Evelyn Troutman vs. Ashley Lusk | Roast Battle!

that was it no uh that would be awful  uh guys um Evelyn has a lot of body   image issues uh which makes sense CU she  hasn't seen her reflection in hundreds of years uh Ashley looks like she  emerged straight from the Dust Bowl every time I see a picture of her I mistake it  for something taken by Dorothy Lang thank you   Wednesday sadams uh no um Evelyn is the  porcelain doll that moves in the night   when you're not looking you know yeah she  doesn't giggle you just hear her saying really thank you Grapes of rashley uh um Ashley used to work at Victoria  Secret which really destroyed her body   image cuz every day she would have  to use a measuring tape and you can   wrap that pretty tight but it  can still only suspend so much weight you can try you know though if you put  two of them together uh it has more weight uh   no uh Evelyn she has a lot of piercings um  mostly because her doctor said she needed   more iron yeah the lip ring she has uh is  the closest thing she'll ever get to eating so yeah yeah Ashley and you're  the Olsen twin who just has lime disease [Laughter] uh Ashley is like a dead tooth uh most conversations would go  better if she just wasn't there at all you and me both no um Evelyn doesn't  watch television yeah she just crawls out of them yeah your electricity isn't  acting funny she just needs more attention uh Ashley's lips are actually two leeches uh from when they  were trying to rid her of Hysteria thank you Sarah slender uh Evelyn  has the face of an orphan who was 35 the whole time yeah she's not a '90s baby that's just  when they the archaeologists excavated her   uh yeah it's wild Ashley has a minor  in criminology yeah she uh she tried   to go into forensics and then the coroner was  like ah how did you open the drawer from the [Laughter] inside oh my God uh this is  crazy cuz Evelyn has actually lived with   depression for so long um it's true her  period and wrists have syned [Applause] up guys if her wrist could talk uh she'd be arrested uh I I like being around Ashley but I'm   always afraid I'm going to contract  some Victorian era disease I got it thank you that was it I appreciate it last  joke that's a compliment um Evelyn uh from   her eating disorder has osteoporosis I  know which prevents her from uh bending   and twisting unless it's the truth about  yeah about who the real Evelyn Troutman is I don't know what that means but I  liked it no yeah Ashley's sympathetic   to the osteoporosis because she has  rickets um I uh Ashley reminds me a   little bit of The Little Mermaid  all she wants in life is a thigh [Applause] gap give it up for that everybody wow great job those are man those are  just awesome creative hilarious jokes   man I want to I want to get first thoughts  from Adam quazo now that was a [ __ ] battle uh also look I'm having trouble  I don't know if I should vote for the   shy suicidal one or the suicidal shy one uh yeah this is just Girl Interrupted  like I want to just vote for the   concept of digesting your food  but then neither of them went uh I uh I love what Evelyn did with that  Victorian character and kept it going   all the way through and surprised that y'all  went on that Journey with her uh but I think   Ashley just had like that one extra just like  we're talking like the weight of a Feather is   the difference here I that that wasn't  supposed to be a dig I'm saying it was   that [ __ ] close just by a goddamn hair I'm  going to go Ashley on this okay Ashley gets   a vote we'll see John hey K next time can I  sit on the other side of him for the love I   got really not allowed to say I thought  I he already said all the stuff we could think you know now I I I love this this was my favorite  one so far for sure I just thought Ashley hit   them all and for the first time ever I saw Evelyn  miss one so I'm going to go with Ashley Ashley   gets two votes give it up for Ashley actually  Leah um I love both of these Battlers that was   a great battle um I agree that it was really close  I don't even have any mean [ __ ] to say to y'all   um I think that well first of all Ashley I like  whatever you did with that twist the truth Joe I   love that you did that for you only um but I just  think you just had like a slight Edge over Evelyn   on this one and I love you both and great job  Ashley wins the battle give it up for Ashley Lusk   Ashley wow hell yeah that was fantastic Ellie um I  wrote down either of them wash their hair question mark um but this was this coming from someone who  closed with an anorexic joke this you know it was   up my alley I loved it it was so it was such a  close battle for me but the TV joke Ashley was   so good I have to give it to Ashley awesome  Ashley with one and then final thoughts from   Aaron I liked it it was good yeah both you had  really good uh comebacks and uh Evelyn you had a   reference to Dorothy Elaine who is that uh she  like was one of the main photographers during   the Dust Bowl you know that like sad woman  with the child who's like bearing the face   and the shoulder no okay well it's from AP US  History I don't know okay yeah now we know now   we all know so that's nice isn't that nice uh  yeah I'll give it to Ashley she did very well   wow Ashley wins it but one more time for this  battle both of them are [Music] amazing oh man

Channel: Roast Battle Chicago

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Id: 21ROjkdz8w4

Length: 9min 17sec (557 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 23 2024