Finally Watching Jurassic Park For The First Time!! *Commentary/Reaction*

what are we watching today we're watching Jurassic Park so uh what color does that what color is closest to dinosaurs I don't know green red red for the blood of their enemies I don't know I'm feeling the green we'll do green I'm wearing green I'll be fine good color good color it's kind of looking blue now but that's going to change no matter what so to me this is green so I don't know why I said it like [Music] that welcome back what's up guys it's angre and today we're going to be watching Jurassic Park I am so excited to finally watch this movie I've never seen it actually that's a lie because I'm everyone's like why do you even say that you might have seen it even though you forgot it just say that you haven't seen it or don't mention it at all I just want to be honest with you guys this is bad that I want to be honest toothless is that's good enough you just need to see a little bit of him right you know what I haven't seen this I haven't seen this before I know nothing about Jurassic Park except for the soundtrack I'm ready to get emotionally invested into this if you guys enjoy my reaction to this first movie let me know if you want me to continue on with the franchise and if you want me to continue on to the Jurassic World Series I know there's like a whole you know they're all connected somehow probably right I don't know I'm pulling that out of my butt but let me know if you guys want more Jurassic Park leave in the comments down below and I just want to say thank you so much for 200,000 subscribers you guys helped me reach my goal of reaching 200k before the new year so I really really appreciate it now I'm not going to do any special video or special thing for 200k not until uh I get a quarter Mill subscribers so in case y'all were wondering I don't even know if you guys were wondering you're probably not wondering anyways let's just go into it before we begin make sure you guys hit that subscribe button if you haven't yet already so can stay tuned 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worry don't worry don't worry don't worry I got you Reese I got you oh what is that my God you're like digging for fossils you guys are archaeologists that's cool oh wow wow look at that I had computers there he is gold [Music] Bloom and even the word Raptor means bird of prey that doesn't look very scary who said that more like a 6ft turkey you take that back those things are probably fero yes also turkeys are kind of scary too I'm delighted to meet you finally in person Dr Grant the handshake with the finger I'm dead okay who's the jerk I'm sorry about the dramatic entrance doctor Sayer a hurry did I say jerk I'm dead I own an island off the coast of Costa Rica oh you're the one that owns the island I should have guessed you're an all white our attractions will drive kids out of their minds what are those small versions of AD honey get them Saddler love that line Dodson you shouldn't use my name Dodson Dodson we've got Dodson here nobody cares why are you like evil you criminal 1.5 million if you get all 15 species off the island how am I supposed to transport them his voice is so familiar is he the Toy Story guy so you're out here dealing animal fetuses embryos whatever so you two um dig up dig up dinosaurs oh whoa I was way off that's gold Bloom I don't know why does everyone look the same to [Applause] me who which one's gold blue what they all look the same to me this is the Dumbledore Dumbledore Gandalf thing all over again Reese tell me which one who who is the actual guy oh God guys I promise you I'm not this stupid except apparently I am I am this stupid Please Don't unsubscribe to me this species of ver foran's been extinct since the Cretaceous Period I mean don't even look at the leaf the music oh the music is so good chills chills immediately welcome to Jurassic Park why thank you [Music] sir all the music is so good how' you do this I'll show you I'll show you s you not the ASMR whispering in my ear well let me show you first I'll need a drop of blood oh John that hurt I like this bit hello John hello hello oh no oh no oh no Reese you already know what I'm about to do hello Edge hello good afternoon an well it's a fine afternoon indeed how long am I going to make Reese do this oh forever you know forever we just had to know where to look 100 million years ago you took the blood from a mosquito they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito and bingo Dino DNA Bingo Dino DNA it's giving TVA explanation animation from Miss minutes how do you interrupt the cellular mitosis can't we see the unfertilized EG science things from the science people I'm waiting to see what the catch is because there's got to be a catch it's why we have a two-hour movie here on our hands how do you know they can't breath well because all the animals in Jurassic Park are female we've engineered them that way you made them all female I'm simply saying that life uh finds a way oh my God don't scare me like that movie with the transitions but for the scree to transition to the other scree is genius you feed them cows that poor cow does not know its fate never attacked the same place twice they were testing the fences for weaknesses systematically I remember okay so uh what you're telling me is they're breaking the mechanism who's hungry you seem not worried and it's making me uneasy genetic power is the most awesome Force the planet's ever seen but you wield it like kid that's found his dad's gun good an allery good an allery I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're that you're using here it didn't require any discipline to attain it Mike drop honestly these are aggressive living things that have no idea what Sentry they're in and they'll defend themselves violently if necessary this is basically a big you don't know what you're doing bro to this guy Grandpa kids Grandpa you guys are so dead it's going to take the death of these two for him to snap out of it and shut down Jurassic Park am I right or am I right you really think the dinos star turned into Birds few species may have evolved along those lines oh it sure don't look like birds to me oh you have a little Fanboy scientist man he's even dressed like you and then my teacher told me about this other book by gu named backer and he she said I should ride with you cuz it would be good for you Ah that's good that's hilarious she's going to convince you one way or another that's great hold on to your butts excuse me hold the phone everyone stop what's happening did I see who I you know what I don't even trust myself at this point because clearly I cannot tell people apart but was that Samuel Jackson I'm going to look it up but I know a voice if I know the voice I know the voice and the face that is a young Samuel Jackson right there he's in everything how did I not know he was in Jurassic Park God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs God creates man man destroys God man creates dinosaurs dinosaurs eat man woman inherits the Earth that was a great little moment in the car I love that gold Bloom's lines what was his name Malcolm Malcolm's lines have been 10 out of 10 this whole time I love it is there anybody else who thinks that we shouldn't be out here me meow oh is it sick she don't look too good is this West Indian lilac we know they're toxic but the animals don't eat them there's only one way to be positive I'd have to see the dinosaurs dropping I was going to say you're going to go through it's poop that is one big pile of true it's a little bit more than droppings She's suffering from me toxicity every six weeks is she pregnant oh my God something tells me these these things are prar oh uh I uh finished debugging the phones you seem awfully nervous sir if you're trying to get rid of something minor systems they might go on or off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it it's a simple thing that was not convincing not a convincing performance do security systems are shutting down well NRI said a few systems would go offline didn't he embryo Cold Storage oh my gosh oh no oh no he's trying to make a quick Buck hey what did I touch you didn't touch anything we stopped unarmed every so you're telling me this stupid glasses guy Shady mofo scientist guy couldn't have waited to do this task until everyone was done with the tour oh dude you made a mistake and I guarantee you one of these dinos are just going to hunt you down too you're letting them all free all the fences are down you're out with a bunch of other human people they're not just going to eat the goats and the cows they want you bro that poor goat how dare you I want a goat is it hard to keep goats I want to learn I want a ranch and I just want to keep animals I feel like i' wouldd be a very happy woman with her animals J said to stay put kids okay wouldn't they be kids get scared want be scared about just a little hiccup in the power I didn't say I was scared I didn't say you was scared I know I'd be scared ever driven in a thunderstorm in Texas oh my gosh scariest thing in the freaking world I don't care about the kids I'm scared I'm terrified what was that no hell no hide under the seats do something goat's gone and you're next where's the goat and there's your answer I knew it the kids are dead I will literally called it the kids are going to be left alone they're going to die or actually they might not it's a little too early in the movie for that to happen but it can be a near death same effect boy do I hate being right all the time I hate being right all the time 10 out of 10 lines from this guy I love this guy oh my gosh that's literally terrifying you guys just so dunzo against a T-Rex and that little plastic glass if the car frame wasn't so small H do you have a plan sir or was that the extent of it in freeze get the [Music] K did he just sacrifice his life for those kids I'm stuck on my feet uh take off your shoots take off your your boots no no no no stay still T check space these three have no idea what's going on Sadler has zero clue what's happening out there right now these dumb idiots but it's but they can't because they have no surveillance cuz the power's out that's wild I should have been there by now yeah well you're an idiot don't even ought to drive oh that's a little Raptor for you you're so dunzo they're going to think you look so scrumptious oh no I don't like that just being loose no way that just got into his car you okay it's okay A that's all right okay it's not too bad right d yes it is it's just like coming out of a tree housee did you Dad everever build your a treeh house no did your dad ever build you his tree house no go now it's a matter of your survival so you're going to have to oh thank [Music] God oh he covered the kid we're back in the car again at least you're out of the tree it would be great if the guy if they wrote it as the guy also threw up and then he was like I won't tell anybody I think this was Jano I think this was too oh no his body just like ripped up to Pieces Malcolm's still alive yay this brosaurus I mean a Brachiosaurus they're singing they're [Music] singing I want to try that I think I'm getting lip gloss all over the [Music] place put me in a Folly Studio put me in charge of Sound Engineering my guy what do you call a blind dinosaur I don't know what do you call a blind dinosaur do you think he sorus do you think he's sorus what do you call blind dinosaurs dog you got me you think you sorus Rex that's so cute a grant look at you taking care of them and he's a natural he just needed to try I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion something looks real don't make me feel for you it's all an illusion when we have control you've never had control that's the illusion but I made a mistake too I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now that's true listen to her no expense I admire your determination sir wow I do feel for him though his character was written really good because you have to understand him to a certain point that's sick it's okay it's okay brachiosaur vegie A they're so cute is this thing going to rescue them oh he's going to feed them and then the the Brachiosaurus is going to be like yeah I like these guys oh yeah he's like oh it's going to feed me thanks oh it's playing they're freaking doing tug-of warar out here come on up here girl come on up here kazun God bless you the good little comic relief moment after all that Mayhem and intense emotion the dinosaurs are breeding but that shouldn't happen happen because they're all female film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps some West African frogs spontaneously change sex in a single sex environment Malcolm was right life RS away that's wild while being hunted it's all right like hell it is like hell it is go [Music] [Applause] now oh yes girl look at you swinging from the branches I guess it means the Po's off you're brave [Music] sir that's not funny that was great oh they got to climb oh no but she's about to turn it on P it Hy you climb for your life right now you going I have to jump you crazy I'm not going to jump I'll ccate one it's either that or you get fried two he flew this is why you do it right away you listen to the adults we're back in business oh Mr Arnold well that was Mr Arnold What's Left of him anyway oh my God that's so good oh gruesome right now she needs to get back though without this guy for some reason I ain't worried about this guy though clever girl okay uh maybe I should have been worried for him because he just got Grizzly murdered Grizzly gzz G he just he got murdered no oh my God breathe son breathe oh God next time you jump when you're told Jesus hello wow they made back honestly quite impressive oh they're hungry they're going to go into the cake they deserve it honestly what good they learned from their lesson no screaming quiet movements just the two Raptors right you sure the third one's contained unless they figured out how to open doors which they can definitely do cue him opening a door yeah these guys aren't idiots what did that Safari guy say they can learn they know how to learn as quiet as possible children oh y'all need a pedicure for sure [Music] oh she's kind of smart oh she's a genius you know what that was a power move oh idiot that was a reflection nice nice nice oh he's a [Music] genius nice lock that is okay but there's still one more for help we got to reboot the system first the door locks iie boot up the door [Music] [Applause] locks out the door you get hold it by yourself the kid can the girl can do it the girl can do it she's a hacker she's a computer nerd computer nerd hacker girl yeah she's got it come on almost there almost there you got it yes nice [Music] Mr Hammond the phones are working children are fine call them a l go through the glass oh goodness gracious well just do your job just call the call the do the thingy do the thingy don't the kids are taking care of just call for help yeah kick him kick him oh my God yo she rolled a n 20 on her Athletics check if you ask me she is quite agile for a computer nerd I will tell you I would never have made that grab I'm sweating I'm literally it is moist the music is so good in this movie I literally can't let [Music] go poor kid is going through it today this kid has been literally a escaping death by the skin of his [Applause] teeth oh oh wait there's no way that the T-Rex T-Rex Loki saving their lives right now after careful consideration I've decided not to endorse your Park so have I thank God thank freaking goodness after careful consideration what a line that's so good with the banner flying down that's everything to me what a wonderfully written movie are you kidding me see the theme now with just a basic piano in the back he's like sure I guess we'll have kids or he's saying you see the hell we just went through we're never having kids never ever ever never going through this again this little peaceful and Victorious rendition of the theme so good yay oh it's based on a novel I did not even know that oh man well that was Jurassic Park I absolutely loved that I literally checked the time of the movie when I was like starting to feel like oh like I don't know if it's like about to wrap up it was like right before the resolution and the climax so I was like let me check how much I have left on on this commentary it was already an hour and a half this movie does not feel like it's a 2-hour movie it just felt like it was going by like by like that like from scene to scene good writing Snappy writing great characters well thought out that's like a picture perfect movie I love that and the music I already loved the theme before watching this but it made me appreciate the music even more because you know you tie in a story and characters and emotion to it so chef's kiss chef's kiss 10 out of 10 in my book if you guys want me to check out more of the Jurassic Park movies let me know in the comments down below and make sure you leave a like on the video so that I know if you want another one simple as that also you should just leave a like because like that helps me in like and the algorithm pushing out the video you would be really nice you did that thank you so much for watching if you guys enjoyed that commentary make sure you leave it a big thumbs up subscribe if you haven't yet already so you can stay tuned to all my content and don't forget to check out my last video if you guys want to check out the full length uncut commentary to this movie make sure to check out my patreon page where you can gain full access to that and future movie/tv shows that I do on this channel all righty y'all have the best of day ever and I'll see you guys in the next one bye k bye k bye k [Music] bye

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Length: 25min 54sec (1554 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2023