Everyone Vision Has Hooked Up With

when you think of characters in marvel comics to get around you typically think tony stark she-hulk or like anybody in the x-men but because i decided that for some reason i was going to become the definitive marvel sexpert and catalog every hook up in marvel history i've learned that some characters have surprisingly robust love lives take aunt may for example which i have a video all about well despite being a robot man the vision is another one of these characters that you wouldn't expect to get around but does a whole heck of a lot so let's put my oddly specific knowledge to the test and take a look at his huge love life but before we jump into that i want to give a big thank you to the company that has consistently decided to fund my weird research into superhero romance manscaped now i have been a huge fan of manscape products for a long time and they recently just released the lawnmower 4.0 trimmer this thing is insanely well made with its new wireless charger and it being 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of the team at first wanda didn't have much of an opinion on vision kind of like everybody else when they first meet him since he's kind of like that weird stoic dude that just hangs out in the corner of the room at parties but quicksilver was straight up a robo-racist and hated it over time wanda's feeling for vision slowly built up and they developed a will they won't be relationship that made up for the main sexual tension of the book despite quicksilver's protesting wand and vision hit it off fell in love and were a solid couple for a few years but then a new woman walked into vision's life and put this new relationship to the test i am mantis okay so longtime viewers of the channel know that i seriously hate the comic book version of mantis with a burning passion mostly because she's the writer's pet for creator steve englehart who made it his mission to force her into as many books as possible even going so far as to take her from marvel and shove her into books that he wrote at other companies like dc comics but he renamed her so that it was technically legal even though those aliases have since been made canon to marvel itself because comics but my hatred for mantis started from her first ever appearance where she single-handedly took down thor and captain america kissed all the dudes on the avengers and then convinced them to let both her and her alcoholic ex-supervillain boyfriend join the team mantis was a straight-up home wrecker explicitly flirting with vision and even staring him down while she was making out with her boyfriend obviously this made wanda pretty jealous see englehart never liked the one division pairing since it was established before he took over writing the avengers book and he just straight up didn't know where to go with it part of the inspiration for creating manchester in the first place was for vision to cheat on scarlet witch with her but engelhardt decided that he didn't actually want to do wanda dirty like that so the solution have vision proposed to wanda and then marry her in the same issue and at the same time as the wedding of mantis and an alien plant dude that had merged with her boyfriend's dead body because comics anyway wand and vision had a pretty happy marriage they even quit the avengers in order to go live a normal life out in the suburbs where thanks to wanda's magic they were able to give birth to the twins thomas and william turns out though that those kids weren't real and they were actually fragments of the devil himself it's a really complicated bit of nonsense and if you want to know more about it i actually have an entire video dedicated to breaking it down around this time vision was also destroyed and rebuilt into the solid white form he had no emotions or memory of his time with his wife which naturally put a damper on the relationship if you want more information on the white body then i actually have a dedicated video breaking down that as well so after the back-to-back trauma of finding out that her kids were demons losing them her husband getting destroyed but then coming back to life without any of the emotions or love for her wanda justifiably had a mental breakdown and became a super villain once again so yeah she and the vision were done for good but fun fact the two of them never technically got divorced the marriage was just for all intents and purposes annulled when the vision's body was destroyed from here the vision's entire life romantic or otherwise becomes extremely complicated and that is all thanks to one man avengers writer bob harris so bob here seems to have been really obsessed with the vision especially his romantic life not that i'm one to talk though considering that i'm the one making this entire video first off we have vision seeking out a scientist named miles lipton to help him navigate living life without emotions in this new white body the end result was miles implanting vision with the brain waves of his dead son alex well alex was a dude that lived an entire life of his own which included his widow lara normally this wouldn't be all that relevant to this video but when miles was revealed to have been diagnosed with cancer laura came to the avengers mansion to inform vision but was also low-key hoping that some traits of her late husband was alive within him after returning to miles lab they tried to bring out alex's memories and personalities so that he could have one last goodbye with his son while the process didn't work vision still pretended to be alex to allow miles to pass in peace afterwards he went up to laura and still pretended to be alex so that she could have the catharsis of having a last goodbye and a last kiss with her husband following which vision said the memory program of alex was gone for good mid-kiss fellow avenger crystal was along for the ride and asked the vision if he was faking it the whole time to which he didn't respond but a single tear fell from his face implying that on some level it wasn't an act the reason crystal cared so much was because it was heavily implied that she had feelings for the vision as well which was extremely complicated because at that time pretty much everybody on the avengers had crushes on at least one to three other members of the team crystal's crush was seemingly reciprocated by vision once alex's brainwaves were added to the mix but at that point it was too little too late since crystal's heart was already set on another member of the avengers the black knight wanting to take advantage of crystal's moving on was another bob harris original death cry god how do i even begin to describe this absolute train wreck of a character well marvel writer fred van lent probably said it best quote to me her real name should have been the 90s because she's the classic stereotypical bad girl with cleavage and a shitty attitude as soon as death cry showed up in harris's avengers book she started flirting with the vision hardcore talking all about the pleasure robots on her planet and following it up with a non-consensual kiss oh and i guess i forgot to mention that death cry is a teenager by her racist standards well i guess that knowing that she's a kid makes a lot of sense considering that every teenager that i've ever met has tried to be super edgy in an attempt to look more adult this aspect was actually played with later on in the series but man then they just started to depict her as super childish and playing with dolls all while keeping the sexualization going big yikes now i'm sure you've noticed that vision's body has stopped being solid white for the past few minutes well that happened when an evil group of avengers from an alternate universe called the gatherers came around in order to better infiltrate the avengers the gatherers kidnapped vision and swapped his body with antivision their own alternate universe doppelganger of the normal vision the gatherers were eventually defeated but two of their members stuck around antivision and jocasta for those that aren't aware jocasta is a robot created by ultron with the brainwaves of his creator's wife in order to be his bride but much like vision jocasta stuck around and joined the avengers this golden version of her is an alternate universe doppelganger that was a part of the gatherers okay so i know that that was a whole lot so let me just quickly recap in simple terms golden jocasta is a robot created by ultron from another universe okay we good good because that is as easy as i can make that well antivision wanted his old body back so he infected golden jocasta and vision with a virus that made them experience human-like emotions prompting the two of them to get together and become 1930s style detectives alright so setting aside how weird all of that is keep in mind that these two are practically siblings like ultron and all of his creations frequently use phrases with each other like father and son but even though this is the extremely odd and complicated case of making out with your alternate universe sister sort of stepmom with the brainwaves of your grandma all while you're inside the body of a different version of yourself from a completely different alternate universe that's still your sister and that is still pretty weird this all happens in the vision solo series which was written by bob harris and more or less every supporting character was somebody that wanted to get with vision crystal death cry laura lipton golden jacosta they're all here it's like a harem anime but instead of the main character being a lovable dumbass it's a synthetic superhero that's losing his mind and thinks that he's a hard-boiled private eye 90s comics are just really weird man anyway at the end of the mini series vision returns back to normal and golden jacosta leaves comics all together never to be seen again which is probably a good thing for a good while vision really didn't have a love interest since when he got all of his emotions back in order he was super hung up over his ex-wife wanda especially since simon williams aka wonder man came back to life and started a relationship with her as many of you guys might recall when the vision was first created he was given wonderman's brainwaves so when wanda was now dating simon vision got extremely jealous seeing himself as a pale imitation of the real deal and unable to deal with these emotions vision ran off in order to work through his personal baggage vision went off to chicago where he tried to hunt down the villainous grim reaper spending a lot of his time hanging out at a bar getting to know people in order to try to find information about the reaper's whereabouts vision became good friends with all the regulars including a woman named darby sharvat but even though he vanished from the city just as she tried to ask him out it's clear from vision's dreams that he was similarly into her a good amount of time later vision actually bumped into darby once again and she made it clear the offer to go out was still on the table but he never took her up on it a good reason for that is because as soon as he apprehended the grim reaper vision rejoined the avengers and then immediately pulls an alpha chad move by asking out their fellow teammate carol danvers right in front of wanda making sure to drop that he has always been attracted to strong women total dick move but wanda and carol didn't seem to mind so i guess it's okay vision and carol ended up only going on one date which was cut short by an emergency call from the avengers but the two of them didn't pursue things afterwards making room for everyone's favorite self-important character to come back into the picture mantis when steve englehart returned to marvel comics of course he decided to shove mantis into the forefront of everything with the celestial quest storyline this was an extremely horny book that kicked off with vision and mantis finally getting together and hooking up in the avengers spaceship while wanda was still on board however the relationship didn't last too long with mantis going off to do her grandiose space but it also didn't matter too much because a couple of years later vision was ripped in half by she-hulk who was being mind-controlled that all brings us to this guy iron lad he's a young version of a villain named kang who came to the past in hopes of not turning into his evil older self iron lad was a founding member of the young avengers and dated his teammate cassie lange the superhero daughter of scott lang the second ant-man well iron lad's futuristic armor ended up fusing with vision's remains which morphed into this guy young vision since iron lad's armor had some of his consciousness young vision was like a fusion between the two including his feelings for cassie when iron lad killed his evil older self the time stream was in total disarray which should only be stopped if he returned home so he did but as soon as iron led was out of the picture young vision swooped on this girl and they dated pretty weird that scott's friend and enemy fused into one guy that's dating his teenage daughter but yeah that's his whole problem to work through later on though iron lad was able to figure out how to travel through time without messing with reality so he came back to the past and was justifiably confused about his old armor hooking up with his ex-girlfriend not that it would matter for too long because like two minutes after iron lad came back cassie was killed by doctor doom things were a little tense because of that which combined with iron lad's intense jealousy caused him to kill young vision but of course vision was rebuilt and he later went to another planet where he found a female synthesis that was modeled after him this is eve and she has an obsession with vision like they had never even met yet and eve was sitting around with pictures that she made of the two of them and kids that didn't exist now normally this would be a huge red flag but much like me vision pretended not to notice and dove in headfirst anyway yeah despite having just met vision proclaimed that eve was his soulmate and completed him so naturally the two of them started getting intimate almost immediately instead of it being the more biological way that vision has totally performed in the past vision and eve instead had this weird back-to-back crossing of wires either way this method still led to procreation and i mean a lot of procreation but here's the thing eve's creator is a madman called the high evolutionary and there is zero doubt these kids would get wrapped up into schemes and they wouldn't be safe on this planet so vision was like well how about we raise them on earth eve took one look at the total show that is humanity and nope the hell out of there opting to instead load all these kids into a spaceship and find a new planet vision stayed behind to fight the high evolutionary with the rest of his team and even though eve did send some emails to let him know they found a new planet and he should come visit vision pretty much ignored them entirely and they were never mentioned again so clearly all these relationships either didn't work out or were nipped in the bud before they could even start but clearly he was onto something with the whole dating another census oid thing so vision decided to make his own wife using the brain waves of his ex-wife wanda vision created virginia and the two of them fused their brain waves together to create their twin kids viv and vin with vision's track record of his first two kids being demons and then the next 30 being abandoned in space you know what could possibly go wrong well over the course of the mini-series virginia did kill a few people in the name of protecting her family before ultimately killing herself and there is a lot more that i could say about virginia and honestly this book as a whole but for one it's so good that i don't want to spoil it anymore than i already have and two i already have a dedicated video all about it but yeah after looking way too far into this these are all the love interest revision that i could find and hopefully you found this entertaining and hey maybe you would like one of the many many other videos that i recommended earlier like this one on the 2015 vision series because it was pretty good and i think you would enjoy it i know these videos about superhero love lives are really weird but honestly i have a lot of fun making them and i hope you guys enjoy watching them as well so if you like this then maybe consider subscribing or even watching another one but thank you guys very much for watching hopefully you learned at least a little something new and maybe i'll see you next time

Channel: Comic Drake

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Keywords: ComicDrake, Comic Drake, Comics, Comic Books, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Marvel, WandaVision, Mantis, WandaVision Explained, Vision Explained, Comicstorian Vision, marvel comics explained

Id: E9DHdDUoogQ

Length: 16min 1sec (961 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2021