Let's dispel the onerous lie,
"nerds don't bathe." [record scratch] [gasps] Bubble Bass. - Ah!
- SquarePants... I hear talk you make
a mean Krabby Patty. Yep. I hear talk you're kinda picky. [hisses]
Yep. What is this? I feel wet! Is it blood? Am I bleeding? [record scratch] The coolest jellyfish
enthusiast ever. Kevin the C. Cucumber. I only use composite materials
in my net handle. [repeating]
Composite materials. Next question. [repeating]
Next question. Uh... Hi, Kevin. Hi. What is your question? - Hi, Kevin.
- Whatever. Next question, please. Hi, Kevin. Hello, loser.
All right, you, way in the back. Hi, Kevin. Does anyone here
have an actual-- [loud wheezing] Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan. You're too kind. Security! I'm stronger than a jelly! Bros and broettes, get on my back! [record scratch] Craig Mammalton? The tannest man on TV? [laughs]
None other. Oh, look
at those gorgeous wrinkles. What, these? [cheering] It's incredible, campers, but the monster appears
to be expanding! Either this is nature
at its most majestic, or we're all gonna
be blown to pieces! [record scratch] And now we go
to Perch Perkins at the scene! That's right! Perch Perkins
here at Goo Lagoon, bringing you the latest
on this Super Goo event. What do you think of Super Goo,
young man? I'm on TV! And you, sir,
what's your opinion? Uh, sir? It's awesome. Uh, that's great. [shuddering] - [hissing]
- [screaming] Kidferatu! [screams] Oh, look at that. It's past our dead time...
I mean, bedtime! [record scratch] Wait, if that
was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering
the lights? [in unison]
Nosferatu! Hello there. This must be the nudist camp? What makes you say that? Well, you're nude. Actually,
I'm only partially nude. I like to think of myself
as a bridge between the clothed
and the unclothed. [record scratch] Could I borrow
a couple of these? Mm-hm. [record scratch] [grunting] [grunting] [grunting] A sea bunny? Ah-hah! - Hah!
- Ow! [tuning a banjo] [grunting] Hmm... That voracious vermin is ruining
my French chef fantasy. Why... Ah! [growling] Oh! Oh, no, no, no!
I have a ticklish core! [laughing] [repeating "meep"] Bleah! Of course
I'll watch her for you! And I'll make sure
she has her bottle. [record scratch] Anchovies. What? Anchovies! [repeating "meep" over and over] Please, please, quiet! Is this any way to behave, hmm? Meep. Can we show a little decency and form a neat,
single file line in front of the register? [repeating "meep" over and over] [laughing] [playing with no rhythm] Oh, hey, boys.
What can I do you for? It's dinner time. Want to get food with us? Nah, y'all go on ahead.
I ate a late lunch. Besides, I could use
a little peace and quiet to finish my new invention. [record scratch] I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I... need... it! [gasping] No, SpongeBob! No, no, no! Stop! Pinky! Pinky! I'm a quitter! [screaming] You can't leave now. You'll blow it. Air is not good, Patrick. Air is not good. You're just being shy. Don't worry, buddy,
you're doing fine. [panting] I won't let you blow... this. [wheezing] [coughing] [gasping] What kind of place is this?! Come and get it! You're all gonna like this... [screams] [dramatic sting]
