- I reacted to medical
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shotgun blast to the face. (gun banging) (men laughing) - That's literally what
the show is though, especially lately. - You know what? We should try some of that stuff. - No, you shouldn't. Every episode says that these are trained stunt professionals, and there are medical
professionals standing by - I'm Peter Griffin, and
this is shopping cart roof, roof, roof, shop, roof shopping cart. - That's how a lot of the
names of the things are. - Okay, go. Ow, ow, ow. - Oh, that is not a normal
configuration of Peter's body. - What does it look like? What do I do? - It looks like your
vertebral bodies have shifted. That's a spinous process out backwards. - I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm sc- - Oh, how did he vomit? - Does this get fixed with ice or heat? - No. ER with a C collar and a rapid CT scan. - Your blood work shows that your liver isn't functioning properly. Now, the most obvious step would simply be to stop drinking. - Or? - Well, that's the most obvious step. A lot of times we see a pattern on the inflammatory liver enzymes where the AST is double the ALT, and that can signal that potentially it's alcohol-induced liver injury. - Well, we do have these pills that may correct the enzyme
imbalance in your liver. - We don't have that for
alcohol-induced liver injury. That doesn't exist. - Can we do what we normally do where you roll it up in a piece of cheese like you're fooling me? - Yeah, I guess. But then you're gonna
have cheese in your ass. - Wait, what? - See, I did this whole video where I was telling people
how I give Bear capsules, and everyone's like,
"Just put it in cheese." But if it's a capsule,
the dog can't chew it, otherwise all the powder
that's inside the capsule spills out. So capsules, you gotta trick them. The way that I do it is just
shove it down Bear's throat. - Yeah, the doctor said I gotta give you these pills the butt way. - Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not happening. - Why don't they just say suppository? Why does he say butt way? - Ah! (growls) - (gasps) What the hell? You, you bit me! - For dog bites, a broad spectrum
antibiotic like Augmentin. And make sure your tetanus is up to date. Your tetanus vaccine, I mean. - Mrs. Griffin, it's a good
thing you brought this child in. - Why? Is he okay? - I'm afraid he's very sick. In fact, his lab work shows he's suffering from Hodgkin's Lymphoma. - That wouldn't be just a lab diagnosis. - Are you saying Scotty has cancer? - I don't know, I didn't read
the whole Wikipedia entry. But the good news is that what
he has is highly treatable. - By the way, people judge
doctors for looking things up. We can't maintain all of the
information in our minds. Nor is it useful, 'cause
a lot of the guidelines, which we use to make decisions
on what to do, change, and they change based
on the newest evidence. And research comes out a mile a minute, so you can't keep up with all of it. So if your doctor looks things up to be thorough and careful,
that's a good thing. (Dr. Hartman coughing) - Oh, for God's sake. - Look, do you have any idea how expensive medical school is? - No, I don't. - Well, it's probably pretty expensive. - Probably pretty expensive. He didn't even go to med school. You don't need to tip your doctor. In fact, I think giving your doctor anything worth more than $30 is considered unethical
or maybe even illegal. But what I will say is that
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back to the "Family Guy." - Now, you see that barbell over there? Go ahead and try and lift that. (Stewie grunting) - Yeah, two-year-old should not
be power lifting in the gym. - I got something that'll get him going. - Oh my God. - Well, if there's anyone I can trust, it's a stranger at the gym
holding a dirty needle. Here, Stewie, try this. - I feel like when people go to the gym, they suspend all skepticism
if a person is jacked. So like if you see a person that's jacked, you're like, "Every piece
of advice they are giving is the equivalent of a
certified PhD athletic trainer giving it to you." Most cases, it's just bro science. - Well, will you look at me? I have the power! ♪ He-man ♪ - Hello, family. - Why are his legs so weak, though? Get some symmetry, brah. - Hey, what the hell? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is it a problem? Huh, you want go? You want to go? - Testosterone rage, steroid rage, actually real and does happen. - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about go. That's what I'm talking about. First one's on the house. - One of the side effects to enhanced exposure to testosterone is that you are willing
to take on more risk. Not even that you just get angry, you are literally willing
to put your life in danger. You start driving more aggressively. You start speeding more. All the things that you
associate with kids doing when they're having peak
levels of testosterone is what happens. - Stewie, did you hire three Mexican guys to shake a soda can
and give it to my boss? - What? One's Guatemalan. - Damn it, Stewie, you got me fired. - Get your hands off me. I'll go floppy dead weight on you. - (groans) Oh crap, my stomach. I think my hernia ruptured. - The danger with hernias
is less about rupture and more about incarceration of bowels, where the bowels actually
poke through the hernia, then get strangulated because the hernia cuts off circulation to the piece of the
bowel that went through, and then essentially chokes
it out and has it die. That's a medical emergency, 'cause if you don't correct
that, you can die from it. Outside of what common knowledge might be, that if you have a big hernia, it's more likely to get choked out. That's not true. It's actually the small hernias that have a higher rate of incarceration rather than the big ones. The big ones are usually
the reducible ones that you can just like push
the abdominal contents back in. (tires screeching) - Oh! - Oh God, buddy, I'm sorry, you okay? (dramatic music) - Why is the chicken always here? (fists thudding) - I don't know why these cartoons, they always show the facial trauma as like tic-tac-toe
squares on their faces. I don't know what's a better fight, this or me versus iDubbbz. (machines crackling) The blunt force trauma that
both of them have experienced is really impressive that they keep going. (chicken squawking) When you get electrocuted, by the way, your body doesn't light up like an x-ray where you can see your bones. I hope that goes without saying. I feel like a lot of THC was consumed in the creation of this clip,
and that's my medical opinion. - Three adults and one infant please. - Nice try, lady. That kid's at least three. - What? That's insane. Brian, do I look old to you? - You look fine. - The museum manager just
said I looked over two. That's mid-toddler. - Actually, that's something
we do in the doctor's office. When a patient comes in,
part of our objective thing is patient appears stated age or patient appears older than stated age. - Stewie, what the hell
did you do to yourself? - Nothing. Almost nothing. Just a little Botox. Little filler, maybe some strings. - So cute. - Let me guess, 10 months? - Oh my God, my new look is working. I'm back into months. - He should have just
used an Instagram filter like everybody else. - Stewie, you got more plastic surgery? - I know it was a mistake. - Doctor, this is Stewie. He needs you to help fix his face. - Oh, absolutely, I can do that. - Great. Is it a simple procedure? - Oh sure, we just break
every bone in his face and then smoosh them back into position. - Or you could use the dissolving
liquid for the fillers. - Wow, Dr. Hartman really did a good job. - Yep. He told me bedrest and ice packs
for two days so it can set, but I'm not missing picture day. - Huh. You sure you shouldn't
listen to the doctor? - Brian, I know what I'm doing. - [Photographer] One, two, three. (dramatic music) - You know, we're laughing
and attacking Botox here, but the reality is Botox actually
has some medical utility. In times where we wanna
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