Flirting with Social Anxiety | Sanders Asides

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I put this here cuz some people might not have seen it

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Thanks for the upvotes

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They call me Sanders because I make moves real smooth... but you can call me Thomas if you want to get -- (Dog ruffs in the background) If you want to get if you want to get -- (Dog ruffs) If you wanna get -- (Dog continues ruffing) I'm just now realizing how thin my  apartment walls are. I got to get out of here.. *Funky music plays* What is up everybody! Finally! Finally this video sees the light of day! I have longed for this moment and I hope that you guys like it as much as we do! This video experienced a little pause in production due to... reasons that I think you all can guess and would understand. The most important thing for us was to try to make this as safely as possible. This episode is essential viewing for the overall storyline so we really had to figure something out and we arrived at a solution that we think is really cool. We combined forces with three of our artist friends: Erin Kelly, Alex Brennan-Dent and Brei Grace and, with the aid of their unlimited creative powers, we have worked to present this episode in the form of an animatic! On top of world events that are unprecedented in our lifetimes, this video might have also been our most ambitious Sanders Sides episode to date  and we're not sure if we would have been able to pull  it off! But we still want to make it in live action whenever that's safe and if you're interested in watching a faithful re-adaptation of what you're about to watch Then you might want to consider joining our Patreon! Yes, you heard us right! We saw a bunch of other Youtubers with their Patreons... and we were feeling a little left out. Patreon will help us to circumvent a lot of the financial  obstacles that we sometimes experience on Youtube like... Demonetization, algorithm changes, and video  suppression. Those obstacles can make it difficult for us to realize the videos that we want to make for you guys, so we're hoping that with Patreon we can reach our full potential... our final form... To the people who have been supporting us through Youtube Memberships, thank you SO much. If you enjoyed it, then that makes me SO happy. This will be better though. Maybe in every way. There are so many cool perks that will be offered to you guys through our Patreon, some of which we think you'll be very excited about. Stick around to the end of the video, before the end card, and I'll give you a little Sampler... Side. That was bad... *laughs* But, without further doodoo, we are SO ecstatic to present this  animatic! A lot of love was put into this episode and, as we all know, love is a key ingredient in all the best recipes... ...after salt. Enjoy! Box Office Attendant: Theater Six will be down the hall to your right. Enjoy the film! Thomas: You too. UH-- OPE. *Nervous laugh* I-- I JUST. Box Office Attendant: Dude, it's okay. People do that 30 times a day. Please relax. Thomas: Oh no! I- I'm just, uh... excited about the movie! Heh... Bye! Thomas: Okay, Theater what is down the where to my  what? Roman: *Gasp* By the several severed heads of the Hydra... We're really here, aren't we?? Virgil: Yup. Making away with a few extra bucks when you know full well that that employee made a mistake. Thomas: I I just saw it! Roman: Trying to live while you're alive, huh, Thomas?? And at the expense of poor Paige in the box office. Virgil: What happens when the door person sees that someone who /obviously/ isn't a senior was rung up as a senior? Who gets punished? Not you... Roman: Is it obvious? I mean he's in his 30s, he  might as well be 60. Thomas: It was an accident! *Security alarm goes off* Thomas: *GASP* Oh gosh, uh, I am so SO sorry! Store Clerk: Dude, it's okay. People do that, like, 30 times a day. Please relax. Thomas: *Sigh* Roman: Blatantly stealing now, huh, grandpa?? Thomas: (Under breath) It was an accident! Virgil: Just like last time... how interesting. Roman: He can't think of new excuses quick enough at his old age. Thomas: Please stop. Friend: Okay, buddy, love you. Thomas: UH... Virgil: Say it back! Thomas: Dahh, love you too! *Phone call ends* Roman: ...You didn't mean that. Virgil: Now you've done it... Do you know what saying "I love you" means to them, Thomas? Thomas: Uh... no? Virgil: Exactly. No. Those are some big words, Sanders... you shouldn't use them lightly... Thomas: You made me say that! Roman: STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S HEARTS, THOMAS! Mall Attendant: Free sample? Thomas: Oh I'm not hungry. Virgil: Pft. Liar... Thomas: *Saying what he's typing* I'm sorry, I just saw this... Roman: Liar. Mall Attendant 2: Perfume sample? Thomas: Oh I'm not, uh, stinky. Virgil: Liar. Roman: Liar! Virgil: Liar... Roman: LIAR! *Tray of food slams on table* Thomas: *Long sigh* Roman: Oh! What lad is that which doth enrich the  Mac on yonder slate? Thomas: Huh? Roman: *Sigh* Cutie at 12 o'clock. *Heavenly music plays* Thomas: Oh... uh, yeah... I'm... not interested. Roman & Virgil: Liar. Thomas: *Scoffs* We don't even know if he's gay. Roman: Ah, but you're ignoring one key thing, Thomas! ...We don't know if he's /not/ gay... Thomas: You have used that argument on me far too many times. Virgil: He's got some stickers on his laptop... Roman: Pretty gay. Virgil: No! I mean... that's a /classic/ introverted method of talking about yourself without having to do anything too... extreme... ...like talking. Roman: Soooo... Virgil: So... what do the stickers SAY? Roman: A Disney fan?? Okay, I can see the love tonight! Virgil: Wh-- Paramore?? Roman: Ayyy! Virgil: *Sharp inhale* Okay, for a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic. Thomas: Mm... Is that... J-John Malkovich? Roman: *Pause* All right, moving on. Roman & Virgil: Oh... my... god... Thomas: No, yeah, he /seems/ cool... but... Roman: Oh come ON, Thomas! Virgil: You can live like Jack and Sally if you want... Thomas: BUT, we still don't know if he's gay! Roman: UGHHH! Server: Here you go. Cute Stranger: Thank you! Virgil: Pins--! Roman: and needles? I'm on them, too. No, doofus! There are pins and buttons on his backpack! Roman: *Gasp* More clues!! *Laughs* Man... this introvert /really/ likes talking about himself! Thomas: (Feigning disappointment) Ah, I can't see what they are, though! Shoot! Roman: Why? D'ya forget your spectacles back at the retirement home? Go get a closer look! Thomas: A) Those jokes are old. Roman: You would know... Thomas: (Louder) B) I can't just /go up to him and start silently reading his pins and buttons like it's an exhibit at an  art museum/! Roman: Well then just, friggin, go up to him, tell him you like his buttons and ASK him about them! Virgil: That's COMPLETELY disregarding the /purpose/ of the Sticker-Button System! You see some buttons... you button it. Roman: Ugh... pintroverts... ... cause they... talk... using pins... Thomas: Okay, look. I'll get /closer/. I'm not gonna /talk/ to him... but... it'll be close enough to... ...sneak a peek. Virgil: Okay, well, don't say it like that, but... I guess that sounds like a plan... *Footsteps* *Footsteps* Roman: (In the style of a golf commentator) All right, off to a bad start. /Completely/ wrong direction... Roman: *Gasp* Ohhhh! (In a more dread-filled way) Ohhhh.... Virgil: Mmmm... Thomas: (Whispering) What? Virgil: MMMMMM.... Thomas: (Whispering) What?? Virgil: I don't like this... Roman: Yes, I hate to agree... but this sucks. Thomas: You TOLD me to get a closer look! Roman: (Matter-of-factly) Now I'm telling you you're being a freak! Virgil: Mmhmm. You're a creep... Thomas: Okay... Virgil: You're a weirdo... Thomas: Right. Virgil: What the hell are we doing here? Roman: /Great/ master plan, Thomas, getting MORE food. Bloated and uncomfortable is a big look... Virgil: It's more of a look than pretending to order food so that you can /spy/ on a stranger... Thomas: Good points, guys! I don't want me to be doing this  either! And I will /gladly/ sit back down now. Roman & Virgil: (Whispered) No, wait!! Thomas: Ah! Virgil: *Long sigh* Okay, if we're gonna do this... you gotta time how long you're looking. Otherwise he's gonna start to think you're looking to jack his  backpack. Roman: How long is too long? Virgil: Six seconds. Roman: Done. Virgil: You have FIVE seconds max. Roman: What-- I'm not Max! I'm Prince Roma-- Virgil: GO! Roman: No, no, no, gay, no. Gay? Gay! He’s gay!! Virgil: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Virgil: Look away! Look away!! Thomas: Great... (Sighs) he's gay. Virgil: Great indeed... great indeed Roman: Great indeed!!! Food Attendant: Next customer!!! Thomas: Hm? Oh! Um, yes! I- I'll have the, uhhhh... boiled mail carrots! OH GOD!! Roman: So, hoo-ray! Who's gay? That guy! What now? Virgil: The only logical next step... Go home and regret everything. Roman: Mm. How about I just regret asking that question? You know what happens now! You talk to him!! Virgil: No, man!! Roman: Ah, It's RO-man... with an R? *Sigh* You're really struggling today... Virgil: ...Okay, I'm not an expert on a lot of things. But  when it comes to anti-social etiquette... I'm like a triple expert. An X X X-pert! Roman: Easy tiger. Virgil: Are there /any/ other non-verbal methods we could try?? Thomas: Gay eyes? Roman: Gay eyes. Virgil: All right. ... What are gay eyes? Roman: Oh! Oh ho... Ohhh how cute. Thomas: It's... sort of how... Ah... ...gay people silently communicate interest in one another in public spaces. Roman: Yeah, it's sort of like... Mm? Mm-mm? MMM?? (Sultrily) Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm? *Knowingly laughing with mouth closed* Virgil: And this... works? Roman: *Confidently laughing* Oh... most of the time... No. Thomas: No. Roman: It does not. Thomas: Not for me, at least. Virgil: Well... if it's the only non-verbal  option we've got left... ...fine! *French accordion music plays* Cute Stranger: Hm? *Accordion music abruptly stops* Roman: *GASP* Disaster!! Virgil: Go along with it! Pretend you were looking  at... something else!! Thomas: Ooo, uhhh, nnno, that-- nnn... that's not, uh, ooo, oh, no... Roman: What the hell was that?? Thomas: Don't look at me! *Intense ominous music begins* Virgil: No, DO look at yourself, Thomas. Cause that was a test... and you (low-voice) FAILED. Thomas: You were /testing/ me?? *Music abruptly stops* Virgil: Oh, no no no, /I/ wasn't testing you. I was just panicking. No, the... *Intense music resumes* UNIVERSE tested you... and you /chose/ to be a liar! Roman: It's because of the nonverbal NON-approach! It's like the old saying goes: If you don't have anything nice to  say... It's because you're a dirty liar. Go say some nice things to him, Thomas! Virgil: UH! /I/ say... we put the ball in HIS court! Roman: UGH! You're KILLING me, Virgil! But he /does/ seem to like that kind of thing. He /did/ have a basketball pin on his backpack. Tha- that's gotta mean something! Thomas: That he likes basketball... Virgil: Let's give /him/ the chance to come and talk to us! Roman: Fine... Thomas? Thomas: (Stretching) Well! It's getting pretty late! I should probably be heading out pretty soon... ... (At a louder volume) Y- yep!! Look at the time... that's... mall even time...  I... guess i can stay a little longer! (To himself) Oh my gosh... Roman: Okay, that's it! Virgil: No! Roman: No, YOU no! I hate to rain on your black parade, Gerard Gay-- Virgil: (Grumbles) Roman: But the only thing left to do... is TALK TO THE GUY! Virgil: (Nervous but playing it off) Th- this guy's weird anyway! I mean... who hangs out at the mall by themselves for this long? Roman: *Laughs defiantly* Thomas, apparently! You call it weird. I call it destiny!! Virgil: (Trying to stay calm) Roman, I /know/ you like pulling  on Thomas' heartstrings. But if you keep pulling the strings, the heart's going to break! Roman: (Mocking Virgil's tone) /Virgil/, I know you like putting people down... but, right now, Thomas needs to RISE to the occasion! Virgil: You're making a mistake! Roman: If I am... I'll add it to the LIST! *Shoes squeak on tile* Virgil: MMMPH! Roman: What are you doing? Thomas: (Words muddled) Idunno... plant... Roman: Stop being fake with the plastic plant, and start being real with him!! Thomas: Oof!! *Shoes squeak on tile* Virgil: NO! Random Stranger: Hello... Thomas: (Whispered) Play along... (Out loud) Oh! Hey, buddy! That's you! You're my buddy! Er... (Irish accent) Top o' the morning to ya! I... ignore that part! Fancy running into you here like this, my friend from kindergarten! How are you... doing? How's the wife? Random Stranger: But I've... never seen you. Thomas: Yeah, I... I know. I-- that's why I said "play along". Random Stranger: Oookay, you're being rude! I'm leaving. Thomas: (Under breath) Okay... (Out loud) Good to see you!! Random Stranger: Stop talking to me! Thomas: Ha ha! Ohhh you! Roman: Virgil, enough is enough! You /must/ let this happen! Virgil: *Long sigh* Whatever! Roman: *Gasp* Check your hair. Thomas: Looks fine. Virgil: Anything in your teeth? Thomas: ...Nope. Roman: Your shnozz!! Search for treasure for good measure! Thomas: *Sniffs* All clear! Virgil: Check for styes. Thomas: ...styes?? Virgil: Just do it!! Thomas: Oh!! Oh geez... Virgil: Abort! ABORT!! Roman: Great going, Captain Blunderpants!! Quick! Hide, so he doesn't see you in all your shame!! Virgil: I knew this was a bad idea... *Sink running* Virgil: Okay... *Sink shuts off* I think I get why... I've been so unwilling to  let Thomas approach. Roman: You were being a baby about the buttons and the pins had you panicking. Virgil: Uh... I guess? But also... we didn't have a game plan. If you go in cold turkey... you might chicken out. Roman: Bird brain's right! Thomas: Whoa, easy, Roman! Roman: What? He's got birds on the brain! You don't want to wing it, Virge, all right! Let's drum up something to say! Thomas: Oh! Oh oh!! The pins! What did we look at them for anyway if not to figure out the perfect icebreaker! Roman: Mmm... no. Virgil: Oh, Thomas, y-you can't use info you snooped for! That's  like... cyber-stalking... But real life! Roman: Sooo... stalking? Virgil: OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! Roman: Thomas... *Sigh* You're going to have to try... speaking from the heart. Thomas: *Long sigh* Look, I-I know this is awkward... and maybe not  the best place to strike up a conversation... ...I don't really know what to say to you. I honestly  don't know what I'm doing at the mall today...   I don't know what I was looking for... *Small laugh* I guess that answers my question. The mall is where you go if you want something, but you don't know what it is,  because the mall has everything, right? I don't know... *Small laugh* Ugh, I don't know a lot about anything *nervous laughter*. Least of all myself... ...and I feel that the hardest when it comes to...   ... knowing what I want. But I know that... I want to take a chance... and talk to you... ... I have to, because... I don't know... when I'm /going/ to know what I /want/ again... ...and I /know/ that if I don't act on these feelings right now, I'm... going to regret it.   I saw you... across the food court and you were so... radiant. I saw you... ... and I just knew. *Bathroom stall door opens* Man in Bathroom: *Sniffles* No one's ever said something like that to me before... Thomas: I... I am so sorry! I was just, uh... running lines in the mirror! *Sigh* I'm an actor. I was just... practicing for a scene... Man in Bathroom: Oh. Roman: Did he not flush? Thomas: Did you not flush? Man in Bathroom: I didn't want to ruin the moment... Thomas: Ah. Sorry for the confusion. *Footsteps out, followed by door closing* Virgil: You did it again. Thomas: (Confused) Yeah... I gotta stop wooing strangers in bathrooms... Virgil: You /know/ what I meant. The "rehearsing" in the bathroom... the "old friend" in the food court... the plant... ...the pretending, the hiding, the  God-forsaken boiled carrots! Thomas: *Shiver of disgust* Virgil: The /lies/. Roman: I so... /so/ badly want this. I- I'm desperate for it... ...but you can't have true love... ...if the relationship isn't built on truth. Virgil: If this is the foot we start /out/ on... ... what's it going to be like down the road? Will deceit continue to be the answer to all of your problems? Is that fair to him? Thomas: *Sigh* No... No, he's better off without me... ???: Uh-- Hey! Hey!! *Footsteps running across tile* Cute Stranger: *Sigh* Phew! *Laughs* There you are! I- I was afraid you'd left! Virgil:AH! What?! Roman: He was afraid YOU left?? Virgil: He fears things too?? Cute Stranger: You almost forgot your food! Roman: *Stammering* Tell him to call you sometime! Virgil: If you could call it that? Roman: What's his number?? Tell him how cute he is-- Virgil: What?! You can't just /tell/ someone to call you! Roman: A real textbook cutie pie!! Virgil: We /text/ each other nowadays?? Roman: Oh my gosh I can NOT breathe right now! *Heavy breathing* Virgil: And you will NOT tell him he's a textbook cutie pie! Cute Stranger: (Finishing a sentence)...you mind kind of telling me about that? Roman & Virgil: Huh?? Virgil: What'd he say?? Roman: I don't know! I don't know!! Virgil: Okay. That's okay. Except it's super NOT, I am FREAKING out! Roman: I- I think I saw a lot of wide vowels! Virgil: Ne-vah-da?? Roman: More than that!! Virgil: An-a-con-dah?? Roman: ANACONDA! Thomas! He's a Nicki Minaj fan!! Cute Stranger: It's okay! Uh it's probably a bit too nosy for me to ask anyway. Thomas: Uh... yeah!! /Super/ nosy!! What's wrong with  you... man?? *Nervous laughter* Ahhhh... Cute Stranger: Ahhh, yeah... sorry about that. Have a good night. *Footsteps walking away* Roman: *Loud sigh* Welp! There he goes... ... one more chance at happiness... squandered. *Sigh* It's probably for the best... Virgil: *Heavy breathing* *UNF* *Shoes squeaking across tile* Thomas: UH! Cute Stranger: Hey. Thomas: ... Hey... Do you want this food? I... don't. Cute Stranger: *Laughs* Then why'd you buy it? Thomas: Oh y--... pah--uh... Well it's probably... you know, /maybe/ because I was trying to see your backpack... Cute Stranger: Wh- uh, /my/ backpack? Thomas: Yeah... I- I wanted to see if you had any... pride pins... on your backpack, but I- I didn't feel comfortable asking because you seemed kind of preoccupied? And I- I didn't want to bother you, but if you /did/ have one-- -- which I saw that you do, and I'm SO sorry if that's creepy -- then it might have meant that bothering you was... worth it?? Because it might have meant that I had a chance with you which would have been amazing because I think you're really... ... cute. Cute Stranger: Oh... my... gosh... ... you should have just said hi! Thomas: Oh- oh yeah? Cute Stranger: Yeah, I had writer's block anyway. Thomas: Oh! Uh... w-what were you trying to write? Uh, Misterrrr... Cute Stranger: Ah--Uh... "Mr. Flores"! Very formal of you! Uh... *Laughs* You can call me Nico if you'd like. Thomas: *Laughs* Mr. Sanders! *Sigh* But you can call me Thomas. Nico: To answer your question... I was /attempting/ to write a song. Thomas: Oh! I like... songs. What's yours about? Nico: Uh... I don't know yet. I- I think I like the idea of someone's life... or an aspect of their life feeling like... ...a trash bin. And- and the waste keeps piling... and piling up... until it inevitably... /spills/ out... into the rest of their life. Thomas: You saw me knock over that trash can, didn't you? Nico: That was you?? Thomas: OH-- gosh... yes. Dang it! Nico: (Through a laugh) Are you okay?? Thomas: *Laughs* Nothing but a bruised ego. *Laughs* Roman: Hmph. Nico: Sorry if my song explanation... uh, hit a little too close to home. Thomas: No, it's fine. It's true! I do tend to... waste a lot of opportunities in my life. Virgil: *Thoughtful breath* Nico: *Small laugh*... Well... Let's not waste this one. Roman: Shut up... Virgil: Shut up... Roman: SHUT UP! Roman: Thank you. Virgil: *Nervous laugh* You're welcome... I guess? In all honesty... I really don't know what that was. Roman: *Small laugh* Bravery. Virgil: Wh... N- no, I-- *Stammering* Roman: Shut up, emo. And there you have it! Maybe things are  finally changing for our old friend, Thomas...   Roman: Emphasis on the "old". Thomas: Stop! Get out! 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Regardless, we really appreciate the support you all have given us throughout the years and it's /incredibly/ touching how encouraging and supportive you all have been to this content that we're so passionate about. No matter what amount you're able to give, even if  you can't give anything at all, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Until next time, take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Peace out! *Door opens* Thomas: Oh my god... Roman: And then Virgil came in with the PUSH! Thomas: Okay... okay... Virgil: Are you serious right now?? Roman: I mean... WHOO! Thomas: Okay... Okay... Virgil: Okay... Oookay. Roman: Dream come true. Dream come true! I am very sweaty right now. Thomas: Okay. What? What??? Roman: Okay, okay, okay. Thomas: Oh my gosh. Virgil: Oh... oh man. Thomas: *Breathing heavily though hands* Roman: *Breathing heavily though hands* Virgil: *Breathing heavily though hands* Thomas: AHHH! Roman: AHHH! Virgil: AHHH! Thomas: Ok, shhhh!! Roman: Shhhh!! Virgil: Shhhhh, you're right, shhhh!! Roman: *Laughing through hands followed by a squeal* Thomas: Shhhhh! Virgil: Shhhhh!! Thomas: You guys! Virgil: All right, Thomas, I'm gonna need you to, like... like, walk around the room, walk around the... Virgil: entire expanse of the room, just in a frenzy. Roman: MM! Cardio! CARDIO! Thomas: *Snaps* Yep! Thomas: Yep! Virgil: Thank you so much, yes that's-- that's--- that helps somehow. Roman: A POET! To top it all off, he's a poet! Thomas: I just subtweeted about him! Roman: *Snaps* That's my boy! Virgil: What did you say? Thomas: "Had a good day today heehee heart-with-an-arrow-in-it." Virgil: Huh... delete it. Thomas: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that-- yeah-- makes sense. Roman: O beauteous bard in the court of food... ...blah blah blah blah blah blah dude. I'll fill in the rest later. Thomas: Mm. MM! Virgil: What if things are never the same again? *Wondrous laugh* Thomas: I mean that's certainly /possible/, but, you  know, seeing as we've only just met him, perhaps it's not the wisest thing to expect so much. Roman: But what a promising start, right?? Virgil: I KNOW, RIGHT? Thomas: Yeah! Yeah, I- Yeah, I'm just overthinking things! Roman: Yeah! Join me! No thinking! Virgil: Thomas, do you need to pee? I think you need to pee. Thomas: Oh! Okay! Yeah, o-okay! Roman: All right! I found a Michelin star restaurant... it's in France... Virgil: I'm listening. Thomas: I did /not/ have to pee. Roman: Plane tickets seemed pretty cheap around February... Virgil: Thomas, I- I'm gonna need you to shake your hands, all right? You gotta do /something/ with them. They're just hanging there. Thomas: Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Roman: *Gasp* /Right/ in time for Valentine's Day! Virgil: *Tongue click* Are you sure you don't have to pee? Thomas: *Sigh* Gosh... *Sigh* ... Are we ready for this? Roman: Uhhh, /definitely/!! *Laughs* I- if he's ready, /we're/ ready! Thomas: Okay! Okay! Yeah... right... *Dog ruffs in the background* Virgil: (In Tempest Tongue) AH! DEMON! Thomas: *Grumbles in frustration* Virgil: *Frustrated exhale* Thomas: That DANG DOG! Roman: Dude. It's okay. That happens 30 times a day. Please rela-- Virgil: DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX!
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Length: 24min 13sec (1453 seconds)
Published: Sat Oct 10 2020
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