Everything GREAT About Spectre!

[Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right opening with the barrel motif this time since we ended skyfall with it you know because franz oberhauser is dead but bluefield is alive tell me your bond villain just by the color of your attire and placement in the frame now this is a fun bond entrance and while the costume fits with the dia de los muertos parade the top hat and skull feel like an homage to live and let dies bear in samadhi and the bond character baron samadi was based off the loa of the same name from the haitian voodoo religion that baron samadi is apparently known for his debauchery and love of the drink so bonds kind of guy but don't think you can hide those baby blues from me where are you going comment below not even escobar would have built on valeria like that but i love that she thought she was watching him undress for some bond girl time but he was just getting parkour suit ready parkour ready i said parkour oh forget it i counted only one obvious cut maybe one more here or there in this awesome five-minute one-shot opening it had such an interesting energy to the film and you may not even realize it's continuous until it's been several minutes humanizing bond with a mistake while also setting up how much of a screw up this mexico city mission will be weak scots but sturdy couch lets us know up front that this bond film might be a little bit more fun and a little less realistic than some of the other craig bonds just just a little bit floating dancers and fun fact this parade is fake mexico city doesn't do a day of the dead parade they made it up for spectre that is until after the movie now they do one because bond made it look so fun this helicopter scene gets both lots of love and lots of hate online i think it's a totally bonkers over the top set piece and honestly isn't it at least one of the reasons we're all watching bond movies helicopter barrel rolls man come on [Music] imagine playing monica bellucci's husband but not getting a single scene with her brutal anyway cool death pulling up the last second is the most bomb thing he's done yet thus his theme and he's just he's just taking it it's his now it's bonz chopper skyfall had a whole water thing to start and so they thought hey why not fire [Music] all right hentai themed opening credits but sam smith is bringing the notes yeah i know radiohead had songs rejected for this film and yeah they're both great but the studio went with sam smith and they are crushing it dame duty denture's always a win but how absolutely dare you spectre how absolutely dare you bring em's face into focus only enough to recognize her and then blur it away got plenty of lachief plenty of silva's creepy mug awesome imagery and honestly if blowfield turned out to be a giant evil octopus or better yet cthulhu this would probably be my favorite movie of all time octopus gun shoots inc bullets i'm with the spectre but nope and the tentacle iris what hot moriarty priest is in this how did i not remember that he better not be a bad guy suppose we should call you c now no no max please no i think i'll call you c see that's just bully behavior james you're lucky he does turn out to be a bad guy well my door is always open double 07 for my employees getting tense in here or what i sort of like that they set up c similarly antagonistically as malory at first to keep us guessing for a bit oh m's dog have you just moved in no i like what you're done with the place money buddies got jokes ah there's my lady dangerous always a win she wasn't gonna let death get in the way of her job ah he misses his boss mom slash did we ever decide if they hooked up after em's death it's nice to see that these two are almost friends at this point adult friendships can be hard to maintain you know and they have a little ways to go bond only holds hands with bffs love the child like joy bond has looking at this gun i wonder how much q has augmented it because it's an og a3 no that's fine i figured i'd take a shot at it but i don't want to put too much stock in firearm puns and just like that james bond was drafted into the tomorrow war you see those readouts bond's first data point is alcohol content oh one word of warning the alarm is rather loud if you know what i mean i absolutely did not which is proof that i'd never make it as a double o i thought q was speaking literally and the watch has a really loud alarm not like a bomb still love a good bond gadget i believe i said bring it back in one piece not bring back one piece paddington's got jokes i'll send you a postcard please don't okay first bond made a comment about postcards and skyfall and now this i'm starting to think bond is just really into sending people postcards and it's like an in-office joke that everyone hates it hey casino royale craig bond wouldn't have even left a bottle so personal growth blofeld is standing in a similar pattern to his octopus sigil you can even see it in bond sunglasses and that rack focused from the widow to the back of blowfield's head thomas newman you old scamp bringing back that motif from skyfall called skyfall and weaving it into the eternal city here to help our brains tie the back of this guy's head to both silva and m 1.0 death bond really puts the spy in unspy-like bond is out of f's to give this translates to something like for he brings rest to those he has chosen which you know she thinks she's about to die so that checks out why she'd be playing nishi dominus and this whole doom walk by persephone we're worried about the first henchmen but by the time the second one shows up it's clear that she knows they're behind her and she's about to die and she doesn't care ooh that's a fun camera slide to reveal her savior that line that suit those dope gloves this man is smooth you killed him my husband he was an assassin trust me he won't take it personally appropriate reaction i'd say bond earned that one monica bellucci was turned down for a role and tomorrow never dies leading pierce brosna to call the casting department fools and he's not wrong she's a great actor while being distractingly attractive and ageless so while this is kind of a weird quick hookup monica bleuchi is always a win this is probably just some road in rome that is absolutely gorgeous to drive on irl with each light illuminating its own tree but well played location scout for finding it and also cinematographer for shooting it from above like this it's stunning and hey it's nolan's guy van hoytema can't quite explain it but the scene gives me some real fidelio vibes if you know you know this is such a stupid flex but it absolutely tells us everything we need to know about blofeld and this should be the cheesiest thing ever but somehow blofeld shrouded in unexplainable darkness like this works to build anticipation even though we know who he is i know he is a massive scary looking dude but i can't help but have a soft spot for dave batista he's just so likable as drax sapper stoop it's hard for me to think of him as a bag oh my god he just jammed his thumbs in that guy's eyes is he just jaws but on his thumbnails is he is he nails forget everything i said batista is super menacing ooh keeping the future scarred eye in the shadows welcome james kristoff waltz what an actor i'm not sure you can never outdo his performance as chadnovsky but i'm glad to watch him try ciao mickey mouse goon callback well done love that blowfeld is already out the door about to turn the corner before the goon hits the deck [Music] hardcore parkour knee breaking parkour i'm not really a car guy but i sure do know bond has a silver one and hinks has more of an orangey bronze one they're both driving very fast [Music] just a reminder hey we know the last movie kind of bummed everyone out and took itself pretty seriously so here's some physical humor to remind you that bond movies can be fun who was that no one no it wasn't just a friend at this time of night somehow even jealousy is a flattering shade on you bondi baby a man called friends over housing the bond has relatively calm conversations while in the midst of a chase trope and craig bonds is honestly one of my favorites they keep coming back to give me something that should probably just say rule of cool smoothest parachute landing ever good evening politeness this tracks for a character referred to as the pale king it'd be pretty weird if he just lived in a studio apartment next to a donkey's outside boston furthermore give me that snowy cabin in the mountains of austria two crows what are you guys doing here anyone else getting some mr glass meets ozymandias vibes here you feeling it mr white i always knew death would wear a familiar face but not yours mr white has always regarded bond as a mindless grunt who has no idea what's going on so it's pretty on character for him to all but say it to his face if my queen's gambit memory is serving me i'm pretty sure bond just put the ring down on the white king square pale king you grew a conscience our game is our game this women children even high-ranking members of international crime syndicates have a line ethics win you're a kite dancing in a hurricane mr bond you ever get the feeling a line was specifically written to sound awesome in the trailer like this one i think you're just getting started well this one too and it's such a good line he's not even trying to dunk on bonds anymore he's just spitting facts a license to kill is also a license not to kill you've been dropping eaves on bond and cues conversations em no jucros there's a better way has there ever been a more bond building that isn't even a layer look walking out of ocean bond is great love tux pond even dirty desert traverser bond but snowbond will always be my favorite start getting some tackle max i hope you don't mind the view can be distracting i hadn't noticed a look that says oh good a sarcastic bro who's already inappropriately flirting i bet he'll be an open book for therapy vodka martini shaken who's turned all right now he's coming right out with it i guess after this one last movie he's changed his mind about vesper martinis i really really hate you right now thank you i feel like you can see bond actually starting to like paddington more after he says he hates him which somehow makes me like bond more this is also confusing and yeah i'm gonna keep calling him paddington i'm sorry ben your voice is just too buttery for a human i really really hate you right now [Music] the absolute disrespect i love it i haven't seen a move that badass and stomy lee jones did it to that trapper no more snares on bulls guys but to be fair he's doing these guys a favor [Music] man that's good girl these two have to stop meeting like this skiara silva lashifra green good for you guys even acknowledging quantum of solace and then von chase the suvs on the snowy road with a plane is the type of thing you expect of more bond or brosnan bond but you know the way they keep cutting to madeleine's disbelief makes it work yep there it is the reason we're watching this did it cross your mind that you led them to me solid point and it appears that it hadn't i'm your best chance of staying alive yeah you said that to lucia and we haven't checked in on her i've called an american friend of mine felix we'll contact his embassy get you out of here let's check in felix sorry what the crap felix all i can think is i hope his nipples are okay i have sensitive nipples enchanted okay i know swan and bond end up together and they're maybe married or whatever but where are my q and swan shippers they're a little more age-appropriate and i feel like they're vibe in here quan james go find lucia seriously we know he's brave but taking a swig of unlabeled mystery booze hidden in a wall takes next level courage don't think for one moment this is where i fall into your arms yeah you're not quite blue enough bond but silva clearly what was i saying about next level courage look i'm not saying i didn't put my fist through some drywall on my youth but you'd think bond would know better hit one stud in your arms and a cast for the rest of the film you're a cocky little bastard don't you i'll take that as a compliment i wouldn't even if i didn't know this dude was voldemort i can't imagine looking rafe in the eyes and questioning whether he could kill me with a backhand slap it's fun that she's already comfortable with a gun just because you hate them doesn't mean you've never used one i don't have to teach you anything although a little barrel direction discipline might not hurt he's on his own craig bond is on his own this time not because em is sick of his shenanigans tomfoolery or even bali who but because he trusts bond and knows the best way to help him is to leave him alone vodka martini dirty like that too i guess he's really getting over vesper is this really what you want living in the shadows i don't stop to think about it what would happen if you did stop yes i don't know this is so telling of who craig bond is he really has no idea who he is outside of being double07 and even though it's an unintentionally honest moment from him buried under flirting it's the only way he can truly be honest just spectator here but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say he probably shouldn't be so flippant about therapy what a brutal start to this fight no score and bond is clearly out strength that's not a word drax is strong so daniel craig said he actually broke dave batista's nose on a punch and i'm gonna say it was that one so realism also apparently one of the times craig gets thrown in this fight he wrecked his anterior cruciate ligament which is smart people talk for knee i'm gonna say it was this one maybe this one or you know this one they keep talking about knowing when not to pull the trigger and sometimes you need to know when not to fight and instead run i'm a nibble all sucker muppets what do we do now [Applause] well i mean the writing's on the wall there madeline life and death situations will do that to you what in the world is that thai whatever i love the desert attire his tan suit her white kit she wears white a lot actually they just always look so good yes i'm not gonna lie it's been a while since we've gotten a true to form villain lair and middle of a desert inside a crater's doing it for me ah now green's water plot makes even more sense seems inefficient to send water from bolivia to morocco what do i know sheesh bon some might say you handed it to him on a silver platter hotel stay free picture of you with your dad free new dress for drinks free the knowledge that your captor's access to information means he knows your correct sizing creepy i mean priceless champagne maybe later whoo he's taking this very seriously touch it you can touch it if you want uh generosity a huge unstoppable force except it did stop didn't it right here behind just volleying his bro's metaphor right back at him laced with a threat no less game set match jim think anyone ever calls him jim bond jim bond jimmy bond they call me jay i came to your home once to see your father you mean that time you were a nazi speaking of nice clothes or did you think it was coincidence that all the women in your life ended up dead it's almost like sam mendes time traveled and saw how upset i was about that and tried to lampshade it here thanks sam i appreciate it we knew landa was awful but showing someone a video of their parents suicide is pretty heinous even for a bond villain mr biggle's worth even though they all denied it we knew waltz was blofeld but this reveal is such a great way to do it while waltz does confirm it soon this is the moment and it pays off look this is really terrible but easily the most evil part of blofeld is how well he pulls off those high waters and loafers just criminals he soothed the wounds of the poor little blue-eyed orphan see it's not just me that's obsessed with his baby blues the man you're talking to now this ants stuff are blowfield got your name confirmation still we're sure it isn't dougie powers the needle finds the correct spot in the fusiform gyrus you recognize no one yeah apparently you haven't been following bond that closely if it works you'll forget the faces of all the women you lied to that then died and all the people you've killed including the innocent ones noice the daughter of an assassin the only one who could have understood him ha blowfield secretly ships bond and swan i love you i don't recognize you the power of love it can even overcome medical procedures what you don't know that it can't and yes his face looks messed up continued there's something very hey i did that when playing goldeneye satisfying with bonds swapping his enemy acquired gun for the same gun bonsplosion also anti-stormtrooper aim i think we can all agree that the czech small arms vz58 should be bohn's lifetime gun he's always had good aim but he's barely even looking half the time right now let's go okay he looks at the base and then he says his line he knew he could get a one-liner in before the explosion he's still trying to impress madeleine because he actually likes her and he nailed it it's super cool and she's super impressed it's not over yet yeah he's right there goes blowy madeline's one pleased to meet you monsieur gustav is still a gentleman when meeting a lady q hacks into the system and stops it going online it won't be easy he'll find a way he always does is bond admitting that q knows what he's doing james bond and paddington saving the world and starting a relationship it's good to have you back double summer so oh coming from bomb that's practically a huge [Music] one of the best examples of actual love in the entire series such a good momentum killer the score is telling us our heroes are about to kick butt but instead their butts get kicked i love that it's feeling the pistol on his temple that gives him the confidence to act also if you ever zip tied that method for breaking them will work try to slam your elbows behind your back what i mean is yes sir [Music] leap of faith shadowing also if you're wondering why the chekhov's ex machina is there exploded buildings are unstable a chunk of debris the size of a golf ball could kill someone at that height plus construction workers have to be in and out all the time it looks like m had thiago rodriguez's name taken off the wall after all i don't see alec either though not a good feeling being watched is it i'm telling you mallory has been watching bond for a long time stealing all his moves ah foreshadowing you know because of the boat oh boy tough crowd then isn't that what m stands for talk about the pot calling the guy who can't tell an empty glock from a loaded glock black and now we know what c stands for clever crafty cunning ah although you brits have a different relationship with a particular workhouse ah yes i guess that works too damn dude he was gonna end it instead he shot the specter logo into the glass i do hope that doesn't hurt too much gnarly wound and i don't hate that james is responsible for the iconic look oh that's brothers for you they always know which buttons to press okay so the bombs were there for the demolition rigged for demolition in a week but otherwise i gotta hand it to blowfeld with the targets the pictures and now the bulletproof glass this guy pulled an elaborate show together quick for his arch nemesis get a real lego batman joker vibe who needs who you know oh boy i'm seeing this twice i guess i'll have to use it now wow that was a quick fight told you not to mess with the red dragon i guess c stands for comeuppance [Music] trust there we go bonds pbk it's like the mueller of the bonsieu there's a badass good guy blofeld doesn't break eye contact and he doesn't look angry it's almost like he can see what bond can't that bond will never be free until he dies but bond is too busy to time right now he doesn't have the die i guess you could say he's got no duration to not be alive two roads diverged in a wood and i i took the one less murder to buy i've got something better to do but in case it wasn't obvious this is also love she said she wouldn't ask him to change but couldn't be with an assassin so he changed to be with her you better hope your ppk has the same powers as milner hugging and love there's just one thing i need a hug from your best friend patty it's the car well that's neat too it's cool car i mean yep even the movie uses bond's nickname for max long slow boring not enough action obvious twists too bond not enough new bond 17-year age gap okay that last one but look she's 30. after 30 we're all the same age unless you were once their teacher in which case gross power dynamic don't do that but otherwise i don't know i like a slow plotting spy movie i definitely have my issues with it but honestly my biggest issue is the same exact issue i had with casino royale which is still my favorite our lead love romance goes from subsurface hate to flirty combativeness to trauma to eternal burning love just way too fast you know me i like to believe what the movie is telling me whenever i can but both of these movies legit flipped a switch that made vesper and madeleine truly madly deeply in love with bond savage garden and love i tell you i'll expect her as the wrap up to everything that's come before while also setting up the potential future or just the franchise in general it sours a little when you realize that quantum was just a filler before they got the rights to use spectre but they tied all together really well for me blofeld was just messing with james trying to make him feel as much pain as possible while staying in the shadows the look on his face when he's telling james sells it it's always been me the author of all your pain it's not the smoothest or cleanest plot for a bond movie but for me the performance is more than make up for it bluefeld is to craig bond what khan was to pinekirk a meaningless name in universe but a fun nod to the audience and that's okay controversial i know but i think it's okay to put things in movies that people will like i do kind of wish bond had said what your name's supposed to mean something to me why'd you say it all weird and then wink at the camera but you're just never gonna upset me by having kristoff waltz lick the scenery that's right chewing is beneath him leah sedu's madeline isn't the most thoroughly utilized bond girl but that lends to her being one of the more mysterious ones that came out like a complaint i really like her was my point and she doesn't lack agency so much as her motivations aren't always apparent lisa do is fantastic that's that's the takeaway i kind of forgot that dave batista did spectre after guardians he's really the other standout which is impressive since i think he has one line he's just an imposing presence all around i guess i get why people hate this movie i just don't it's kind of a thing and it's the last bond before i see no time to die and these movies are another series that i'm gonna miss thinking about for weeks doing the mission impossibles gave me a similar feeling i think i just really like spy movies who would have thought i'm taking next week off or this week depending on when this goes up it's down to the wire and then the week after another relevant to theatre's movie that's a tad older [Music] i can pretend you tell me where he is i can keep her alive [Music] you

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Length: 22min 21sec (1341 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 10 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Fox_Bravo]

The entire Mexico City sequence from the parade to the helicopter fight is my favorite opening of the Craig series. As great as the parkour scene was in Casino Royale, this one wins by a hair.

[u/Kronos_Gaming]

I was astonished when I learned Spectre was so disliked, I love it. The action, the music, the story is strange but fun, Lea Sedoux was fantastic. I really liked it.

[u/Admirable-Composer54]

That's funny, I rewatched Spectre the other day. I don't love it, but I find it solid enough.

I hate the step-brothers twist, and the Spectre side of things should've been done better, because they're just trying to take credit for stuff done better by other villains, but on the whole, I'm always surprised to see just how much people seem to despise this flick.

[u/Ok-Zookeepergame9266]

Should be a nice quick video

[u/Delucaass]

I really like Spectre, it's just a very fun Bond movie. Not as smart or tight as some of the previous Craig flicks, but really cool nonetheless.

[u/AltWorlder]

There’s so much good stuff in Spectre, I think it’s a damn fine Bond film until the third act.

[u/paulypockett]

I really enjoyed! It's fun to watch! Also, Léa Seydoux it's great! And of course, as a lady i love to admire Daniel in everything

[u/SithLordJediMaster]

"Oh come one man! That's a bunch of malarkey!" - Joe Biden

[u/Klayman55]

Antdude? You're a Bond fan?