing just a pair of scissors oh my gosh i'm gonna die i'm going to die oh oh my oh babysitter calm down okay oh say hello to my assistant boss law hello for the most blisters is that a freaking alien yeah i know a lot of them anyways all he's gonna do is hold you down for me and make sure you stay still no no please okay boss hold her down [Music] okay she's gonna break free boss come on we gotta go hide and seek just find us if you can i'm gonna kill you slippy you you're one of slippy's friends [Music] no one kills me ah slippy i'm sorry i didn't really want to play lego star wars that much anyway and they canceled my hotel reservation how are you guys doing here everything going good what stuff she's gonna kill me [Music] oh poop what are you doing uh it's not what it looks like i hired you to babysit my son not murder him no no no no he he strapped me to a table and he tried to kill me he hit me over the head with these scissors that is not true and she killed boss you killed boss yeah he was an alien from outer space that tried to kill me you're freaking crazy woman slippy call 9-1-1 we got to get boss to the hospital now it's too late he's gone oh you piece of line crap bongo help now good job that'll keep her locked up until the cops get here [Music]

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Id: r3gtfs32hSA

Length: 8min 37sec (517 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 11 2022