FAR CRY 5 (Honest Game Trailers)

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the following trailer is rated H for honest from the company it's made you climb more towers than a telephone repairman comes the newest open world tour the illegal force that's more American than an eagle firing an m16 while shotgun in a beer far cry 5 blast into the frenetic action of far cry once again as you return from your travels to tropical islands in far-flung mountain paradises to exotic Montana where you'll take down an insidious cult and dismantle their weird sovereign state in a GTA s cartoon of middle America where every house has a bunker the extremist militias a racially diverse and every person you meet is a redneck with a mullet and a quest to get their truck back in the gaming experience that really seemed like it was gonna have something to say about modern US politics but ended up being just another excuse to book on an ATV drop into the heartland of hope' County Montana and strap on the boots of the nameless view junior deputy that you'll customize with looks you'll never see because this is an FPS then team up with companions like grace the serious sniper cheeseburger the cult hating bear or Gary you'll rely friend who's kind of an [ __ ] to bring down the nefarious cult leader Joseph C and his dubious doomsday plan along with his lieutenants tell evangelist guy all right haircut guy and some sort of drug wizard by gunning your way through their seemingly limitless supply of bearded mountain lunatics and a plot line that unravels entirely if anyone has cell phone service although I guess if neither kidnapping the US Marshal or building the giant statue got the government to care nothing will build up your hashtag resistance in each of Far Cry fives three regions as you take down compounds and bunkers blow up the cult surprising amount of infrastructure explore the unique prepper stash puzzles and help random weirdos with their dumb problems until the game decides you were having too much fun and throws a bunch of planes and trucks at you then kidnaps you in the middle of your side missions to lecture you about sin or whatever in four story sequences that always in a feeling like they're trying a little too hard okay look one charismatic monologue a mastermind was RI but for someone please just throw me into a bear discover the unique open world of hope County that finally gets rid of the tower climbing and lets you discover new missions organically as you take time out of liberating the county to become a stunt driver play duck hunt fish like you're playing a JRPG and coordinate a testicle festival yes you heard me right testicle festival then if you just can't get enough Far Cry jump into the arcade mode where you can play endless badly made user maps and the most - top afterthought of a PvP mode to ever grace a Triple A game because YP designers to build it when your fans will do the work for free honestly it's the most American thing about this game so cry far and let's slip the dogs of war for some of the best Far Cry gameplay there's ever been in pop with a far cry ass narrative that started to feel like a parody of itself but that doesn't really matter because even if it was the best story they'd ever told it would still be overshadowed by the time you blew up a bear with dynamite story but they did not shoot the deputy revolver eats a lot surprise [ __ ] John Wayne Gacy shellshock Conor McGregor poison ivy Millenial Charles Manson clearly Denny McBride hillbilly Howard Hughes goth Croft she heard dingo dial quiet but with clothes the right to arm bears snagglepuss and the very best poi American cry five and you know what's better than beating someone down with a baseball bat beating someone down with like seven baseball bats comment below on what you want me to read in my epic boys I'd like to order a game hold the DLC I don't need people to help me grow up I drink milk would you be interested in a trade agreement with England my only weapon is my sassy air flips when life gives you lemons make orange juice
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Channel: Honest Game Trailers
Views: 2,426,308
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Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)
Published: Tue Apr 10 2018
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