- It's been so long. - Where the heck did you go? - You went away. You sold your house. - I left you. - You moved to New York. It was a bad break up,
but I was like, "This is for me and I need this." - You needed some space. - Yeah, I needed some space. - Oh no. - When are you
moving to New York? - You're still living with
that lady, Emily Blunt? - Pretty sure that's
her name, yeah. It's hard with all the accents,
but I think it's Emily, yeah. - Emily Blunt is-- you two are just the
sweetest, most talented-- - Oh thank you. - What a talented
couple you two are, too. - She raises our stock up. She sort of tips the
stock up in our favor. - I can't wait for Mary
Poppins to come out. That's going to be amazing. - Yeah, it's awesome. - She just did that. - You guys know
Mary Poppins, right? - You remember that? - Yeah. - She just did that. And then since I've seen
you, I met your little girl up north in Montecito at
the [INAUDIBLE] Ranch, which is no longer there. - Which is terrifying. - Yes, but now you
have a new little girl. - We have number two. Her name is Violet. - I thought her
name was Number Two. - Number Two? - Who named her? - Yeah, I was a big Dr.
Seuss fan, so I was like, "Just Number Two is fine." - You named her Number Two. - Yeah. - Violet. - Violet. - Violet. - Yeah. - And the first one is? - Hazel. - Hazel. You see, it's been so
long I forgot her name. - You forget the
names, it's cool. The last time they were
popular was in 1890, so you're like, "We're safe. We're safe." Yeah. - No one's going to have
another Hazel in class. And how are they? - They're amazing. They're so much fun. I feel like every
time people talk about their kids on this people
are like, "We all have kids." But they're amazing. And they're geniuses. No, Violet was very funny. The other day it was a rainy day
and I was trying to be a dad, and I started singing her song,
which is already a bad thing. And there's this
song for kids that goes "Roly poly roly poly." You guys don't it? Oh that's weird. And all of a sudden
Violet, who's 18 months, went, "Yeah, baby." That deep. And I was like,
"Emily, first of all had she heard the song before? Second of all, what was that?" And she's like,
"I have no idea." Three days we have no
idea what that was. Then we turned it on the car
and it was like "Roly poly," and at the end of the song this
guy just comes in and goes, "Yeah, baby." And I'm not kidding, she looked
at me like, "Are we good?" That's what that was. Like, "Dad, you don't
get me all ready." - Oh my god, that's hilarious. - It was weird. - And in that deep voice. - In that deep voice. - She's perfect. - She's this big. And she was like, "Yeah, baby." - That's extra tiny. - Yeah, she's very small. - She's very, very small. I have this on here for a
reason because Blake Shelton-- - Because you like
Blake Shelton. - Yeah. Well, he's the sexiest
man alive and I'm sorry that you lost out, but
you're in this section "Geeky to Gorgeous." - Oh boy. - Yeah. [CHEERING] - Wow. Oh good, they showed
a high school picture. - Yeah. - Oh, that's great. [LAUGHTER] Oh great. Perfect, you made it bigger. - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, that's what
everybody wants, right? - All right. - You guys all want to see
your high school pictures? - Yeah. I think it's great when you
go through an awkward phase. It's horrible when you're
just like constantly popular or gorgeous your whole life. - That must be the worst. - Yeah. It must be. I don't know what that's
like, but it must be. - I'm still in my awkward phase. Look at these pants. - I like them. - Thank you, I like them too. - Well, then why did you
you say it like that? - Because it's like an
awkward phase, but it's cool. It's "Geeky to
Gorgeous," come on. - I like it. And you are gorgeous. - Thank you. - Do the girls like the beard? That must be fun for
them to play with. - It is, yes. They love it I thought
they'd be terrified, and then I shaved
it after the movie. In the movie I have the
beard, and I shaved it and my 3-year-old said,
"What happened to the beard?" And I said, "Oh, I shaved it,
you know, and it's so smooth. You can touch it." And she went, "Put it back." [LAUGHTER] And I went, "Well,
I'm not a Lego guy. I can't just snap it back. It's going to take some time." - But you did it. - I did it and I
put it back for her. - You listened to your daughter. - Yeah, of course. - Does Emily like it too? She must like it also. - She does like it. - Yeah. - Which again, I thought
she'd be terrified. But she does like it, yeah. - So you did it for the
movie, the scary movie. I love scary movies,
did you like them? - Growing up? - Yes. - No, I still don't. I don't like scary movies
or any of that stuff. And so, I'm the perfect person
to direct a scary movie. - But then why did-- [LAUGHTER] No? - No. I thought just like a shark
was going to come take me away. - No, but really why would you
do a scary movie if you don't-- I mean did it scare you? Did it take away the mystique
by directing a scary movie? - Yeah, definitely. My whole thing was I loved
the story of scary movies. So like, I haven't seen all the
scariest crazy stuff nowadays, but I watched "Jaws"
and was that nerdy kid who was like, "This
isn't about a shark. This is about three guys
overcoming their fears." And people were like, "Nerd." But I remember when
I was 11, my brothers and I were over a
friend's house and he was like, "We're going to
watch "Nightmare on Elm Street. You want to watch it?" And my older brother
was like, "You know what, I got to get John home. He's too young for this." And I remember leaving him
being like, "You just used me. You did not want
to see that movie. And you were like, 'Sorry guys,
the little brother.'" And then we got home and he was like,
"Thank God we're not seeing that movie." And we've never seen my
middle brother since. So, I hope he's all right. - Well I'm so, I can't--
because when we come back, we're going to show a trailer,
and I haven't seen it yet. I don't think you're
finished with it yet. Is that right? - Yeah. I'm not finished with the
movie, when it comes out I still want be finished. - Yeah. I want to see it. - It's just me in a costume
being like, "Don't worry, it's scary." - No, I can't wait to see it. And I asked about
it and they said they're getting it to me because
I really love scary movies. All right. So one last question
before we go to break, they're bringing
everything back now. I mean, "Roseanne"
is coming back, "Murphy Brown" is
coming back, and then I heard that they're going
to reboot "The Office." Did you hear that? - I did hear that
on the internet. Guess who didn't get a call? Me. What does that say? NBC is like, "You know
who we didn't like? Jim. - No. That can't be. Well then they're not doing it. - It better not be true. Oh my God. Go to commercial,
go to commercial. - They wouldn't
do it without you. - Well, it looks like they are. - No. Really? - I haven't gotten a call yet. - But well, maybe
they're not doing it. - I was just
looking for a phone. Imagine if they were
like, "Will you?" And I'm like, "Let's suit up." - Yeah. Would you do it? I hope you would. - Oh my god, are you kidding? I'd love to get that
gang back together. - Then you would move back here. - I would move back here. - Yeah and then we would
see each other again. - We'll shoot it in New York. - Oh no. What happened?
