(beeping) (Fry screaming) (Dr Jordan laughing) - I love it. (beeping) (jaunty whistling music) (beeping) Today, we're going a thousand
years into the future and reacting to some of the strange and crazy medical-type situations and medicine from the TV show, Futurama. I've never seen Futurama before. So for those like myself, who might not be familiar with the show, I read that it centers around a 25 year old pizza delivery boy, whose life is pretty much going nowhere. One day he accidentally freezes himself and wakes up 1000 years in the future and has a chance to make a fresh start. And evidently there will be
hilarious medical scenes, but we'll see about that. But before we get into it, my name is Dr. Jordan Wagner. I'm an ER doctor that deals
with every medical situation that you can think of. Gunshot wounds, COVID, broken
hips, firework mishaps. I created this channel to
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when I post a new video. All right, let's check out
the clips from "Futurama." - So my efforts to establish
diplomatic relations with the cactus people
were doomed from the start. - Oh! Ow. Just first off, cactus thorns are painful. Remember? I always say,
don't pull anything out. If it's just into the
skin, like a splinter, that's not gonna cause any major bleeding and organ damage or
blood vessels or nerves. That's fine to pull out at home. - I prescribe acupuncture. Let's begin. (blood squelching)
(Fry screaming) (Dr Jordan laughing) - What? I mean, what? - Put it back in me! - Oh my goodness. Okay. Acupuncture does have its place. Typically it's more Eastern medicine versus Western medicine. And yeah, that was intense. - Fry lost a lot of juice. He's developed Simpsons Jaundice. - Ay caramba! - Simpsons jau- (Dr Jordan breaks off laughing) So jaundice in itself is a medical term for when you turn yellow. At that level, if your body's that yellow, you probably have what's
called a bilirubin that's crazy high, having to do with abnormal liver function or blockage that needs
to be checked out. Crazy. - His only hope is some replacement liver. - There you go. Liver disease. - Yours looks like a good match. - Well, if it'll help Fry- - Careful, Leela, he knows
less about human anatomy than I do. - Oh he does. - But I can't even find my own uterus. (Dr Jordan laughing)
(saw whirring) - You may feel a slight sawing! - Liver transplants, a little bit harder. You only have one liver. Now you can, you can actually transplant
pieces of a liver, and it could potentially regrow itself. (tense music) - Oh my goodness. = All we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in
that unavoidable saw mix-up. - Oh my goodness. Oh!
- It wasn't unavoidable! (Dr Jordan laughing) - I love the, the one chopped off in half and the person's, you
know, she's still alive. And that it looks like a piece of ham that it was cut through, just one bone in the middle and just like random red tissue. One, you shouldn't be talking
and that's not survivable. Oh, you bleed out from your aorta and a lot of things going
on in this situation. And I don't think a skill saw potentially could go all the way around like that. - You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "Stop!
You're cutting my spine!" (Dr Jordan chuckling) - [Fry] Quit complaining! - Oh jeez- - My body rejected your liver. And now I've got Garfield Syndrome! (Dr Jordan laughing) - Went from Simpson's Jaundice
to now Garfield Syndrome. It's really funny. All right, let's check out the next clip. - Bender, go steal the
doomsday device chain to the professor's wrist. Here, swap this for the real one. - Ooh! - Ah, the old switcheroo. (door whooshing) Here you go. (wet slopping sounds) - Oh! - Put it in the safe, clanky!. - Oh my gosh. Amputated his hand. So I've seen this multiple times. It's grotesque and gruesome
and I feel horrible. Most of the times you
can't reattach the hand because they've been either
ripped off or too jagged. And there's so many bones in the wrist. You just can't get these
things back together. And so you end up having an amputation of the hand or at the mid forearm. It's horrible. (breaking glass)
(clanking metal) And just threw the hand away. You don't just throw away
hands in the dumpster. It's like biological, right? So it needs to go to the
appropriate disposal. - Dumpster, enjoying a moldy fudgeicle when suddenly your hand flies over and slaps me in the tuchus. (Dr Jordan laughing) - Slaps me in the tuchus, which is butt. But they're sewing back the hand. Obviously you can sew back anything but the question ends up being, will it take because of
the nutrients that you need with the blood vessels
to reattach the vessels and reattach the nerves? - Yes, well, these things happen. Fortunately, the
sphereoboom is still safe. - Oh, Ooh!
(tense music) - [Farnsworth] Scammed? Me? Sweetheart? Ooh!
- Oh, look for, the hand is working back
to normal, no problem. Normal function.
(Bender laughing) You typically would not have that. The hand- - You do a nice handjob, Zoidberg. - wouldn't go back to normal like that. So obviously it's only
got four digits, right? So it's got a thumb and three fingers. That's not normal. Now you have a talking head in a jar but this is in the future. And things are a little bit different. - If I could find an undamaged body could you re-capitate me? (Dr Jordan laughing) - I like it. So, just, you see two
different body parts, you sew 'em back together
and see what happens. Yes, no, we can't do that
in medicine these days, because typically it won't work. You can have body rejection
and then if it doesn't work, then you're just having this
rotting flesh of an attachment, just sitting there. And eventually you can cause sepsis and you can cause osteomyelitis and just bad infections all around. (ambulance sirens whining) Oh, I love the ambulance.
(tense music) I love that different language. Taco Bellevue hospital! I love it. So there's a Bellevue
hospital out in New York City but I like that they
added Taco Bell to it. Taco Bell or Bellevue. (machine whirring) All right. Looking at the eye. - I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients
than he's even treated. - Okay- - Oh my gosh. - What does this look like to you? - A grayish blob? - Right. (Dr Jordan laughing) - I love that it's a grayish blob, but you can see that her eye is super-red. That's basically injection
is what we call it. Conjunctival injection, or
actually scleral injections. The white part of your eye is the sclera. And that can get inflamed
for many different reasons. And now he's just doing a
quick visual assessment. - And this one?
- The first one was a blob - A grayish blob?
- and now we got this other image of a bird-
- That's right. - With a tennis racket. - It looks like you might have
some mild corneal irritation. - Oh, that's not good. - Nice try, little boy. - So the cornea itself is
the very thin cell layers that are clear that go
over top of the pupil and of the iris, which is
a colored part of the eye. You'll know if you have like a scratch or anything like that. It's very painful. - You may have your textbook
knowledge and your real diploma but I have more skill in my little claw than you have in your whole carapace! (Zoidberg shrieking)
(Dr Jordan laughing) - You seem a bit tense. Here, try these. - Oh my gosh. - Sure. Butter me up with candy. Well, it won't work, sonny! (Zoidberg slurping)
(Dr Jordan laughing) - Oh! - Why always the fighting? - Typically, certain different
medications can do that. So pinpoint pupils
occurs when you basically are taking heroin, morphine or pain pill, dilated pupils, multiple
different reasons, type of stimulant, right? So if you're stimulated and your sympathetic
nervous system kicks on, you're gonna have a dilation of your pupil so you can get more
light in so you can see. - Your eye just needs some rest. You'll have to wear this
patch for about a week. (Dr Jordan laughing)
(Leela groaning) - A week? - So a one-eyed person,
you're putting a patch on- How is she gonna go walk
around and see anything? They're putting an eye patch, that way, basically the cells will
heal without irritation of, one, your eyelid irritating
the layers trying to heal as well as not letting your eye dry out. Here we go. (door whooshing) - Hi, I'm Heather, your
personal euthasizer. Let's get started with a
nice botulism treatment. (Dr Jordan laughing) - Let's get a nice botulism treatment. So botulism or botulinum
neurotoxin is what is in Botox. So that is what helps
paralyze our wrinkles away, so to speak. - Go to hell, Heather. - Oh! (Heather giggling) (needle squeaking) In small doses- - Oh, gross! So, so botulism can occur
in like, busted cans. So it would be really,
really careful if you have, like a can, any canned food at your house that it's got, like pressure, it looks like it's gonna explode open. Get rid of that. 'Cos there could be some toxin in there. - Instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable. (skin slapping)
(Farnsworth groaning) (elastic stretching sounds) - Oh my god- - Give me back my floppy face!
(Dr Jordan laughing) - So there are specific
areas where you actually get Botox injected. You don't wanna just shoot around and get injections anywhere
in your face or by anybody. But check out my other video
that I made on Botox itself. All right. Let's keep going. (skin slapping)
(Farnsworth shouting) (suckers popping) - Careful with the giblets! - Mm, you're still retaining a
lot of grump in these points. More pressure. (suckers popping intensifies) - Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. It's like putty. (Farnsworth groaning) Oh my goodness. Massage is really good. It's really good to relax the muscles and heal your body faster
from different ailments. - A soothing full body
bath in searing hot tar. (Dr Jordan laughing) - I like this med spa, but you don't wanna go
into searing hot tar, you're gonna cause yourself burns. And with tar, it's gonna stick on there and just continue to burn. Holy cow, this guy is 161? He looks really good, minus during the massage,
half his skin came off. (metal creaking)
(Dr Jordan laughing) - There. Fixed forever. (metal clanking)
(gas hissing) - Oh! - Oh! - Hopefully that's just hot- (loud explosion)
(Fry and Bender shouting) - Oh, man, the explosion- Oh! As I always say, don't pull it out! Man, there's pipe
straight through the body. Right below the xiphoid
process into the abdomen, it looks like. And he's doing okay. This is probably not realistic, but you gotta worry about spinal
cord injury, aorta injury. Your liver is part up in that area. There's a bunch of different things yet that that area could hit. - Ah, the hypochondriac's back. So what is it this time? - Hypochondriac, right? Somebody who's always worried
that they're always sick. There's always something wrong with them. That there's always an ailment. This happens. People get worried that
something bad is gonna happen. So doctors just have to
address it appropriately to ease the anxiety and the worries away. - Well, my lead pipe hurts a little. - That's normal, next patient. (metal sawing sounds)
(metal clanking) - What the, what? Ooh! (tinny zapping sounds) So cool! Obviously all bleeding, you
can see inside the body. And then all of a sudden,
this web of healing occurs. Super awesome. I wish we had that nowadays. (mysterious music)
(incredulous gasping) - He's a witch! - Whoa! - Fry, did you eat
anything unusual recently? - No.
(Dr Jordan laughing) - Well, what about that bathroom egg salad from the truck stop? (Dr Jordan laughing) - I've had better. - Egg salad? Hmm- - Egg salad- - We'll have to examine
your gastrointestinal tract. - Oh my gosh. They even, even they're
wigged out basically in this futuristic time
where he just healed himself and they're worried about if it's related to food that he ate, but he wants to investigate
his gastrointestinal tract, basically mouth to anus. Multiple sections of your colon, all of that stuff they wanna look at. - If you can't see well enough
through the two-way mirror, there'll be a closeup
on this video screen. (scratching sound) - Oh geez. (construction sounds) What the- so the doctor's using a
stethoscope to hear you- - We need to have a look
inside you with this camera- - truck, backing up. Oh! - Guess again. - There you go. Oh geez. Going up the, you know what, so that's, that's for your colonoscopy, you definitely don't wanna
put the colonoscopy camera down your mouth. That's all I'm trying to say. (Bender munching popcorn) I like how it's like a show. Oh, super cool! Doing a really good job
of showing, basically, the anatomy of the intestines. The rings around which basically think, could hide in different corners. You're looking for
polyps, different-looking, for bleeding or masses or cancer. Pretty cool. (mysterious music) - Watch for any sudden
irregularity in Fry's bowel. - Whoa- (Dr Jordan laughing) (exciting music) - Super cool! It's got like a
whole universe in his colon! - This used to be a big dump. - Worms. So worms happen. There's different types of,
ascariasis is a common worm. There's a lot of worms that
you could potentially get, round worms, they're called helminths. And actually it just occurred to me, kind of weird that mayonnaise, the main brand of mayonnaise is Helmann's. And now you have helminths
as a medical word for worms in your body. - Ew! Puke-a-tronic! - So the eggs in that
egg salad sandwich were- - Whoa!
- Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was
probably none too fresh either. - Talking bout the mayonnaise! Look at this. There is some correlation, I promise you, I've never saw this before. You gotta be super careful of
the things that you're eating and ingesting, knowing
where you get it from. Because if you get worms in your body, it can cause malnutrition
and a lot of other problems, but pretty funny and accurate. All right, well that's it. I loved it. That was really good. That was the first time
checking out "Futurama." And I loved the, the
doctor with the claws. Hilarious. So really, really fun. I hope you guys enjoyed that react video. Do you have a favorite show
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