FNAF Animatronics Ranked by Who's Best at a Party!

five nights at freddy's a gaming series that gives players the fantastic opportunity to play as an employee at the esteemed family restaurant freddy fazbear's pizza a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike where fantasy and fun come to life no no no don't let this slander put you off i don't know what you think you just saw but i can assure you the fazbear and affiliates animatronics are not dangerous in any way they are only here to delight entertain and ensure your guests have the most fun possible at your party that's why it's about time an objective consumer resource with no ulterior motives came along to reassure parents that there's still plenty of safe family fun to be had at fazbear's just one second well that's where i come in so let's take an in-depth look at this selection of 48 incredible fazbear animatronics collate their character information from across all the games and using a special five-step mathematical process assign each animatronic a final number representing their party appeal this one is just so good with kids [Music] but before we jump to the showroom and find out which of these would make the best party entertainment let me fill you in on what this five-step process actually entails and how on earth it can distill such an arbitrary concept into a final numerical score so let's start with well step one [Music] it always feels good when a new purchase is nice and shiny that's why in the very first step will give each animatronic a starting score based on their current state of wear and tear the scale ranges from eight points for animatronics in totally pristine condition all the way down to well no points at all for animatronics that would be more of an ornamental addition to a party products so damaged and broken that they don't really move or do anything the second step is all about rewarding products that give you a big bang for your buck so next we'll be multiplying those starting scores by different amounts depending on the entertainment efficiency of that particular animatronic this ranges from no multiplier at all for those more designed for one-on-one interactions all those whose performances just generally leave something to be desired all the way up to doubling the starting score of the most crowd-pleasing animatronics for example those with musical instruments or a larger than usual number of heads people who actually do love their family aren't afraid to splash out on some accessories that's why at the third step we'll give an animatronic score so far a little bonus if they have a particularly festive aesthetic look at all these guys they're just so festive the addition of any directly party related items like balloons presents and cakes score the most and musical instruments and microphones score nothing since we already accounted for those in our previous step a good host tries to keep everyone happy regardless of age so at this step any animatronics that are a bit of an acquired taste for whatever reason will see their score take a slight hit but any who can cross the generational divide and also appeal to teens or adults will be rewarded with a 25 boost to their score so far i don't know about you but i'm feeling in the party mood already i understand that stories of frequent death around certain animatronics can be a bit of a buzz kill so at this final step any products that are associated with somebody's death or disappearance even if the extent of their involvement remains unclear will regrettably have their score reduced by one whole point i know it's harsh but it's all just part of being impartial so there you have it that's the entire process from beginning to end that we'll use to calculate the party appeal of our selected animatronics actually while i selflessly run each of these products through my math machine why not get the good vibes flowing by liking this video and if you're feeling particularly festive subscribing to the channel great choice welcome now please take your shoes off at the door well with that out of the way let's get this party started and find the animatronic that's right for your family let's start with some of the lowest scoring animatronics in the inventory for those of you looking for something a bit more low budget in the ultimate bargain bin of under zero points we've got these four friends all with a light history of mass murder but that would just be looking at the negatives the long-reaching tentacle-like wires on molten freddy make him an extremely efficient entertainer not to mention springtrap has a proven track record of being able to corral up to five children at once and you really just can't put a price on that sort of on-the-job experience [Music] at zero points are these two phantom animatronics sure they're not exactly crowd-pleasing entertainment due to the whole not actually existing thing but once they are in your brain the trauma will last your entire lifetime that's my value for money guarantee scoring a single point of party appeal are these three fixer-uppers whose lack of important body parts doesn't necessarily mean that they lack entertainment value with withered bonnie and chica having one piece of adorably festive party flair each and the lifeless and hollow golden freddy even popping on a top hat and bow tie to complete that party look [Music] if those one scorers didn't do it for you maybe i can interest you in one of these like this limited time four in one bundle entered it's a malleable mishmash of entertainment entities usually sold separately all topped off with a rather festive party hat at one low low price it really is the best deal on this whole list but do be warned being four in one it does carry around the sins of all of its ingredients combined giving it a pretty hefty penalty on the old murdering front sorry i am just legally required to mention that [Music] not much to talk about at three points other than a few more unnecessarily negatively named nightmare animatronics who unlike the phantoms will be counted as existing in some form due to their ability to let's say end a party early we also have ned bear whose ordinary office tie the least festive of all ties is really the most unforgivable thing we've seen so far so let's leave him and the others here where they belong and press on to some far more expensive i mean animatronics that your family are going to just love just the one entry at five points and while foxy may not look like a massive step up to the previous products there's really a lot to love about this frazzled fox thanks to his added pirate themed edge that the teens just love if regular foxy didn't do it for you then why not try the fun time variant which trades the teen appeasing edge for a pristine still murderous pink and happy appearance [Music] and if you're fed up of animatronics you hire taking up too much space might i recommend jj an animatronic so unobtrusive you may never even see it show up to your party to be honest but hey an animatronic that lets you fill in the blanks yourself is admirable in its own way have i got a treat for you in the seven scoring bracket delicious ice cream courtesy of circus baby's belly it's so tasty you'll barely even notice her predatory merch-based micro transactions and of course the whole being a mastermind of several murders thing but did i mention the ice cream comes with sprinkles so tasty i honestly can't think about anything else you know what i can see it in your eyes you're someone who respects the classics so maybe i can interest you in this vintage three-piece band and do not worry any extra chunks or substances that leak out of these bad boys are all included in the asking price as a goodwill gesture from me to you [Music] providing you haven't splashed your entire life savings already may i interest you in the incredible deal that is nightmare freddy not only can you entertain up to four children at once with these adorable little nightmare bears but they're also all dressed to the nines easily maxing out their festivity bonus do not sleep on this one climbing up to 11 points we really are now in the range of the truly special with the puppet and funtime chica both bringing their a-game with some very festive accessories but the real star of the show here and my personal recommendation would be mangle not only is its break apart body a great way to entertain as many people as can grab a piece but this function also acts as a practical engineering lesson something that effortlessly appeals to guests of all ages scoring 12 points is a raft of solid and very reliable animatronics such as ballora whose fantastic dance routine and superb build quality make her an easy recommendation fair warning though there are whispers that she may be impounded as police evidence any day now because of an issue with a few technicians but hey maybe not let's stay positive get your orders in quick because the animatronics scoring 13 points are just flying off the shelves including the close-up magic aficionado orville elephant and balloon boy who yes despite what it says on the sign does only come with this one balloon i've made this very clear in the past so please please don't return it if that's your issue not again [Music] at 15 points we have a guest appearance from one of fazbear's competitors l chip from l chip's fiesta buffet and what can i say an incredible product he's pristine has a musical act that'll blow your socks off and he also comes with a huge supply of festive accessories like this lovely pinata lovely you you traitor [Music] which is why it's such a shame that nobody likes that overpriced buffet he represents anyway and therefore we have to give his score a pretty significant hit due to just general unpopularity chip i want a word with you after they've left just missing out on the top five we have the bacon-based banjo player pig patch and toy chica who scores big thanks to appealing to um let's just say i'm aware of this particular animatronics fan base and so if that's up your street then i guess your money is as good as anyone else's [Music] well that's the bulk of fazbear's cheerful chums covered but believe it or not the best is yet to come so please follow me into the back room where i keep the really great stuff yes it's the top 5 most appealing of all [Music] no more joking around let's get serious starting with the fifth most appealing party pal which is actually really joint fifth and sixth since two animatronics scored the required 17 points so who are these two fiesta friendly familiars that's right it's the blue bunny bonnie and the cheerful chick chica in their toy and rockstar variants respectively both of them are in pristine and perfect working order and also come with a musical accessory to really get the party started these combined with a few other knickknacks result in a wealth of well-deserved points which place these two comfortably in the fifth highest scoring spot that's all well and good but i can offer you even better scoring 18.75 points my next recommendation is a very well-dressed famous face who just might be able to win over some of your more hard-to-please party-goers it's the big man himself freddy fazbear thankfully making the top five with his toy variant but what's so great about this grizzly well toy freddy is a gamer pre-programmed to ragequit at the first sign of adversity for added authenticity this perfect ploy will no doubt instantly earn the favor of any teenagers in the party's proximity making him well worth the extortionate price tag game console and game not included another age ambivalent animatronic appears in third place scoring a very respectable 20 points who is this hot topic tronic yes it's the long limb lad itself night marion this party ready product is not only in pristine condition with a face so clean you could do your eyeliner in it but its endlessly lengthy limbs allow it to reach any and all party goers no matter where they're trying to hide most importantly the edgy goth aesthetic and jack skellington wardrobe elevate this particular choice to being a sure fire cross generation crowd pleaser but don't throw your money at the screen just yet because second place is even better a true testament to function over form scoring 21 points [Music] oh stop it you lot don't be party poopers and act like i'm attempting to sell you literal trash quite the opposite trash and the gang are entertainment engineering at its finest to top off this amazing deal the gang being made up of 100 recycled components officially gives them the lowest carbon footprint of anything on the list so you'd be kind of a bad person to not save the planet by taking these off my hands i mean fazbear's hands saved it it's time we are finally at the absolute pinnacle of party potential the robotic rib tickler that somehow scored a massive 23.75 points who has the most party appeal of the entire five nights at freddy's animatronic inventory [Music] yes it's rockstar foxy this pirate themed pal not only retains all that incredibly marketable edge that the teens just can't get enough of but also comes in pristine condition and all without appearing in the case files for a single murder [Music] but the real game changer is his accordion adding that extra entertainment efficiency needed to propel him past all other competitors right to the number one spot bloody well done so now that you've seen the entire inventory let me know in the comments which one you would want to see most at your party and can you pay cash i really would prefer cash okay look i'll level with you i made one bad investment and now i have quite a few of these guys in a warehouse so i just really need what was that sound [Music] dear god hey thanks for watching a special shout out this time goes to mangle the coolest animatronic no takebacks as always subscribe for more of this sort of thing and follow my twitter for that more personal touch thanks once again and i'll see you next time

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Length: 19min 3sec (1143 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 21 2020