First Time Watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stone | Group Reaction

today we're going to be starting our journey into the Harry Potter franchise starting with movie number one which is the Philosopher's Stone now we're very excited to hop into this Neil what do you know about the franchise adult if anything aside from the fact that it's you know a franchise about Wizards and magicians or whatever you want to call them and some of the memes your wizard Harry like you know stuff like that I don't really know much I haven't seen any of the trailers in none of the movies nothing so yeah so he's gone into a completely blind um I saw a good chunk of these as a kid so you know I'm gonna know quite a decent bit about it but I'm here for the ride and Neil to experience this and if we hit 1678 likes we'll upload another movie of Harry Potter next week and we'll do it just the following week as well we'll keep doing these as long as you guys hit the like go and if you go check out our patreon you have the early and uncut versions of these or or our YouTube membership which does the same exact thing as patreon except it's on YouTube again link to both down in the description immature process sub button best way uploading us know if you guys are enjoying the content on the channel 2001. okay that was back when I was in India right after I was born Private Drive oh okay where did they have like full screens back in 2001 I honestly can't remember actually say Colin okay she looks pretty good what's up old man oh through that eating a cigarette what damn you know I need that for my driveway that light is annoying sir have you heard of a thing called switch you just turn it off it says now okay wait what this is so low this is so it is low right oh oh damn professor so professor hey yo nollie um what's the rumors Hagrid is bringing him I would trust Hagrid with my life oh boys part of the boys what well hello on a motorcycle yeah what a guy can we just talk about he came in on a flying motorcycle and he's filled by look how tall he's huh comes flying out of the sky with a kid is that the boy they were talking about character was crying until he's ready okay so what is he like some kind of Prophecy or some [ __ ] they're making him seem very special it's great oh so this is gonna grow up the [ __ ] family it's well they said the only family he has so it must still be relatives or something right yeah true actually so I'm assuming the parents are dead because he's here oh way it transitions from back in 2001 whoa what the [ __ ] no hey bro wait because he he lives under the stairs oh no that's not disrespect that's sad oh my god oh my god wow nah this is a spoiled [ __ ] isn't he oh wow disrespected why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything oh wow wow my bad sorry ripped and [ __ ] oh wow all this for a birthday oh hell yeah he's so spoiled oh meant to buy you two new presents this is great parenting yeah seems like the mom really all of them stuff in his face already [ __ ] [ __ ] whoa any funny voice and you won't have any meals for a week oh wow okay maybe I thought maybe the uncle might be different but okay so it's the whole family is just like that one is closed compared to this as well glasses they're tapes and everything even his clothes are like second hand on the other kid can you hear me [Music] he's kind of adorable was it nice there oh that's me as well I can relate my parents either wow damn now let's get to Menace we all deserved damn yesterday bye he wants to be free thanks for watching and then he went out and destroyed him place the glass back up oh my God oh dessert what could I have done huh could I have done but it wasn't that cold ah there and then there's no such thing as magic I mean then then I guess your son broke some laws and got in there huh where's that so can he only talk to snakes or like all types of animals Mr hey look up it under the stairs yeah they don't even have his picture the [ __ ] is that hat funny wow what an owl bro putting it to work what that was perfect at all just hold on oh wow so I don't want anything good for me what else bruh this is much easier ways to go out there than that wait so are these I was like not going back they just keep putting horrible I'm just waiting until like a few months go by and all of a sudden it's just like 60 hours just waiting outside oh yeah he seems way too happy with himself about us and I was like let me just open it or something find this oh really it's my opinion best day of the week why is that deadly bad's going crazy over the latest dead ass no blasted letters today bro oh my God about these else not one blasted miserable hey yo as you were saying hey yo pull this because you don't want to let him have one oh my God but how's the kid already crying yeah yeah I mean just let him know he's just gonna just gonna have another one before I don't care so much about these letters Let's Go attacking me to the ground [Music] oh yeah you thought this is the IRS or some [ __ ] probably like you good the government's coming after him how do you suppose you get food out there you don't oh my god wow that's a bit extreme isn't it oh sorry oh my God round two manager is just a one big ass owl now you can let him man hey I forgot his name guy from the movies I agreed sorry about that hey yo there we go oh no yeah you got it sir iFly is him he ruined the middle well of course you are oh you imagine it'll taste fine just to see hmm that kid comes up and tries to eat that [ __ ] oh thank you it's not every day your young man turns 11 now is it hey he's 11. I'm gonna break that I think the house just shook are we just not gonna talk about how this man just lit up some fire out of his umbrella rubius Hagrid of course sorry no man I wish you're a wizard Harry oh is that where the you're a wizard Harry that's something good tonight you've made a mistake I mean wait does the uncle know is that why he was destroying the letters I mean they're related sir anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or or scared I was talking to a snake and a glass wall disappeared and it came back I hope this family stays on this like rocky area just forever you have been accepted at a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry oh no yeah perfect [Music] to being who she was uh and father was so oh so she hated her sister there for now she's cheating the son like that aren't you just angry that I'm better than you God landed with you [ __ ] James butter sister I suppose a great muggle like yourselves going to stop him are you non-magic folks Dumbledore old man yeah be afraid of an umbrella [ __ ] what [Music] Bird's got a tail That's What You Get Right suits him up we going now oh [ __ ] unless you'd rather stay of course I didn't even get to enjoy the cake man I mean this is the best birthday present he probably has ever gotten yeah must be equipped either untowed you know where to go now what now what horse which one would you have out of the options I don't know man I personally perfect the fact that they only have a cat an owl and a toad I don't know which one yeah I don't know I don't like any of them I'll prefer like a hamster a dog let's clearly not an option here I don't sacrifice man can we do I get everything or nothing man that's terrible that's it huh you talking about [ __ ] I mean if I had to choose between all three of them I would probably go with uh cat was that so hot official Hogwarts business oh and I'm getting drunk nowadays helping young Harry here boys you guys still knew that oh they weren't lying when they said he would be like a famous name or something like that right at the beginning he seems like I'm a wise Wizard or something at this point hello Professor either he's like the child of a prophecy or his parents were some crazy ass Wizards he'll be your defense number one rank or I don't know if there is goodbye I'm not sure I'm exactly the right person to tell you that hurry what oh man I'm really impressed in like how the subs being done so far yeah that's how old the show is wait what oh my god oh okay that was pretty cool I thought there's gonna be like a room in there or something no it's a whole different dimension or something okay [Music] yeah we gotta get an alpha to match everybody we have mats Nimbus 2 000. we're here in brooms okay take no safer place why does that building look like it's gonna fall at any second what the oh my God that really is Magic your midgets dwarfs I tell you what exactly are these things damn things wait goblins I thought goblins were green what is all the enemy goblins it's like new what Ferrari Potter wishes to make a withdrawal I a lot of teeth Mr Harry Potter have his key what is the key wait a minute uh you're somewhere oh boy Hagrid's got it let's go there's a little devil what Professor Dumbledore gave me this you know what you know which just well all right you know what you know about 687. oh this is a big ass Bank to be going in there in a car for I'm loving this environment it's too cool it's just empty we're broke as [ __ ] imagine it's just paper oh my God wait a minute wait he's rich hey why are you so popular man your mom and dad will leave you leave you did you about 713. wait there's more gotta tell you Harry very secret all right oh shelter What in that is not a key oh first [Music] Burger done McDonald's ever made I must have so much mold on it but it's still the first oh that's actually very tiny yeah either that thing is Tiny it looked a lot bigger okay there's a lot of things so far I can't mention yeah it seems like hey legendary type of one parents would be very rich parents see wearing dead parents over there and a lot of mysteries getting Bond I don't know why but I always like these type of places like chaotic not chaotic like this type of story pretty old looking I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr Potter face like damn not only that oh but the fact that they're treating him with child with respect yes died very young give it a wave oh ah oh sorry about that bye so what do you need a wand to do magic or is that like just is it like a staff that just amplifies your power you need a one I'll take that sir no oh yeah well they're not I wonder if like uh Hagrid's wonders his umbrella it was like he did it maybe not all Wives come into shape of a wand what do you wonder oh man I'm staring yes there's some legendary one that nobody's ever used before does look different oh yeah you got the AC on what's curious I remembered everyone I've ever sold Mr Potter okay it so happens that the Phoenix it is curious that you should be destined for this one give you that scar oh and who owned that wand we do not speak his name oh is that gonna I have a feeling that's gonna be like the villain of this movie or something things from you a lot of pressure you're putting on me old man a great thanks so am I in a terrible great thing it's a great terrible so the fact that I have the scar and he who must not be mentioned did that did he also kill my parents or something you're right here he's out here seemed very quiet killed myself who gave me this I know you do damn it hackard not all wizards are good okay some of them go bad a few years ago there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go oh his name say it say it Vin Diesel Wing Double D diesel he did it for family as bad as you can go dead no do you not know how to ride or do you not know how to spell it Voldemort Amazon really that bad it was dark times sorry Dark Times Voldemort started to gather some followers okay brought him over to the dark side oh [ __ ] ended up dead damn oh nobody lived once he decided to kill him ah so bro just pulled up to our house like that wait how did he live then potentially and not intentionally some say he died in my opinion yeah unless you've seen his dead body I don't believe it yeah something about you stop [ __ ] that night oh the chosen one so what like maybe Harry is a kid you know just unintentionally did some crazy [ __ ] pushed the guy back broke his back the guy damn sorry I'm just trying to come up with something either that or the other guy was like oh what a cute baby man I'll spare you well they say they tried to kill him stick to it that was before he seen how cute he was ah what and he's gone oh wow britishness we're missing an aisle here looking man hey he chose now you just realized he chose an owl yeah didn't even process it before I'll smack you up bro oh wait that means that oh they're Wizards we're witches where are we on you next he's not Fred I am I love it there's nobody else concerned about this excuse me the fact that this movie is old is pretty good is walk straight at the wall imagine platform is nine and ten it's just a straight wall for him okay thank you no no no no no no no no no no no oh it actually worked I thought he was gonna bump into it that would have been so funny oh all right hey the Muggles you ain't living the good life so nobody sees all of those people just running straight into a wall over there outside well you can still save them so so I reckon it's just one of the things they're like I don't question it oh you don't question people Hogwarts hey what's up bro this is gonna be like our first friend we made I'm one by the way from Wednesday I'm Harry Harry Potter oh yeah that's cool dude imma also get a tattoo like that it is almost set what is that I think it's a sandwich is it why is it sandwich wrapped in oh wow Zach I'll be honest bro if I'm hairy and my parents let me unfortunately like that I don't know if I want to become a wizard bro I'm gonna just chill for the rest of my life George swear to get a bogey flavored one month oh hell no I don't want to try this anymore um that's my food hey oh is that a boy you must not be very rare tips wait what it's what isn't it a card hello oh are you doing magic turn the stupid fat right yellow or not it's not yellow are you sure I'm better I'm just better hey that's better isn't it thanks man cricket Utah how'd you know what's up um Ron Weasley pleasure all right take this pit nah I take back what I said I've Got dirt on your nose by the way just there that's just the way she does it's just like disrespectful I mean the thing is I feel like I was gonna say like she was talking [ __ ] she actually kind of helped out Harry man maybe she's okay it comes out that way that's a lot of kids that's so huge that it takes a whole boat for himself a lot of this is just a whole setup just to get Dogwood yeah they didn't really give you time for everything oh my God oh my God Hogwarts is huge that's a lot of real estate that was cool when it's mirror like all Stone yeah you know it gets cold here bro oh [ __ ] that music we okay I don't like this music man oh hi again welcome to Hogwarts there's a lady from the beginning your classmates but must be sorted into your houses oh we got houses Gryffindor Ravenclaw like a hassle Hufflepuff so you're a Hufflepuff go a chip there's the um behind the hoverboard okay wait what did I say I didn't actually catch that so you do good you get points you break rules you lose points oh I'm assuming there's a breaking line we'd be Los certain amount is awarded yeah that's fine right I'm sorry it's cool why they have a competition that's pretty dope Draco Malfoy Draco okay my name was funny do you you must be a weird whoa whoa it's way too accurate I don't know man you see me you're gonna be a future dealer Quicks we're ready for you now follow me bro that guy's like almost instantly oh my God a lot of people yeah well I guess compared to the amount of people there is in the world if it's just this many students that's essentially not that many huh [Music] now in fact they're just attached to Invisible strings yeah they did that actually because they're moving and [ __ ] before before we begin Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words ah it's a few start of term notices Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students Dark Forest also our caretaker the third floor Corridor on the right hand side is out of bound to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death which one the [ __ ] Jesus third floor Corridor right hand side oh wait that's left right hand side proper light just put up a sign man thank you all right so I heard that's where we're going straight up what special places pick my curiosity pressure mental that one I'm telling you oh this is so cute right then he's talking good offender hey oh I went to the tables and the houses okay I got it she's actually happy about that one Draco Malfoy ah yeah he seems like you're going the shittiest house that was fast they even put it down Susan bones oh there we go all right Susan where you going hello hi what is it wait you think he's part of the dark Mages or something [Music] [Applause] throttled are you going come on Hufflepuff yeah Gryffindor okay Harry Potter oh silence everyone where are you going Eric Chosen One everybody knows he has to go to the same one right as the other two plenty of Courage I see but where to put you it's a lot you figured out and Slytherin will help you on the way to Greatness Gryffindor okay yep I kind of figured the fact that the other kid went there I thought we were friends yeah man I wish they all went to Hufflepuff [Music] nobody went to Ravenclaw though [ __ ] wait hey yo they just spawned oh hell yeah no I wish I wish it was real life was like this yeah I'm hungry now [Music] who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell oh that's Professor snipe head of Slytherin house no you know after quirrell's job for years Hello whoa [ __ ] how are you welcome to Griffin uh thanks mate uh listen 4D movie so I've had ghost junk in my meal headless hunt has been denied what are we getting ready you're nearly headless Nick I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind it oh oh not quite then just fully commit and rip it off nice go all the way man keep an eye on the staircase okay they'd like to change they like to change oh my God oh my God oh it goes High how would you not get lost in this place and follow me like what even was that room that we were not allowed to go on because we'd die or some [ __ ] oh my God yeah actual people in the pictures they're looking at us I love how in depth this world is yeah this movie would have been a like like this should have took over like the world at the time it came out I think I was gonna say yeah this movie would be on a different level when it first came out it has to be oh well hello there sexy thanks bro hey everyone quickly come on Damned and we got the outfit no job fight yeah you live in a bit of life now man imagine if they remade like these movies with the technology from now yeah I'm gonna be doing a TV show oh now I might be flying TV shows could be nice and stuff like there's only so much budget that could have like I feel like if they run out all out with like a whole movie looks like it wouldn't hit the same with different carrot I mean different actors actresses and stuff I mean I guess like for people like you who've seen it I feel like for somebody like me who hasn't seen it it wouldn't really change much because you know I'm not really yeah but imagine if they made an animated series with you affordable animating it oh my God ah [ __ ] oh actually oh it's the same lady useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch just you don't need one to find your seats it's the first time man come on this place is massive like how could you not get it yo they're cooking up some good [ __ ] in there there's one waving however for those select few who possess oh the predisposition oh I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and then put a stopper in death sounds great you feel confident enough to not pay attention he's writing it down no comment he's paying attention Mr Potter hello new celebrity that I am tell me what would I get if I added powdered root of acidol to an infusion of wormwood weed I don't know what this is well let's try again where Mr Potter would you look at if I asked you to find me a bezel top I don't know sir it's not about the right or the wrong answers about confidence facts um so no writing notes from now on Fame isn't everything I know how to get rid of a window though how about that I have rabbits Tammy you're a kid though you managed to eat tea yesterday um so the Spells can go wrong I guess so I can blow up in your face that doesn't seem silly [Music] oh my God yeah that guy definitely repeated for Years bro look at this guy right here this will be here look at this guy bro he's a man do you know what the [ __ ] ain't no child he's got a beard uh what'd you get for mail huh When the Smoke turns red oh I can't remember what I've forgotten well what's the point it doesn't help at all you just know you forgot something broke into what is unknown oh everything was taken question number seven one three emptied earlier that very same day oh was that the one that uh I think it might be oh uh I thought we mentioned we were not supposed to talk about this hey we better Flash and I got her eyes everyone step up to the left side of their broomsticks they're very impatient in this like place oh whoa that was quick okay [Music] shut up Harry now bam I want you to mount it and grip it down when I blow my whistle I want each of you to kick off from the ground hard and lean forward slightly and touch back down I already forgot what you said too much just trying to hover and that's it hey yo what are you doing long bottom where are you going I think he's getting kidnapped by a boom you're literally just saw him two seconds ago how to do this oh no yo tell me how to scar a kid without telling me how to scour a kid that has oh [ __ ] hey yo who's good bro somebody catch him oh oh my God oh my God they're doing a really good job with the CGI yeah actually I just want to say that as a teacher you did nothing except tell me to stop everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground understand okay I see a single broom in the air you remember the Fallen as fat ass give it here now Foy hey you gotta interrupt no I think I'll leave someone for long but I'm gonna find oh oh oh that was kind of smooth just that's awesome well I'm going would be what did I oh did you control them when you're very raw for his first time nah he's kind of good have it your way then I'm on him oh [Music] um you might want to stop oh my God okay close ignore it ignore it never happened yeah yeah um why don't like the teachers are gonna see it though definitely did I mean that was not the teacher that told us to not do it though true ah I think that's the teacher that was on our side though no at the beginning of the movie She's a different teacher she didn't do this class no I don't know about I mean like she's a teacher that was like there when they were putting him as a baby right I was like yeah yeah yeah so she's clearly not gonna say anything bad about it no I'm still a student wait is that the guy that was saying hey yeah this is Oliver wood so I have found you a Seeker I always knew he'd do well for what what is a Seeker hide and seek or something but they'll turn up what if I make it's in your blood oh putting even more pressure on the kid bro sorry it is in the blood okay where is it gonna move oh crap [ __ ] so we'll be did we keep going or do you want to get like an elevator is this oh I think that's signed bro let's go but wait that's the cat of the guy right that keeps the supervision or something yeah Russia's the cat man just just walk past it we're done for this over oh damn my bad oh sweet you know everything huh oh we get you saw nothing come on she's gone hey oh he has multiple heads adorable I bought one is that a Cerberus oh I want one surprised that door is actually holding wait we're standing on some [ __ ] almost oh okay and I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed well now you've like put the idea in there hid about their guarding something yeah they're intrigued to me fear you technically open the door it's easy enough to understand each team has seven players three Chasers two beat three Secrets I like being a beater Jesus who are we beating this one's called the quaffle now the Chasers you better take this um okay why um careful notes coming back nice Potter you'd make a fair does it come back ah [ __ ] oh it does damn okay buggers huh but you not a Seeker what is his job I want you to worry about is this the golden snitch huh wicked fast and damning and impossible to see catch this the game is over oh you catch this Porter so it's like uh oh so if you catch that you're just it doesn't matter how bad you were losing you just win the game oh yeah I'm good at flicking Leviosa the guardian love yourself that's not a swishing flick you're going to take someone's eye yeah Flex on them real quick [Music] yeah okay Armani you'll tell us a one huh Ray just done it ah no don't do it ah no my gosh no bro that kid should not be here Bob I'm surprised he's still alive uh bro I think they did that pull that blew up I didn't know feathers [Music] also I yeah I don't really dislike her at all no she's a noodle that's yeah she just comes off a little you know she's passionate yeah yeah that's a good word he's passion oh Halloween bro this place looks way too fun which school was like this just yeah like my school used to have rotten pizza bro crying wow better go apologize [Music] who's trolling but we don't even have patrols bad child everyone we got some teachers here so I wonder I guess that trolls like a very intimidating thing I mean have you seen trolls in the [Music] crap [Music] yo oh [ __ ] uh but it's like Shrek [Music] yeah uh yeah what's up troll well he doesn't even care ful no it notices you hey hey nah bro bro we can do oh oh damn whoa whoa yeah ah Rusty I guess it worse [Music] come on whoa okay he actually did it look at him what a g cool let's go rock I'm not taking that Rod back I hope you know oh yes you're gonna need to clean that [ __ ] up oh no you can keep it bro I don't care if it's a phoenix feather or whatever they said I'll be talking about [ __ ] yeah that's what I thought that's what I thought the trash pretty good yeah I don't know you didn't do [ __ ] just stick on the toilet I'd probably be dead be that as it me so I think it was forgiveness that you show that even the teacher couldn't really handle them meanwhile the teachers didn't get to them that's for you two gentlemen how do you get hurt realize how fortunate you are oh oh you think he went looking for the little trap door where the the Cerberus is and he got hurt by the Cerberus because if the teachers face in the background Five Points will be awarded to each of you also go no points taken away oh he's gonna pass out isn't he proven himself against a troll a little game of quidditch should be easy work for you I'll plan a game even if it is against Slytherin oh ah still I'm thinking [Music] he got himself bitten that's why he's limping but why would anyone go near that dog hey man whatever's behind that someone to say that so you're saying that's what the dose guarding hey what was that what hey if somebody bought you a broom [Music] it's got a family [ __ ] sir which one is the numbers two thousand yeah oh so [Music] me actually ass brooms [Laughter] that's all right so we should talk about blood before my first game what happened I took a plunger to the head two minutes in oh oh thanks for telling me right before the game what a lovely game for school okay how did those people get down good point must be a lot of stairs come on Harry believe in yourself you got this [Music] alrighty from all of you oh [ __ ] this evening it's the start of it the quaffle is released hey yo oh [ __ ] yeah I wouldn't want to be up there I'll be honest bro yeah I'm staying on the ground oh I think I'll just watching on my TV we're seeing if she popping off yeah hell yeah Gryffindor oops come on Harry do something unlock okay okay it's like things are going a little too well for us right now so far it doesn't even seem like We'll Meet Harry Harry isn't doing [ __ ] though so far yeah he's just watching them but what oh damn that's a big drop at least they got a lot of sand there to cushion the ball also those I guess oh they're gonna play dirty aren't they oh yeah that was kind of smooth yeah now that they got their keeper out so Maurice delicious bro smokes like 30 packs a day [Music] so much more playing Fair pretty good though all right Harry do some [ __ ] hey here we go bro what oh my God [Music] wow why [ __ ] that would lots of sincerity I should get them inspired yeah yeah you're right it does have a lot of stairs hey what are you gonna do oh oh okay deserved there we go we're best at all right thing is I'll be honest whenever they focus they keep focusing on this guy as well so like and now I'm starting to wonder if it was this guy that was doing it or it was the other guy maybe the other guy was just praying for this thing like come on boys you guys got this come on man please or some [ __ ] you know like he wasn't even doing come on please dude I'm bidding so much on this game that ass like because he keep focusing on other guy and he doesn't seem that important so far so he I feel like to be like one of those plot twist characters like psych it was him oh damn all right [Applause] bro chill out man uh he backed out bro held up yeah oh oh oh oh whoa whoa whoa you're standing up come on oh but did he get it though oh he ate it [Music] hey [Music] oh my god let's go boys hell yeah Rose bidding money as well that's a brutal [ __ ] game though oh yeah bro I don't think it's a brutal game yeah sure why would you say put a curse in Harry's Brew I passed that three-headed dog on Halloween who told you about fluffy thing has a name well of course puppy what then I let him to Dumbledore to guard the yes no more questions my bad what a stock Secret as well Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher you've got to keep eye contact and Snape wasn't blinking wait was the other guy blinking for me I mean you go back dangerous you know what matter of fact I will what that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel you let it out um all right now we're going to get it at least he gave us a hint damn you yoked I wonder if he's like so young Santa Claus yeah wonderful time of the what what's up it's Wizard's Chest uh hell yeah dragons there what dragons 100 times it keeps looking Restricted Section hmm [Music] wait what wow the teachers again maybe yeah maybe the teachers they're the present there they are like it yeah let's see them put it on oh my God it's a ninja club it's gone I know what that is that's an invisibility cloak oh let's go I've got a green screen use it hmm restricted that's not so at all it's a floating hand thermal things no it's not the floating hand it's the fact that there is light people can see that there's a light in a dark room is a coincidence or did somebody plant this and purposely give it to him so that way he can get here and get in trouble or something [Music] about that book okay what oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes yes I can show yourself your mom you look scared looking he does he's either scared or he's super high probably the letter I don't want me as your enemy plural when you've had time to decide where your loyalties oh Professor same girl I found this the students out of bed not bad does it really like that bad if they're out of mid lane [ __ ] I don't think it's that they're out of bed I think it's the fact that somebody was out of bed and was in the restricted area damn those rules are pretty harsh very you better get your ass back in the bed you know I'm down a little where does your loyalty lie yeah suspicious I'll see I'll say it right now I'll say right now don't quote me on it because I could be very well be wrong maybe I'm just thinking too much into it but yeah I'm down to put my finger on it that ball sack no no too much I don't want to be wrong and lose my boss hack all right but it's probably the the stuttering teacher because I feel like the other guys already seems sus so it would be way too obvious if he was the bad guy does that make sense okay yeah but then again that could they will also could go for that and be like yeah the audience is gonna think that is too obvious and they're they're four like your loyalties lie as well it could be on snipe side that is true that is true but he's too obvious if he's the bad guy you know I mean like he he literally just screams bad guy I feel like it'll be too obvious or maybe that that's the whole point of it maybe this is like a child children's movie and you're supposed to the bad guy's supposed to look like the bad guy you know I mean maybe I'm putting an adult brain in this child in a child's movie will be California yeah both Lao almost oh there's people in there is that his parents oh my God they are so how was the [ __ ] rash oh no why do I feel like something that's gonna happen can I talk they're just like oh yes oh yo what after hours there you see them don't you that's amazing man oh yeah Head Boy damn what oh damn bloody hell oh is it like a mirror that shows you what you want to see or something yeah but clearly not the future slaughtered maybe it shows you one thing that you really want hey yo who's that good ah the happiest man on Earth would look into the mirror and see only himself exactly as he is oh so then it shows us what we want yes no huh desperate desires of our hearts that must be why I see nothing but [ __ ] in there it's tough man remember this sorry okay avoid this thing in their name tomorrow it will be moved to a new home for it again sorry it does not do to dwell on dreams oh that is true I like them old man very wise but also don't forget the dream [Music] hi birdie crazy that I'm watching a movie about a kid who's probably older than me not probably definitely is older than Malarkey 100 years crazy technology so crazy how could I be so stupid of course here it is Nicholas from the only known maker Dome oh that's the name of the movie guess what doesn't say Philosopher's Stone [ __ ] Sorcerer's Stone [Laughter] what when you pause them yeah and you in the intro were saying that maybe it's because I found the movie on some boot like [ __ ] and that's why it's called Sorcerer's Stone pure gold well I was known as what's the mixture of Life which will make the drink for Mortal hey I need that [ __ ] it means you'll never die I know what it means who last year celebrated his 665th birthday bro is old or this year you think it's a coincidence that he's 665 years old also has a one and only Sorcerer's Stone maku Immortal all this Devil's temptation is very real man probably not six seconds oh oh my bad oh oh damn well is what it is one of the teachers protecting the stone she's not a baby to steal it oh look at that dog of course there are other things defending the stone aren't they look at the size of the chair no one's going to get past fluffy for me in Dumbledore what are you cooking what what is that is that a watermelon what exactly is that I know what that is it a big ass egg I want it oh it was an egg is that a dragon oh [ __ ] oh that's so cute you'll make a perfect pet for the guy's brother Norwegian Ridgeback Charlie works with these rooms oh yep see isn't he beautiful look he knows these mummies I have a name Daddy that's so cute oh oh I just sneezed who's that oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] you knock good evening oh wow what a snitch man but a little fish I repeat nothing 50 points will be taken the other kid was also chasing us so doesn't that mean that he was also out yeah you should write 50. age to ensure it doesn't happen again oh yeah excuse me Professor you two were out of bed after hours junior classmates in detention that's what you get from being a snitch man deserves your valuable lessons early on that's good and guess what at least I lost 45 because I have plus five you on the other hand but we lost 150. this is his 45 oh God man you're not still on about that Bloody Dragon are you Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a car but I liked him kind yeah but what if you don't like Romania oh all the dragons are mean to him oh he's gonna be a baby after all the forest allowed clearly they've made an exception werewolves modern werewolves in those trees there's also trees there's vampires there right oh my God okay talk about it was scary I'm good man or fog love it oh yeah that's not intimidating at all so what are we doing out here oh what yeah what is that see that that's Unicorn Blood Unicorn Blood this one's been hurt bad by Summit oh [ __ ] hey yo that was a person right it's our job unless wolves can go on two legs ah then I get Fang fine the father is about this oh my God [ __ ] boy you put so much emphasis on it hotter hotter I'm just waiting until he's like the first one out oh yeah 100 it's a lot of roots [Music] what are you scared of now oh [ __ ] the Unicorn is there hey dude it's a dark musician and his scars hurting as well hello yo kicking the dick oh [ __ ] oh oh damn bro yeah flee [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is that thanks bro you must leave is that a centaur is that what they call them hmm it is a terrible crime to slay a young oh that's why it's killing you terrible price what you will have a half-life Harry Potter This Is Where I Leave You okay what a g good luck okay so that was you mean you know who's out there right now I think he'll try to kill you dude finish the job not too much have tried to kill me tonight I've been worrying about my potions final hang on a minute we're forgetting one thing Voldemort always feared Dumbledore as long as dumb models around Harry you can't be touched oh well something's about to happen to Dumbledore don't you think it's a bit odd but what happens once more than anything is a dragon how many people what connects who gave you the dragon egg I don't know I never saw his face suspicious what of course he was interested in fluffy trick with any Beast is to know how to calm him oh my God oh my God oh my God ah [Music] of course he did he's [Music] going to try and steal it well I don't know Dumbledore good afternoon oh hello on a day like this I mean there are other before I think what up to something what was those silence in between I just say the sentence man looks awfully familiar another club to get in there as well Oh I thought you said that cloak looks awfully familiar you were talking about the guys clock the teacher Squad yeah neither should you hey what are you saying bro you're sneaking out again what is she just paralyze him nice scary sometimes brilliant Gary that's for your own good you know what I didn't even apologize for younger oh [ __ ] well someone already got in he's snoring well like they said though he wasn't the only one right there's more like enchantments and whatever they said didn't they say like it's not just a dog that's guarding your teacher enchantment spells and whatever stuff is too okay I'll go first don't follow until I give you a sign oh [ __ ] get yourselves out we might need to go the hall ah the drool well I guess we're all going in there [Music] it moves like three branches so he's still gonna kill us just kill it I think we should relax here it doesn't look like a very relaxing face yeah all right everyone might die just tell them that you relax and he'll just drop you down man oh good [ __ ] bro why can't we didn't panic pays attention in herbology uh what's next oh what the hell what's the keys blind keys you're supposed to fly on it and grab a key or something I feel like a little more broken yeah you definitely need to fly on it and try oh that's old simple I'm Harry if snake could catch on that old broomstick you can you're the youngest secret eccentric oh no I feel like she's better right it seems a little too simple it was gonna change a bit who is the old one oh good there hey nice What A Catch [Music] yeah yeah those are like bullets oh psycho Museum or some sort all these statues and [ __ ] I don't like this at all the broken statue where are we imagine they moved huh oh my God so you have to be strong and smart to get through this yeah I'll be dead on this one I mean I heard the best way of oh oh yeah I figured okay you just go around them just move outside this is all you he just wanted to step on I mean uh and then I was cut out from that [ __ ] I didn't realize it was cut out from the keys and stuff oh I didn't realize the only one way to find out damn yes uh I think this is gonna be exactly like was a chest yeah damn well run the others [Music] essentially might be it's time to shine yeah probably we're gonna have like every moment it keeps going oh God the wind is turning around slowly it's so intimidating what's well he doesn't have to be on there um or you can just hop off and then make the order jump off right now yeah yeah oh God hey bud shite [Music] damn he actually got hurt get hit him in the face after now don't move we're still playing quite demanding there Harry checkmate that's a dub [Music] sweet take care of Ron then go to the allery send a message he actually hurt because I know he's supposed to be playing like you know dead and stuff but look look at his officially uh expression look at his lips especially look take care he's moving I wonder if he's like genuinely actually got hurt and he's like trying to play it off but at the same time he's also hurt I don't want to be involved in the city you're a great wizard oh thanks just be careful all right shall do [Music] ah it means it is danger oh what did I say what did I say [ __ ] is good let's go baby snipe thank God next to him who would suspect the Gathering professor oh I I literally called it out the beginning sure man whatever yeah that's right I tried to kill you even with Snape muttering his little counter curse oh well everyone else was running about the dungeon he went to the third floor to head me off oh ah he of course yeah but he doesn't understand see what I desire I realize it was the mirror [ __ ] I see myself holding the stone but how do I get it just be better oh come here come here I love the way to be saying it I still reckon you kick him in the dick and like you're good what do you see again right I damn what is it what do you see I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore I won the house cup hey what do you know wow what do you see oh what Master lives in the turban if he chilling waiting away is it on the back of his head hey yo hello Kitty yes see what I must do to survive are you weaker you cannot give me a body of my own they're convenient oh he knows oh [ __ ] oh I'm surrounding through that hell number bro kill my appearance ah you hit a nerve there would you like to see mother and father again back no or you can't even bring your own body back like well I'm assuming with this yourself and burritos what we'll do extraordinate just give me the stone it's a lot of aggression oh damn [Music] no way right hey yo oh and what'd you do what what what did he do yo wait is that how hey GG Nori so what happens to the guy then now that he lost a host it's a powerful hands bro yeah should we get this done I wonder if that's how he survived as a kid you know maybe he has like hands of purification hey yo all right floating head thingy that inside of it which is the fire no not the fire I'm talking about this little thing right there it's just a chip oh get well oh it wasn't just a dream oh my God that's a lot more good afternoon what happened to down in the dungeons between you and Professor quiddle it's a complete Secret ah so okay the whole school knows what the [ __ ] was that is he all right what about Hermione fine what happened to the stone relax Dear Boy the stone has been destroyed my friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat going off long enough it was best he will die how was it I got the stone sir en in the mirror I get it oh between you and me that is saying something with the stone gone that is the Voldemort can never come back oh I'm afraid there are ways in which he can return oh what uh it was because of your mother huh she sacrificed herself for you Mary [Music] so love gives me like The Cremation hands sick every flavor beans it's my liking for them what do I think imagine is the same one again ah earwax what oh what the [ __ ] uh he's still chewing on it really likes it hey what's up guys all right there Ron all right well they're actually wearing their hats yeah another year gone as I understand it all we want needs awarding and the points stand if it's not us but I don't know what to say fourth place Gryffindor with 312 points so we suck no no I feel like it's gonna be like but 352 certain things you know they're extra points rewarded or something like that at the end I feel like even claw with 426 points yeah we already know [Applause] right he just hit them with a Troll he's not actually pretty happy aggressive it's almost like he's unhappy yes yes I have a few and what did I say mo Hermione Granger others were in grave peril 50 points oh imagine malphite cost them the whole thing second smell like a slight amount of points Mr Ronald Weasley Hogwarts has seen these many years 50 points [Applause] to be fair we were fourth even after losing 150 points so Harry this is for Pure enough to bring us back home and outstanding courage 500 points 60 points that's it literally protected the Philosopher's Stone or whatever man wait that's it finally great deal more to stand up to your friends [Music] 10 points to Neville Longbottom yeah okay well paralyzed man damn look at you man I forgot about you I'll be honest thing that my calculations are correct I believe is in order such a troll bro they were celebrating everything you just took it away a house cup yes [Music] not biased at all [Music] oh come on now oh we're heading back come on oh no actually I don't want to see Harry's family yeah this is for you oh fancy bug where's an album oh God is that dalt of a cousin of yours Dudley but always um the nice pair of years to go with that tale of this yes and I was allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts too of course oh I'm not going cub not really you got a torturous Place [ __ ] this is the home I like a man I like them he's a nice guy he's taller than the train almost he's a thick boy he said it about there's still 39 seconds left man 14 seconds left then oh oh oh oh oh any second now look there's credits there we go I think it's the next move so what do you think of your first Harry Potter I like dude I liked it I think for an old movie it was really good it was really mermaid it still holds up I guess it's a better word yeah the thing I was impressed about the most is like the World building I don't know why the World building the way you said it just sounded more like you were getting into like anime you were the World building yeah you saw so much [ __ ] like they didn't like instantly go to like Hogwarts it was like there was a build up to it and there's like you'll learn about magic there's still Mysteries as well you know uh and I will say I I thought I thought it was a pretty I feel like you know of course we're grown as men watching this so of course like you know we were able to predict or at least me because you already seen it so you already knew but I was able to predict I'm gonna say like I'm a memory of this like I I kind of like who was the villain but like everything that happened like in between I don't remember apart from like the memes no yeah of course I I feel like it's the same with me with you know some of the other movies where I've seen them you know like years ago as a child especially like you know you remember like the most important parts I guess like the things that stuck with you but like the stuff in the middle you kind of forget like the uh the chess thing is like iconic on a tick tock at the moment really like people just love tibetania because they're like how they they say it when I make my next move oh oh oh oh oh he's too good to be a villain I didn't think he was a villain but at the same time I didn't think he was also a good guy either because like they were saying that you know he was actually using the anti he cursed magic or whatever to like make sure that Harry doesn't fall and stuff and with the broom stuff so I didn't think he would be the good guy either that's no maybe he's just he's just his guys that just looks creepy but is kind of like a really nice hearted man you know once you get to really know him type [ __ ] he's just like huh social skills yeah maybe he's like one of those he just comes off where he like scary and solid I'd give it a solid 8.5 out of 10. that was a really good movie especially for a movie that you know again it seems you know there's how many more parts or five more uh six eight total or so that means there's seven more there's there's eight or nine Turtle I don't know which it's one of those so that's that's a lot you know how Harry survived oh why is Voldemort or Voldemort Voldemort like it gets more intense as they go along well she haven't which I expect this one you know would have to be again more of like an introduction movie because like there's a lot of questions left and again you know I'm assuming we'll find out as things go on and stuff and yeah that's one of the things one of the things I do like about like movies with a bunch of uh parts to it yeah I agree um make sure you guys hit the like go and we'll do another one next week if you don't rip uh please hit it oh yeah aside from that check on patreon as well while you're at it uh linked on the description bye

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Length: 85min 28sec (5128 seconds)

Published: Mon May 08 2023