First Time Watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Group Reaction

we're back with another Harry Potter movie where we're checking out the Order of Phoenix is that I said it right right I think so the Order of Phoenix yes sir we're checking that out again uh linked on the description to our patreon if you want to check these out fully uncut and early and you know you also get to vote on the next movies on the you know Channel as well this is true if we hit 1500 likes we'll do another Harry Potter movie next week as well okay so let's get it I love how the logo's even darker holy [ __ ] Bro squinting my eyes to see [ __ ] hello and did it start I like you like that that's kind of a nice little let's do it I guess Bros okay what's quiet I'm like is it just quiet or like I lost my sense of hearing Phoenix whatever Phoenix what kind of order would the Phoenix be giving us though yeah I don't know defeated oh yes yes I hope every movie starts with this where like we get to see the family and I hope now it's just like the last time where we just [ __ ] with the family oh my God please that would just be the best thing ever okay you know it's a hot day damn I think so it's dry as [ __ ] okay damn bye family yeah Daniel that kind of sucks it's okay Harry life will be better look at him in his trip hey yo bro's name is Big D ude life against one very brave well you'll want to talk huh you've got to go to sleep every night morning what afraid of my pillow bro tiny little stick and you'll be afraid who said that's your boyfriend he's he's got muscles bro he got a short ass top to show it off as well all right okay listen bro trust me dude you don't want to talk about that hey yo [ __ ] off oh you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah what are you gonna do afraid of a stick now keep laughing [ __ ] Harry keep laughing yeah what you doing bro come on Big D what are you gonna do yeah [ __ ] let's go Dudley what is that yeah is that uh our boy will be yo Double D go fight it I'm running why are you running with me wait is it like chasing us or something right oh it's just raining oh yeah you caused this last thing last place I'll be going to is these tunnels man oh hell no bro not catching me in here bro I'm staying outside Demento oh my God my [ __ ] God bro I saw the breath and I was like does that even that's just another dim interest it looks like a bull [ __ ] damn bro get your skull checked out I was just minding my business eating my pretzels man that's your [ __ ] came out of nowhere you see this is what I mean bro the volume goes up so much when there's a jump scare I'm talking to you a bit oh no why the [ __ ] are they here oh [ __ ] can we do the lightning spell yo somebody save us mom just got caught in the crossfire oh [ __ ] he dropped it though what controller Bodied nah oh what the [ __ ] okay she got ran over I guaranteed I'm gonna be talking no more [ __ ] this is not what it looks like wait what hmm they might come back oh okay whatever next I don't understand how do you know looking at it he can't find that wait can I still leave the house to go to school though imagine you could go to the school just not walk around by yourself out here and [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] you know it's crazy I remember those small Aspens like all the rich girls in my school come have those fans in summer oh really yeah for the rich white girls what happy Halloween now it's pretty satisfying you've finally done it you 've only driven him loopy how about drive you loopy mix up boys don't you test me bro back away [Music] 23 this evening in the presence of a muggle once you are hereby expel expelled from Hogwarts well Mathilda hot cook but I had no choice it was either that or death like come on oh my God she constipated or what Justice the way she's walking bro she's fighting for their life find a toilet lady yo this is big is a dub you think they did it on purpose you think they purposely expelled him like they sent those things here so that way you know he gets expelled so he doesn't go back to the academy I don't know if I want to expel I don't know if Dumbledore want that it's like a deeper blood like some other shit's going on could be like Voldemort you know true maybe yeah people everywhere now doesn't it I feel bad for the kid man yeah damn it the Voldemort killed Bruce Wayne that's [ __ ] up you just reminded me of the last movie the Batman Joy oh that's too funny there should be nobody here hey yeah what the [ __ ] it's just a win ball I'm going back to bed huh [Music] thanks for God's sake yo what's up for a second I thought we switched to a black and white movie yeah bro hello what are you doing and friend rescuing you of course huh you guys heard the news quickly [ __ ] where are we going the letter sent I've been expel from Hogwarts well you haven't been not yet speed of the minister to suspend your exposure finding a formal healing wow a hero oh okay don't worry Harry we'll explain everything serious serious don't call me nymphadora my bad what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] BMW [Music] foreign on that yeah oh [ __ ] this music's fire I like it okay definitely tell the quality's gone up as well hey yo is it gonna move oh my oh my God sick that's literally my penis every morning goes inside itself the fact that they don't notice damn near you gotta get that checked out penis goes inside itself it turns out [ __ ] it goes inside something you need to like you go to a doctor you know who is the most wait what about last year it had to be yo I'm stronger by the minute hurry just Weasley wait wait everybody's here you see them can we see them come on hey I'm guessing the rest of the gang is here yep a bit peaky but I'm afraid dinner will have to wait until after the meeting's finished upstairs first door on the left oh now her face says it all hey yo this is serious [Music] what the [ __ ] is that is that what's his name nah different one voice is different in the face remember the voices oh yeah it is it is never mind yeah I remember the ones very like high pitched you know I'm sorry man people look the same to me that's [ __ ] up yeah I want to see all the elves trying to cancel me on Twitter oh [ __ ] damn what's up guys are you all right staring at the ministry no it's outrageous it's completely unfair yeah yeah it's good you know somebody's definitely playing going around at the moment games yeah his headquarters have they ordered the Phoenix it's a secret society first thought you know who it's in the letter I suppose Oh I thought it was literally us gonna be like taking the order uh order from the phoenix the bird that he has got all some of us I was like yeah it would just be us like feeding the feet only what and he Dumbledore made a swear not to tell you anything oh wait what I missed it but I've gone all summer without scrap of news anything damn Dumbledore I guess it did get really serious after yeah he probably has a reason maybe I could help after all I'm the one who saw Voldemort return I'm the one who fought him I'm the one who saw Cedric Diggory get killed Harry what the [ __ ] is up with the people jump scaring me this movie holy [ __ ] a little more interesting oh yes I'm losing my [ __ ] life [Music] inspired out here I love it anyway if you're old and shouting yes oh yeah oh don't you [ __ ] him don't you dare snakes are part of the order [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we'll be eating down in the kitchen everything you hungry Harry Potter hey what's good serious yeah somebody found out soon enough let's go Moody what is it say smear anyone who claims the dark lord has returned why the minister thinks Dumbledore's after his jaw twisted and warped I fear oh now fear makes people do Terrible Things Harry the lunch and I'm afraid the minister will do almost anything to avoid facing that terrified I mean who needs enemies when you got [ __ ] allies like that your leader is going to drive you to Extinction 14 years ago he had huge numbers in his commander of dark creatures oh heavily and we're tempting to do the same Voldemort may be after something serious ah but they're not allowed to tell them the full thing but something he didn't have last time apart from Mary he's just oh come on boy he's the main character deduct him into the order straight away good I want to join Voldemort's raising an army then I want to fight there we go he's so proud he's like that's my boy yeah we're not gonna find out are we damn it I hear wasters in my head they speak to me they wait what before the entire reason Oh I thought oh bro's hardly functioning oh oh oh stiff yeah you did it bro you did it you genius these Muggles you gotta pay bro [Music] I never had to do that so we take this entrance somewhere should be fun interesting you just dropped down don't you just oh [ __ ] slowly go down okay it's quite nice kind of cramped in there though now we can see the cool one look at him his professional set is it gonna like a little check at all okay Daniel damn Harry looking Suave also this place looks kind of nice a lot cleaner than I expected I love the green okay tiles it's cool that he's just like still so fascinated hey [ __ ] Man anybody for daily yeah there he is bunch into departmental memos they've changed the time of your hearing when is it oh for five minutes five minutes oh no what the [ __ ] of course I did I wasn't here on time bro they're really trying to [ __ ] him over so at least we have a guide [ __ ] did he not tell him did you not tell Dumbledore and everybody that that's that poser was there too what did he show up afterwards no no no he was there he was there was he there when Harry was there as well or yeah he was there okay he was one of the ones they took like the thing off yeah that's what I was gonna say like so they should know that he's with Waldy everything he proof and [ __ ] I guess yeah huh good luck Harry especially since he's from a pure blooded family and [ __ ] you harder oh my God James Potter resident at number four defense [Music] okay or those people not on patreon as well real quick I would just like to say I reset it at the beginning of the movie on uh patreon side but somebody explained to me what's up with the comment sections in the last movie saying Dumbledore said calmly like did you put your name in the fire said dumbbell or comedy and shall I I don't get it somebody explained to me why why everybody was spamming that please you you got our message at the time I was like okay what does that mean I must have missed it I arrived at the ministry three hours early oh yes I prepared for this [ __ ] do you deny producing said Patronus no you were aware that you were forbidden to use magic outside school of 17 of The Wiz I was only doing it because of the Dementors oh there you go dementos highly convenient I'm not lying there were two of them and if I had enough the attack one of them was very large and the other rather skin not the boys I was about to say like um but they just looked the same as though all the happiness had gone from the world now look here wandered into a muggle suburb and are you sure you're the judge because it seems like you have your opinion formed already man I don't think anyone that's what it becomes today by coincidence minister who after all under the control of the ministry of magic so silly of me but it sounded for a moment as though we accuse you suggesting that the ministry yes exactly what I said also somebody check up on that old men on the left he hasn't blinked in a minute and he hasn't moved it you were suggesting that the ministry which is why I'm sure the ministry will be mounting a full-scale inquiry yeah right from Azkaban and why they mounted an attack without authorization right of course there is do your job fudge who might be behind the attack oh what will we admit it evidence of the dark lord has returned is incontrovertible ah I should try the word for him bro bro is such a come on man I want to say so many things the Lord clearly states magic Maybe enabling situation there we go okay changed if necessary a Dumbledore clearly but you're just targeting the whole criminal trial a simple matter of underage magic [ __ ] those in favor of conviction let me guess it's gonna be that [ __ ] lady that was talking [ __ ] and fudge oh look at him turning around yeah of course in favor of clearing the accused of all charges yeah yeah I lied the people on Red how long even she razor oh that's kind of nice oh look at yourself fudge [ __ ] clear the four charges yeah yeah stay mad Professor okay I think I think it's a little bit mad hey are you serious what's up blow the entire operation we're talking about bro this is a nice little dog he's just chilling oh my God I didn't see nothing serious what are you doing here see you off didn't I oh what's life without a little risk sure you don't want to see you get shot back and Azkaban I wanted you to you to have this what is that original Order of the Phoenix Marlene McKinnon she was killed two weeks after this was taken wiped out an entire family wait where's his parents right beside Sirius to the left I see him okay Cannon well it's dark man something this was taken Voldemort wow that's like Franklin Alice long bottom Neville's parents 14 years still a day doesn't go by either miss your dad yeah this guy kind of looks like G you know his dad looks like that one character that shows up like once in a while I just [ __ ] Mark everybody and everything and then just all right ggs feels like it see you later type [ __ ] definitely isn't that character because he did okay you know just if you don't forget about everything I mean Bozo died couldn't be me speaking ill about death is I mean dead is crazy oh what the [ __ ] wait I just see holy [ __ ] nah what was that legit oh my God I hope he was dreaming oh my God he better be dreaming it's even creeper they was wearing a superb oh Mom no nose [ __ ] [ __ ] fighting hilarious that bro as far as the ministry still letting you walk around free Potter you better enjoy it while you I'm surprised you're not crying like a [ __ ] that you was for the last three movies oh oh yeah go ask your father how does all these dick taste like [ __ ] just stay away from me the fact that he backed off that quickly such a [ __ ] good point hey it's the girl I'll be honest I definitely can't be hairy I'll be honest if there's one person I can see Harry like getting you know a family together with is probably her 100 percent oh what the [ __ ] is that what is it it's not a horse does nobody else see it oh that follow the carriage hurry wait why another is pulling itself like always but Harriet moved to see [ __ ] that others can't Harry what the [ __ ] oh who's this mad oh season two zombie daughter and the sister of uh what's his name is they here yeah no not only the hair but like the face kind of literally just screams family she must be like the outlier bro she's wearing pink and stuff not dark clothing she's for sure pure blood though everyone this is her hair what Luna Lovegood what what she's just so quiet full time actually oh she seems so innocent hungry she seems like an interesting character damn they're staying away from us those are our boys bro come on no we have two changes in Staffing please oh my God you're taking care of magical creatures is that [ __ ] on the end while Professor yeah this pink one right we also wish to win who's on top of the plank while Professor Hagrid is awesome I Hagrid is on a temporary leave hence against the dark arts Tower Professor Dolores Umbridge every single room we get a new one as usual our caretakers that's awesome same ones he's Snape's still here she's my hearing a hearing two works for fudge for those kind words of words don't go sit your ass down nobody told you to get up how lovely to see all your bright happy faces smiling up at me nobody's smiling lady very good friends although each Headmaster has brought something new to this historic school yeah must be discouraged you want to put us backwards the [ __ ] ing practices to be nah the way she smiles well so we're not gonna learn any new [ __ ] basically the sounds of that that really was close to the human nature oh he likes her what's it mean means the ministry is interfering at home no matter what movie I watch or what show I watch the higher-ups are always [ __ ] how the end are they decent Lotsa haha that's a good word let me see uh Because Of You the daily property is saying a lot of things about Johari and about Dumbledore as well but your mum believes them so what do you believe nobody was there tonight Cedric died well I guess you should read the prophet then like your stupid mother it'll tell you everything has anyone else got a problem with Harry where you were talking mad [ __ ] about my boy look at him defending Harry because he was a [ __ ] no he wasn't a [ __ ] in that pot he was [ __ ] ass [ __ ] he was talking mad [ __ ] about my boy bro I said I'm fine wrong damn marijuana's just trying to help you man look out for you I'll leave you to your thoughts hey good [ __ ] Ron W ow he's just taking he he's using the universe Ron as a outlet though for his anger yeah bro what the [ __ ] is going on the [ __ ] he's done he's hearing voices and Artemis like is he gonna get possessed or some [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that bro it's sweating God damn like what the [ __ ] I could make a better one really really tough oh oh who did that is it her what should be the teacher I knew it good morning I knew it well you know what why I don't like her is because she reminds me of my old English teacher and I and when I say this I mean it from the bottom of my [ __ ] heart like you see it she was a [ __ ] oh she would literally come up to the cafeteria and I'll be on my [ __ ] little you know the the old school iPods not not the iPod touch you know the MP3 player iPods I'll be playing and listening to my music and Shane she'll be like did you do your homework [ __ ] is my cafeteria it's time for my lunch shut the [ __ ] up leave like who gives a [ __ ] about you she would literally walk up in the cafeteria tell everybody dude like study and do homework and [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I'm eating I'm chilling minding my business [Music] I don't like her voice it just pisses me off more commonly known as just going hype here it's so fake she's trying to sound friendly when she's not and you will be rewarded the consequences may be oh yes I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my classroom what about when we graduate we'll be learning about it in a secure risk-free and how is that what use is that if we're going to be attacked it won't be risk-free students will raise their hands when they speak in my class oh let me guess you're not gonna acknowledge me even if I do raise my hand view of the ministry examinations which after all is what school is all about and how's things that submarine [ __ ] also did some theoretical [ __ ] and guess what those billionaires are dead man what's out there who do you imagine wants to attack children ah he's gonna say it oh I didn't know Lord Voldemort yeah baby I said the name what are you gonna do about it huh what keep it together huh quite plain yeah you have been told dark wizard is at large it is all a lie I guarantee this oh lie it's not a lie I saw him I thought detention you must know that oh triggered my office she's crazy oh how nice it pisses me off every time she says does that how much [ __ ] sugar do you need bro what the [ __ ] how much sugar do we need you mean how much coffee do I need in my sugar come in nah that's gonna be recording or something good evening Mr Potter suspicious yup super pink man like that lucky kind of like the web though you're going to be doing some lines for me today Mr Potter why no not with your quill are we rolling how many what do you mean special one of yours no no what have you done to it I want you to write I must not oh no lies that [ __ ] that are you standing behind me as well this is creepy what it takes for the mess I'll do one line and I'm out bro what the [ __ ] has she done oh no psycho oh my it writes on him foreign [Music] if you just give me a [ __ ] tattoo [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] if you're a female we're thrown hands nothing because you know deep down that I want to kill you yes you deserve to be funny oh my yo I hope she dies by Voldemort it'll be so satisfying no I hope she watches everyone she loves dies and then she dies I don't think she loves anybody but that is true she loves herself huh I hope she gets tortured before dying I don't want that to be satisfying she sees the ministry Ministry destruct as well her whole Baby Gone physical yeah I hope she lives a nice and long life except all over her body is written that I am a [ __ ] for the rest of her life you know just nah all over here every single day yup yup you know just resets every day and she has to do it every single day her whole body is just that everywhere class whenever you're like yeah just I'll do the introduction of a man I'll show you again only I've gone back to normal oh she's gonna see it with your hand nothing you sure bro is it actually there still oh my God why not right now anyways knew about this yeah well I haven't got any of those have I Wrong oh damn Hermione whatever this is it's not simple yeah I feel bad for Harry man like bro just wants to live a normal decent life and people just keep wanting to [ __ ] [ __ ] with him that was a lot W characters that I like Mighty Ron giving good space when he needs it I hope you're all right [Music] I feel more alone than ever oh I wanna see him is he not gonna be in this movie I understand maybe he's doing silent with the order because he was in that picture so okay as long as we get to see him surely right Harry I don't know if I would go in the forest especially if the spiders around but they're all legit are we just seeing things bro no I think this is the girl was able to see him as well yeah look look yeah what so it's just us to hello you're not wearing any shoes man hello Harry Potter what's wrong with that your feet I like cold my shoes seriously disappeared what what I suspect nargles are behind it what the [ __ ] is it normal what is an oracle gentle weenie but they're a bit they look a little creepy I mean definitely oh oh you're probably released it why can't the others see them they should be seen by people who've seen death oh [ __ ] wait so that means she's seen it too and found someone who's done like that my mum she was quite an extraordinary witch one day one of her spells went badly wrong oh I was nine hey I'm sorry that's traumatizing I feel bad for it sometimes foreign are conspiring against you and June it seems you're about the only ones that do there's others I suppose that's how he wants you to feel well if I were you know who I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else oh that is true that is true get my rash decisions you're not as much of a threat add hey I like you you're thinking he's a great character Yup she's smart okay I don't like apples it's good to know I'm wrong shove that in his face if you ever stop eating is that Justin Bieber on the side can I join you silly of me but it sounds as if you're questioning my authority in my own classroom Minerva not at all Dolores million medieval methods but to question my practices is to question the ministry the minister himself but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty ain't loyalty you [ __ ] immediate action well what Pro is loving this Proclamation educational decree number 23 Dolores Jane umbrella has been appointed to the post of Hogwarts High Inquisitor did I ruin that yes she's she's been appointed as the Hogwarts High Inquisitor Kelly he's not Dumbledore's status oh where she is the defense against the dark arts for just the seriously falling standards I hope Wally pulls up and does some [ __ ] capture in this movie so that way literally everybody regrets it been in this [Music] politics is that correct yes yes but you were unsuccessful obviously it's that's [ __ ] up I love snake all right you're forgiven for that one it was kind of funny is it gonna explode holy [ __ ] bro this kid's putting [ __ ] rules bro grass you can tell she has no friends [Music] what the what is disrespectful that's messed up the prophecy is that you're gonna die pity two wait wait I think I do see something yes you are in grave danger yes let's [ __ ] go baby thank God but I never wanted somebody to die so much so what's going on Loki I can see why will these probably trying to kill everybody he probably seen all of you know a little too many dumbasses like her fired her oh she's loving this how many years she's been here can't do this actually I can because I got a Ministry behind my back something you'd like to say dear oh there are several things I would like to see hey please double door please Professor McGonagall may I ask you to score Sybil back inside Dumbledore may I remind you that under the terms of educational decree number 23 as enacted by the minister you have the right to dismiss my teachers you do not have the authority to banish him from the ground oh that power remains proposal yeah for now well it's the fact that she's she's acting like she owns the [ __ ] when all she's using is the name of the ministry that's it you're nobody special I got the government Ministry basically exactly it's like you know those little [ __ ] small brass that'd be like my dad does this [ __ ] you don't do [ __ ] though it's your dad my dad works for Microsoft I can get you banned he's keeping his distance [Music] there's definitely a reason he's staying away from Harry though 100. looking over the entire School we have convincing evidence his disappearances are the work of notorious Mass murderers serious yo what are you doing here what's she doing training the other time when he came out of the lights yeah what are you doing here you said you were worried about Amber training you to kill me you're seriously she's not letting us use magic at all well I'm not surprised she doesn't want you trained in combat classic what does he think we're forming some sort of wizard Army that's exactly what he's yeah he's becoming more paranoid for the minute and with him having [ __ ] Malfoy's [ __ ] father in this things aren't going at all well with the order someone's coming I'm sorry I can't be of more help for now at least it's crazy like how it looks you didn't learn from your first lesson disposals are literally repeating the same mistakes again it really is out there isn't he camps right which of course be able to defend ourselves and if Ahmed refuses to teach us how we need someone who will oh know a guy you mean Harry really I don't think this scary she's talking about oh you see your face okay that's kind of cool kind of cool maybe snakewood I mean he's a part of the [ __ ] order who's gonna be taught by me I'm a Nutter remember look on the bright side it can't be any worse than Old Toad face thanks Ron true that I know if you mean just a couple of people right hello mate how you doing I thought it'd be safe for someone so damn a lot of people actually showed up I don't know why we're here we need a teacher one who's had real experience defending themselves against the dark arts why why because you know who's back here Tosh pot so he says so Dumbledore says so Dumbledore says because he says point is where's the proof where's the proof that I'm lying um Potter could tell us more about her degree you're saying I'm lying because somebody else said I'm lying talk about Cedric so if that's why you're here you might as well clear out now yeah want to see it white power boom what'd you say I don't even know what I know it's probably something dumb it's a white power because it's a white spell because it smells white and he killed a basilisk it was on the side bro come on I didn't know what I was doing half the time I nearly always had help he's just being modest Hermione I'm not partially and partially he's also right facing this stuff in real life because he has always had health he's not like skull when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes you don't know what that's like oh she don't have to know what what it's like so who's with me get murdered we're going to have any chance of beating say it you know who Voldemort oh she said yeah that's why she's adult he's really back I don't feel like though about this and punish all of them uh yeah she probably will at some point first we need to find a place how are we gonna like a secret the shrieking check what I mean what happens if Ambridge does Wipe Out it's sort of exciting isn't it breaking the rules let's go it's crazy how like yeah that came from today although wouldn't I would have never said that you can take her eyes off you could she oh right over the next few days we should each come up with a couple of possibilities right [Music] uh what is it oh stupid you got me long bottom oh no something's gonna happen here for sure hey yo um oh [ __ ] it out hello I would get the [ __ ] out of there this door likes nivel and then she's just in there waiting for him on the room of requirement oh this is sick yeah but yes let's ask him the good questions here it's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back yay what are we gonna practice against that oh [ __ ] hey you didn't even say the name right you're just flourishing your wand too much try it like this you will please copy the approved four times to ensure maximum retention she's going to be tiring I need to thinks more like it away oh oh look at you look at you look at you bro oh then you can't even get in there either candy come on the Nigel Give Me Your Best Shot come on you got it little kiddo hey oh good [ __ ] Nigel I promise caught on fire Russ Rogers literally waiting outside this [ __ ] thanks [ __ ] him up Ron you're screwed [Music] I let her do that isn't it imagine the door can open anywhere so they're they're literally just getting out of the place oh my God yeah [Music] it will submit to questioning about the suspected activity Expelliarmus very good keep your concentration come on a little higher oh oh okay Harry rizzlin himself hey concentration bro concentration I'm okay I'm okay oh I love him I love him he's a good kid man he's grown up I've been since the photography [Music] oh working hard is important but there's something that matters even more believing in yourself great wizard in history has started out there's nothing more than what we are now and it's true that is true they can do it why not us oh who's even vulnerable okay what are they gonna do though you've been a rush you're gonna hit the wall bozos [Music] my God [ __ ] on it look at Ron I should have done that too that exit bro there's definitely something going on in between those two yes oh yeah good progress you're gonna go say something to it Addy come on go talk to her [Music] I think Jenny likes him as well Merry Christmas have a great Christmas Luna they give you these massive pusfield balls right sounds great guys would you excuse me uh oh is that his picture are you all right I heard Umbridge gave you a rough time the other day I'm okay don't sound okay it's worth it huh him oh she actually went to the thing with him right it's just learning all this Cedric Cedric did know this stuff he was really good he's just just Voldemort it was better steal your shoes you're a really good teacher oh I've never been able to spend anything before oh but you stunned me oh is it mistletoe oh my God hey Yelp what are you gonna do party oh good for hair yeah damn for him though I don't know why but something tells me she's gonna die something tells me she's gonna die but I mean let's all be never be happy in this goddamn every anime every movie ever if you're anything close to the main character is in the chat bro rest in peace then they're still going especially in in this uh you know movies whatever yeah the world whatever you want to call it yup what I mean she was sort of crying kissing was more than satisfactory spends half her time crying material up yeah Cedric gone conflict because I'm just thrashing to stack her mum from her job at the ministry and Fries into failing at owls because she's so busy worrying about everything else yep seems pretty straightforward one person couldn't feel all that explode yeah the emotional range of a teaspoon hey I love my money's comebacks what was that like this matter awkward at the end oh [ __ ] maybe something he didn't have last time oh are you gonna find out what he didn't have last night oh [ __ ] that's the father what's up bro wait is he seeing oh is that a snake oh no don't tell me nah he's not gonna die is he oh my God hey yo we gotta tell Dumbo about this plus please talk to me bro in the dream were you standing next to the victim s neither [ __ ] Professor will he please just tell me what's happening what the [ __ ] what's happening to me God what's up Snape how are you doing bro you wished to see me and mastered I'm afraid we can't wait otherwise we'll all be vulnerable all what is going on bro somebody told me yes there's a connection with the [ __ ] the Dark Lord's mind and your own weather oh so he sees whatever the connection is whatever wall do you see we literally saved his life this connection is for the moment unclear he remains ignorant I mean if he knows about it be able to read my mind read it [Music] it was often the Dark Lord's pleasure to invade the minds of his victims what if he did there when you like only after extracting the last only when he had them literally begging for Death kill them all right damn used properly the power of our clemency will help Shield you from access or influence you will attempt to resist prepare yourself yeah concentrate butter [Music] here we go hey let's go I'm happy he's alive though because I die faces oh is she going for him too I'll be happy with us is everybody got a gift for Harry too a Christmas toast Mr Harry Potter without whom I would not be here oh that guy didn't die bro all right yeah Harry don't want to work it looks good evening I love it standing there is the boy who stopped the dark lord is enough of your bile and wait with you of course master creature live I serve the Noble House of black sorry about that it never was very pleasant even when I was a boy well you grew you grew up here this is my parents house oh Dumbledore was headquarters for the order I deranged casa I hated the lot of them some of them oh it's gonna backed out pure blood Mania my mother did that after I ran away well yeah Charming woman I was always welcome at The Potters oh Harry when I saw Mr Weasley attacked I wasn't just watching you were literally yep and there was a moment when I I wanted to this connection between me and Voldemort what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more working so angry that is true yeah there's more reason why I'm getting a angry very easily What if after everything that I've been through it's gone wrong inside me what if I'm becoming bad no you're not a bad person The World Isn't split into good people and Death Eaters we've all got both light and dark yeah what matters is the part we choose to act what do you got inside of you back I'll have anybody inside me what when all this is over proper family oopsie so why are the other other ones blacked out though I get the you know Mom about one of them because he ran away but like oh they're all the ones that you deserved maybe hurry it's back hey I'm sorry I wish you man come on come on let me see his face oh sure continue to tell me where you've been you know your business lady fresh air you know fresh air must be difficult to come by I mightn't bother unpacking at all uh-huh sure lady I'm gonna tell you one thing you're here for this late at this movie all right that's all the screen time you're getting enjoy it she better die in this [ __ ] movie bro I swear to God Dumbledore sent me the party with the joints Giants me by the way well they're not that hard to find it'd be perfectly honest for the dog it's so big see I'll try to convince them to join the cause oh that wasn't the only one that was trying to win them over trying to persuade them to join you know who suppose some of them remember he was friendly to them I suppose I was like yes they did this to you not exactly no go on you have it then W dog um oh [ __ ] what is it this time changing over there to a slow last time oh [ __ ] no it's a storm coming Ari with all best be ready when she does at least we're preparing this time oh they're all going crazy yeah hey just ask him oh are they all breaking out well that [ __ ] up everything how's the ministry going to cover up this now oh my God damn that whole prison is gone well they just conveniently whoa all escaped we have confirmed the 10 high security prisoners Escape you think it's serious again huh prime minister has been alerted to the danger I thought the breakout was engineered by yeah okay personal experience of escaping notorious serious black cousin oh oh that crazy [ __ ] oh it could be on our side Dumbledore won't touch this could happen it's gonna get us all kills because he can't face the truth badass Harry I want to apologize oh no you believe me now says the prophet's version of things yeah so yeah so what I'm really trying to say is that I believe you thank you man I was looking at his parents yeah 14 years ago a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used a cruciatus curse on my parents they're the one who escaped captured them oh for information but they never give in oh oh I'm quite proud to be there soon I'll be too but I'm not sure I'm ready for everyone to know just yet we're going to make them proud Neville that's a promise a full body Patronus is the most difficult to produce but Shield forms can also be equally useful against a variety of opposed it is kind of crazy yeah she is just remember so Focus Luna dirty good as high as [ __ ] oh the happiest thing you can it's kind of experience this is really advanced stuff guys so well what is his thing hey yo oh oh wow everyone has their own little Avatar type of thing you know I feel like mine would be a dragon hey yo oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what's happening they did say a storm was brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if all those escapees or some somehow here oh [ __ ] how to break like that oh are they breaking in oh I don't tell me it's this [ __ ] I'll make short work of this you better killed somebody bruh hello oh so we're gonna be expelled [Music] he had nothing to do with it it was me wait why is he going along Harry to Shield me but as it's been pointed out maybe clearly says Dumbledore's Army I instructed Harry to foreign to await trial for conspiracy and Sedition ah I hope he might hit this little snack is he gonna bring under the delusion that I'm going through what was the phrase yeah take him oh oh my God whoa I love how Dumbledore could easily clap all of them right there and there what a g you may not like him Minister you can't deny Dumbledore's got style yes sir yeah bro how many bro we're running out of space on that wall damn you got a full man I can tell that this woman goes out and complains about literally like once yeah yeah it's crappy I'm not committed to be within 18 inches luckily for me I got a nine inch penis I can stand further away wait wait that doesn't help at all I still have to stay away [Laughter] I thought you're gonna go with the route be like well luckily I'm gay so it doesn't matter [Laughter] I tried to make it seem like because I could be eight inches away but my my dick can still touch the girls but I realize I still have to be away from them so it doesn't help I don't like this guy either bro never liked him but he's been even more what a like like Bozo betrayed us so oh damn she's forcing everyone to write that wow [ __ ] wait it's all the same yeah you can tell from their expression like look yeah oh I would literally just kill her right here and now exactly loving that pal hey now you and so I mean it's okay like her mom was gonna get [ __ ] over right lose her job and [ __ ] like hurry I mean you can't blame him I can't blame her but at the same time like okay it's not her fault it's the [ __ ] pink [ __ ] exactly because I don't want to play it anymore all it does is make you care too much well you can all you have to lose maybe it's just better to what what huh give up hell no to go It Alone just hey hello mate accurate you've been fired as well Patrick why can't you just tell us the ministry restricts their territory much more they're going to have a full Uprising on their eyes oh it's what's going on it wouldn't be bothering you at all with it but Dumbledore gone you want us to take something lightly be getting the sack any day now I just couldn't leave without telling someone about it what was it there's a spider again the spider right [Music] spider uh brought you some company hey grumpy um um oh good so he's tied up I couldn't just leave him because because he's my brother wait what well half brother really but he's completely happy Spirit it is all that's your new friends damn damn whoa put me down oh you're gonna hurt his feelings no oh imagine he just tosses her wow he's a nice boy though oh he really was just excited fine just need to find oh [ __ ] my camera froze you just stay away from her all right hey yo come on he's so kind what is it oh this is come on yeah oh Wing he gets his own food at all it's coming here we need me when I'm gone he will look after him oyman only family he's got oh we got you bro feelings sentimental [Music] that's right [Music] not to the dark lord if you don't improve that is true huh yeah last two seconds if he invades your mind what if I invade his you're just like your father yeah with the UNA reverse lazy Arab weak I'm not weak then prove it oh control your emotional discipline your mind okay is that way his way of like getting more motivated oh [ __ ] no you're not gonna show him that are you I'm a woman stop it we've been on it for hours if I could just rest Lord isn't resting it's true Two of a Kind sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been life isn't fair your blessed father knew that your father whoa Rose oh damn nice one James wait what that was a decade what no no damn that was a bully his dad was a mouthful yeah I was just gonna say his dad is literally no for you with darker hair no that's [ __ ] well I thought his dad would be like the G you know cause like Harry's Paris man probably got better when he was older but still that's [ __ ] let's go again and to be fair yeah he went through some similar [ __ ] you know he was always by himself in two so okay he was not kidding when he said life isn't fair bro let's watch random pain stops after a while okay now wow as I told you once before this is gonna kill her 40 children this I don't want to be part of this school I'll be honest well we just go found out found our own School outside the world of academic achievement oh are they gonna [ __ ] with her yes please um oh wow examination that's some good green screen I'll be honest huh oh is this the brothers coming in to [ __ ] with it imagine oh she seems stressed oh yeah let's go I literally just wait until she's sleeping at night and just throw a firework in her mouth and let it explode from inside out [ __ ] yeah oh my God they're definitely getting in trouble though [ __ ] [Music] oh what are you gonna do lady yeah my point oh my god oh that's pretty accurate final one hey oh oh my God yeah get ass yes get her get her run little Karen run oh my [ __ ] God wait that's so satisfying [ __ ] boys yeah what are you gonna do now huh yeah somebody push her over you know he's gonna he's gonna share a little bit you know what oh hell yeah [Music] [Applause] I love that guy oh no oh is it happening saving a panic attack is this another mission wait oh [ __ ] that prophecy oh no I will [Applause] he's really torturing him ah oh it's in the [ __ ] it's in the ministry yeah serious something he didn't have the last time and it's in the department of mystery please just listen what I thought it won't matter for you to see this oh good point he's trying to get to you what if he is I'm supposed to just let him die even if it is very well could be hello come on when are you going to get into your head we're in this together that's some real friends you were going to Dumbledore weren't you okay [ __ ] I dare you to slap me again I will knock the [ __ ] at you yes have you brought the verita serum I'm afraid you've used up all my stores interrogating students the last of it on Miss chat damn oh so that's actually got found out unless you wish to poison him and I'll show you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did he's got padfoot he's got pad put at the place where it's hidden well what is hidden what is he talking about Snape no idea the way you said it the way he said it very well no choice Potter what am I gonna do this issue of ministry security what what it's illegal whoa doesn't know won't hurt him the [ __ ] what can somebody just strangle this [ __ ] she's literally wasting oxygen on my planet oh tell me what oh wait you won't tell her where it is I will oh is she gonna play games well what is that Bader Dumbledore secret weapon what oh oh yeah perfect we're gonna literally throw her into a [ __ ] tree [ __ ] no no no no no throwing her is a too easy of a [ __ ] task you gotta strangle you know just Attack on Titan that [ __ ] yeah he's off the leash I never wanted somebody to die so bad bro what is this one straight up well you'll see the weapon all right you're gonna kill us now I'm trying to trick you know what I couldn't have guessed I couldn't have guessed that oh don't hide behind me now the [ __ ] oh hey uh she's with the ministry who's taking over your land by the way you know the guys that are forcing you to no business here Cento this is a Ministry she's such a [ __ ] Karen yeah [ __ ] her up away under the law under the law my dick [ __ ] suck on it whoa Half Breed whoa the [ __ ] wow hey yo hey yo nah nah she's actually killing him [Music] oh yeah [ __ ] yes come on come on she's riding the air bro easy target aim at her yeah yeah let's start chopping down yeah yeah all right sorry it's a Ministry matter exactly bye [ __ ] I hope you [ __ ] die a horrible death [Music] thank you Corp Hermione serious oh [ __ ] yeah oh that felt so satisfying bro to get away sudden I was hungry he wanted some sweets of course they told me to bug her off and at the lot themselves because she's never said that I've got you into enough trouble as it is supposed to be about doing something real it was all just words to you come on Harry don't be a bit maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself mate so how are we going to get to London ah we fly of course oh are we gonna ride oh my God hey yo must be tripping with them they can't see you I was gonna say yeah like it looks fine for them but everybody else has no idea what the [ __ ] they're on yeah the Muggles want sales will be fun oh that's that door no traps good all together now what a cool scent who freaky what's the number that he saw it's kind of like blurred out a little bit he came this is a trap the whole time or no I mean he's gone he should be here Harry he's got your name on it huh what is that the thing he's looking for maybe is that just him trying to contact him it's definitely what Voldemort's looking for I mean if it's got his name on it it's not really hard I know is it oh Michelle of power the dark lord oh what can live while the other survives because hurry the [ __ ] is that hey yo damn we're serious difference between dreams oh [ __ ] I knew so we were better just saw it only by the dark lord wanted you to see well so he didn't know Henry the prophecy [Laughter] oh [ __ ] baby power tricks are strange how's Mom and Dad is that prophecy why did Voldemort need me to come and get this all behind you you still there curious land aren't you behind you can only be retrieved by those about whom they are made to be the one break it having too old what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark Lord he was unable to kill you when you were jealous an infant just that guy bruh don't know the secret I do are you tell me oh you have to do what I mean I have answers exactly what I why would I give you the answers I couldn't show you oh no no I'll look it about myself you're fine I'm surrounded you guys don't really look as clubbing obviously good [ __ ] whoa that looks cool yeah that does that does look pretty cool oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh damn nah she's bleeding though she got [ __ ] up [ __ ] up [ __ ] imagine being a grown ass adult getting your ass picked by a bunch of kids straight up oh [ __ ] hey nice place oh my damn Jenny she is strong yeah we should run oh no oh no yes not safe back to the door God damn Minister's gonna enjoy cleaning up this place tomorrow oh [ __ ] nice hello my God holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] that came out I don't know do we play into his hands did we are they all here Mysteries can you tell what they're saying let's get out of here I hear them too oh they did then sorry it's an empty archway yeah let's leave a step I don't like it please Harry get behind me oh here they come yes oh only once I'll lose your wands where were the rest of them right where is the rest of them oh no oh no is he gonna unlock the so-called power that even not the dark not even the Dark Lord knows though for some [ __ ] whatever they said we think double door and everybody's gonna come save us and why are you truly naive enough I think I'll still smash it either way Stars I mean to be fair I did get away last time so your point make this simple few Potter give me the prophecy no I'll still yeah I don't believe a word that comes out your mouth man [ __ ] [ __ ] don't do it Harry don't give it to her because you know if you do more people are gonna die I'd rather die by myself and just the seven of us while destroying it at least he won't get it then drop it now no no no wait what got away from my godson what the [ __ ] damn damn we oh my god oh you [ __ ] up wait all enough baby wait a minute let's go oh it's the light versus dark [ __ ] yeah now listen to me I want you to take the others and get out of here what no I'm staying with you you've done you've done beautifully now let me take it from here oh oh [ __ ] I kind of love the little black and white like smoke effects of [ __ ] the trails [Music] James what is it James I know huh what wait what you just die wait wait did he just why do they not always use that spell [ __ ] oh yeah chase after that [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah we killing her we have to [Music] oh yeah yeah torture her [ __ ] nah she's just playing it you've got to mean it Harry she deserves it oh she he's actually trying to get him to do it well gee I still wanted Harry to do it I know it's wrong but I still want him to do it do it oh damn [ __ ] so weak oh oh boy let's come here tonight Tom the orders are on their way by which time I shall be gone and you shall be dead no come on I don't want Dumbledore to lose oh my God no no it's getting closer and closer to him and he has to worry about protecting Harry right yeah foreign [Music] [Music] the sound effect of it okay damn oh Dumbledore's on the ground and take down the mystery oh [ __ ] oh no no that didn't work bro I'm just glad that Dumbledore land bro cause I was like there is more movies so that means wooly ain't dying but I don't know about Dumbledore [ __ ] go oh wait what wait what is it being overtaken man oh my God come on whatever that special power they were talking about bro here you better pop it now take control Harry what's Snape said come on Harry oh God look at me oh oh what was that the way the way he did that come on Harry snap out of it there you go there you go [Music] oh and you'll never know love oh friendship am duh and I turned sorry for you [Music] [Applause] foreign he's residing oh that's right fudge yeah stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] you mean suspicions should be [ __ ] put for torture man we're torturing kids well I suppose they're getting intense they are we going back damn back to the dudleys I know a funeral here are you dying it's my fault no it wasn't mine I knew it was only a matter of time before Voldemort made the connection between you I thought my distancing myself from you prophecy said neither one can live or the other one survives hmm this book of power one of us is gonna have to kill the other in the end yes well why didn't you reason you tried to drive safe serious I didn't want to cause you any more pain [Music] yeah I care too much about you um [Music] coming out of the feast that's all my professions apparently people have been hiding them what what oh it's all good fun Story the last night I really do need them back do you want any help finding them I'm sorry about your godfather Harry thanks sure you don't anyhow looking that's all right kind of feel bad for him my mom always said things we lose have a way of coming [ __ ] bro [Music] about it hey I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me what's that what that even though we've got a fight ahead of us we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have yeah what something worth fighting for a nose that is true that is true and friendship hello although he might be able to smell War because his nostrils are like closer to his face you know like they just so you're it's more attractive attraction you know reads more oxygen than the rest of us he's a waste of space okay what he's taking off so much space is that it is oh look in credits home it really was none all right all right overall great movie oh my God yeah I haven't been this mad you know what bro I wish that pink [ __ ] got tortured bro that's so annoying God man oh it might remind me of uh Black Clover days man when I used to get mad at you know the higher ups and all these shits because they all want to be [ __ ] losers man especially for me like I can but for me like when you start torturing kids it's like you you cross the final line from me you know I mean you start messing with the kids like all right all right it's ggs I think you should you should die now in the worst way possible yep and your parents for raising you the way you are it's not their fault fully because you know they didn't know how you'd turn out but it's also their fault because they did make you turn out that way so yep yep let's just let's kill a whole bunch of people I hope he gets put into the [ __ ] prison of uh alabaska and uh you know gets tortured by you know the the what do they call them again the the death uh grippers or whatever right that's grippers whatever they call a man you know she just gets tortured over there for the rest of Eternity like [ __ ] lose it you know what I would watch a spin-off of just like all the people from this show that getting tortured I would watch a spin-off of just her getting tortured for three hours straight don't be very satisfied you know it would be it would be also think that in my life that was a clean fight between Voldemort and uh it actually let me know like yo we'd be seeing [ __ ] like through Harry uh Harry's perspective and [ __ ] right like like the kids perspectives and we'd be like yo that's cool but then like yo the grown-ups are on a different level like maybe doing some crazy [ __ ] that we're not even like there yet and that was kind of clean also rest in peace serious because yeah and yeah yeah what I wonder why they don't [ __ ] do that whole like killing spell all the time I mean because like when they fight forbidden I think right because like I think that was me [ __ ] out he said something about it in like the first or the second movie or some [ __ ] like in the beginning some [ __ ] right like there's a few spells that are forbidden and that's true yeah so yeah because one of them was the one that yeah uh I know whatever the [ __ ] thing yeah I can never say these names man I remember them the torturing kind that's what I remember yeah my camera you know you know what I [ __ ] remember you know what I [ __ ] mean bro damn yeah that one you know exactly what I'm thinking about I don't know how to say it yeah [Music] real quick uh right from that though again I love how the seriousness of uh each movie keeps going up and up and up also the [ __ ] thing about Harry's father being a [ __ ] that [ __ ] caught me off yeah the way everybody's been you know kind of talking about you know Harry's parents and stuff how good they were and [ __ ] like I would you know you would think that they're the kindest people out there and [ __ ] right well I don't know we don't know about the mom right she could have been kind but like the dad clearly this is just um he had a he was a [ __ ] in high school yeah growing up to be a better man and stuff but yeah yeah still the state knows their first hand so that's why he's like I I'd like at some point they'd go more in depth into like the parents as well because I want to see like you know the mom and stuff like I want to see you know like what actually like we heard about what happened that night right when Harry was a baby and stuff but I want to see it like I want to see what happened you know I mean so yeah well we got uh two movies three movies list I don't know any yeah so from that though sir aside from that we hope you guys enjoyed check out patreon for full uncut reactions as well as you get to choose uh what movie we watch next aside from Harry Potter as well uh and 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Id: nJbdux-2hIQ

Length: 96min 43sec (5803 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 29 2023