Five Nights At Freddy's (FNAF) - Complete Series

[Music] okay guys you're going to play some five nights at freddy's yeah okay welcome happy happy halloween it is october 31st here at the new ground actually the day of the living dead it's not even it's the witching hours it's 2 30 but it is a.m for you so um that's what counts the frightening game from 2011 uh 2014. shut up i think this is 2011. i've never i don't know anything about this game i've only seen memes about it i've always thought this game is lamest game in the world but corey watched a couple thousand hours worth of lore videos and now here we are corey what are you doing i've watched a disgusting amount of matpat playing this game and watching and talking about it so i think i know a thing or two how to play this game okay i saw a 10 minute hot diggity demon cartoon does that count that's pretty good wait i said not responsible for this member okay kind of a red flag never heard that one before probably oh cory it sounds like your bedroom it does this is the the fan that's not working properly why are you stuck in the cylinder chris this is the high-res version of the your uh hacker dudes room how do i look at my camera okay so these are our boys um i actually worked in that office by the way when i do this uh it's wasting the battery life every time yes every time you change the camera or whenever you bring up the screen whenever you bring up the screen dude this is giving me like a pit in my stomach this doesn't make me uncomfortable have you you've never actually played this i've never played it's just that this game is like nerve-wracking you have to manage your time it was made in blender right you have to listen to this nerd who's recorded on a potato in the other room yeah this was made in this is this by the way chris this is a little trick i don't think you've ever heard of it it's called like screen wrap where you take a single picture and make it look round yeah i know yeah i'm not stupid i can see it's [ __ ] like we're inside of a can of soup or some [ __ ] oh yeah exactly i'm going to close that can't even notice i was schooled i'm totally immersed you [ __ ] noticed i did it you actually didn't know that that was just one [ __ ] round no i am 100 immersed in freddy's pizza that background's right there uh oh i'm wasting my light cory you're [ __ ] it all up already yeah well you're going to take over if you were in your mouth i'm gonna [ __ ] tear this picture down and go into the real world soon you can't [ __ ] tell me that this looks like pizza planets [ __ ] this is like pizza planet from toy story that's that one's pretty bad see that one i can tell it's flat oh yeah can you tell this one's flat oh yeah it's the same [ __ ] oh it's the same picture but it looks like same picture all right guys we're gonna try our best to stand out from the other let's players who've already done this [Music] good has the [ __ ] game started yet yeah yeah corey you lost the special number dude you're draining that [ __ ] quick yeah what are you doing corey i'm a friend of my [ __ ] kids [ __ ] free spirit how does the game work if they if you see them coming up that's when you slam the door i don't know you're on max use dude you're not even in danger it's not even the second day yet i don't think you can die in the first level oh really yeah oh uh your battery is going down like crazy man it's okay so how many uh robos are there just three oh i pressed the wrong oops uh yeah no there's oh three and four okay what so is there there's four right just i know there's foxy there's foxy which is my favorite because you see her right there with her nice little and then there's freddy uh boxy bonnet bony bonnet you're right what is his name bluebird boner boney it's bony yeah no what's the [ __ ] his name rocco i don't [ __ ] look at the cameras there hasn't been any sounds yet like again the first stage you just kind of like this is where you crack jokes where you they you know like you go this isn't so scary they catch you off guard like you're like what is this what is this chuck whoa what's that what's this oh uh corey put the camera down dude look at that chris that's so cool yeah where is he though that's him hold on cam five where are you oh that's where [Music] so what are you supposed to do it was just like you just survived they don't get near you and close the door if they do yeah the point is to survive as long as i see him wait he's supposed to survive yeah what that's weird basically as long as i keep this camera on him he can't leave he's stuck in limbo but you're wasting battery chris this is no time jokes [Laughter] why did everything go off oh thank god you were on max use a couple hours ago you [ __ ] shut you [ __ ] oh the two of them are moving dude dude this is cool it is now i get why i'm an [ __ ] all right i kind of i actually kind of regret wasting battery life oh yeah you regret it huh one b and seven so they're far away you're you're doing it right now you're doing good dude it's four a.m you you've got like you know what you're kind of [ __ ] wait that's your shift end isn't that a 5 8 i hear a noise yeah i was like what was that oh god oh god shut up corey close the phone oh my god where's the left door but dude you've got six percent oh god open them both [Laughter] dude you guys are [ __ ] possible they're gonna jump scare me i'm not ready i'm really not ready i'm honestly not bring up your little thing oh [ __ ] where is he oh no oh he's all the way back there but dude chica is close dude chica is close one percent you're [ __ ] where's the you're [ __ ] that's it you're [ __ ] done oh wow it happens at six yay oh [ __ ] wow dude oh jesus that was legitimately scary we're just like being jerks and [ __ ] around and then the second something left i was like wait i'm not ready for this yeah no the jump scare is gonna suck don't waste your [ __ ] batteries again well now i have to actually [ __ ] pay attention to this dickweed just ignore that for like a second just like answer your [ __ ] phone look i like the idea of this game but it is but outright it is like the stupidest concept ever just because dude like some the other games nobody would come back for a second yeah that's why they say it there's like all these like lore implementations but this is what they say they say that like i mean like if you look at later games your office is in like a [ __ ] heating vent and it like heats up to like 70 degrees and like the [ __ ] core of the sun while these like [ __ ] things crawl through the vent to try and kill you and you have to yeah aren't they making this into a movie they're gonna have to change the way the world works a bit they have to make it like yeah well they would make it based off of the books i believe there's bucks i don't know yeah there's books oh yeah i did know that i found that out oh dude it's coming dude yeah but i need to check on this guy cam 7 cory i saw her little you saw her cam seven seven that's right right there in the corner i saw her tits dude you see her in cam seven she's up in the top right oh oh she's gone now closer dude she's in camp six no problem oh that's disabled man you got to wait till she's even closer oh dear oh we're going to get killed tonight oh oh there's him okay so now two of them are after you check him 4a oh yep there's freddy oh god this is so stressful why are all the lights done i don't know what was that they're outside the door are they really yeah they'll wander away though i guess or else right there see wait really how do you see that i don't see they're not there they are that's what the noise means glory why would you do that because i have to i gotta make i gotta conserve [ __ ] battery life oh god i didn't check on this idiot christ oh that sucks uh whiplash [ __ ] mouse flew over and hit me oh of course that's me oh it's my eyes [ __ ] things hear the [ __ ] it's me [ __ ] having snooze that's what they do right they like shove you into their body oh you got to do an oh no you can start from night through okay good all right dave it's your turn oh my god you saw how i play your turn your turn okay i guess there you press continue god damn it that scared me yeah that was really bad i feel bad for ragging on this so much it's it's pretty effective it's cold now you know why i watch endless hours of [ __ ] game theory corey i think it's cool it doesn't mean i'm gonna watch matpat okay okay i know you're more of a markiplier guy oh nice there you go big [ __ ] rabbit listen he might have actually been serious for the first game but i think he hammed it up for all the others um you think well probably yeah i heard the second game was actually a little easier hello internet this is my dog chica oh like five nights at freddy's no what what's that why are you talking oh it's just a good idea spooky here's my dog markiplite i'm down to 90 already this isn't fair she was a good good dog her dad was my couple i'm talking about markiplier at a time of crisis i picked her up wait i picked her up oh dave you're [ __ ] done dude no i'm not look how much battery you already wasted it hasn't even been an hour yeah and we're already down to 80 seconds how am i wasting that dude look at the [ __ ] go to c1a c you need to check on that because foxy will run out what foxy runs out oh look there's two of them and one of them is one of them's here one of them's here so look look there's all all three are accounted for oh but you need to check on fox what's foxy what is he there what are you all talking about that one he sticks his [ __ ] nose up chris what you want to talk about this game this game has like literally no animation but the there's an animation of him running down the hallway to you really if you don't get there in time he'll [ __ ] jump scare you it's the scariest how do you know which door he's gonna run oh i can't handle another jump scare honestly it would hurt me it's uh because that comes in that pirate cove cam 1c wait really yes so he runs out of there he will if you don't keep looking at him what's that yum that's that's bonnie is that the [ __ ] theme song at the end of star wars where it's like yup dub go to 2b duke 2b cam 2b okay oh where's chica go back to chica oh he's there and they're there okay all right we're we're good check on epoxy what i am 73 yeah you need to keep checking on foxy apparently yeah if you don't if you stop checking at him oh don't see oh [ __ ] oh dear there's [ __ ] the rabbit's out yeah the rabbit's he's there dude what do you do with foxy you just look at him you should go away i don't know are you gonna i don't know how this game works one point it would be cooler if they made like sound effects you chris that was so loud don't call me dumb idiot i'm sorry that's just oh [ __ ] wait wait what what chick is out and the rabbit he's still there chica is out and the rabbit are out they're two of them now jesus christ and then okay okay then there's the three one where's the rabbit oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dude the rabbit's coming close the [ __ ] door dude close the [ __ ] door which one the right one both of them oh god man oh god he's into it he's a two eight he's gone dude he's there what do you mean he's gone what he he walked back did he really what was that that that was one of them they were there we stopped one of them yeah go to 2b i think he's gone that means he's gone oh we're we're gonna find these dumb [ __ ] okay seven three it's a pirate okay so seven one c dave we haven't take it oh my god dave the power okay take just pull it up push pull the [ __ ] thing up dude dude you're really another one yeah you're really you're close you're close to the morning it's a 2b 4b 4a 2a three six one c one a seven all right they're all accounted for we know where they are put it down because it wastes time it also wastes time looking at it oh [ __ ] oh it's over we have nine seconds this is it come on oh dude okay they're all accounted for we know where they all are right now we gotta make it till 6 a.m yeah oh god if you want to empower does it end instantly or do you get like a few seconds wait what if you run out of power what happens you get a few seconds and then you hear a song and then if he can he can wait for the whole song to end check pirates code before time runs out oh [ __ ] okay so alright so one b there's one there one c one a seven yeah they haven't moved in a while uh-oh what's going on what's going on why is it doing that one percent because it's at one percent there's no more battery on the monitor close the doors just close both of them oh [ __ ] running out of power makes you lose no no you might make it oh [ __ ] [Laughter] oh god oh god the buckle okay get out your knees get ready [Music] i win though six a.m baby six a.m six a.m it's six a.m this isn't fair it's 6 00 a.m it thinks i am somewhere oh this is great on the other side of the [ __ ] world god damn it oh [ __ ] god damn god [ __ ] okay chris it's your [ __ ] no no i can't i literally can't i can't okay you have to do it at least once you know what's [ __ ] is like this these monsters they're not really scary it's just it makes you uncomfortable because like you know it's coming and these little these like [ __ ] like like styrofoam tarts are gonna [ __ ] come in there just sing songs to you and then go oh they're both on this little trail right here oh okay you're doing okay chris why don't i have to lose at [ __ ] it's 5 a.m chris what you're [ __ ] freaking me out what you gotta check pirates go look she's right here i know close the door just check and then open that immediately oh god who's that yep that's funny oh [ __ ] he's coming he's coming he's coming okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] people scared me god damn it dude what do i do i'm getting the hardest one by far where is he i can't [ __ ] see him he's gone i think this [ __ ] over here still here i know she won't take a [ __ ] hint throw a chicken wing and make her eat her own kind where are you [ __ ] oh that's him yeah is he going is he coming he's going you gotta wait till they're literally where they come from where did he go get the [ __ ] out of here oh check on pirate's cove oh my god dude this isn't a video game video games are supposed to be [ __ ] fun there's no way i could okay he went back pirates cove they're gonna jam their like giant metallic thing oh my god oh my god dude what do i do is that him what is that wait for him to leave that's him that's him wait for his show to stop you don't he's gone yeah he's there's footsteps watch the other door chris check the cameras i can't i'm too scared close both doors and then check the monitors that's that's all you can do if you're just going to [ __ ] burn everything else that's a why why does she keep doing this oh she's dumb oh but who said you closed that door because he's right [ __ ] there that was a go check the monitor he's still there yeah check the monitor the monitor the thing go down scroll down pick it up go pick it up pick it up get up one pump two six what do i do now leave that door closed open the other one okay check the light real quick okay not there because you should turn it over i can't [ __ ] play this i'm literally not even nervous right now she's still here oh my gosh like right [ __ ] there go away where's the other bastard chris you're doing a good job oh he's all the way back up there [ __ ] go away you're scared of the microphone what do i do oh [ __ ] he's coming back what the [ __ ] man this is even scary actually yes it is oh yeah you're right it's really [ __ ] scary it's just waiting for a jump i can't do it and she won't [ __ ] off it's time to die boy great i [ __ ] failed we all epic fail sometimes i'm out of here oh god it's jeff bezos i [ __ ] hate this game here's my impression of the five nights at freddy's scream it's pretty good here's my impression of dave here's my impression of chris hey welcome to my show oh god corey [Laughter] oh god dude why does the camera go oh god dude they're disabling it they're [ __ ] with you are they dude light oh the other side other side oh god ah dude jeff is always like oh i'm sickly you're fig screaming you [ __ ] lit [ __ ] what was that dude check the light check the lights nostalgia critic [Laughter] i know i know i [ __ ] whale anywhere oh jesus i'm gay [Laughter] chris you stupid call me stupid [ __ ] you call me stupid dumb i'm sorry you dumb stupid oh chris you're gonna give me a really great no like he's right there zoinks like [ __ ] crabs where are they oh that would have been a great crossover scooby hit five nights that would have been good hey welcome to partner turn the brothers off warner brothers do it he's like what you let you wasted so much battery dude dave take pirates cam oh okay they're all there just wait put it up lift it up live it up okay okay oh you have nothing to lift up oh you're halfway out of your battery man it's not easy being gay it's not easy being green oh [ __ ] i hate that so [ __ ] much fun he's not even like scary he's like this [ __ ] happy girl he's not even scary but then he like just it just makes you uncomfortable because you're like dude i'm trying to survive he's gonna eat me and kill me he's just he looks almost like a rabbit but not quite real he's gone chris your hilarious commentary is keeping me he's still there he's still there that's not funny chris the master of all comedy is keeping me from killing myself this [ __ ] fat who sits in five nights at freddy's every weekend he [ __ ] watches oni plays that's what keeps him he's mastered [Laughter] oh they're gone dude you're [ __ ] dude you're actually [ __ ] you didn't look at pirates more than once it's 3am and you're down to 30 you're [ __ ] okay 1ba where's she's in there she's in the bathroom oh oh oh god she's in the kitchen it's fine the other one oh oh this sucks it's 4am it's 4am damn it oh it's bad come on dave i believe man oh god this hurts you know there's people who speed on this game who like barely like look at anything they just know sounds if you follow the sounds you could do it really yeah it gives you hints like for instance when she's in the kitchen she's in cam six when he goes into that closet all the power for the thing is going to go out so you have to pay attention to like what they do sucks dude this sucks oh i'm not checking everything properly you didn't look at counterparts okay wait okay so she's there you're wasting too much battery hey you're wasting three years okay okay okay okay four a.m okay take the lights okay no i'm not even gonna do that i'm gonna save battery i know where they are i know where they all are chris do not say that you're losing power even though you're doing nothing what's this might be listen listen kitchen see you're picking up three okay all right check pirate's cove dude oh he's fine no pirate today all right i know where they stopped stop they go back they're getting close on the left they're getting close on the left check the lights just click it on and off real quick no i know where he is i know where he is i don't need to do this do it real quick please oh chris what's that sound oh go do pirate you go pirate's car pirates cove what about it you need to travel my god don't open the door don't open the [ __ ] door oh if you open that door he's going to rush you oh god don't open it don't open it don't don't don't it's okay i just i'm just going to wait i'm just going to wait hopefully i make it come on man oh no it's going down i don't know check the one oh yeah corey i've got to open them oh my [ __ ] god are you [ __ ] kidding me on you [ __ ] [ __ ] can it still hit 6am or once this happens i'm dead yes it can it can still hit 6am it can still hit 6am this is the longest [ __ ] oh my god i'm actually not maybe playing three times no no corey you don't play i can't i literally can quote chris one more time what a lovely day i'm still playing i'm not playing it again i'm just not i'll play i'll play he's like you dumb wage cuck stuck in your dumb pizza room i lit dude no i'm not even kidding i can't i wouldn't this is i can't i wouldn't be able to function right playing it put the [ __ ] down all right put the [ __ ] s down corey check out the money check the lights oh cory i'm gonna stab you in the head man they're right there i heard her clanking around over here you hear her i know what i'm freaking maybe doing he's stressing me i'm turning on my own friends yeah corey i listen senior clinton you can literally just do nothing and listen that's it yeah you listen to sound effects that's insane listen to the rhythm of the street everybody that you meet and together will make things better that's something i forget how it goes well working together it's a simple message and it comes from the heart believing yourself nothing at pirate's cove one b and then where else where the [ __ ] else possibly six oh dude keep your eyes okay your eyes on the she's there she's there there's nothing there pirate's cove she's there what the [ __ ] are you doing okay one b one b oh she's there she weren't no she walked away oh i heard her leave oh cor i would ge i would give you anything to push the [ __ ] lights on the doors my friend you can see if they're outside the [ __ ] door dave yeah i thought the door oh corey get [ __ ] owned dude she was gone dude the the doors right by your side you can't see those on the camera yeah yeah yeah what those aren't on the camera so i was saying that yeah i thought they were no you have to play around after this dude i can't you have to play one more after this chris i could barely do this anymore i know it's called oni plays but not today today it's called phantom dave plays dude phantom is perfect it's like halloween themed yeah phantom plays this basket is perfect too because it that's pretty means in england oh man oh [ __ ] so why are we cove you have to look at pirate cove every [ __ ] time that goes down four or five you have to look make it a habit because if you forget i will i will look up he's gonna be running down there and he's gonna [ __ ] chop you up with his hook okay so one day where did she go we're not even at 3am yet we're almost at 50 already uh all right all [ __ ] are accounted for oh jesus christ oh no they're going to i didn't know about the whole light thing that annoys me what a whole life thing the light is for your blind spot yeah because there's there's like the camera can't do all the work for you oh jesus where is it oh where's where's oh no oh god oh right she always comes on this side remember that does she really yeah for sure well this guy made like two pictures so so he puts the bunny over here in the [ __ ] oh she's covered yeah and they're still here oh my god oh is that what that center oh what is that noise it's her walking dude record oh you scared me you gotta like [ __ ] do that it's scary we're not doing the worst ever but this is far from great i love this picture right here look that's that's me and that's tom fulton right there and that's bart simpson and you're [ __ ] dead simpson with a raccoon up there i hear walking oh [ __ ] she's she oh she's almost there oh closer dude she's in 4a oh no oh no dave oh god he's going too this sucks dude you're [ __ ] done dave you got to keep checking on pirate cove even more now do that and check pirate code oh goodness lord gracious oh [ __ ] hell you said oh sweet mary holy merry mother of joseph oh dave close the door doors holy [ __ ] where are they is is boxer guy where is he gonna go to foxy okay open door open door why did you think that i need to find at least where one of them are okay okay so he's like right there wait oh he's gonna be right there oh oh he's there oh the button stop it wait is there anyone there oh he's still there oh man yeah we're a little something that i'm going to call [ __ ] what's he oh my god he's go oh check dude check all the a's oh you're they're there man just wait they're on my ass go back to pirates cove check pirates cove yeah on the right like he's gonna know he's back he's better it's only one time go back up to the light she won't [ __ ] off oh my god dude this is unfair i don't understand what you're even supposed to [ __ ] don't wait don't oh yeah open it oh yeah go over quick quick quick no he's still there it's over i'm sorry dave oh well chris guess who's turning it is that please oh hand it to me before you die you scumbag yes there's just so much left for me to do dave there is a possibility that you could win six a.m six am oh my [ __ ] lord i hate it i hate it but like maybe uh 6am please oh i want everything about my house goddammit cory do you like this game yeah how many knights are there there's five [ __ ] it [Laughter] and we're back at it again damn daniel back at it again with the hell freddy i'm really glad jeff wasn't here for this one he'd hate it yeah he would really hate it let it roll these animatronics do you remember one time uh jeff did that challenge where you like you suck into a bottle and you pull it off your lips make your lips really big and juicy yeah and then you're like in the same day good my big juicy lips he starts like rubbing his fingers around on him yeah chris that was the same thing this marker exploded it got like all over his face except for his lips his black sharpie oh his parents took the smurf picture yeah he says it was him when he was like three but it was actually like a year ago he just looked like a big fat dumpy baby cause he hadn't worked out in like a week i saw them all up here see there's freddy and they're chica's there they're all accounted for okay uh check the lights anyway all you got to do is click them on and off real quick how do they get the rights to that dude light lights camera action dude you handled that so calmly [ __ ] dude there's no one here and we're [ __ ] that boy's about to make a sprint oh he is this sucks this is a hard game i must say it is very tough i know it sucks badly but you really oh wait oh you're dude look you're doing it it's 5 a.m but there's only 7 you're kind of screwed that guy's gonna make a mad dash any moment now okay lights on both doors lights on both doors oh what is that twinkle twinkle music when does he would you check the fox the fox is gonna run any moment now man yeah he is okay open that other door but check the light first light on that door okay nothing checked out here you're out open the door open the door open that door you're out oh dude it's hard to click stuff it is hard to click stuff that's it dude i guess we'll see i don't think i did it i think it failed i think you did a pretty good job i was getting used to it though so the robots just willingly give up at like [ __ ] 6 a.m oh i didn't you can hear him stomping around so when this happens it can't reach the 6am marker anymore no it can even during this yeah basically they're about to tear your [ __ ] eyes out and then it hit 6am and they stop [Music] man what a what a cruel [ __ ] [Music] angels thesis oh [Applause] dude you can mute that call me that fat idiot he's like hey i'm dying uh and you're like yeah i heard it before hey i'm the biggest piece of [ __ ] in the world don't listen to me oh my god he's like dying he's like they're slamming the door you're like hey shut up try to be a security guard you dumb bastard uh you want to role play for a minute oh god foxy dude that was fast you know what i would actually really i wanna i wanna i want jeff to be here when we play the second one i want jeff to play the second one i want jeff to say you guys are gay you guys are gay sissies and then he'll play it and he'll [ __ ] himself [Laughter] like the biggest [ __ ] of all exactly he'll jump but he'll act manly while he jumps we'll turn the volume up to 300 percent when he plays like we all did it blow his eyes a true story remember to look on pirate cove at all times because he's going to be coming here's a true story when we sat down to record today corey and dave had been streaming on this hardware that i bought and then they had left it turned up to like 8 percent on the earphones so the second i turn it on put on the headphones that [ __ ] it [ __ ] deafened me for like it plays the sound whenever you put an air on it it goes it went yeah pretty much it was the scariest dude watch out for foxy dude he knows you gotta look at pirate cove every single time you pick up the monitor you gotta make it a habit every single time dude he came within the first minute he's gonna be a [ __ ] nightmare this round yeah this is the one where you [ __ ] is the worst all right well everything is everything's chill right now you need to check it you need to check it check it out uh can you please where's the call where did he go oh he [ __ ] shook you oh the things i do in my boom boom we're all but [ __ ] you the things i do for validation on social media pictures of my [ __ ] encourage the cowardly dogs account on manycams.com easy stupid dog you made me horny um um it's stupid dog you're making me gay okay you're giving me a mad [ __ ] why they're getting close oh god oh they're they're stomping up i heard the footsteps you're gonna hear their little [ __ ] wait don't get caught why you have to check it every [ __ ] two seconds you just did you big ninny i know but it's like you have to now dude i hear their footsteps he's right there yeah excuse me identifies as a chicken dude their their little footsteps are kind of cool listen listen yeah try and get me now you dumb idiot oh my god dave turn off you [ __ ] thing listen to their footsteps you can hear that yeah you can hear it they're coming they're coming they're coming chris if they're not in the light in the door then they're not here no look listen on the right right right light oh i can hear them walking i can too yeah yeah you listen to it you can hear it oh the door's closed okay [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] open it up he's gone really yeah oh right he runs back so quick wow guess how [ __ ] i am it's four a.m and i'm at two percent oh it's all [ __ ] over close the door just last time i checked power going out doesn't mean doors fly upward hey you're right chris you're right that should be the ultimate cheat to survive yeah all right cory please win this i really want to watch chris have to play the final night okay i'll try there they are all your friends in one room together what if freddy bursted said all your baser belonged to us i'd lol and then i'd slam the door in his head and kill him i'd infect him with a new grands virus from 97. it would just make him want to kill britney spears and not you yeah chris what if uh what if this is the perspective of the interactive buddy interactive buddy yeah you're the interactive buddy right now waiting people to log on to newgrounds and play with you they all run in and [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of you yeah exactly they string you up and shoot rockets at you and put like president bush's head on you it blows my mind that there was literally a point in history where i right clicked on that game and downloaded it to my desktop so i could play it any time ivan was telling me about how his brother downloaded dad and me to play it at all times i didn't even know you could do that when i when i was actually i think you had to like dig through the source page code or whatever well you could you could just download the swift yeah yeah i mean us little flash guys we had flash player on our computer so yeah that [Music] if you were freddy what would your slogan well i be know what that means doesn't freddy have a slogan no he doesn't say anything no he says it's time check the lights man that's not freddy so who is it okay seven he's fine oh wait wait wait go back to 1b oh lights in the i still have the eyes oh why does it happen i don't know first scare effect if you were watching this on the halloween time how much candy have you gotten was it a lot leave your comment below oh corey what do you think dante from devil may cry would do if he was the one that working here someone's in the kitchen oh they come with the door he'd say royal car cory what would happen if the little kid role playing his lego sonic was here oh what a [ __ ] horrible [Laughter] so night the door whoo i made it you guys please hit the right door to the right please now check the lights on them nobody nobody check the cam again real quick oh he's going straight for unlocking the doors you're insane what can i say i'm proud to call you my absolutely insane friend oh oh dude he's at the right door light light light oh there's there's oh check pirates cove okay there's one of them right there foreign he won't attack you freddie is a dick that's in food closet oh why don't they ever go on stage would they go on stage so 4b means he's not at the door yet he's in the room next to the door so he's not here yeah no he's not there but he's literally one room away man you are not afraid of the left door dude yeah i checked it if i were you check the left door that's not the left door remember yeah oh oh next if he's still there cause you gotta open that door as soon as you can if you're gonna get to 6 a.m which is almost impossible he's still there yeah it's [ __ ] oh we're done oh he was right there [ __ ] you [ __ ] bastard god damn it dude this is hard it's like multi-managing but i'm starting to learn what to do [Music] this just think this is literally not even as bad as what it's like to be a parent with like two kids yeah i know right [ __ ] off hey six a.m look six six eight six a.m six a.m what the heck hey um give [Laughter] how did she go that fast yeah what a [ __ ] liar i think she could teleport i don't think she actually walks oh why would they drop i think a png appears in like 250 quality and screams at me every few seconds why would they do this oh no she's right there just [ __ ] it go back what the [ __ ] she's right there go back go back dude now they're all gone this is getting worse she's in the kitchen i hate all you [ __ ] oh you suck my penis [Music] what is this thing right here that i'm mousing at it's a muffin i mean yeah but it's got like [ __ ] eyeballs yeah it jumps scares you it doesn't jump scare me i'm not afraid of the [ __ ] muffin you would be even bit your [ __ ] nose off i mean yeah then i'd be really [ __ ] afraid of it it's mutilating me oh the muffin holds me down and dilates me the muffin uses his candle to make your dick sound oh the muffin's a hot topic shirt vader zip all right i think three i wish you could play his girl from invader zoom i mean that'd be pretty cool and jack skellington i wish jackson's with the animatronics he reaches long arms in through both doors and grab you when i was like 15 i [ __ ] loved hot topic i'd buy metal oculus t-shirts and guitar hero t-shirts all the time me too i think i buy a happy tree fence crap all the time i thought it was so cool that there was this like kids show of like mutilating little critters there's something about kid shows and that like really ultra violent [ __ ] wait what are you talking about what show uh the happy tree friends oh yeah she's in the kitchen you don't have to worry about it i really don't think freddie i don't think freddie jump scares you he hump scares you uh he humps your eyeballs out of your head yeah basically chris the word the worst thing that's going to scare you is that majora's mask is even scarier than this yeah is there no it's not it legitimately is i'm not even kidding you it's not like jump out of your chair scary though it's like unsettling no it's literally like you won't be able to tear your [ __ ] eyes away from the screen in horror have you ever seen it link's like head falls off and cockroaches pours out of his neck his blood sprays from the top of his his neck cavity that's not scary to me and then he turns around with hyper-realistic blood and he's like bad and drown that's scary did you ever see the ben drown i used to love that i loved it too and i was like oh my god i'm like a real haunted cartridge this is [ __ ] scary and then someone told me it was a fake and it totally just destroyed my world because i'm like pokemon black is fake everything's fake i love the ben brown and i love pokemon uh ghost black edition yeah exactly they were cool and then when you find out that they're fake you've not been checking out foxy yeah i've been foxy foxy has been ready to sprint for like all night foxy he's right there he's he's ready for his stage performance it looks kind of it looks like a simple so there's somebody in 2a 2a 7 and where the okay okay well they're right there okay so they're all accounted for you're already wasting too much battery oh it's about 3 a.m mick chris shut your mouth i'm just telling you you're right 57 seconds and it's 2 a.m it's not seven seconds seven well technically it's six oh [ __ ] oh my god audio foxy foxy's gone dude i don't think there's any power look at your monitor yeah where the [ __ ] [ __ ] he's out of here yeah you put the door down yeah yeah you're a genius dude dave you were so smart see now it's 2 a.m 50 you need to start conserving like crazy now okay he's there check on foxy if someone's in the kitchen check okay you're fine you're fine everyone's hurt for dude only use lights for now for the next like hour i that is impossible can you really do that you need to check out foxy at the very least just listen to the footsteps can you is that real yeah it's in the kitchen go to foxy listen you can hear footsteps okay turn on the lights yeah see you're conserving energy like a good little boy you're doing great [Laughter] dude if you get to 4 a.m on 38 battery you're doing well foxy's gonna run out now though maxie's coming for you why are you tormenting me chris what is that that's knuckles theme song is it really yeah here i come struggling the rest of my tougher as [ __ ] talking to leather about my knuckles i'm southern oh wait you know what dave oh it's 4am and you're on 30 that's pretty okay right yeah it's okay check foxy oh he's coming dude you heard that run didn't you check the camera the foxy runs down oh god these guys out of there wait so if the curtains closed you went back right yeah once the knocking stops he runs away all right look at this i'm the five night's king this is my op strap stop chris you should actually pick oh okay dude 15 dude you're [ __ ] stop chris i don't want to be mean but you're [ __ ] no chris you don't you don't know you're just going away get the [ __ ] out he's gone check out foxy damn it foxy these days last longer sure do it's kind of [ __ ] oh you're doing good dude you are doing good now five percent left on 5 am you might make it come on dave wait just listen for the footsteps here she's in the kitchen don't even need to pull the door check check the foxy cam to make him go away yeah oh oh no oh [ __ ] that's not good she's in the kitchen it's okay see he has to get there foxy was just running yeah 6am ready you stupidly [ __ ] [ __ ] m no no no no no it's six it says lock you're wrong you're gay stop stop stop at six please [ __ ] you it's my freaking turn okay you can kiss a butt kiss a butt that's right okay all right there you go all right where's the thing for at night like fortnight cool my shoes off uh oh ooh your feet smell like grass sorry i gotta like come in here oh [ __ ] dude this is way [ __ ] like excuse me dude what are you doing picking your [ __ ] head it just started we needed a little bit loud we needed to be scary i just started why is this butthole already looking at me why are you gone that was quick this music didn't even dude yeah okay damn she's moving dude come on dude okay she's in the kitchen shut the [ __ ] up i can't hear her clanking around like a bumbling idiot bumbling grumbling buffoon i hate that he's already out how's that fair he's not supposed to be out life's not fair [ __ ] i've wasted 10 seconds being a [ __ ] maroon oh my goodness i don't really appreciate it when they run in and scream it oh my god that's it [ __ ] loud noise scared me and i [ __ ] the controller that was scary holy [ __ ] too loud no he's worse dude i'm getting [ __ ] ass banged at the very beginning of this okay she's there he's there he's there and they all accounted for yeah for like a minute to the left to the left footsteps on the right dude i thought i heard him on the last oh oh it's actually okay how are they appearing in three-dimensional outside the doors if there are nothing but images to the left jesus check the camera so he triggers to run at the door stop it i like that running noise oh oh dude right right oh why did it play that scary that was the foxy scream there's still someone there i know you gotta spray the light on them until they run away get a blast ass on those guys cory spray the light she's still there just keep it turned on it makes him leave doesn't it no no no no this is like a like if you were playing a windows 95 clicking game like you gotta wait no i'm still there all right right oh oh they're giving you some butt [ __ ] today yeah go away what the hell that's not even foxy yeah that's not fair dude oh my god you're working like the [ __ ] umbrella laboratories of these electronic doors he's gone [ __ ] christ oh he's back there already you can open the door again chica left already yeah i mean like flashing light and filming doors for the best thing you can do dude you're almost out of battery this sucks they really put me over the [ __ ] ringer yeah or you're rng tonight ain't too great oh chica's only dude chica is she's [ __ ] with me i would have thought her ass to be hungry half the time what is this wait is that door down no no oh [ __ ] go over almost almost i will [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh dude foxy where's foxy at he's still like waiting okay oh they're being cruel life is cruel why don't you just pour water on them yeah that's true robots are stupid you pull water out of them they don't know what to do oh god jesus [ __ ] christ corey you look mad we gotta get doctors rose switching [ __ ] defeated here you go your turn all right all right so hard it's my try it's like a mix of hard and just like i don't want something to yell at me when i [ __ ] think i'm doing something right this [ __ ] and here's the thing okay if you play these games at like 10 volume you're probably like wow you panty waste i wasn't scared these are loud for us we have this audio to 100 so we can hear this stuff in our ears wearing like super nice headphones that chris scott that have like panoramic real-life sounds yeah so we can hear the sounds as if we could hear them [ __ ] literally screaming in her ear and we're playing a modded version that shocks our balls whenever we get caught yeah so [ __ ] you okay so she's in the kitchen he's there or she isn't no she's in the kitchen what what the [ __ ] was that chris that you no dude you were lying that was you that was chica oh i'm not liking this oh it's the make noise in the nice mic day huh oh you son of a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] foxy [Laughter] that [ __ ] [ __ ] he's a fast sprinter that guy he doesn't even do [ __ ] he just leans in and laughs at you he's just ah he goes back oh my [ __ ] god oh [ __ ] you you dumb [ __ ] me this is like the one game that face cam would actually be kind of funny to have with yeah it would be funny we should do a new we should innovate we should do like spread ass cam that's a good idea every time we scream our [ __ ] will clinch you just spray [ __ ] all over the camera you're dark it's still down i know right come on it's only 1am and you've lost all your power i am doing a new thing but i'm going to keep clicking light until i see bird dude that's foxy oh they want you cory you're foxy yeah i know corey cory i'll be damned if this isn't the most brilliant [ __ ] thing you've ever done yet god damn i'm wearing i'm wearing my proud face right now give me give me a look right here no i can't look away for a second yeah at first i was like scratching my chin and rubbing my head but now i'm rubbing my belly and smiling uh figuring your butthole in your [ __ ] at the same time yeah all two of them oh corey this is a waste of time is it or is he winning you can't scare him he's got all bases covered this is so stupid did you think this one through did you just slam the door button up and down a bunch of times these dumb [ __ ] won't ever know the difference did i use power that's surely gonna just like be a game over if you keep doing that yeah how do you know get away you demons sorry just keep the doors shut and the lights on if this is your [ __ ] look i'm a genius oh corey you can't fool me [Music] i screwed up the first one so i want to do it again your butthole is about to be nine miles wide nine miles wide you heard me where did scott vlogman get this song why does fred why don't all of them just jump scare you because the doors are open there's like oh they all just [ __ ] rush yeah if i was goku i would go 10 times 2 right now that's a good idea man i would pull off my eyebrows and throw them on the floor and stomp on them like a cigarette oh chris you fool chicka's there you fool you played right into my trap check on foxy and keep the camera on him editor okay keep that steady can you keep the camera steady okay editor replace that with foxy cleopatra thank you great oh god it's right there man [Music] oh they're thinking about hurting us oh they're thinking about taking at least we got rental flights to keep us company i like chris's lore it makes sense you're bruno floss they saw your mario sunshine song they want you dead zoom in at 200 what's that in his mouth there enhanced and that is his second layer of teeth i'm going to try to do this with just the sound oh here we go [Music] oh it's going to be good oh jesus christ uh for anyone listening there is a loud buzzing in my ear oh all the lights are off baby it's halloween all the lights are off and it's so [ __ ] loud we only had one neon like strip light on but now it's pure darkness in this room what's the [ __ ] music what's the [ __ ] music it's freddy entertaining children in the back oh stop where's [ __ ] [Laughter] that the [ __ ] theory didn't work at all corey you sort of well you still gotta check five you just have to check foxy [Applause] hmm [Music] [Applause]

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Id: GAJBPe6XuEM

Length: 64min 58sec (3898 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020