EVERY Nord VPN/BlackWillow69 Hack in ONE VIDEO! | Critical Role Compilation

flame on it's the master of the dark net you knew me by my hacksar handle blackwillow73 at aol.com i just got back from defcon and i'm already spinning my webs cone and low rezzers and fragging side channels on my vulcan nerve hack staying lit now some netscrapers say i should use nordvpn to protect my system when i plug in but now you're looking at the raster blaster i'm hardwired ain't no noobs nailing my nanobites so let's jack into the mainframe oh here we go cpu replicator i'll crash the code over cranks craig scannerbot no problem i'll reroute their trapdoor last word it's swordfish it's always swordfish [Music] virus two-factor memory leak i've been sliced but who could have done this it is i kryptonic override the most elite hacks are in darknet and today i shall hike you blackrillo73 what the hacker has become the hackie nobody wipes black willow 73 only one thing to do i need my friends at nordvpn a personal virtual private network service provider with more than 5000 servers in 60 countries hold on getting a call i'll just put on hold they're also the sponsor of today's critical role episode just going to boot up my nordvpn failsafe disk wow [Music] unmapping the screensaver re-patching the y2k gleaming the cube yes cybertronic override has been iced out no damn you nordvpn you foiled my hack once again but soon i will defeat you and find the true source of the ultra codex your days are numbered black willow wow wow whoa guys cyber security may seem complex but nordvpn makes it easy with their cutting edge technology that shields your internet activity from hackers protects you on public wi-fi networks and even blocks annoying ads right now they're offering some amazing holiday deals including and i'm not making this up an 81 discount off a three-year plan and special gifts like bonus memberships uh membership months and their password manager app nordpass you can find all these deals at our landing page nordvpn.com critical role or use coupon code critical role at checkout but who was kryptonic override what is the ultra codex who will get sliced next find out the next time nordvpn sponsors this show matt hacked to you oh hold my calls and greetings netizens it's the master of the dark web online known as black willow 73 at aol.com i'm cracking code and spinning my webs with ease because my hardware is protected by nordvpn a personal virtual private network service provider with 5 000 servers in 60 countries that shields you from hacksaws like me protects you on public wi-fi and even blocks annoying ads yeah i know everything about the info super byway except the identity of that black hat evildoer kryptonic override but tonight i'm gonna jack in to their mainframe and expose them to the worldwide world here we go jam in the matrix hashing the ddr what i've been sliced oh so close but i kryptonic override i'm also using nordvpn they have a promo going on right now which gives you 70 off a three-year plan and one extra month for free oh well have a slice day i failed or did i computer reload that audio clip but retro flop the transmission okay now unroot the bus map and quantize the fraggle rock override is laura bailey you cracked my code black willow let's settle this the way all leap hacksters do with a head-to-head hack-off do you accept zero one one one one zero zero one which is binary for yes ready set pack oh you put spyware on my aux interface try re-troglodyting the cd-rom oh a triple ascii counter virus 1995 called sandra bullock wants her moves back oh you're trying to scramble my jumbotron yeah good luck it's password protected it's swordfish it's always swordfish no you're gleaming my cue right black willow you're going down huh wait we both got sliced simul sliced but by by who how oh my god the ultra codex it's it's going to infect the whole world which means we're going to have to hack the planet find out what happens next time find out what happens next time nordvpn sponsors the show until then learn more at nordvpn.com critical role and be sure to use our coupon code critical role at checkout matt i think you mean if [Applause] what is the ultra codex matt you don't know we're almost in cryptonic only one more firewall to the ultra codex it's taken 18 straight hours of side channel spoof caching but with lord vpn's health we're going to crash this code [Music] teaming the [Music] again but how we're protected by nordvpn a personal virtual private network service provider that shields your activity and blocks annoying ads and it's easy to download at nordvpn.com critical role but if the two leanest hacksaws on the web can't break the ultra codex uh maybe we should just de-rez our login this is i the serial killer broadcasting coast-to-coast to help file this heinous scheme but wait i i heard after davinci you went dark you de-booted sure i control deleted from your existence but from my world i've been watching you in my virtual mainframe i haven't seen clue and i've got news the ultra codex is crackable impossible we've tried everything yeah whoa yeah you've been hacking heavy metal but if you tried the mobius device you mean the legend is real zero one one one zero zero one one that's binary for yes i give you the secret key to the hacknets with it you will feel like a god now get ready to jack in for justice [Applause] switch the phantom logic on triad protocol alpha channel no damnit target online wait they throw the dash food cipher on the now just enter the password [Applause] excellent they fell right into my trap and got fried now no one will stop my ultra codex because black willow and cryptic override are in the internet and because i'm protected by nordvpn they will be in there forever speaking of nordvpn it's their 8th birthday and everyone who gets a three-year plan will receive one additional month free that's incredible that is the gift critters you have got to login to nordvpn back.com backslash critical role or use the coupon critical role at checkout matt mercer back to you [Applause] thank you thank you oh my god oh [ __ ] i i think we've gone too far i think we've finally gone too far blackwell of 69 we've been trapped in the dark web for nano days where in the cyber code are we now ah it's hard to say kryptonic override the serial killer is so jacked in he could have uploaded us anywhere the brony web darpanet heck we might even be in bing where no one goes watch out incoming meme cluster [Music] oh no a virus firewall we've gotta hack through it [Music] now that was some spear fishing black willow you poned that trojan horse me i've never seen a cube gleamed irl before kryptonic override ftw you know what we make a pretty elite team live by the code die by the code am i right hack swords click together we've got to get to safety yeah you're right you're right look i think somehow we've managed to pour it into dandy car's pinterest account whoa it's adorable so cute we'll be safe here for a while but to get out of the dark net we need someone to unjack us from the ultra codex but only a class c-12 hack master could achieve such a move and they would definitely need nordvpn where can we find someone like that it's okay boy damn it i swore i was through with my hacker past but i guess it's time to boot up and suit up right now lord vpn has a special offer a three-year plan with 70 off plus an additional month free if you sign up at https colon backslash backslash nordvpn.com critical role or use a coupon code critical role at checkout and now i'm going to use it for one last slice wow okay i guess tune in next episode they're episodes now why why why okay as everyone on the dark net remembers blackwillow69 aol.com and kryptonic override needed a level 12 master hacker to get them out of the internet and it turns out you're looking at one i freezer byrne spent ten long years in nano jail for electro crimes against webb manatee but now i'm hacking for friendship you see i'm an old school hacker really old school my power glove is cranked up to duck hunt but my secret weapon is my mega abacus millennium edition given to me by none other than pharaoh ramses the third let's get jiggy with it one two three damn it looks like they're behind a plex folded fortran flamewall child's play part two [Music] and blew the tailspin no not even my cyber abacus can unjack them this is a two-man job boy did you say two-man job [Applause] you may have heard of me as the mad hatterson sure me hacks on tv were mad fictional but i wrote every script let's [ __ ] rescue laura and sam what oh yeah of course sam too come on let's use everything we got dropping code i've learned in the dark ages this binary sequence that's not so you don't make co-stars gilgamesh self-invented the ddrs attack the cube shall be claimed did it work we're back yes everything is a-okay no everything's changed there's a secret you all need to know and i'll tell you next time nordvpn sponsors our show they are the highest quality encryption for your internet traffic and to hide your iop and physical location and it's the last chance to get their three year deal for 349 a month go to nordvpn.com critical role and use code critical role to get 70 off a three-year plan and an extra month for free get going with secure super fast nord links powered vpn service now and i'll tell you all what happened in the internet next time matt hack to you thank you sam and everybody wow there and especially marisha who was uh really the key player in the narrative there i don't know why i had to be here okay okay cryptonic override now that allison freed us from the internet and with nordvpn encrypting our traffic and hiding our ip and physical location we can unlock the secret of the evil ultra codex this will be a walk in the park black willow 69 time to j j j jack in jack in yes to the main main something frame obviously time to jack into the main frame okay here we go oh a firewall oh dang i i i have no idea what to do i'm stuck oh black willow i got a cube over here oh yeah i guess i'm gonna have to beam it i don't know do you beam a clue cube i don't know no no i think it's dr you dream it or meme it i i can't i can't remember oh no no no no it's asking for a password no problem wait actually we should probably respect their privacy and just stop right there whoa oh my game cube you've lost your powers wait what when you were in the web the serial killer must have drained your acts or abilities your minds have been sliced but but we're the most sophisticated key punchers the dark net has ever booted there isn't a digital team that we can't tell you are the greatest crypto kings to ever key log a target but without your hacking skills you'll never beat the ultra codex what do we do freezer burn there is a way but it's dangerous i could download my entire 1.21 gigaflops of brain archives into your flashdance protocol wait a second a data transfer but you'd be giving up your master level computer powers forever it's the only way one last hack for justice hacksaws okay no we're only going to have one shot over there power glove is overcranked transfer modules hot and bothered master and commander in the far side of the world side of the world farewell hacker planet was lead while it lasted activating self did it work zero one zero one one zero zero one that's binary for yes yeah i know binary razor burn are you okay oh oh whoo oh oh geez there's some pretty doohickeys you got there are those calculators on your arm or something holy shift he's gone the freezer burns sacrifice will not be in vain no cause we're gonna hack the ultra cover codex yeah and with nordvpn 68 off sale going on it'll only cost us 371 a month plus we get an additional month free when we sign up at nordvpn.com critical role and use coupon code critical role nordvpn secure and unlimited service will literally save the world yeah matt matt happy hackaween web crawlers i've been stroking my keys all year trying to defrag the ultra codex and save the www.planet but tonight the only packets i'll be dealing are these delicious assorted candy bars i picked up trick or leading this week oh oh no candy corn my candy bag has been hacked if only i had somehow installed nordvpn on it providers of highest quality encryption for your internet traffic and hiding your ip and physical location right now they have a special cyber deal every two year plan purchase gets one additional month free and a surprise gift go to nordvpn.com critical role and use coupon critical role at checkout to sign up but what kind of cookie monster would jail break somebody's hard candy hard drive i will have to do a sweet scan to find out oh look what's this holy hdmi the hidden usb drive i'll just jack in uh-huh okay here we go trip the trinary snork the silver hawk leg sweep the cobra kai gleaming cube i've hacked it it's a text file that says eat this you latex dork what does that even mean wait wait latex yeah latex dork uh that that that that's my polite name when we're a burning man marcia calls me latex dork why does marisha call you latex dork uh no reason but why would they insult you matt that's my job wait a second matt check your desk what the missing candy yes i knew it whoever key punched my kitkats is trying to turn us against each other drive a wedge between you and me but why and who maybe we'll find out next time nordvpn sponsors this show maybe if it ever happens again check them out at nordvpn.com mad hack to you [Laughter] thank you sam thank you lord vbn thank you poorly control alt good day fellow net heads it's me blackwell blackwillow69 aol.com and kryptonic override it's been a few gigaflops since we've had to hash out our hacker haptics because the world wide web has been totally safe yeah thanks to nordvpn providers of the highest quality encryption for your internet traffic that hides your ip and physical location go to nordvpn.com critical role and use code critical role at checkout to get a two-year plan plus one additional month with a 70 discount but yeah like kryptonic override said the ultra codex has gone into cyber hibernation and the threat level is once again midnight so today we're gonna do something fun and take the cast on a vr tour of hackerspace courtesy of our friends at nordvpn is everybody ready to jack yourselves live on camera wait what sure sounds super fun all right okay let's do it getting ready to supernova the wonder wall connecting miami to the sound machine running hairy protocol on the hendersons and we're in the mainframe okay this is guys angry matt key videos where in the internet are we oh this must be bernie wallace vimeo this is dope whoa whoa whoa now we're somewhere else what is the strange writing hieroglyphics oh it's aramaic it must be my mice basic counter wow it's really old ooh let me see if i can hack into brian foster's porn collection wait what's that bright light oh wait wait wait travis watch out what's wrong oh no travis has been techno blapped by a high tension 64-bit nano virus what in english regal is he dead no no he's just frozen he can be rebooted but only by the ultra codex it's back everyone quick jack off everyone jack off right now that was a closed-loop nordvpn guarded internet there's no way the ultracodex could have infiltrated it unless the ultracodex is here in this room that's impossible is it quick what do we know about the ultracodex what clues do we have well it's super powerful it worked with a serial killer and it called matt that really weird specific nickname remember yeah yeah you latex dork do you remember that uh-huh wait a second you latex dork let me key that phrase into our nordvpn manual override d scrambler oh my god if you descramble it it says ultra codex that means that matt you're the ultra codex so you finally discovered my secret but it's too late i frag travis's body and won't defrag it until my demands are met why is he laughing you monster keep it still travis you monster what are your demands i'll tell you the next time nordvpn sponsors this show damn it well i guess we'll have to wait protect yourselves from cyber attacks and avoid bandwidth issues with nordvpn and matt as much as i hate to say it back to you thank you sam intrigue look at that this is still frozen oh no travis it's over travis [Laughter] once the once the ad is over we like we reset oh yeah yeah it's like it's like this part isn't really restarting the computer i got it exactly

Channel: Critical Role: Between D&D

Views: 29,175

Rating: 4.9918618 out of 5

Keywords: Sam, Riegel, Critical, Role, DnD, D&D, Clip, Funny, Ads, Advertising, Adverts, Sponsor, Sponsorship, Beyond, Compilation, Nord, VPN, Hacking, Hack

Id: X8bEdDrXGYQ

Length: 27min 22sec (1642 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 15 2021