Swellview will be
under the protection of a new superhero. Beep beep beep.
Out of my way. I am... <i> Monsieur Man.</i> Monsieur Man.
[chuckles] [applauding] [singing] It don't just ho-ho happen. [all chattering] Keep talking. [theme song playing] [theme song playing] <i> ♪ Danger
One, two, three, force ♪</i> [unintelligible] [ringing] Hey, are you okay? He stole my theme song. <i> ♪ One, two, three, force ♪</i> It's time to honor someone
who has made us the best villains we can be. I'm speaking, of course...
of Captain Man. [cheering, applauding] Captain Man's excellence
inspires us all to be better villains
and even worse people. [laughing] And because of that,
tonight we award him this lifetime achievement
Villie. [applauding] Obviously Captain Man isn't
here to accept the award, so I am going to accept it
on his behalf. First, I'd like to thank myself
for being so fabulous. I'd like to not thank
Vice Mayor Willard. Hey, hey, hello, I'm here! It's mine so gimme. Captain Man. [applauding] I was not expecting this. Uh, [chuckles]
you know, if I'm being honest, I came here tonight to hand out
dirt naps to prove I was good enough
to get a Supie but- And now that I got a trophy,
I might let some of you live. First I want to thank
Grace Kirkendall from Toledo, Ohio. [laughing] [moaning] [moaning, grunting] [beeping] And now simply to press
the launch button. [grunting] Yay! Great job buddy. Now all you gotta do is grab
that remote and free us. Over there. Over there.
Go get it! Go get the remote, buddy. Monster got it. Press the button, bud. [beeping] [screaming] Ruh-ro. It's, the, uh,
it's the other button. [screaming] You better...
pick up my... calls! [screaming] [screaming] [grunting] You think this will work? It's got a reverse button. [laughing] [grunting] Oh, come on! Let him go, Twitler. We said let him go. This is probably gonna hurt. [screaming] Hey, stranger.
Thought you were in Dystopia. Yeah. When did you get here? Uh, about four hours. [screaming] Seriously? That's, like,
louder than her, dude. Right? Wake up, bro. Hey, buddy.
Where's cyborg Rick Twitler? Good news.
Dropped him like a bad habit. Oh, nice. Bad news, Man's Nest is
about to drop on top of us. Well, we had a good run. But maybe you can use
your superpower to stop it
before it hits the ground. Could he even do that? Trent, I-I-I thought
I was your favorite. Sorry, I'm all about AWOL now. We'll take a look at this,
Trent. Breaking news. The Man's Nest speed has dropped
to one Brazilian miles per hour. Yes, focus, focus. Come on, y'all,
show him some love. - You got this, sweetie.
- You got this. He slowed it down to a half
a Brazilian miles per hour. One quarter. One eighth.
An even smaller fraction. I'm kind of lost
on the numbers now, but I can tell Brainstorm
is definitely saving all of us. You hear that, Trent? [grunting] [thudding, rumbling] [shattering] He did it. I bro love this guy. Did we do it? We did, bro. We won. The Danger Dorks are here. Who are these frogs? We're not frogs, we're toads.
Check your privilege. There, the Bro Toads. They're also up
for best sidekicks. Nice to meet you guys. I'm going to go wash
my hands... and maybe boil them. Hello, I'm Light Speed. Anybody want
a grilled cheese bite? That's what I'm talking about. Hey, you took all of them. [burping] I'll see if we have some more. Who's up for some fried frog? Don't light 'em up. I want to see their faces
when we win best sidekicks. There's no way
you're going to win. We've won four years in a row. You brought your awards
to the awards show. You're so cool. Do we like them now? No. Oh, yeah. Baby chicken. So now that you've powered up- It's zap time! Hey, hey, hey. [screaming] [laughing] Save your powers
for the smoke monster. Uh, yeah, well,
I actually live in Dystopia, but, you know,
I'm here all weekend, so. - Henry, you coming?
- Hmm? Henry, you coming? I'll meet you guys there.
I'm just going to get this major babe's number
real quick. Major babe? That language is
incredibly problematic. That's my superhero name. My military rank is major,
and I'm a fifth generation Babe. Well, we'll save a couple
of bad guys for you, bro. So, uh, you like guys in bands cause thinking
about joining one? Sorry, I only date superheroes. Well, uh, looks like you just
took a turn down Lucky Street, cause... I actually am
a superhero, so... yeah. You just look like a guy. Like a really cute guy
who's thinking about joining a band? Only superheroes are allowed
at the Supies. I'll get security. - Wait. No, no.
- Stay put soldier. I can explain. That was fast. Of course it was.
I'm Major Babe. Welcome to the Best Nestern Inn. Really coming down out there,
huh? Oh, my God.
This rain is the worst. I'd be happy to dry you off. [screaming] Thank you. Of course. I'll just add that
to your room bill. Yeah. I've got you in room 227. It overlooks
our used trash rockets. Oh, trash rockets are the worst. I could upgrade you
to room 228. It overlooks Mount Swellview. Ooh. Sounds great. I'll just add that
to your room bill, as well. Enjoy your stay. AWOL will teleport you
and your bags to your room. [dinging] [screaming] Bam! Pretty good, huh?
I've charged her for the room and for the blowout. I'm in the van right now
with the real movie. Protected by four mercs
and a real superhero. What real superhero? Hello, sir. Lil Dynomite?! Lil Dynomite. Lil Dynomite. Lil try hard from Neighborville.
Hates me, got it. Told you I'd be back
and now I am. I knew this kid
wouldn't let me down. I just keep thinking.
What would Captain Man do? And then I do the opposite. Get roasted, sir. You listen to me, you little- Yeah. Look at it this way.
We're like the A-Team. <i> You guys are the B team.</i> So go<i> B</i> somewhere else and let
the big boys take it from here. Yeah, well,<i> C</i> here, Deuce,
you may have<i> D</i> eceived us but, E... Oh, I'm almost to Hollywood.
I'm gonna hang up on you now. Loser. Oh, no. You've got me.
Whatever will I do? Don't look down.
It'll just freak you out. [screaming] - Where to take him.
- Eh, he'll be back. Scotty, you might want
to back up a little bit. Let me get a cross master
right around... here. [screaming, thudding] That's what I call...
breaking news. Great line. AWOL's my new favorite. Right back at you, Trent. Thanks,
but I don't need your help. I can take this chick. Because she's a secret spy. Trent, please stop saying that! Let's dance. [grunting] Tracy426 with a kick
to fake Tracy's head. She's got her in a headlock.
She's shoving shrimp in her ear. [grunting] And I'm being told
it's not shrimp, it's shrimp. Oh my God,
I'm newsing all by myself and I'm not making any mistakes. The only thing on fire today...
is me. [grunting] Great wedding. My perfect news hair. Ooh, messed up now. [grunting]
[piano playing] No one messes with my Trent! Yeah! And this is my necklace! This is madness. This is Swellview! [shattering] [applauding] That's one bad mamajama. She sure is.
Tracy426, will you marry me? I sure will. [cheering, applauding] How do I look... best man? Amazing, even better man. I still don't understand
why we couldn't get separate dressing rooms. - It's about bonding, brother.
- Oh. Ah, where'd this bird come from? Well, kill it first,
ask questions later. Hold on. I think she's trying
to tell us something. [chirping] Uh-huh. Oh. She's saying that Danger Force
has been captured by the cell
and they need your help. [chirping] I thought you were tired. Good thing I always carry
a fresh gumball for emergencies and the ability to cut
in line at amusement parks. Need some help? Never. But you know what? I wouldn't mind
if you tagged along. You know, for old times sake. What's the plan? Let me paint you
a little picture about how this is going
to go down. You and me drop in,
blasters blazing. Absolutely roast
everybody in the room. Save Danger Force
and then I retire for real. Sail off in the sunset
with your ex-wife. Sound good? Thanks for coming to save us. You know, everything
would have been just fine if someone hadn't made me
bring them along. [gasping] You're seriously
blaming me for this? How about this? We roll up
on Rivalton with our lasers. We blast every single Rivalton
we see. Like this. [chuckles] That's not a prank,
it's just violence. Yeah, but it's funny violence.
Watch. See, that's hilarious. How about this? We drag me
behind the Man Copter, and I shock the entire city. Hey! That's also gonna hurt people. It's gonna hurt a lot of people. [grunting] Congratulations. Good job. Whoa, whoa.
I don't know who to cuff. I mean, which one's
the real Captain Man? - Seriously?
- I am. No, I am. They all say they are. There's no way we're going
to be able to tell them apart. Only one of us is wearing pants. Everyone knows the real
Captain Man never wears pants. - That is true.
- Oh my God, no it's not. There's an easy way to find out. Yeah, you can look at us. Only one of us is young
and beautiful and indestructible and... young. Uh, I don't know about young,
but definitely indestructible. [screaming] I'm okay. Arrest the two on the ground. Bring it in. The Miles Express is departing
in three, two- Our superpowers don't work
in here. For real? Glerp,
why didn't you tell me that? Because then I would have
to tell you what you'd need to do
in order to make them work. And I knew
you would not like it. What does he have to do? He has to eat... unicorn poop. - No.
- Just do it. If I have to eat poop
in order to live, then I guess I'll see you all
except Ray on the other side. It kind of looks
like cotton candy. - Do not care.
- You know what? You're the one who got us
into this mess. Yeah. We wouldn't even be
in here if you didn't try - to teach us a lesson.
- Which I will never learn. So if you need to eat poop
in order to get us out, then you better open wide,
Clyde. Okay, hold up. How is unicorn poop gonna make
my superpowers work? Because of alien science. I hate alien science. Same.
It's my most difficult class. Eat up, cupcake. [unintelligible] the door open. We don't have all day. - Can't be that difficult
- Before they get away. It would be great
if you would hurry. Come on, let's go. Oh. Not bad. You need to eat more of it. - Come on.
- Let's go. - Stuff it.
- You got it. Hurry, hurry, hurry. I think this is cotton candy. - Cool.
- That's great. Best poop I ever had. Come on. [unintelligible] [music playing] [music playing] The spotlight! [music playing] [shattering] I'm gonna miss
that [unintelligible] Look! [clanking] Give it up, Manlee. Never! I will have my reve- [thudding] I told you
that armoire eats people. You saved me.
I can finally trust a twin. Hey, this one saved you too. Twins are officially in season. [unintelligible] The only thing left is
to find out who this guy is. Ow. You're a fake? I'm as stunned
as I am stunning. Yeah, and Finn was
the one who figured it out. Well, thank you, young man. And I helped. Yeah. You're welcome. So, uh, what do you want,
The Commissioner? Wait. Your name is
The Commissioner? Sure. Though you could always
call me by my real name, Melverp "Mel" Korthenschotzz. So what do you want,
The Commissioner? A horrifically evil criminal
just arrived in Swellview. We call him Jack the Clipper
cause he ambushes people and gives them
truly heinous haircuts. Come on, they can't be that bad. Oh, no? No. Oh, my eyes. My eyes. Please put your hat back on,
man. I think
I'm gonna [unintelligible] Okay, okay, okay. [vomiting] Does anyone else hear screaming? [screaming] Is that a hot air balloon
with a winky emoji? [screaming, thudding] [screaming, thudding] Thanks for breaking my fall,
buddy. No problem. I'm indestructible. Danger Force. Okay,
here's your part of the plan. We took care of it. What? But I already paid
for the horses. We had our own plan. Sorry. Bye. Foot? Celia? Hey, there. I didn't know
we were rescuing you. Wait, you two, like- Do you want to come in
for some tea? Love to. Orange pekoe, no sugar,
a little bit of milk? Oh. You remember.
