Every Dumb Start-Up Ever

oh man where do I start you gotta go to the bull store awkward balls showroom holding the bowls up I don't even wait sorry bulls like like bowls really good regular way of shopping for bowls is really fun for me I don't this is gonna change everything I got the idea in college I was always going to these parties and there were no bowls but I remember asking once where the bowls were and somebody pointed me towards the weed and I said it's not the kind of bold I mean I mean for snacks and they pointed me towards an open bag of chips and I said but why aren't they in a bowl and the person just walked away where if there were bowls they were just regular balls from the store not from the internet that's when I got the idea for oyster and toot this is great I guess it put cereal in here or put soup in it and you know maybe salsa what else do people put in bowl salsa Oh we built our company to be different complete vertical Bowl integration you go on our website you pick your bowl and we send it directly to you no middleman Bobby Moynihan but the comedy guy started a bowl company for the internet if you're not sure what bowl to buy you can upload a picture of yourself and see how you would look interacting with our bowls and you can find your perfect bowl by filling out our bowl profile the guesswork is completely taken out of bull jock like a tab regular store you can hold the ball in your hand you know like not everything has to be online right human beings have a wonderful tradition of food and feeding each other and sharing and that's what bowls are about that that's what I want to celebrate with this company when you think about it we're all connected we're all we're all one it's an online store for bowls if you sign up for a subscription we will send you a new bowl every month and charge your card for the $45 you can cancel anytime if your bowl doesn't fit to send it back fit what the fit what the best part is for every boat we sell we will donate a bowl to a part of the world where they need bowls I feel like I'm doing something good for the planet you know those big boat companies that never do something like this I'll just give money to a charity separately I mean these things can be separate you [Applause] Bulls are cool I love boats I started a bull company after acting for years sorry did he say $45 oh then no thank you thanks for watching I'm Bobby Moynihan check out my new comedy me myself and I premiering Monday September 25th on CBS just click this button here

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 2,908,325

Rating: 4.9361057 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, bobby moynihan, technology, tech parody, commercials, shopping, fake products, celebrities, appearances, feels, charity, inspirational, parodies, commercial parody, katie marovitch, rekha shankar, zac oyama, grant o’brien, raphael chestang, ch shorts, startups, startup parody, silicon valley, products, product ideas, bodega, bad product ideas

Id: pJ8HVWAOTEk

Length: 3min 49sec (229 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 18 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/mexicutioner3]

Bowl no longer sounds like a real word.

[u/alienbluered]

Interesting fun fact, Moynihan and bowl hate each other. Apparently they have some real creative differences.

[u/kmcg103]

I thought this movie was a bit more accurate. I watched it after being run out of my first start up, around 2003. It hit the nail on the head for me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Startup.com

[u/manwithnoname_88]

i think this is pretty spot on