>> Taylor: WELCOME BACK TO
"AFTER MIDNIGHT"! DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING?
FOXX IS IN THE LEAD WITH 1500 POINTS.
THE BEST PART ABOUT GETTING AN EMAIL IS IGNORING IT FOR THREE
WEEKS AND THEN RESPONDING "WHOOPS!
JUST SAW THIS" WHEN I FINALLY GAIN THE STRENGTH
TO REPLY, WHICH OFTEN, IS NEVER. THIS IS WHY I WISH EVERYTHING
WERE AN EMAIL. IN THIS NEXT GAME, MY WISH IS
COMING TRUE BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING, "THIS COULD HAVE BEEN
AN EMAIL." PANELISTS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
A WILD VIDEO, AND YOU'LL BUZZ IN WITH THE EMAIL THAT COULD
REPLACE IT. IF I LIKE YOUR ANSWER,
YOU'LL GET 300 POINTS. BUT IF I DON'T, I'M SENDING YOU
TO MY SPAM FOLDER, WHICH JUST MEANS YOU DON'T GET POINTS.
FIRST, THIS VERY SPECIAL STREET HYPNOTIST.
♪ ♪ HYPNOTIST.
♪ ♪ THIS IS A SCAM, RIGHT?
WE ALL HAVE SIX FRIENDS WHO WOULD FAINT FOR US. ALRIGHT
PANELISTS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL?
>> "PER MY LAST EMAIL, SISTER TAMMY, I BELIEVE THE PASTOR USED
TO BE A STREET MUSICIAN." SEE VIDEO BELOW.
>> Taylor: FLULA. >> I WOULD BE OUT OF OFFICE AND
OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS UNTIL MONDAY.
>> Taylor: CHRIS. >> FORWARD, ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A
WOMAN FAKING IT TO MAKE A GUY FEEL BETTER ABOUT WHAT HE'S
DOING. [APPLAUSE]
>> Taylor: ABSOLUTELY. UP NEXT, THIS GUY WHOSE ONLY
FLAW IS LOVING TOO MUCH: WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS
LOSE INTEREST WHEN A MAN
LOVES THEM SO MUCH. HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN AN
EMAIL? >> FIRST OF ALL, [BLEEP] HIM.
SECONDLY. TAKE IT.
THANK YOU. I THINK I SPEAK FOR ANYONE.
PER MY LAST EMAIL, WOMEN HAVE BEEN CAUTIOUS OF MEN LIKE YOU
FOR QUITE SOME TIME. ESPECIALLY MEN WHO CAN BENCH 20.
AND TALK LEAP WHILE THEY'RE DOING IT.
>> Taylor: CHRIS. >> FIRST OF ALL, [BLEEP] HIM.
>> WAIT. [LAUGHTER]
>> ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.
>> WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS LEAVE THE GYM WHEN I ARRIVED?
>> Taylor: FLULA. >> CONGRATULATIONS.
CLICK THIS LINK TO CLAIM THIS. >> Taylor: UP NEXT, THIS
PERSON WHO REALLY EMBRACES THE YOLO MENTALITY.
>> I'M WAITING. [BLEEP].
>> NO! NOT ON THE HIGHWAY!
>> Taylor: HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL?
>> JUST WANTED TO CIRCLE BACK, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I
SAID CIRCLE BACK. >> Taylor: FOXX.
>> DEAR BOSS, LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE LATE.
I'M DRIVING BACKWARD UP THE 405 AS WE SPEAK.
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER. SIGNED, TIM HENRY.
>> Taylor: FLULA. >> IT'S ME, YOUR CONGRESSMAN.
THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO MAKE YOU DRIVE FORWARD.
DONATE TO STOP THEM! [APPLAUSE]
>> THAT WAS A WEIRD VIBE FROM THE CROWD ON THAT ONE.
>> I SAW THE FRONT ROW FLINCH. >> HE'S LEARNING.
>> [BLEEP] THAT GUY FROM BEFORE. >> Taylor: FINALLY, PROOF THAT
GOD IS INDEED A WOMAN. >> I COMMAND YOUR BODY TO ALIGN
WITH THE WORD OF GOD. I COMMAND YOUR STOMACH, YOUR
INTESTINES, AND YOUR COLON TO RECEIVE FOOD PROPERLY AND
RELEASE IT PROPERLY. I COMMAND INFLAMMATION IN YOUR
BODY TO GO WHEN I COMMAND ALL GLUTEN INTOLERANCE IS TO BE
HEALED! I SPEAK AND DECREE BY JESUS'
STRIPES, YOU ARE HEALED. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Taylor: ANOTHER WEIRD REACTION FROM THE CROWD.
OKAY. HOW COULD THIS GLUTEN EXORCISM
BE AN EMAIL? FOXX.
>> I'VE GOT IT. FIRST OF ALL.
I CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY, WHATEVER SHE IS SHOUTING.
"DEAR SISTER STACY, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD
WORK AND DEDICATION. BUT THE AMOUNT OF AMBULANCE
WE'VE HAD TO CALL OVER THE PAST WEEK HAS RAISED THE NOISE
ORDINANCE SIGNIFICANTLY. SO WE WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU
STOPPED LEAP PEOPLE." SINCERELY, TIM HENRY.
>> Taylor: FLULA. >> CCING YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING DIARRHEA. >> Taylor: CHRIS.
>> THANKS FOR THE VIDEO BUT THIS DOESN'T WORK ON ME BECAUSE MY
FOUL COLON IS ATHEIST. >> Taylor: THAT WAS GREAT.
I AM REPLYING ALL, GOOD JOB. FOXX IS IN THE LEAD WITH 3,000
POINTS. WHEN WE COME BACK WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT OURSELVES. THANK GOD.
STICK AROUND.
