farm boi

hello hello hello is it back is it fine now everybody refresh um sounds good cool whoops uh yeah i saw my good pal ashley roboto up this morning playing uh stardew valley and i've been playing on my switch recently which has been super fun um just been playing it in the evenings and so i thought that i would play this morning because why not you know why not why not why not so we're gonna do just that we are going to get into stardew valley eef farm name if you farm favorite thing boobs animal preference oh you can choose different doggies oh i like that dog i'm a light light dog how is everyone doing today what is everybody up to what kind of hair do i want i want that hair shirt oh yeah yeah yeah yeah let's do black black pants we're gonna skip the intro because uh i just don't really i just don't really want to go through the intro to be completely honest with you we're just gonna do the the normal farm uh yeah i just i don't want to do the intro you know people know it i know it it's all good i hope everybody's doing well today um don't know how long we're gonna stream for probably just a few hours but i thought it would be nice it would be nice for me too because usually i stream at the end of the day um so it might be nice to just do this in the morning oh my god it is a mess it is a mess around here jay whiz all right all right so basically if you don't know stardew valley um cultivate and harness a partner okay um if you don't know stardew valley it's just a game where you have a farm and you're in a little town and there's different people you can romance different people ooh hallmates that's right that's right folks at home romance sex probably not that one don't cut the grass yet well i've already done it why not why don't cut the grass yet i am new to stardew valley i don't really know a ton about the game other than your cute little farm guy just farming away why not cut the grass oh feed for animals that's right that's right that's right that's right that's right max thank you so much for the five gifted yes good afternoon good afternoon i bet the mods are happy about me streaming at this hour because a lot of them are in the uk and in europe and stuff um so whenever i usually stream it's very weight at night boom boom look at all these sticks and sap in this lovely any i should probably greet people i just want to clear out this part because i want um this is where i want to put my stuff i'm an epic gamer this is where i wanna maybe maybe i'll actually leave that [Music] um put my first little thing here oh yes oh yes okay we got my parsnips oh it shows where it's gonna be planted why doesn't it show on on switch that that's not a thing on switch unless i just like haven't enabled it or something i love that misa love that what you mean oh no i'm feeling sluggish hold on oh we hit 420k that's epic guys we hit a million followers on instagram yesterday last night no no no no what is happening no no no no no no no no no okay sorry everything is uh it's different than uh i was playing on i've been playing on switch so i kept hitting b instead of a if you sleep in the bed but don't say that you want to go to bed go to bed then you can just sleep and regain your energy maybe that works on switch it doesn't look like it's working hmm max thank you so much for the 25 gifted what are you doing jen thank you for the prime maddie for the prime dungeon mommy for the tier one thank you tristan for the tier one caden for the resub pal apples for the prime my name is nothing for the tier one pinky for the tier one gwen for the resub 21 gaming for the for the sub eve of madness for the tier for the five tier two tier two dude that's not a lot of you that's crazy thank you jen thank you so much chris thank you so much savvy thank you so much uh cookie thank you so much for the for the tier one thank you thank you thank you i gotta um i got it um oh man i don't actually uh i'm gonna sleep for the night because i don't have any um don't have any stuff um bella thank you so much for the five i gotta get better at thanking people for subs i know that i've missed a ton queen thank you so much thank you thank you thank you [Music] oh willy oh good old willy oh no the other ones are going to be far behind they're going to be a day late that's no good hey that's no good at all [Music] um i can't make a scarecrow yet i don't have the ability to do that quite yet um well done [ __ ] i keep doing that i keep accidentally pressing b because i've been playing on switch and it's it's swapped okay um we should go and greet some folks let's try and greet everybody god i already used so much energy all i did was water plants how did i use so much energy mac with another what are you doing with another 25 why are you doing this uh you know early in the morning it is it's 11 12 a.m i can't handle this right now i cannot handle this right now it's locked all right our mission for today is to greet everybody okay greet everybody sid thank you so much queen for another five zephy for the sub skating spaghetti for the resub uh planet for the resub meow for the resub jeepers dude nothing is posted today okay jeepers creepers where'd you get those peepers jeepers creepers where'd you get those eyes you know you guys know that song i know that song that's a tint hot song that's one of them that's one of them here tick tock songs [Music] have you seen the movie have you seen one movie i think he'll go for abigail wow you guys know me huh give me my big titty got gf baby that's what we need uh yes abigail is whom i will try and romance okay get off my back get off my back gamers where is everybody is he playing on pc yes yes i am abigail likes rocks doesn't she i actually don't know i only started playing stardom on the switch like four or five days ago not even that long ago i think it's i think it's been two days um yeah i really don't know how to play this game that much please try and keep backseating to a minimum um because you know i know that a lot of people know how to play this game can give me tips every now and again but um try not to backseat too much uh i want to play this game and have it be just like a chill time playing games you know i don't want it to be a big ol a big old thing i downloaded it a week ago and now i have 30 hours invested yeah it's um it's a vibe for sure let me know if the game audio is too loud by the way i just turned it up because i feel like the game audio is not super loud in this game and the music is nice and the vibes are nice it's totally addicting it is really addicting if it smells it sells nice i hate the fishing in this game fishing in this game is not good [Music] it's not great tbh tbh [Music] mac why are you gifting that's 75 gifted subs this stream what are you doing get out of here i'm so inviting i'm such a lovely comforting content creator gives me money get out um mac thank you very much that is super super super generous of you not at all expected um thank you thank you thank you that's very very pog of you okay officer b with a 10 thank you so much guys we are getting up to 6969 again jeepers jeepers creepers where did you get those peepers shell shell do the shells get me anything oh they're clams a person is this elliot yeah oh a present thank you oh i didn't mean to give that to you but sure i forgot about that queen thank you so much for the gifted hokage thank you so much for the prime taylor thank you so much foxy thank you so much spencer is back for the bits water doge guys if you don't you all know about twitch prime jeepers dude jeepers not saying you have to use it on me but you should use it you get a free thing a month to support a creator don't support me you don't have to support me but definitely give it to somebody don't waste it don't waste it don't waste it there she is my queen queen what am i supposed to do with this i didn't mean to do that i'm sorry hi that's right i heard someone new was moving on to an old farm but that's me it's kind of a shame really i always enjoy exploring those overgrown fields by myself well sorry [Music] valkyrie what's good we have our resident twitch staff trader valkyrie in chat if any of you misbehave off with your head smile you'll be gone gone off the platform quicker than anything officer b with the 11 000 bits what are you doing also random number why why why why why you know why oh wait why there we go this is haley what is happening lilith thank you so much for the 10 i feel like brian and i are opposites at this point whenever brian gets gifted a bunch of subs he cries whenever i get gifted a bunch of subs i get just get more and more annoyed cause i'm like why why go away it's demetrius demetrius hi gradients ingredients greedians wait somebody else is it robin sebastian's back here the hottie of the town he's so mysterious yeah some skip band if you stop you get banned sorry guys this is just the rules of my chat oh linus question mark mack what are you doing dude oh my god what are you doing banned thank you so much that's very very very kind of you what a what a benevolent god and or goddess is there a gender-neutral pronoun for for for like a god slash goddess now that i think about it luna thank you so much for the 1050 bits what a deity there you go there you go there it is that is in it or not um lit thank you guys so much that's very very sweet of you everybody who's gifting subs and bits and everything um you guys are very very very very very very very sweet very very very very very sweet i appreciate you i appreciate you a lot hey man i appreciate you emily thank you so much for the 10. [ __ ] hell that's very very sweet sister rock thank you so much for the five kate unifying group should play rust be fun to go head to head uh yeah i played russ the other day actually it was fun robin question mark but everyone retired that's how exhausted yeah it is hi jody hi jody nothing is posted today [Music] marnie hey pierre what's up what's good dude [Music] [Music] uh let's see who oh i've got a lot of people to meet so obviously the wizard i've got so many people that i've yet to meet don't i don't i you paid 4.99 your twitch interactive do they cool i forgot how much i love this game it really is a a wonderful time in it anymore all right hello gus hello emily all right have i said how to pay him yet name's pam what's good pam you're a wizard ethan thank you elizabeth thank you so much for the tier one hassan kind thank you so much for the prime wizzy for the prime all right um 17 out of 28. i've got 11 people left to meet and greet we're doing a little meet and greet here in stardew valley i asked who was the ah i had a wedgie and then that smell oh oh oh oh i hate when i'm just past the point of caring at this point about what i say on on live stream i hate when you like hit your balls in the um in the correct the correct way the wrong way and then you just can't breathe anymore then you hate that i hate it okay i would love to do the the 24 um backpack but i don't have the gold for it i don't have the gold for it i don't have that kind of money okay i'm drinking tea to get it out of the way it's just throat coating honey there you go that's kind of team drinking [Music] uh [Music] i should bring this to the museum bring this fish to the museum bring this fish to the museum bring this fish to the museum to the museum it's locked i'll be opening it in a sec will you stream minecraft again soon maybe [Music] spencer has to go to the vet tomorrow just for a normal checkup gotta look at his ears look at his nose i'll have to i'll have the vet trim your trim your little toenails yeah i don't like to do it no it freaks me out i feel like i'm gonna hurt you they're not that long but they could use a trim i'll ask them to trim them mister i'll ask them to trim them yeah mac what are you doing dude where do you get this money what do you do for a living that's a rude question to ask i'm sorry don't answer that question that's just me being sassy penny you're so cute baby does the museum not like fish i can't remember you can't okay amy i get it i can't donate fish get off my back dude maybe i'll do something oh [ __ ] see that max pole right there that's crazy give me something good seaweed green algae yuck i don't want anything to do with that it's not animal crossing okay i get it i forgot that that was louis louis more like puiss hmm a potato a potato okay close on wednesdays you gotta be goofing me you've just got to be goofing me you have to be you have to be goofing me i still need to meet 10 more people where are these people at where are these folks [Music] actually wait a [Music] i need to get me some grass because i need some some wonderful fabrics to make a scarecrow a little scale quote well gee whiz dude there's so many so many things over here look at all this grass gee whiz williter's batman you know you know what batman said you know batman huh yeah batman we all love him [Music] why isn't twitch permaban me just for being [ __ ] weird all the time you know you ever think about that i think about that a lot a geode oh my god oh my god it's a [ __ ] geode on x games mode i'm gonna break the [ __ ] out of these rocks dude whoa and there's a little lake down here for me to refill my watering can my can of water water hey give me a geode will ya or am i will you give me a geoder you all hear that noise y'all hear that funky little noise that's crazy that's crazy hmm look at all this whacking i'm doing you guys you guys seeing this you guys seeing the thwacking that i'm doing at eight what time does clint's thing close what i mean do you know what i mean jelly bean jelly beans i haven't added jelly beans to years years i tell you oh i can't make a scarecrow yet i can't do that yet well we're gonna go to clint's 4 30. see if i can make it there see if i can make it there congrats on one mill on instagram thank you so much you guys have been going crazy on instagram recently i don't know what's happening but i've been getting like 300 000 likes on some pictures on instagram and it makes me go wow that's a lot of likes why i wish i could go out and take more pictures and have pictures taken of me that's my issue guys i need to i need to force my friends to take more pictures of me it's not like this is relevant now because i haven't seen anybody any millennia but um [ __ ] i just missed it god damn it um but i'm always the one taking pictures of people people are never taking pictures of me you know what i mean here hold on i'm gonna post a picture right now i'm gonna post a picture right now i'm gonna take a picture right now and everybody has to like it and if you don't i'm gonna be really upset deal sounds like a deal to me hold on hold on let's see hold on it's hard to find pictures on instagram huh and you all have to like comment and subscribe on the instagram post okay deal deal deal do we have a deal do we have a deal where the hell is it i have a certain photo i have a particular set of skills all right oh i should pause the game how do i pause the game i don't know it's fine whatever i don't care all right it's on the gram go get it go get it gamers go and get it gamers go get that brad gamers amy nice comment of just like comment subscribe thank you yeah let's see how many comments we can get on this just comment like comment subscribe on that post so that's spammy am i gonna get banned from it why would i get banned for other people's comments it's like when youtube was like hey if somebody posts a comment that's [ __ ] sketchy in your comment section then you're going to get penalized for it it's like oh yeah that makes sense that's so stupid i'm just gonna say hi to everybody i've said hi to all these people except for maybe you it's nice to meet you hi leah thank you it's nice to meet you all right 3 000 likes in 50 seconds that's the power of dumb [ __ ] internet things [Laughter] i am very grateful to be where i'm at very extremely i can't even tell you how much you guys have changed my life but it is so stupid seeing the attention that some [ __ ] gets on the internet it's so dumb like that post i just posted it has 5 000 likes already that's so stupid that is the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard hi space i'm gonna go to sleep for the night and i'm gonna go i can't wait until i can get a [ __ ] haircut oh and then i'll get my hair dyed white i forgot about that that's gonna be crazy dude what's going on oh wonderful i've got this right over here the internet is pretty wild it do be wild dude [Music] it do be hashtag crazy but i appreciate all of it i love you guys thank you for being here thank you on uh what's today tuesday monday on a monday morning 11 38 am it's still technically morning for me i don't want i need to be like even bullied tomorrow for me it's still the morning i don't want to hear it thank you for being here and spending your day with me i appreciate it all right seven more people that i've gotta that i've gotta find there's a little guy there [Music] do who do i still have to meet oh the old people that's right george what's good my guy and you granny evelyn that's your name but we can call her granny have we met yet yes your penny oops thank you so much for the five gifted the five gifted i why does anybody watch anything that i do you know everything about that i think about that instantly scenes for sale oh [Music] let's get a bean starter okay mac thank you so much for the thousand bits why do you keep giving me money you don't need to do that hey hey hey hey hey hey hey have we met are you the one who just moved in i am i am i yams i don't think that i'm gonna be able to find the potato in time i tosh i have dinner at 1pm what what that doesn't make any sense wait are uh are closed captions not turned on i turned them on i literally turned them on maybe i have to redo it because i restarted the stream that's probably why boop boop boop there we go should be good now sorry about that guys [Music] is he playing on controller yeah i'm playing on pc but i'm just using a an xbox controller why did i do that wow a leak isn't that fun isn't that fun wow wow i love leeks we do be vibing is this just the standard farm uh-huh [Music] my she whiz there's a whole lot of stuff down here in there [Music] willow curse it's like a whole ass maze down here [Music] can't do nothing can't go nowhere my inventory is full have i met you yet yeah i just want to meet the people there's probably certain places that i should just be going to meet said people but it's fine can i go on the wizards house yet it's locked have i met jas yet i think i have learn how to count lol l-o-l [Music] only leah's friends can enter oh did ames just call nelly's mama milf i thought maybe i thought amy was calling leah a milf i don't even know if leah has a daughter or a son a child [Music] oh no it's nellie's mama milf i'm sam good to meet you hi sam hi there sam oh we should go to the dude i don't i have enough [ __ ] i need 25 25 golden coins i need 25 sweet sweet golden coins damn it damn it oh people hey oh so many people wait you victor sorry your name vincent close i was close enough uh one more person oh it's the it's the wizard then it's just the wizard i can still be with the wizard question have a question no no no no no go back um i have a question what does this do what happens with this does it give me money because i need money it does nothing right now okay is this open yet it's locked [Music] look and i'll leave it at that i'm going to put the i'm going to put a leak in here i know that that's controversial but i'm going to do it i'm going to do it you can do anything just happy no a knife now watch watch this gamers you might be thinking ethan why did you do that i'll show you i'll show you that's why la guys i'm going to bed for the night all right i'm going to bed i know it's early bolt hey bubba stop licking your paws thank you wait can i not yes i've got 60 g's baby this is early for you i know crazy right oh baby it's raining you love to see it all right we're going to go and get these things can i ask you something you talking to [Music] me the way spencer just listens what do you mean you don't know if he was listening at all you couldn't even see him don't act like you know my dog ah jeez which big city goth gf are you going for ethan there's only one big titty goth gf what do you mean and it's abigail the love of my life jesus izzy thank you so much for the tier one tam champ thank you so much for the tier one bye babe thank you so much for the prime meadow thank you so much for the tier one for six flipping months dude [Music] i'm just gonna fish over here until the time is right spencer can please i don't have it set up right now sorry come on there it is whoa what the [ __ ] what the hell why not i just don't have it set up right now jesus yeah bo can you not thanks appreciate it [Music] buddy [Music] burr hello can i have a fish please how much do those string lights cost like the ones back here the little christmas lights [ __ ] uh i don't know they're cheap they're probably like eight bucks or something i just got them at like home depot they're just christmas lights you can get them anyway [Music] smallmouth bash all right now we've got the time dude oh we can do two processed geodes okay now i should be good oh copper whoa what is that jamborite and now i will take them to the museum [Music] hey there fella abysmal not a single piece in the entire collection hey man don't worry i got you baby hey don't worry i got you i got you the [ __ ] is my hair doing all the time it's terrible all the time remarkable it's very old officer b thank you so much yeah i'll donate some stuff to you let me give you some some jamboree whatever this is i can decide where it goes that's wonderful well that's wonderful well isn't that just cunning excuse me sorry guys better out than in i i always i always i always say i would like to put quartz on my great grandfather's tombstone okay sorry sorry sorry i'm assuming the mine isn't open yet maybe it is who knows i don't think it will be though okay george yeah rough are you ff oh it is open i might be able to go and find some stuff down here oh and it's a good part of the morning too is this game worth it uh it depends on what you like in a game i guess [Music] i always think that that question is funny i'm not trying to call you out who asked unwanted i'm not i'm not calling you out or anything but i always think that that question is funny like is this game worth it and it's like well i mean it depends on what you like in games like is call of duty worth it for a 60 game i don't know maybe if you like shooters like if you like that kind of game maybe it is but like if this is more your style game than call of duty probably isn't worth it because you probably won't like it so they are very very different are you uh you picking up what i'm putting down there [Music] papa i need to find the hole where's the hole aha whoa what is this topaz topaz that is insane that's just crazy in it in internet internet hey we found quartz all right let's see give me a little slime guy give me a little slime guy where is it where is the hole i need to be careful about my energy too come on come on bud there it is here we go there's five anything down here that i want to nope nope nope all right now we'll go back and we will who was it george george is the old fella hmm george where are you george hi george hiya georgie hiya georgie oh sebastian you are so mysterious okay uh seeing this house georgian here he is hey there oh she's had anybody look perfect yay thank you george that's great not great i have 353 daughters now welcome to pierre's i would like to buy some potatoes can i get some leaks no no no no no no die die this game has calm energy it's very very calm very very very comfortable i wish i had money to subscribe that is totally fine don't worry about it you just being here is enough dear potatoes there we are we go how long did it take for beans to grow i want that i wonder can i make a scarecrow yet no no i can't i'm gonna move yeah that looks good yeah that looks good to be that's christmas to me are clams worth stuff we're gonna find out trial and error folks we'll figure it out let's figure it out okay let's go inside let's sleep the night away huh i hope it's still raining tomorrow so then we don't have to water our plants claims are worth 50 or 10. interesting a cherry bomb ooh wow 435 golden coins [Applause] hell yeah baby we got a furnace [Music] uh oh i need to slice 10 slimes 10 little slimy boys 10 little slimy bowies let's refill my thing [Music] and let's water some palaeon tests [Music] so [Music] hmm do i have a dinette i do not ah i need more copper okay i'm gonna keep a couple parsnips just in case i get some sort of thing if somebody wants a parsnip then i have one you know ego thank you so much uh levi thank you so much for the tier one appreciate it road to miss prime thank you so much for the prime wreck thank you so much tiny peach thank you i appreciate you all locked no no no no you will die are there different fish in the ocean versus the rivers and ponds and lakes and stuff i would assume so but maybe they're all the same hey he's up palpatine thank you thank you for getting my wrath points [Music] auga tricky little feather a tricky little fella a sardine aha what if you've got in here [Music] fine don't be there whatever i'm gonna go to the shop let's go to the beach beach let's go to the beach beach ninja minjaj bella thank you so much for the gifted shirt appreciate it all right all right oh oh man i'm too gold off for being able to do both of my g8s that's a bobber that's a big bumper that's right process these geodes all right here's the thing guys i'm gonna assume that a sardine probably isn't worth that much he's going in the trash process magics can't afford it you can sell the shell at willy's and get instant money well if willy was there i could do that go plant your parsnips okay amy easy with the back seats all right amy i don't want to have to tell you again that's your first warning and your final warning stream thank you so much for the prank i appreciate it don't fire amy i might if i get pushed enough three little things [Music] [Music] oh my god please good excellent good oh are these mixed seeds come on smell planting you know if you got them plant them that was funny no not that i get frog froze why squirrel this wildlife everywhere pierre jacks up his prices we live in a society here's the thing um hello demetrius here it is when will it be unlocked [Music] oh i can do my dude no i miss my window [Music] my window to the window to the wall to the window whoa did you sweet why isn't the community center open yet am i doing something wrong i feel like it usually is open in like the first couple of days she watched love island season five not season five [Music] um [Music] hmm oh i didn't plant one of my things oh i will plant some of these mixed berries who knows what they could be and that's the most fun thing about them you know it's a nice little surprise it's a nice little surprise for carl weezer jimmy's mom it's a nice surprise for jimmy's mom for yemi's man [Music] i can now craft a scarecrow you love seeing it don't you i know i love seeing it it was [ __ ] wanna use get out you [ __ ] i'll kill you in your sleep all right i definitely need more wood [Music] get the worms where how do i get worms there's a chords in the ground catalina thank you so much for the um gifts it's thank you for seeing prancing the little wiggly boys in the ground how do i get him that's not how i killed them with your hoe i need 50 wood oh i need coal is there any coal in here oh my god i keep pressing b by accident come on i should probably make one more but we'll get to it look at us doing our farmer thing be wonderful well isn't that just wonderful my back hurts the music is a vibe isn't it amy what did you say what the hell did you just say i didn't say anything amy's not a mod anymore you unmodded yourself how did you unmod yourself and why how do you unmod yourself i didn't even know you could do that just do hashtag slash on mod now i know how to i know how to mod people and how to unmod people i didn't know that you could unmod yourself as a mod though interesting very interesting well amy i'm gonna i'm gonna give you a little slice of life here you know i'm gonna remind you what it's like what it's like to uh you know be a be a normal citizen for the rest of the stream all right you'll get your modding privileges back but i think i think that you need to um i need to i think you need to gain some perspective okay you will get your modding privileges back at the end of the stream you know you don't know what you what you got until it's gone so you know i think that maybe you'll [Music] one of the many streams amy is awake for and this happens no no well well you've said suffer i did mm-hmm uh uh uh mac why why why why [Music] oh wait i should go back in and find the thing so then i can meet the wizard i can still be with the wizard you can have all i ever wanted i know but i don't want it no i can't want it more is there a mod strike happening [ __ ] christ yeah if you want i don't care the chat will just be chaos i'm not gonna mod my own chat you think i'll mod my own chat who do you think i am huh listen times i'm a famous twitch streamer i can't even say that with a straight face wow yes [Music] hmm there we go oh two little beanstalks oh yes yes yes yes did one of the mods disable slow mode ethan what have you done i didn't do anything what are you talking about i haven't done anything cool there we go just put it on sub only in 120 seconds slow mode got them hit him with an emote only run an ad real quick here we go you think you're above me you think you can just go around willy nilly [Music] you have no power here oh oh wait oh i need to go to the um the wizard what i've worked and waited for i can have all i ever wanted i know but i don't want it no i can't want it [Music] anymore something has changed within me something is not the same i'm sick of playing by the rules of someone else's game so much for second guessing oh wait too late four seconds you see too late to go back to sleep [Music] close close my eyes in leap is time i try before you grab the e i'm flying i i'm defying gravity soon i'll match them in renown oh i need to check my mailbox i'm a [ __ ] idiot and nobody in all of us now we said that there is always is ever gonna bring me down that one mounts the wicked bring me down you guys know that i'm song funny i'm very funny soon i'll match them in renaissance nobody in all of all my we said [Music] is i saw wicked live not on broadway but i've seen it live in the fair ah i think it was pantages that did it in l.a i'm pretty sure it was pantages it was wonderful it was it was so great so so good the alphabet was really really good but the glinda was a perfect perfect so in london [Music] hello mr wizard you mean elphaba that's what i i said elphaba what do you mean you talking about did i say alphabet did i say it in a british accent because that's probably why i said it like that did i say alpha book alphabet [Music] can i uh links here nope got him look at the little slimy apple dude look at a little slimy apple dude your billing information paperwork i'm about to do drugs with the wizard don't do drugs with wither wizards kids unless he's got a cool cowboy hat on like this dude then fine you are so beautiful to me can't you see you're everything i hope for your everything i need you are so beautiful [Music] pack it up spongebob oh my god oh my god that's embarrassing that is so embarrassing oh my god cool kid man i'm calling you out by name that is embarrassing embarrassing thinking that's spongebob oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my god uncultured uncultured yeah never seen little rascals come on come on pack it up alfalfa all right spongebob [Music] um mac why are you gifting more subs why are you doing this why thank you very much but why but why can't i [Music] [Music] i think that they should have um i think that they should have andy from the office dude the soundtrack so it's [Music] just [Music] ah wow nice kyrie i'm so sorry if i'm butchering that name thank you so much for the sub [Music] boom [Music] oh [Music] um [Music] yeah amy keep the modding up to the mods all right thanks uh can i ban amy do whatever you want ellie i don't care [Laughter] i don't care ban amy and then have amy submit an unbanned form or whatever stating the reasons why she should be unbanned i wanted an mla format i know oh my water [Music] i'm gonna use the rest of my energy to clear out some stuff around here [Music] oh [Music] oh my mom just got her youtubes in the mail that's cute that's cute in it excuse me [ __ ] gross so what does it say what do you mean what does it say you want to see the youtube i mean i've shown the youtubes oops a bunch of times this is the youtubes it's me pretty fun so hmm hi mom i'm streaming you're on you're on speed you're on speaker oh well i just got my youtubes i'm so excited he's so adorable and i will take care of him so well and keep him warm and safe okay cool i hope everyone else loved their youtubes as much as i love my youtubes okay i'm sure they do just as much as i love you okay i am i'm sure they do they do all right have fun streaming hi everyone they all say hi all right bye-bye all right love you bye love you bye cool bye ooh check unban requests says nelly all right see what's up let's see what's up here i don't even know where that is let's see where is that being actually have no oh it's in mod view okay let's see here real quick uh uh uh uh uh unban requests here we go um ah you can't see it because my face is in the way hold on here it is an unban request select deny sure you want to deny the selected request the user will remain banned and will not be able to create another request yes i can still unban right i can still unban correct or can i not unban you can't that's funny all right well i'll fine i'll approve the request for now that would have been so funny if i accidentally just perma-banned amy and i couldn't undo it that would have been pretty funny amy admit it it would have been funny it would have we would have been having a big old rough you love having a laugh there's one thing i know about you amy you love having a laugh oh i can uh what who have i not met who have i not met a what i've met everyone i've met what i've literally met everybody because it says if you haven't met them it has a question mark next to the name or where their name would be but i've met everybody 27 out of 28 but look see these they would have a question mark on them if i haven't met them yet and i've met everybody the wizard a lot and no but i've met them see because their name is here and they're huh oh it's raining go to the main menu oh i have all these things wow i really have not played a lot of this game at all yeah what the [ __ ] that's so weird uh i'm going to brb real quick oh we got la that's a lot of sounds going on right huh i haven't promised i don't know like bill well for you i'm going to go to the bathroom real quick brb um [Music] i'm gonna go to the bathroom i'll be back i'll be back in a minute so okay back back i guess i should have maybe paused but whatever whatever oh i should go and check the the good old bulletin board shouldn't i all right i'm gonna take down this grass there's so much grass everywhere that if i take down this chunk it's gonna be fine and it's annoying me because i wanna just be able to walk through here freely okay it's fine it'll be okay it'll be fine [Music] diamond you want it sometime today caroline yeah that's not gonna happen i'll accept your terms but it's just not gonna [Music] happen [Music] bye [Music] do [Music] where is elliot where is he i gave him a clam they give him a claim the secret tunnel through the mountains secret sacred secret secret tunnel only elliot's friends can enter uninvited all right where's the boy with the long hair where's the boy where's the boy with the long hair huh huh where is he are you gonna romance abigail abigail abigail abigail where is the long-haired boy the long-haired boy who frolicks in the woods hmm join us thrive that's weird i scheduled a vet appointment for spencer for tomorrow i did that today and then they called me this is like two hours ago that i that i called them um and then they called me just now to confirm the appointment which i guess they always have to do the day before the appointment so i kind of get it but i was just like i just called you guys to make this appointment i don't know okay secret colo no phone voice for the sims well i wasn't sure what the phone call was about okay getting another phone call but i'm not gonna take that phone call right now not the time i see one one farmer boy ashley hi you inspired me to stream stardew valley because i've been playing it on my switch and i've been having a lot of fun and then i was like what if i played it on stream where is elliot where is he he's not on the beach he's not on the beach so where could he be who knows he stays in this house on rainy days okay all right well well well well well well well secret tunnel secret tunnel through the mountain secret secret secret secret tunnel elliot more like smelly it oh my god dude you just destroyed that mans absolutely destroyed that man's that whole man's i'm gone now because of you and gone now ah guys daniel radcliffe just finished cleaning everybody give it up give it up for daniel give it up for your good old daniel radcliffe thank you yes stan yes charlie daniel radcliffe just finished cleaning what do you mean what do you mean what it's obvious isn't it what don't you get about it charlie what don't you get do do do a statement doesn't provide clarity well i told you i've told you guys about daniel radcliffe right i've told you guys about daniel radford daniel radcliffe who cleans my home every day except for the weekends i give him the weekends off you guys know daniel radcliffe you know daniel radcliffe i can't pass out in the woods gotta get home [Music] do you want to be super hot and sexy go get some crank gameplays merch funny stuff i'll replace i'm getting a little hungry [Music] you see this dog here i see him i thought it's sitting outside the entrance to your farm i think it's a stray poor thing seems to like this place i think this farm can use a good dog yes name what should we name the dog i'm not gonna name it spencer there's only one of those i'm sorry bubba i said your name yeah there's only one of those only one only one [Music] um oh we're going to name him linus tech tip linus tech tips won't fit when his tech tip is you be a good boy now okay okay damn it i should have named him joe biden that's so funny [Music] look at all my crops no no do look at all these boys i'm picking up perfect how long does it take for beans to grow this gee whiz seems like it takes quite a bit of time my eye is itchy and now it's watery we did it joe we did it we did it joe god i love that it's so much so funny it's your face so how y'all doing okay secret tunnel joe biden did you just [ __ ] on my bed it could happen you never know oh i hate wednesdays i hate wednesdays [Music] there we go [Music] come on guys where are you where is he eliot elliott elliot alien elliott well [Music] uh [Music] he's not in here he said that he would be at the library and he's not at the library he leaves his house at noon okay okay okay okay there's still time there he is finally jesus elias god foreign give someone a gift uh you want a rock here you want a rock or present thank you i know i know cool beans got him got him got him wow [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [ __ ] i thought that i could get to the mine from there but i can't i just can't do that you've probably been asked this eight a hundred thousand times um i am romancing abigail my big titty goth gf that's right ashley that's right now let's find the little thing with the thing and the thing you know let's find these funny little stairs oh my you're romantic heart uh ashley two uh abigail two whoa whoa wow not even fighting back that's kind of sad come on feeling exhausted already can i eat this can i eat this wait how do i eat it eat it yummy yummy yummy well guess i can't really do anything can i i'm kind of helpless all right all right i need to get food because i am feeling tired because i haven't eaten i ate i ate you should never eat strange food coming cave amber it's not from a cave it's from the ocean it was from the ocean dude this is from the ocean i didn't need anything from the cave i just i found our ocean that's fine morning good morning did the water roll me plants yes i did okay okay okay okay okay uh oh oh secret tunnel okay okay oh he's dragging his little tail what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing [Music] okay your breathing is really loud dog i'm gonna leave sorry what do we want to eat what do we want to eat what do we want to eat what do i want to put food [Music] three three eight you know you guys ever think about that i think about it all the time [Music] constantly [Music] hmm okay okay okay ready chat this one's for you god my hair is [ __ ] ridiculous hi uh i was gonna place an order online but i have a peanut allergy i was just wondering if you guys use any peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen i uh i haven't looked yet i was just asked yeah cool thank you i'm on hold thank you bye-bye uh there you go good enough chat i truly hope they heard that they didn't i muted myself uh what am i doing ordering food from the place that i literally just called i love having adhd my anything permanence is not there that smell can't you smell that smell [Music] ooh that smell smell the ba [Music] buh i'll do that wacky slush yo okay um [Music] did twitch break while i was doing that mm-hmm hold on hold on hold on hold on let me find you guys a funny tick tock [Music] ready [Music] oh it's so good i love it so much it's very funny any alright you're pudgy can i get now whatever oh i'll go beat his sword oh my god i almost died i almost died i almost died look how late it is look how late it is just that wacky slush amber sent me a ticket [Laughter] is i'm sorry that i'm just watching this tech talking not showing it to you this kid does not like the whipped cream and it's really funny [Music] this kid is like shaking because he doesn't like the whipped cream that's funny i'm getting light-headed oh i'm getting light-headed oh i am lightheaded whoa like grape upon that wacky slash potatoes potatoes give me my potatoes give me a potato my inventory is full no no [Music] my inventory wonky slush pick up the [ __ ] potato thank you i lost my ax thank you abigail i don't even know if that was abigail this that walkie walky slush inventory i'm lightheaded cause i haven't eaten food in a sec i ate breakfast but now it's 1 20 p.m [Music] excuse me i'm very attractive if eat i just ordered food my guy huh i just ordered food my guy you can calm down okay i've got to sit here for a minute and wait for the shop to open up till 9 00. drink water i'm drinking i just drank water in front of you the option to sub has completely disappeared from twitch no i'm a lot today oh my god are you drunk yeah i'm drunk is eef drunk i should just make shirts that say are you drunk on them did you take your meds today no i ran out of my meds five days ago and i can't uh get a hold of my doctor so that's really good that's lovely that's lovely super lovely you love to see it super lovely process my [ __ ] ass dude ah it's gold [ __ ] dude it's jagawite i don't know what that is a.m to 6 p.m it's 9 20. oh i clicked i'm an idiot i'm a [ __ ] idiot dude [Music] let's put this right in the middle huh yes that's lovely lovely watch american horror story don't tell me what to do are you eve can i get an hour pretty good pretty good pretty good pretty good pretty good what am i doing i don't know what am i doing i don't know robin's lost axe oh no i think i remember is it does it go to different places every time because i'll remember where it is if it's in the same place i think it's up over here maybe it's not i don't remember our hour can i have an hour hour can i please get an hour sorry chad that wasn't me actually actually asking for an hour that was just me saying something over and over again because that's the only thing that's in my brain and i just keep saying it and i just keep saying it and it don't stop coming local wizard in search of fresh herring the wizard will be pleased i'd love to please the wizard i can still [ __ ] the wizard woo [Music] bye daisy daisy give me your answer though i'm half crazy all for the laugh of you i wish i could emote only ethan i won't have a stylist marriage i can't afford the carriage but you look sorry at the top of the seat of a bicycle my football [Music] [ __ ] no give me a herring it really shows that you ran out of meds i didn't run out of 80d meds i ran out of anti-anxiety meds so the nights are great folks [Laughter] be a herring it's an anchovy it's a [ __ ] anchovy all right hello willy i'd like to give you something i'd like to give this to you oh yeah training rod what's the difference oh yo me about hov about hey i got the present i got depressed yeah it's a [ __ ] sardine oh wow a stone i don't want it [Music] favorite tick-tock that i saw the other day oops my favorite tech talk the other day that i saw list people always ask me do i have top energy or do i have bottom energy [ __ ] i got no energy i'm depressed it's so good come on keep it there we go i really really do hate the fishing in this game it is so annoying god it's annoying i don't want a sardine i want a herring dude come on my guy my dude my guy my boy my son please let me just explain i only do this twice to preserve the family name manifest the herring okay how do i become a mod so you gotta use these these strats gamers you gotta you gotta do the thing so then the thing and then you get the thing huh i don't think the wizard is getting a [ __ ] herring today my guy i'm gonna sell these fish secret tunnel secret tunnel through the ass okay that's quite enough out of you ethan that's quite enough your mother would be ashamed and your father stinks of elderberries what did he say what did he say where's my food where's my food please i just want some food i am really really really [ __ ] hungry [Music] souffle [Music] oh [Music] get up come on get down with the sickness your mother get up come on get down with the sickness you [ __ ] get up come on get down with the sickness open up your head let it pour into me you guys know richard cheese good old dick cheese how do i craft a furnace oh i don't have enough uh uh uh uh uh uh uh [Music] oh how large of an area does a scarecrow use hmm hi mister 8x8 okay so this can probably work right hold me close and hold me fast this magic spell you cast this is lovey oh why is it when you kiss me heaven sighs and though i close my eyes i see livy oh closet when you press me to your heart i'm in a world apart well it's still raining you love to see it baby baby egg festival whoa [Music] [Music] boom and when baby everyday words seem to [Music] turn into love songs give your heart and soul to me and life will always be let me be your rose [Music] just gonna wait for the thing just gonna wait for the thing hey just gotta wait for the thing just just gotta wait for the thing [Music] [Music] ooh do phone voice no oh you're open already huh donate to the museum tell me something about this gunther huh pretty boy my dad texted me what did my dad text me he said are you expecting something from paypal i don't think so sometimes [ __ ] gets sent to my dad's house back home because hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa he was really running all over the place really running all over the place see here's the thing that we're about to do and it's gonna be real nice i'm gonna plant a fart ton of things is this a good idea should i get more expensive things [Music] like sugar whoa what should i get what's the best thing to get cauliflower gave you the most money we're about to plant some cauliflower aren't we iron tweet i'm wearing my granny sweatshirt again look at me look at me look at me look at me i'm so hungry i'm just so hungry i'm just so hungry i'm a hungry i'm a hungry little boy secret tunnel secret tunnel through the mountains secret sacred secret sacred tunnel all right where's robin's axe do we know where robin's x is i'm so hungry you guys so hungry what i'm gonna do actually with no i want a geode i don't care about these stones whoa whoa why is my controller [ __ ] up total earnings wow gives me my gives me my net worth everybody always wanted to know what's crank gameplay's net worth and now here it is right in front of you right in front of your faces there you go total earnings now you know it is um very hilarious seeing the range um of what the internet thinks that i've made it's very very funny there's such a wide not just for me but literally for like every content creator the range is so wide it's very funny i'm priceless you sure are nelly you sure are i just want a geodesic i just want a little geodesic [Music] uh [Music] secret panel just so unnecessary now i've got myself a jailed i've got myself a cappella to you it's now just a wee little dude just a little one can we make it no i'm going to bed i'm going to bed dog i'm going to bed going to bed i know my dad's entire work call just heard you moan what's up daddy i'm curating such good content right now [Laughter] valkyrie are you gonna ban me from twitch please please it's jokes please look at these little plants that i've got so cute so cute look at these little fellas it's just a little dog in it i've got so many little plants here that are just doing wonders in my garden i love my little garden it's my special place my lovely blaze my special little lovely place i've got no more water gobble me swallow me my order is on the move hear that gamers it's on the move oh quit your yapping oh quit your japan his ball is in it what do i do what do i do oh i fill it up with water there you go i thought you call it okay wow there's a leak where's the leak ma'am my back hurts oh it's egg time baby yes look at this hold on i can make it better [Music] let's start the egg hunt [Laughter] i almost said something horrible horrible see everyone ready let the hunt begin get out of here vincent i'll kill you i will straight up kill you i will [ __ ] murk you dude if you get in between me and my eggs you're done you're dead you're done okay you're dead look at all these eggies i'm finding oh my gosh oh my gosh can i go around the back don't you dare touch that egg i don't want to talk to you about the eggs i want to get the eggs for myself oh my gosh he always kind of smell [Music] yes [Music] only if i could get you kids to pick up the litter and the this efficiency would have the claims down this time and kimchi thanks lou if i'm not the winner of the egg hunt he's my big titty goth gf2b so i'll let it slide i'll let it slide what did abigail get [Music] what a shame our hour how far away is my food how far away is my food how far away is my food how far away is my food how far away [Music] he didn't buy strawberry seeds oh sorry that's where the the good ol cookie crumbles sometimes you know two weeks wow wow wow wow what why what we are you know wow wow what we want hour can i get an hour hour not from you chat that was a rhetorical i said that was a rhetorical hour do you know what rhetorical means chat idiots [Laughter] you know i'm joking you know i'm joking you know i'm joking hey hey you know i'm joking right you know i'm joking i don't think you're [Music] stupid [Laughter] [Music] excuse me doggy hi doggie hi doggy hey there bud let's get some nips out of the ground huh [Laughter] what's the one that has a star next to it what does that mean oh it's just extra i see do i get more money from it maybe let's go to the farm boy not the farm let's go to the thing the thing what am i talking about uh better quality keep it uh we're gonna go to the geode master clint was it a gold quality parsnip we've got it earth crystal clay what's this earth crystal like mister stop screaming lemon a new reward a new reward i'll go and see what it is lemon all right in the meantime trying to keep the spam to a minimum lemon try and keep a wholesome chat here you know talk to him for the reward i'll go back i'll go back are you happy lemon huh i don't even know what this is [Music] [Music] careful with caps i can be concerned spam [Laughter] i got clay two smallmouth bass that's not a bad deal i can dress [Laughter] i don't want to have to remind you again about um about caps right it's my final warning sunfish damn oh man shira feel free to feel free to feel free to time out to time out lyman i don't think a band is necessary yet but [Music] but uh feel free to feel free to time out [Music] oh i should i should keep fishing actually i should keep fishing [Music] be another sunfish i'm sick of this this this bowl this malarkey as joe biden would say we did it joe oh i've got a small mouth oh i've done it let's go eat don't forget to drink some water i'm gonna drink a little stream oh [Applause] so this this dude's gonna give me a hundred bucks just for catching these fish he doesn't even want the fish he just wants what does he want get out of here elliot god of the sea well here's the thing i don't want to sell them to him there we go thank you and now i will sell my fish back to the sea where's the leak ma'am where's my food it's more like it [Music] you know you ever think about it who's hotter me or that animated fox be honest oh my god this is why we should ban amy birds so [Music] um excuse me i burped [Music] sorry spencer day 14 15. here's what i want now here's what i want gamers gamers there's beans there's beans look at him their key is can be [Applause] oh my god do i have to replant bleep blings or do they just stay they probably just stay don't they [Music] [Music] wonderfulness [Music] what about the silver parsnip should i keep it should i leave it look at those parsnips i no get rid of okay [Music] great leaves my food should be here any minute any minute now in a minute i'll don't forget to water your cauliflower so don't worry i'm just going to go and get some more seeds 20 i might have that i may actually have that many oars those orville redenbachers i'll be back in a sec did they deliver it to the right place hear me do do how do i pause the game legitimately i have no idea how do i pause do i just exit the title how do i do it how did it cut it press e that pauses it lopes is here sick dude sick dude [Music] [Music] i'm so hungry wonky slush wonky slush baby i got mediterranean food i'm excited about this food wacky slush because you didn't have to give subs thank you what a sweetheart what a [ __ ] sweetheart [Music] [Music] [Music] how's everybody doing huh [Music] wow lemon thank you so much for the five gift that's so nice of you appreciate it lemon kind of cringe using money to try and become a mod yeah kind of cringe lemon i just bought started last night oh dude we should play stardew that'd be fun start a little farm together you know live a life on the farm a happy life a simple life you know a hard work in life i'm eating lamb by the way if you wanted to know [Music] [Music] um i wish that i could be a vegetarian or a vegan and people are like but ethan you can theoretically i can i don't have the willpower though i don't have the like i don't know i don't have the hutzpah to cut that much stuff out of my diet you know what i mean what i mean what i mean i wish i could but i feel like i don't have it in me i could maybe maybe go vegetarian i still don't think so because i just a lot of my diet honestly is meat i'm trying to buy my meat more um more i can't remember the the name for it but trying to get it from more humane sources than just like the grocery store ethically yes [Music] how is everybody to doing to doing today good crank how are you doing pretty good lemon doing pretty good very tired wacky slush i got yelled at by karen at work that's not fun that is no fun [Music] baby this hummus slaps [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] wow now this was a good meal but wait there's more there was another thing in here ooh ooh ooh a little ooh a little beef boy a little beef bucket what happened to your secret labs chair i just got a more ergonomic chair for my back um because well those kind of chairs are great they're not ergonomically wonderful and so sitting in it for as long as i do every day was really hurting my back so i got a new chair an expensive chair as well it is an expensive chair but i don't understand why everybody has such an issue with it like i feel like people are legitimately offended with how much money i spent on this chair it's not like i've spent some absolutely insane amount of money it's not like this chair was 10 grand do you guys you guys know how much like nice furniture is by the way like you guys know how much furniture is that like isn't is it a herman miller yeah it is so it's like an eighteen hundred dollar chair which is a really expensive share but i think that people forget because like ikea is such a huge thing and ikea is great but like not ikea chairs not ikea furniture that's like because ikea is good but like they don't last super long like it's cheaper it's cheaper furniture furniture costs so much so so so so much like i was looking at a new bed frame the other day that i want i don't think i'm gonna get it because i don't think i want to spend this much on a [ __ ] bed frame i was looking at this bed frame i really really loved it the bed the bed frame was 4 600 like furniture is ridiculously expensive so i just thought that it was funny i spent 3k plus in a mattress yeah sorry i just bought a new mattress recently and it was four grand i'm like people got all uppity about me buying a chair for eighteen hundred dollars when like [ __ ] sectionals are like eight exactly you easily spend eight or ten grand on a nice couch like easy [Music] furniture be way more expensive than you think chat and i don't wanna i don't wanna be a little chat i'm not trying to i'm not trying to make you feel shitty or anything but a lot of you are younger a lot of my demographic i know my demographic and a lot of you are younger and like still in high school or in college or just out of college so you really haven't had to like buy anything like furniture and stuff yet for the most part again not trying to belittle you well a lot of you guys don't really know how much you actually cost ethan you're 24. what's your point nelly nelly my point is not people's age necessarily it's that a lot of people in chat are younger and are like still in high school or like early college so people like don't actually um know how much things cost i just thought it was weird when people got like upset about how much i spent on this chair i was like yeah it's an expensive chair but like it's not a ludicrous price lol am a parent i have to adult it's expensive yeah i'm not saying all chat i'm not saying all of chat is younger but a lot of people again i'm not trying to throw shade or anything i just know what my demographic is a lot of you are younger of course there are people in here that are parents and are older than me there's a lot of people in chat in here that are older than me don't say your name and your name don't say your age chat if you're under 13 it's against the os and you could have your twitch account deleted forever yeah again chat i'm not trying to belittle you i'm just stating facts most of my audience is between 16 and 22 years old it's a majority of my audience that's all i'm saying that's all i'm saying calm down chat that's all i'm saying it's all i'm saying i'm so sorry prepping you for the future chat life is expensive very very very expensive adulting is expensive it sure do be it sure do be sure do do do [Music] um cut of water my little things gotta get them all watered um [Music] i will don't worry about it ow my foot hurts [Music] excuse me excuse me screw my let's come on okay yeah where's robin's [Music] ex c i'm about to bring in a hell of money tomorrow it's gonna be sick dude where's the leak ma'am wait robin what do you mean not robin leah i could go robin yeah bottom left like over over in here god i have a i have a pimple on the right right here and it's it's like at the stage where i know it would do a satisfying kind of pop and i'm just trying so hard to not touch it so hard because it'll go away in a few and oh and like i watch my face every morning and every night i'm trying to get better at like taking care of my skin but [ __ ] man i want to pop this pimple so [ __ ] bad gamers so good oh pimple patches you're right can't have those acne scars i have so much acne scars i got spooked i got spooked in the middle of the night okay what is this i want it that's a cool bush cool bush

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Id: RjMwAXuG4uc

Length: 200min 43sec (12043 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021