MY FIRST GUEST HAS WON MULTIPLE EMMYS PLAYING CAM ON "MODERN
FAMILY." PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, ERIC
STONESTREET. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU! >> Stephen: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN OVER A YEAR. IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE YOU ON
HERE. >> I'M SUPER TIRED. >> Stephen: WHY ARE YOU SUPER
TIRED? >> I JUST WANTED TO START SHOW
OFF THAT WAY. >> Stephen: LOWERED
EXPECTATIONS. >> YEAH, SO REQUESTING I GIVE IT
BE, "HE SEEMED REALLY NOT TIRED. >> Stephen: WHAT A PRO. >> WHAT A PRO? >> Stephen: YOU BETTER NOT GET
TIRED, MY MAN, BAUD "MODERN FAMILY" JUST GOT PICKED UP--
>> TWO MORE YEARS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT
MAKE NOW? HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE ALREADY? >> THAT WILL MAKE IT 10 YEARS. >> Stephen: THAT WILL MAKE IT
10 YEARS? THINK YOU STILL HAVE IT IN THE
TANK? ARE YOU READY FOR 20? WHAT WAS THAT SOUND. SADO HAPPY? >> I WAS THINKING I HOPE THE
ACTOR WHO PLAYS CAM DOESN'T DIE IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS OR
SOMETHING. >> Stephen: WOW, STAY HEALTHY. HAVE YOU TRIED PUTTING HEALING
STICKERS ON YOUR BODY? TO BALANCE YOUR SKELETAL
VIBRATIONS. >> HADN'T CONSIDERED IT, BUT NOW
I YOU. >> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY HAVE
TO. "MODERN FAMILY" YOURSELF, YOU DO
23 A YEAR-- >> 22. WE DID 24 AND NOW WE DO 22. IT'S FUN, WE DON'T--
( LAUGHTER ) WE-- WE --
>> Stephen: I'M JUST MOVING IN SO I CAN HEAR YOU BETTER, MY
DEAR. >> OH, THANK YOU, SWEETS. ( LAUGHTER )
WE DON'T-- WE DON'T WORK EVERY DAY ON "MODERN FAMILY" BECAUSE--
BUT WE SHOOT THE SHOW SO MODULARLY-- THAT'S A HARD WORD
TO SAY. SAY IT. >> Stephen: MOD LARLY. >> NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF. MODULARY. >> Stephen: THAT WAS A ROLLER
COASTER RIDE. >> UP AND DOWN. ANYWAY, I'M JUST COMING OFF
WORKING ON THIS OTHER SHOW I DO FOR ABC CALLED "THE TOY BOX"
WHERE I HAD TO WORK NINE STRAIGHT DAYS, 12 HOURS A DAY
WITH KIDS. MY POINT SHOW DO PEOPLE WORK
EVERY DAY? ( LAUGHTER )
AND I'M SAYING THAT TO YOU WORKING AMERICANS AND PEOPLE--
LIKE, I'VE BEEN SO SPOILED ON "MODERN FAMILY," THAT I WORK,
LIKE, THREE DAYS A WEEK. >> Stephen: WOW. EVERYBODY HERE USED TO LIKE YOU. >> HOW DO YOU DO IT? YEAH. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: IT WENT LIKE THAT. IT WENT LIKE THAT. >> TOTALLY. >> Stephen: YEAH. THAT IS A BIG THING. WHEN YOU WORK-- ACTORS--
>> LISTEN TO MY VOICE. >> Stephen: ACTORS DON'T WORK
ALL THE TIME, BUT WHEN YOU WORK IT'S INTENSELY, BUT ONLY THREE
DAYS A WEEK. THAT'S FAIRLY COMMON FOR ACTING,
BUT AS THE HOST OF A SHOW YOU HAVE TO BE HERE--
>> YOU'RE HERE EVERY. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO DO IT
TO GET THROUGH IT WELCOME TO IT. WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK. >> THANK YOU. BEFORE "MODERN FAMILY" I DIDN'T
HAVE A JOB THAT LASTED EIGHT DAYS IN MY WHOLE 12-YEAR CAREER
LEADING UP TO "MODERN FAMILY." THAT'S A TRUE STORY. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> YEAH, YOU GET A JOB AND WORK
FOR ONE DAY, YOU'RE OUT, GUEST STAR, YOU'RE DONE, AND YOU MOVE
ON. BEFORE "MODERN FAMILY," MY
LONGEST TERM OF EMPLOYMENT WAS EIGHT DAYS AND THAT WAS A
CAMPAIGN OF COMMERCIAL S. >> Stephen: WERE YOU WORRIED? >> YES, SUPER WORRIED. ABOUT MAKIN MAKING IT? >> Stephen: YEAH. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Stephen: OR EATING, THAT
SORT OF THING. >> NEVER BORDER EATING. I ALWAYS FOUND A WAY TO EAT,
SOMEHOW. I DON'T KNOW. ANYWAY... >> Stephen: YOU'RE ONE OF THE
ACTORS FROM A GREAT-- THERE'S A GREAT CITY, KANSAS CITY THAT
KEEPS TURNING OUT TALENTED FRIENDLY PEOPLE, YOU ROB RUDD--
>> DAVE KECKENER IS FROM OUTSIDE OF NEW JERSEY. ALL OF THE GUYS, I THINK I'M THE
YOUNGEST. MAYBE JASON AND I ARE ABOUT THE
SAME AGE. >> Stephen: DO YOU GET HOME
EVER? >> WE DO GET HOME. I JUST CAME HERE THIS MORNING, I
LANDED THIS MORNING. WE HAVE HAD OUR CHARITY EVENT. CALLED THE BIG SLICK WHICH
RAISES MONEY FOR CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL THERE IN KANSAS CITY. >> Stephen:
( APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. THEY LEAK YOU AGAIN. >> NOW YOU'RE BACK! >> Stephen: THEY'RE BACK ON
YOUR SIDE. >> NOW YOU'RE BACK! I'LL SAY SOMETHING TO ALIENATE
THEM AGAIN. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A FEW MORE
MINUTES LEFT OF THIS INTERVIEW. >> FINGERS CROSSED! >> Stephen: DO YOU PERFORM AT
THIS THING? >> WE DO DO, A SHOW. WE RAISED $1. THE 7 MILLION THIS YEAR. THAT BRINGS THE TOTAL UP TO
ALMOST SIX MILLION BUCKS. >> Stephen: THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> WE HAVE AN AUCTION WHERE WE
AUCTION OFF ITEM DISPLZ SURE. >> SET VISITS, SOMETHING FROM
YOUR SHOW WAS AUCTIONED OFF. >> Stephen: FROM OUR SHOW? >> YEAH, JASON SEDAKIS SAID HE
WAS PROVIDING TICKETS TO YOUR SHOW, S.N.L., AND ANOTHER
LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW THEY WILL NOT MENTION. HE SAID --
>> Stephen: WHAT WE GAVE HIM TICKETS. THAT DOES NOT CHECK OUT. >> HE SAID THAT. >> Stephen: I WOULD ECONOMIC
ON THAT. THAT USUALLY GOES THROUGH ME. >> AND JUST DON'T SEE GIVING
JASON SEDAIKIS ANYTHING. OLIVIA WILDE, NOW. OLIVIA WILDE. >> MAYBE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO
MADE THE CALL. HE DIDN'T DSAY IN FULL
TRANSPARENCY THAT HE DIDN'T FOR SURE HAVE THE TICKET S. >> Stephen: DID HE REALLY? >> HE DID. >> Stephen: SORRY, JASON. I THIET TELL YOU THIS WAY. >> PEOPLE WHO SPENT $24,000 TO
COME HERE. >> Stephen: $24,000. >> TO COME HERE, "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" AND THE OTHER SHOW. >> Stephen: DID YOU GIVE ANY
"MODERN FAMILY" TICKETS, PEOPLE TO SEE THE SET OR ANYTHING LIKE
THAT? >> YEAH, I GAVE A "MODERN
FAMILY" TICKETS, AND BROUGHT $34,000. >> Stephen: WHAT? 24, 34? >> YEAH, WE-- 24 FOR YOU, 34 FOR
US. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT Y? IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN COME
HERE ALMOST EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. YOU GUYS NEVER WORK. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
IT'S SO RARE. >> FULL CIRCLE! >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. HOW DID YOU-- WERE YOU THERE? THAT MUST BE THRILLING? YOUR SHOW GETS $32,000. >> 34! ( LAUGHTER )
IN THE AUCTION-- IN THE AUCTION-- IN THE AUCTION, I JUMP
IN AND SAY, YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE, " SWEETEN THE DEAL." SO THE GUY THAT WAS BIDDING ON
IT IN THE BACK, I WAS LIKE, "SIR, YOU BUY THIS, I WILL MAKE
OUT WITH YOU." AND HE GOES... AND I GO, "OKAY,
I'LL HAVE COCKTAILS WITH YOU." AND THEN IT GOT $34,000. >> Stephen: GROWING UP IN
KANSAS CITY, I UNDERSTAND YOU ACTUALLY GREW UP-- YOUR FAMILY
HAD A FARM. >> YEAH, PIGS AND COWS. >> Stephen: PIGS AND COWS,
OKAY. I HEARD PIGS CAN BE DANGEROUS. ARE PIGS--
>> PIGS ARE THE FASTEST DOMESTIC ANIMAL TO GO FER GLEL WHAT IS
THAT? EXPLAIN THAT TO ME? >> LEANING MOOENG IF YOU LET A
PIG GO, THEY'LL EAT YOU QUICKER THAN, SAY AIR, CHICKEN WOULD
TRY. ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: WELL, YOU'VE
EDUCATED ME A LITTLE BIT ON PIG INFORMATION. WE HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE THE
SHOW. I'M GOING TO TEST TO SEE JUST
HOW SWINE-WISE ARE YOU. >> OH, BOY. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A QUIZ. CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE OF
QUESTIONS ON PIG REARING. WAS IT PEPPERIDGE FARM? WHAT WAS--
>> YES. >> Stephen: LET'S FIEND OUT. WHAT'S THE AVERAGE GESTATION
PERIOD FOR A PIG? >> OH, TO HAVE A BABY-- TO BE
BREAD BREADAND THEN TO HAVE A BABY. THREE MONTHS, THREE WEEKS, AND
THREE DAYS. >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. <i>( APPLAUSE )
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.</i> THAT'S VERY 4H OF YOU. WERE YOU 4H. >> I WAS, PRESIDENT OF MY CLUB. BEAVERS. >> Stephen: HOW LONG SHOULD IT
TAKE A HEALTHY PIEING I DON'T KNOW IF-- HOW LONG SHOULD IT
TAKE A HEALTHY PIG TO GAIN 60 POUNDS. >> 60 DAYS BECAUSE THEY CAN GAIN
A POUND A DAY. MY PIG KNOWLEDGE IS LIKE YOUR
HARRY POTTER KNOWLEDGE. BUT I THINK YOU'RE MORE
SUPERIOR-- NOT HARRY POTTER, I MEAN "LORD OF THE RINGS." OOPS. I GOT MY WIZARD STUFF WRONG! >> Stephen: IT'S NOT WIZARD
STUFF! >> OKAY! AND HE POUT --
>> Stephen: I ALSO UNDERSTAND-- AND THIS IS VERY
NICE OF YOU-- YOU ARE ALSO INTERESTED IN HELPING IN CANCER
RESEARCH. HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? >> ALWAYS HAVE. ONCE I BECAME-- GOT ON TV, I
KNEW PEOPLE WOULD ASK ME TO DO THINGS, AND CANCER RESEARCH WAS
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. MY MOM IS A TWO-TIME SURVIVOR,
LOST BOTH GRANDPAS TO CANCER SO I REALLY WANTED TO JUMP IN
THERE, AND WITH BRISTOL-MYERS SQUIBB AND THE READY TO RISE
CAMPAIGN, THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR I'VE DONE IT AND IT'S REALLY
COOL, AND IT'S TO BRING AWARENESS TO IMMUNO-ONCOLOGY. IT'S FASCINATING STUFF. IT USES YOUR OWN IMMUNE SYSTEM
TO FIGHT CANCER. AND WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO IS
MAKE CANCER MORE LIVABLE, MORE MANAGEABLE. THE READY, RAISE, RISE CAMPAIGN
IS A CAMPAIGN FOR PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, CELEBRATE
SOMEONE THEY'VE LOST TO CANCER OR SOMEONE IN THE BATTLE OR A
NURSE THAT'S HELPED OUT IN CANCER AND YOU CAN DO THAT BY
JUST GOING TO THE WEBSITE READYRAISE, RISE.COM AND RAISE A
FLAG. AND $150,000 TO CANCER ADVOCACY
GROUPS SUPPORTING THE CAMPAIGN. >> Stephen: IF YOU EVER NEED
ANY TICKETS FOR THIS SHOW FOR THAT CAMPAIGN, LET ME KNOW. >> PROMISE? >> Stephen: PROMISE. ERIC STONESTREET, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
