No, this isn't a white mosaic. Wait. No, I'm not changing my clothes, make no mistake. I know I have been a little bit late but....that's how it is. I was thinking of new emotes. 🤓 Truthfully, that's what it would seem like to the newcomers who have just entered the stream. (reading chat) Change your clothes. You're right, maybe I could do it. Gimme a second... Hey, you pervs, stop looking at me! 🫣 *aaaand it's gone* Oops, sorry. uwaa...Ginormous! 😅 I'm way too big. *What? LAPLUS is evolving!* Ugh...much better. You can't see anything with this. *SHE HAS WINGS NOW?!!* (maybe she was drinking Red Bull, but I don't think it would give you demonic bat-like wings 🤣) Things have complicated too much. Welp...Forgive me, guys. Wrong, about this mouse... you see.... I bought it, or rather it was actually gifted to me, and I'm having a lot of trouble to get it going correctly. I will admit it's a pain in the earth to set up, so I haven't done it yet. I have quite a lot of clothes, don't you think? Let's begin, shall we? There you have it, my first swimsuit. It's been quite a while since I wore it. I don't know why I don't dress up more often. It's totally open. You barely ever get to see it. I can also change it to white. I like it with white colors. I prefer it. I can do a peace sign. YEAH! 🕊️ EH!! I'm stuck doing the peace pose! Oh no! Somebody help me! Wha-- Is it here? Right. Done it! I'm way too down the screen. Please, wait a minute. Good. Sorry about that. Nice. Take this. YATTA! (translator's note: ''yatta'' means ''hooray'') UWA~ What should I do now? Peace sign. PEACE ☮️ It's that gesture where you point at your mouth, right? What did you say? It's Valentine's Day tomorrow? I sincerely didn't know! Huh? Why are you looking at me like that? There's no way I was thinking of preparing a Valentine's chocolate gift in secret for you!! I'm not being detained! www 🤣 Oi! Don't ruin the mood, I was reenacting a chocolate giving situation. Come on, this is not an arrest! Boys... sorry to keep you waiting. Here it comes. My present, take it! ^o^ *lol lmao u all got trolled ye ain't got present, u loser xd* This cover featuring many Vtubers from different agencies was uploaded on Laplus' YouTube channel on Valentine's Day. It currently has had over a million views. Ooh, that's good! Let's go. Fanservice time! Listen, everybody. We're gettin' the fanservice started at this moment right now. *how about a kiss? for luck* 😘 That was clean---waitwaitwait for me. Huh? Wasn't that way too suave? Same as always. I make this posture all the time. Right. Every single time I make this pose. 8 out of 10 acyllic stands they make of me feature this very pose. (is this a FAQin JOJO reference?!?!) I have this pose too? Seems like it. Aha?---WHAT IS THIS? Hahaha, wait. It gives the impression I have started to smell my fingernails somehow. What am I supposed to do? *deaueaggh* WHAWHAWHAWHAT? What's happening? What's wrong? WOAA!! I washed my face 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm cleaning my face down. Hai! What is thi-- Ah, alright, let's be sensitive. What am I even doing with this? 😂 ⁉️ Hey, stop doing that. Back off, be careful. That was risky. What just happened? How? Okay, this gesture is fine. *why is she putting her hands in the air like a Sevillana? wwwww* It's like swinging a penlight around. What were you guys thinking? Get some help. And what's this? EH! (nooo Laplus, don't do that with your hands 😰) Stop it--Oh, so that's what it is. It's a-wwww EH! Rock, paper... Rock🪨 (et tu, Biboo?) ufufuuuu~ Oh, I can actually do it. Thank you all for watching this presentation, please come back next week. Let's do this! Rock, paper.... Scissors ✂️. (no Shiori, don't use them to eat pls 🙏) (admit it, this is easily the most awkward yet adorkable laughter you have ever heard) NAYNAYNAY----Wait. 🎵 Oh, it stopped. What is my arm doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Can you explain this? Gaoooo🐺, see ya tomorrow--- That's not it, let's try again. Ok. Have this. No, we're not even halfway done. I'm Yamada (she finally said it!! this is peak 😭😭) I still got 2 more transformations to go through. My shoulders are straight. I can change the colors of the kimono as well 🎵 This one? Do you think this suits me the best? 🎵 Let's take a lookie here... WAH! Laoh! 🤴 Who are you even calling Laoh!? It's too heavy. I could impersonate LapkinTV. (a reference to Hikakin, quite possibly the most influential YouTuber in Japan) Bzz, bzz, hello YouTube. Good evening. I'm Lapkin, from LapkinTV. (top 10 beatboxers Biz Markie was afraid of dissing) Am I even allowed to do something like this? We ain't done yet, I have more costume coming up. Neat. Even though we're not in the season anymore. Well, truth be told.... This is actually the first time I wear this dress on a stream Everyone else already did beforehand. 🤓: Huh?, And you haven't yet? 🤓: I don't remember that. 🤓: I'm sure you've gotta worn it at one point. This is not the seas--Quiet. I'm pretty sure I have posted a photo using this outfit on Twitter but it was only once. You can check it out for yourselves. Are those your armpits? I think it's the shading. Have this. (t-pose to assert dominance) It's not a shadow. Obligatory howl to please you. Banzai! Isn't saying ''banzai'' potentially risky? IT'S HOPELESS! THIS IS THE END FOR ME! Do a Spirit Bomb... (R.I.P. Akira Toriyama 😭) Giv---I got the wrong motion wwwww Please, lend me all of your energy! It's not working.... I'm adorable, am I? (damn right you are) Whawhawhat's this? A sit-up Most of you watching this stream are probably sitting down and relaxed on your break. I will end up feeling tired soon because I get bored standing on foot for too long, so I would like to see you try. *she's not lying though, here's proof on how she was able to do 500 sit-ups in less than an hour* Okay, let's start. ONE..... TWOOO.... one... two... And just like that we've reached a hundred. What do you guys think? 🎵 I'm going to start numbering them on Japanese now. ICHI... NI... I don't wannaaaaaaa. 😭 NEVER GIVE UP!! 😩..... I have become a monster. I'm so tired I can't continue. I HAVE BECOME A MONSTER!!! 😭 *end of flashback* Excuse me. Is it right to sit down on this angle? Isometric squat, that's what its name was, right? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 💢 Oh, right, I also have reindeer add-ons... ⛄‼️ A little tail popped out. I can't really tell if I'm the real Sandy Claws or just one of his reindeers. What's your choice on this dilemma? Hahahaha...I have 4 horns. But I already have 2 horns and ears.... Isn't that sick or what? My head can't handle all of that weight on top of it. That's true..... 2 horns. 2 tails. Ears. It's way too overstuffed, too much indeed.... Wait a minute, I just came up with something. Oi.... I have heard you're attracted to me, aren't cha? Let's repeat. Do it again. TAKE 2 Oi. I have heard that you like me.....is that right? 😂, wait, this is... Eh, Don't I look like Vegeta doing this stance? This... Y'know...the right arm. Let me explain the arm thing. If I had my 2 fingers on top of my right arm I would be making the same pose Vegeta does when he's waiting. *teleportation* It's so cool! I feel like doing all of my streams with this pose from now on. It's way too awesome! I wouldn't mind staying like this forever. There's still one left. My final form. *JoJo pose Act 2* Another swimsuit. I feel cold. 🥶 *instantly spawning shirt* Allow me to put on a shirt. It's not that bad most of the time. Amazing! I'm giving you an intense stare. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!! *Gintama reference O_O* Nah, just a normal stare. It does look like an uniform, don't you think? Right? Mask.... Okay fine, many of you are asking for it. Do I push this button? And without further ado, I will be making that thing you all love to watch so much. Eh? What happened? I've been caught. It's been a long while since the last time I used it, right? A...A....This is it. For my name is Laplus Darknesss. Earthlings...I'm wearing a helmet today as you can see.... As for my magnificent name is... LAPLUS DARKNESSS! MASTER WAY! (I don't really understand what is she supposed to be saying. Is this a reference I'm unaware of?) EH! But I already had it. What the FaaF? WAH! Uwa...which is it?.......I had activated the effect already.....I don't undestand.....What's going on?....Error..... What's the meaning of this? (Lapsama, please don't forget to take your meds after this xD) Incorrect. And what am I supposed to do know? ch..Nani? (translator's note: ''nani'' means ''what'') 🐶🐶🐶 (look at her panting, just like when she debuted) I got it wrong.... 😂 Eh...Absolutely nothing has changed? I was sure the effect was already being displayed. That's bad, you're right. 🎵 Sono Chi no Sadame - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Opening 1 🎵 (there are some interferences on this transmission, we're sorry about it) ❓ What is this? ww How did it sound to everyone around here? Hellooo, can you hear me?... 📻 Hellooo, can you hear mehellooo...📻 It sounds like if I spoke twice at the same time. Sono Chi no Sadame | ASMR edition (we, foolish and insignificant mortals have been blessed by the arousing and exquisite sound of this ethereal voice. Our eardrums don't deserve nor comprehend such a gift) eh?, what are you saying? Ehem, A-S-M---Wrong I'm going to activate the ASMR vocal effect. (TOP 10 EVIL ANIME LAUGHS) Wait, please. (TOP 5 LAUGHS THAT CAN CURE DEPRESSION DESPITE HOW AWKWARD THEY CAN SOUND)🐬 I got it all wrong again. a That was a close call... I was able to regain the sense of being me and return to consciousness. ww I wasn't under a spell! 🧙♂️ Good, so starting from now... I want to pee. 😅 Seriously, I really want to go to the bathroom right now. Do we end the stream now? Really? I've been changing to different sound effects for a good while. Seriously? I was able to hear myself without any issue. You guys didn't hear anything? I was laughing all by myself for nothing? Eh❓ Don't tell me, what if I activate this thing? 🤖How does it sound? Can you hear me? 🤖 🤖Can you listen correctly?🤖 🤖Sounds good? 🤖 🤖No way!🤖 🤖I've been imagining this alone through all this time 🤖 🤖Come on!🤖 🤖Don't mess with me. 🤖 🤖It has to be a lie🤖 🤖Impossible!🤖 🤖I have found something wonderful.🤖 (echo effect): Is this it? Oh, it's not. Thisthisthisthis THIS What you think? I found s--- It's amazing how you were able to find me out when I was playing around. I've been doing this for a while now. Does this mean I was playing alone all this time? Seriously? HA! Pururu? I'm not her. (independent japanese vTuber who's friends with Laplus and has a peculiar funny haha voice) Hi, I'm Amaki Pururu! YEAH! (unintillegible blabber unbeknowst to humans) I--I'm not an alien 👽 (Don't lie to us, Laplus. Everyone here knows your character lore.) I wasn't stealing! Hey! I swear, I'm in a hurry.... I'm genuinely running out of time, can't you just leave me be and get this over with? I'm dead serious, I need to go to the toilet. I must reach it. No. It wasn't me. Please, take these handcuffs off me. How strange, I'm not the person you're looking for! I swear I'm innocent, I didn't do anything wrong!! Eh! Was that enough? Does this mean I can leave? Is everything clean? Excuse me, I have to use the restroom.
