Family Guy - Into Harmony's Way All Songs (Lyrics)

Alyssa Milano I knew you were gonna be hot when you were nine Every food tastes good with melted cheese I like twins unless they're siamese Don't store your condoms in your billfold Those things don't work if they get dry and old Broken rubber Broken ruuuubbeeeeer Cause I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet Credit card debt Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set Or this boba fett Credit card debt I can't poop in strange places I can only poop in my home It's as though I'm watched by strange faces It's why I never roam I've left Stewie alone with strangers To satisfy my fecal needs I've put my whole family in danger To poop before my anus bleeds Home bowl, home bowl You know just what I need Home bowl, home bowl Poop before my anus bleeds Have you ever put butter on a pop-tart It's so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a pop-tart If you haven't then I think you should I was sittin' in the kitchen one day and i was itchin' to full up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world And I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder and scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis or a rocket ship to venus I don't wanna win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a pop-tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a pop-tart If you haven't then I think you should Have you ever put butter on a Pop-tart It's so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop-tart If you haven't then I think you should Everyone from Florida is stupid Everyone from Florida is dumb I might not be the brightest guy but next to them my IQ's high. If they had guitars here's how they'd strum Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work The bathroom's full of poop and pee and now you've rubbed that on your teeth Like you're gonna kiss someone at three Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian Bitch! I don't even know why you are there Train on the water, boat on the track Train on the water, boat on the track My lady took a train across the Atlantic I hope it don't sink like the Titanic I went to the station, caught a boat downtown I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown Train on the water, boat on the track Train on the water, boat on the track This waitress is prettier than my wife I could kill my family with a knife We'll sail around the world by ship, I'll give my whole wad as a tip But first I'll kill my family with a knife Yes he's gonna kill his family with a knife Irregardless of this waitress I will kill them with a knife You never should look at your mothers boobies No matter how big and round they are You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar You never should look at your daddy's penis When he's walkin' down the hall on sunday morn An acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath to fetal pigs It'll make you wish you weren't even born Parents are gross I can't poop in strange places I'm so sorry that I left my family And that I decided to roam

Channel: Sändy

Views: 10,584,206

Keywords: Lyrics, Family Guy (TV Program), Family, Song, Way, Song (Airline), Full, Always, Album, You, New, All, Screen, Need, Full Song, Songs, Griffin, Wlyrics, Official, Brian, Gotta, Out, Easy, Own

Id: bUlWDF1jTuo

Length: 6min 9sec (369 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2013