Episode Forty-Seven: Am I The A**hole? | Violating Community Guidelines

foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] Community guidelines with your host Brittany Broski and Sarah shower of course and what are we talking about today today is actually one of Sarah's favorites it is am I the [ __ ] yes now some of you in the comments would say we're both [ __ ] and to that I would agree we have two and yes yeah and they bleed yeah actually they do um hooking up with someone and they were like you have a large Cut Above your butt and I was like what oh also did you see that Tick Tock where it's like I need a doctor to explain this to me like I'm five how come if I have a cut on my arm and I put feces in it it'll get infected but if I have a cut in my butt and feces slides by why doesn't that get infected I would say nine times out of ten it's gonna be infected well I mean have you ever had a cut in your butt no oh so you just said your butthole bleeds you have to enter from wiping too hard yeah that's what I oh I'm thinking of like internal bleeding no it's like dark red I'll table that blood clots just passing blood clots through my whole no it's when you're wiping it like a marker yeah it's just that sandpaper toilet paper yeah this is self-harm yes that is a form of self-harm so we're gonna be talking about am I the [ __ ] which is just a Reddit page it's like uh um actually I'm gonna read about it if that's okay yeah so our our slash am I the [ __ ] also referred to aita is a subreddit where users post about their real world interpersonal conflicts and receive judgment from fellow redditors some posts such as the December 2021 Thread about an orange tabby named Jorts are shared on other social media platforms besides Reddit the subreddit also allows users to determine the morality or of absurd specific scenarios so like it's also popular on Tick Tock where like they're popular on Tick Tock yeah you have like the Subway Surfer like 10 part series which means someone will be playing Subway Surfers as this conversations going on in the background yeah so the viewer is watching them play Subway Surfers and then in their mind being like yeah they are the [ __ ] making immoral judgment yeah passing judgment on you and yours but it is crazy that like our attention spans are so short we can't wait for like a two page like someone just to read it out loud we have to watch something while we listen yeah yeah or I would like to be coloring yeah while I listen I know there's also like crafts that people do and then they like put the audio over it um but I love am I the [ __ ] post because it's just like the most insane people you've ever or like there's someone who's being clearly like abused yeah and they're like is it wrong to like ask like that they don't hit me and like take take my food and you're like yeah that is wrong yeah you're such a [ __ ] dick or it's like um you're in the wrong actually yes am I the [ __ ] for throwing free weights at someone at the gym I don't see like they don't see what their [ __ ] issue is it's like well they pissed me off but then it's also like I guess these people do probably like not they don't have like a lot of people around them or like if they do they're probably enablers or something like that yeah yes I'm sure it started as something very well actually I think Stanley put the origins in here oh yeah yeah the subreddit was created in 2013 By photographer and dog rescuer Mark bolack to determine if he had been inappropriately mansplaining in a debate with female co-workers about the temperature of their office anyone who identifies as a photographer and dog rescuer and as a man you're you're a manipulator yeah I haven't seen The Bachelor or The Bachelorette but don't they have like tags of like what they do yeah like just like you know Mark dog rescuer yeah it's like so you touch kids bird Haver basement liver yes the subreddit came to popularity in 2018 and by July 2019 it had 1 million members which it dubs potential [ __ ] a Twitter account repost a curated selection of the posts and any user typically from a single use account referred to as a throwaway can make a post beginning with am I the [ __ ] asking if they're an [ __ ] for what they did in a situation they were involved in other users can judge them Past final judgment upon them with the ratings yta AKA you're the [ __ ] in ta not the [ __ ] or nah no [ __ ] here or Esh everyone sucks here I have never seen a nah or Esh declaration because people love to point the finger I know but I'm gonna start like like commenting that like more often it's like my boyfriend yells at me am I in the wrong yes no one's at fault your boyfriend seems like a nice man he communicates with you through loud sound and you're gonna complain yes um wait what was I there's also like so you create like a throwaway in case because you can like um go to their account and like find like everything that they do or like and like basically their identity and if you're about to like out yourself as an [ __ ] like you don't want to everyone to like know who you are exactly that you know nobody really comes in handy mm-hmm so as of um wait an example of the conundrums posted in am I the [ __ ] for switching to regular milk to prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing from me um wait so am I the [ __ ] for switching to regular milk to prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing from me what would you say actually for in that example scenario I don't think they're the [ __ ] the roommate's that [ __ ] yeah like you're that's a funny way to prove that the roommate's stealing you just made them [ __ ] their pants yeah I think there's actually like what sucks about like what I found out about like following this page is that like there's this this law is so stupid if you do something to your own property or your own Goods with the intent of harming someone else you can actually get in trouble for that I know so like that's that's [ __ ] up I know there was like a couple where um someone like stole someone keeps stealing this person's food at work and so they put like a lot of [ __ ] hot like chili peppers in it and made like this person like go to the hospital yeah and then they got sued or something they got in trouble for that that is so [ __ ] stupid I know they're okay famously the movie Liar Liar featuring Jim Carrey have you seen it um is that where the guy turns blue no I'm sorry that's Paul Giamatti yes okay it was blue and touch those kids where is he he's in um a celebrity um like show right now how do you know that because I saw a Manny mua post about it he's in the show with him if there is a man with a pulse and a penis Manny anyway knows about him Frankie Muniz where are you now where is he we get his actual location real life updates the Muniz Camp the Munoz cam what happened to Frankie Munoz no he's like on a reality show right now oh he's got a podcast too mhm period um yeah different movie in the movie Liar Liar Jim Carrey plays a lawyer who for a day can't tell a lie yeah and it's like one of my favorite movies but in that this woman comes up to him and he's like or the woman's like son's a [ __ ] like you where like I had an intruder try to break into my house and he fell through the roof or something and like onto my kitchen counter as he was trying to break in and injured himself yeah and she had to pay the medical bills yeah and she was like it's sons of [ __ ] like you that need to be eradicated from this world because he won the case yeah for the the injured guy and I was like damn first of all lawyers are insane yeah and then second of all that's literally that yeah how and what Universe does that make sense where she would have to pay because he was injured on her property yeah that is like um we used to have a pool one time in like South Carolina it moved no um and when I lived there and like my parents were always worried about like the date like the neighbor kids like coming in and drowning because like you have to like account for the fact that people break it they're stupid yeah like kids will break into your backyard and kill themselves and now it's your fault God that's insane yeah I used to work in home insurance like home and auto insurance and that was a big thing like if you had steps leading up to your home and you didn't have there was like a minimum number of steps where you had to have a handrail yeah if you didn't have that oh my God people could sue the [ __ ] out of you yeah like if they stubbed their toe and trip and oh my leg you're paying the medical bills dude I gotta find some like front porches now yeah you need to start walking up people's doors yes I'm just looking October 2020 the subreddit receives about 800 scenarios per day uh Princeton University ethicist Eleanor Gordon Smith um said sorry I was thinking Jessica wouldn't love it um said to the guardian there's um there's something almost thrilling about peeking behind the curtain into other people's lives hearing their weird thoughts yeah what they think deep down of their Partners children and Friends that's T that is true I like hearing about like I mean it's like the same as like gossip I like hearing about other people's drama when I'm not involved right you know and then passing judgment yeah it's it's a great feeling healing yes on their last post they're like what um okay let's get into it I mean there's not much more to say let's do some so um we're just gonna start reading am I the [ __ ] post and play God a favorite activity yeah all right do you want to read the first one all right so the first one I'm actually really excited people are going to take this put this on Tick Tock and then Subway Surfer is going to be beneath it we've okay so am I the [ __ ] for singing a song to my wife at our wedding and making her angry so off key last week my wife and I are both in our 30s I am Mexican she is American but we both grew up in the U.S and both our families know both languages my wife planned every bit of the wedding and was a very controlling and nervous bride but all right I get that she was stressed during the reception I went to the band and asked them to play a song for me to sing to my new wife it was Tamar by Miguel Bose Bose it was the song from our first date in a really bad Mexican restaurant so it became a long-standing joke between us that's cute yeah the guests really love this song my mother-in-law cried and told me it was beautiful but my bride seemed upset I asked her what's wrong and she said I am an [ __ ] for making the spotlight for taking the spotlight to enforce my S and enforce my ethnicity and not just let the Band sing Our Song For Us am I the [ __ ] the girl she's racist dude enforce your ethnicity look you appear in front of me and I'm like you're enforcing your life that's a whole lot of life [Laughter] no that's that you just have a racist wife actually by the way can't you like annul your wedding like at the wedding like if you like if someone [ __ ] up like you can probably like annul it like right then and there Kim Kardashian did it 72 hours how long do you have to like a null a wedding wait wait wait consider who you're asking you've been married twice how long do you have to annul wedding freaking mean it's just staring at me you have four years to annul um oh my gosh that's actually a super long time and it's a no before it becomes a divorce in general you have four years from the date of the marriage to file for an annulment but there are exceptions depending on the reason for the annulment okay so yeah like I don't understand why a lot of people get divorced like super divorced then we have callers should we have if you've ever annulled your wedding please let us know in the comments below if you've ever been divorced that's crazy that actually is kind of crazy my parents are divorced oh yeah yeah my mom was divorced really yeah I was married before she married your dad yeah that's tea I know do your parents are they cordial they're civil yeah okay because they got divorced and I was like one yeah so all I've ever known is them being separated it was never like I mean my real mom it was like I've known my stepmom since I could have thoughts yeah so um yeah I don't know about why would you Enola marriage that soon yeah I mean like cheating or like the person's just a [ __ ] yeah not that I didn't not that I don't know why marriage is dissolve but why a null instead of divorce I guess is the question yeah I mean like I feel like annulment is cheaper but you have to have probably more concrete proof or something that crazy has to happen yeah you know the dog in the driveway hey y'all it's Brittany this holiday season if you're looking for a unique gift that inspires curiosity travel and culture give the gift of Babel Babel is the language learning app that sold more than 10 million subscriptions thanks to Babel's addictively fun and easy bite-sized language lessons you'll finally be able to discover 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that's part of the fun that's part of the fun and they always have like this disclaimer at the top um where it's like hey guys make sure to be respectful and don't be like a crazy person so the top voted post is not the [ __ ] what a weird way to view what happened and then edit oh my God thanks for the award guys they're my first oh he got 42 000 upvotes yeah that is actually uh agreed her accusation is bizarre I'm not sure what enforce your ethnicity actually means that's when I put too much Mayo on my sandwich when I drive in two lanes I suppose she's implying that he's swinging around his Heritage like some kind of weapon what the [ __ ] latest Heritage threateningly the overall undertone is kind of mystifying I know a lot of women would on blush deep pink being sang to with their wedding congratulations original poster I guess and good luck looks like you're gonna need it not the [ __ ] I would agree I think that this is a deep rooted insecurity with her yeah but you're worried that at your wedding to your husband he's taking the spotlight there's no Spotlight it's about both of you yeah if anything it puts more attention on you right because it's like looking at you before your reaction yeah this man is singing to you I was thinking that it was like am I the [ __ ] because my singing was so offensive or like bad I thought it was gonna be like he sings [ __ ] [ __ ] get money at the wedding it's like am I what did I do wrong oh I'm the [ __ ] yeah dude we have another one and Britney's gonna take it away all right this one is am I the [ __ ] if it'll load for telling my mother-in-law I want to [ __ ] her son stop okay so my 20 28 oh so she the writer is a 28 year old woman yes I'm having a brain fart so my husband who's a 31 year old male had to spend two months in a different state for work he came back nine days ago I'm obviously thrilled he's back and I've missed him a lot I was hoping we would be able to spend some time together just the two of us however his mom 56 female came over when he was supposed to come home I was slightly annoyed but I know she was just excited for her son to be back however she never left like I was prepared to deal with her being there for a day or two but no nine days because she's been here for nine days we haven't had a second of time together she insists on staying here instead of a hotel for the record she lives an hour away yeah girl go home the guest room is right next to ours and the walls are thin when the two of us go out she comes with us or makes one of us stay with her because otherwise we would be bad hosts she follows us around the house constantly we want to cuddle and watch movies she's sitting in the arms sure we want to go on a romantic restaurant date better make that a table for three we have even left her in the living room to go chat in our room and she follows us oh my God earlier today I just asked her to leave even though both of us have been hinting that she needs to go she keeps saying that she wasn't ready to go yet and wanted more time with her son I tried telling her we wanted some time alone and she kept insisting that she join us finally I snapped and said since you seem to be oblivious I will put this bluntly I want to [ __ ] your son if you don't want to see or hear then you need to leave I know this isn't the classiest response ever but I was frustrated anyway she yelled at me but eventually left we finally got to have our alone time but now she's blowing up both of our phones saying that I am disgusting and have no respect for her her son or myself she keeps telling my husband that he shouldn't be with someone so crude and how dare he let me speak to her like that I'm sure you get the idea I know that's what I said I know that what I said was really inappropriate so am I the [ __ ] I don't think we have to we'll read the edit after that so she wrote a little post script that says after reading these comments I will definitely let my husband know he needs to step up I agree that it should have been him who made her leave period if it's your family member your friend that's being annoying causing a nuisance in your home it should be you that steps up because you have that relationship yeah anyone else who steps up they're gonna look like a dick yeah um I love him to death and want him to be accommodating to his fear of making her angry she's nasty when she's angry and will turn his whole family against him however he needs to set boundaries yeah I think this is definitely like an emotional incest like situation where like the mom is in love with the son which is just like a gross Dynamic altogether I I mean I'm repulsed by like most men in general but like I feel like when they're like oh my god there was this [ __ ] Tick Tock where this girl was like my lipstick I found out what shade of lipstick that his mother wears and now I wear it to remind him of her and I'm like I'm like you knowingly did that you got the same [ __ ] lipstick that's disgusting it's like is it the Comfort or you know men that date women that look like their moms yeah it's like something so Freud had a point I he really did he's rolling in his grave he had a great point he's doing backflips in his grave also I don't like this is just I would have the thing is I'm not close with my family so if my mom was more than like two days I'd be like [ __ ] off like I don't understand this is actually something I did what if it was your partner's mom [ __ ] off I make weird hand gestures [Laughter] like what we don't even have one of those stop I'm at dinner no but I don't I mean I know that she picked up on the hand but like she was like just ignoring the hand said that she didn't want to go that is so [ __ ] disgusting I don't know why you would wait nine days though yeah how long how of how many days would you wait before if my husband's mom insisted on like like going into our bedroom with us to chat yeah I would pull him aside yeah and I'd be like you need to [ __ ] say something or I'm I'm like going to stay at a hotel yeah and then you want to have [ __ ] sleepover cuddle time with your mom dude yeah then do it but I'm not gonna be here I'd ask her if he wants to blow her oh she wants to block him you guys want to like he could touch each other me and my partner Vibe it's his mom we're looking for a third and we found her oh wait I want to say the top comments not the [ __ ] crass yes Ash holish no why don't you and your husband have any boundaries with this woman yeah period it's not her fault she's not the [ __ ] the mom made her and be the [ __ ] yeah um you're both adults letting her treat you like naughty teenagers um she can insist on staying with you um all she wants it's your house and your choice who stays there and if you don't want her there tell her no and why is she staying indefinitely instead of this being pre-planned and everyone knows yeah actually was she just supposed to stay there like how long was she gonna stay there I know indefinitely it's not and she lived an hour away I know [ __ ] go home literally go home and why is she yeah um everyone knows arrivals and departure dates oh why did you bother hinting at all instead of just being direct from the beginning and how is your husband responding to her blowing up to your um blowing up your phones and calling your names yeah you should be telling yeah defend your wife yeah you spineless little prune just stand up to your mom what I hate man um he should be telling her he won't he won't allow her to speak to his wife like this and laying down firm boundaries for future visits so this doesn't happen again little mousy [ __ ] roach boy both of you you 30. [Laughter] Jesus Christ all right I want to do am I the [ __ ] for spoiling my best friend's proposal okay see that one okay am I the [ __ ] for spoiling my best friend's purpose proposal so I 27 female I'm getting married to my fiance 27 male in a little under three weeks everything has been going amazing with the planning and I'm ecstatic for the day my best friend Cassie whom I've been friends with since we were 10 years old is my maid of honor she is truly one of the sweetest people I've ever met and has stuck with me through everything she's been the biggest help in planning this whole ordeal and I wouldn't trade her for the world however I've never been the biggest fan of her girlfriend Sophie homophobia and I'm kidding um I always show her respect and try to include her in things and she's a huge introvert and sometimes it can come off as disrespect in return Cassie's own words but they always seem to be very happy together so I hope she warms up to me a little um to me a little in time they've only been together for a little over a year and a half a year and a half is a long time oh yeah that's actually a really long time still be like mousy around her friends like [ __ ] yeah open up several days ago Sophie approached me asking me if it'd be okay if it be okay if she proposed during my reception she claimed it would be a great way for Cassie and I to bond more having our weddings linked and all that not that we need any more time to bond she's already my other half I love Cassie to death but I'd never allowed that for anyone I shut the idea down immediately and Sophie got all pissy with me and left she said something along the lines of I don't need your permission anyway it's her wedding yeah and walked out the door this made me fearful that she'd attempted anyway so I went to Cassie period yeah needless to say Cassie was mad I never really see her get angry but she was livid she apologized profusely and she said she couldn't believe Sophie would ever think of doing something like that and that was the end of our conversation however two days ago I got another call from Sophie berating me for spoiling her plan to propose and was informed that Cassie would be attending the Wedding by herself and is currently not speaking to her period yeah I'm in full support of that because that your partner's tone deaf I know I was concerned that wasn't the entire story so I called Cassie she was a mess she said she was staying with her parents right now and disinvited Sophie as her plus one because she was scared Sophia would have proposed anyway given the chance and she didn't want to ruin my wedding I told her to come with me for a while instead and she showed up several hours later still a complete mess she said that her and Sophie had a huge fight and she was reconsidering whether or not she wanted to stay in this relationship according to Cassie these huge fights are a common occurrence oh dude if you don't want to get married to this person anyway if you're fighting that much already I feel awful for ruining her proposal and potentially ruining her relationship Cassie has been picking herself up in front of me and continuing to be great with the last minute to Do's but I've caught her crying while I'm not around oh that's so hard yeah I love her and I don't want her to resent me for this so I need to know am I the [ __ ] and is there anything I can do to fix this wait so I'm I'm confused um so Sophie wait read the edit uh edit is um I went to Cassie with all your comments and she broke down we had a long moment in where Cassie finally told me how Sophie really treated her she hadn't previously because she didn't want people to hate her girlfriend I won't share details for Cassie's privacy but needless to say I no longer respect Sophie I held her hand as she called Sophie to finally end things Cassie will be staying with me for a few weeks while we get her things from their shared apartment and find her a new place to stay I've even asked her to house sit during our honeymoon more for more for her benefit than mine but I won't share that bit with her as many of you said I know I'm incredibly lucky to have Cassie in my life and I'm so glad to be helping her into um into a new chapter of her life we will be going out for dinner and drinks tomorrow with my fiance and a couple of mutual friends on me of course as a huge thank you for everything she's done thank you for all your kind comments we'll be sure next time to find Cassie a partner as sweet as she is that's really interesting so she's not an introvert she's probably just a dick you know she probably wasn't quiet because like she was actually like and she was just probably a jerk or just a manipulator it sounds like like if they were fighting behind closed doors constantly making her cry and then doing that weird quiet [ __ ] around Cassie's best friend she probably felt threatened Yeah by their friendship yeah but even this is one of those moments in adult friendships it becomes very hard to sit down with your friend and have a conversation like this I'm sure in five years yeah what's her name Cassie is gonna look back and be like thank you for telling me yeah you know and I'm sorry and I'm sure Cassie will feel bad for the rest of her life about oh my God my [ __ ] partner was going to propose at your reception yeah there are just things you don't do I definitely think it's like narcissistic behavior because like to make someone else's big day about you and then also like to not connect with their best friend is like definitely is like something that like narcissists do yeah you know where like so I could see that yeah I think absolutely this was probably an incredible bonding moment for for them I don't think anyone's the [ __ ] again I want to find one where they are the [ __ ] yeah what if I just commented right now you guys are both [ __ ] dicks God I miserable why would you do this to Sophie my account name is not Sophie has anyone actually considered it from Sophie's perspective am I the [ __ ] for quoting my friend an exorbit exorbitant price great word exorbitant I crochet as a hobby I started doing it about six or seven years ago to help cope with my anxiety over time I've become pretty good at it and have done a few commissions for small things I recently opened my own website where I post my patterns and tips for free sometimes I'll sell something on there I made that I wouldn't keep or give away but in general I don't actively sell my stuff I have a friend Lynn who is always asking me to make her stuff I've made her a scarf and hat set and I gifted her a baby blanket for her rainbow baby damn all of which have been free she asked me to make my more complicated stuff for her like Cardigans large and groomy toys and complex blankets which I always say no to because as much as I love Lynn she's very demanding and I do this for fun I enjoyed giving her her gifts but I don't like feeling obliged it takes me a while to finish complex things and I know she wouldn't be okay waiting more than like a week recently I posted a patchwork cardigan I made and Lynn texted me asking me to make one for her I said no because it took me a month to finish and I had other things I wanted to make she asked if she paid for it if I would make it for her I told her that based on the cost of materials and an hourly wage for skilled labor it would cost about four hundred dollars she said that was ridiculous and there was no way that cardigan would be worth four hundred dollars I told her I agree but that's why I usually don't take commissions and would rather give away stuff I make she told me I was being greedy realistically if I took commission for this cardigan I'd charge like 75 dollars which is three times the cost of materials and give a two-month timeline but I wanted to deter her from asking again am I the [ __ ] for quoting her such a high price no literally Lynn needs to like [ __ ] jump off a cliff that is uh a weird thing when you're the creative friend and people feel um uh entitled yeah to your time to your creativity to you know whatever you do it's a weird boundary that's a big issue with a lot of these scenarios is people are just tone deaf yeah they don't have social skills that a normal functioning like 30 year old should yeah so I this is absolutely not her fault yeah I probably would have done the same thing or I would have just been like I'm actually not doing commissions right now I texted Lynn back yeah like I I feel like um I mean I don't know if this is like enough to like end a friendship over but like she sounds like a dick like a greedy dick um who doesn't respect boundaries I'm trying to think of like you said like people take advantage I'm trying to think of like a situation where oh it's like yeah like um if you have a large following people just ask you like share stuff and it's like it doesn't makes it I love you as a friend but it actually doesn't make sense for me to like share this right now yeah you know what I mean like you're you sell RVs like I'm not gonna post it on my story right I've had weird [ __ ] like that too of like can you DM this school I'm trying to get into or can you DM this like company I'm trying to work for yeah no yeah no dude why would I do that why would I I love you as a friend but [ __ ] you I'm not doing that [ __ ] it's weird it has to be genuine as well like if you are trying to help your friend out or if you really want to do something for your friend like that do it if she wanted to make this cardigan [ __ ] do it for free but it seems like Lynn what she wanted it quickly she wanted it free yeah that's just not how life works yeah let's go to the store Lynn Lynn grow up you try crocheting a cardigan and she does it when she has anxiety yeah I know you're making her more anxious you gotta make her anxious to make her work yeah yes she's gonna be crocheting some of her blood and finger skin into it she's so nervous you just threatened her to get a [ __ ] sweater out of her I swear to God give me that second cardigan um weights I want to do I want to do one where there's like a super [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah [Music] hey y'all it's Brittany are you shopping online this Black Friday Cyber Monday this year you need to make sure you add parade to the list going to the mall to try on bras and underwear during Black Friday is a nightmare you no longer need to worry about if you're worried about sizing parade has a find your bra size quiz so you can find your size without ever having to leave your bed shop this sale season in ease with parades 45 off limited time promotion for Black Friday Cyber Monday everyone else has to spend 250 dollars to get this deal but you don't when you use my code bfvcg at checkout y'all they have these PJ pants that I'm not kidding it's like butter girl you get out of the shower you put them things on I'll tell you what finding sustainable 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with the code vcg at manscape.com that's 20 off plus free shipping with the code vcg at manscape.com get the best gifts of all from manscapes [Music] what do the am I the [ __ ] for calling my co-worker chunky okay all right so this one is am I the [ __ ] for calling my co-worker chunky after she repeatedly calls me slam and makes references to my weight after I asked her multiple times not to this is going to be one of those if those table return like situation yeah okay I have a female co-worker who repeatedly calls me out regarding my weight I'm female five nine 115 pounds and very thin she is very overweight all the time she makes comments about my weight she doesn't call me by my name she calls me Slim and I even heard her say one time go ask toothpick and she said she has said stuff like you need some meat on your bones and you don't eat I have only worked there eight days oh my gosh in eight days I've been here five minutes I've worked here for literally half of a day go talk to them what's that [ __ ] cinnamon to winaman man from the Apple Jacks commercial she keeps like making like slim jokes um I've only worked there eight days I've asked her very nicely to stop yesterday I asked her to stop calling me slim again and she basically said it's her mouth and she can say what she wanted that's insane it's my mouth it's my mouth today when she said morning Slim I repeated more I replied morning chunky and she got upset and actually started crying everybody here yeah foreign everybody here at work only six of us total is saying I'm wrong I mean that's how you hear the gossip there's literally only five other people in the room yeah um is saying I'm wrong and I should apologize because being called fat is different than being called Skinny because being called Skinny is a compliment I said as long as she calls me slam I will call her chunky and now I'm the bad person am I the [ __ ] if I don't apologize the owner manager has completely ignored the situation saying it's a high school issue and we should figure it out edit for more info we don't have HR there's only six of us working here cupcake shop the HR at a cupcake shop this is hilarious we are regular employees I went to the owner before I called her chunky and I asked him to talk to her because I felt she was harassing me that's when he said we can handle it ourselves that is a juvenile thing yeah I guess especially if it's a man who owns the cupcake shop he don't give a [ __ ] yeah that's why I called her chunky I told her to stop calling me slam and it didn't I didn't like it and she continued to do it she didn't stop doing it after I asked multiple times and I didn't know what to do besides what she was doing to me she brought up my weight I brought up hers what are your thoughts on this in a fair world sure yeah she's in the right right an eye for an eye yeah if that's how if that's your black and white view of the world yeah the master Oogway response should have been don't say anything yeah you know she's a bully an adult bully yeah and if you don't pay it if you just flat out ignore her she will stop eventually because all this is is deep rooted misogyny she's jealous of the skinny girl yeah so she's making it a joke so she's you know people will rally behind her you know look at this skinny skinny [ __ ] whatever yeah but like you said before we even started as if the tables were turned yeah which apparently you know she doesn't like it and so that doesn't which is I mean fat phobia is like it yeah so like being being insulted for being too thin versus too fat is objectively like very different it is different but insulting women as a woman is just a no-go period so I think that the [ __ ] is the the plus-sized woman I think everyone's a bit of a dick here I'm saying yeah it's misogyny to go after another woman's weight I you could probably still insult or just go after something personality that's the thing yeah you should have said God you're [ __ ] stupid yeah what's up idiot you're so stupid you can only comment on my way what's up dirt squirt what you just here remove the weight aspect of it and just go for something else embarrassing yeah yeah one time I was getting bullied in middle school and um it's because I was the new girl and I had a big forehead and whatever yeah and I told my dad I was like you know these girls are just really Middle School girls are quite literally some of the most evil people on the planet yeah I was like I'm just you know having a tough time at school and he said well what does this girl look like and I was like well she's got like really thin hair and kind of messed up teeth and he said next time she called awful but next time she uh you know says something about your forehead just call her backhoe mouth rake that you put it oh yeah it's funny though yeah and I would have used it if I needed to but also that girl has to know like I didn't know what that was initially so like she has to have like some gardening knowledge yeah you have to be insulted properly a general level of Botany knowledge yes that just that so that's a double whammy yeah you've never gardened yes you will never garden and your teeth are [ __ ] up my go-to thing online if someone's mean to me is if you went missing no one would care or turn around or if you went missing and were found dead I hope that a YouTuber does her makeup to your story or if I want to be really mean I just switched to my stand account yeah yeah you could really let him have it yes my favorite was oh my God me and my friend said this all the time of where someone commented a hate comment under a YouTube video it was like this [ __ ] sucks yeah that someone responded with their exact coordinates oh [ __ ] they responded and said I'm sorry yeah like their IP address and their direct coordinates I'm sorry why would you do that it's God what do the comments say um not the [ __ ] by a long shot just because she apparently defines herself by her parents does not give her the right to Define You by yours objectification sucks period that's what they said yeah I think that this If This Were Me yeah um I would not she tried to elevate it you know that didn't work I would have just ignored her or I would have insulted her intelligence yeah because that like you said personality Cuts deeper way deeper than anything physical you know if it's like you're exhausting to be around has anyone ever told you that you were hard to spend time with she'll be thinking about that for the rest of her [ __ ] life yeah or you should uh follow her to her car and scream at her into a bull horn behind her just not threateningly just do it yeah let's do it she won't interact [Laughter] I put a bullhorn down my throat hahaha make your dropper Keys oh geez just to scare the [ __ ] out of her every time she shows up for work oh yeah give her something more memorable memorable about yourself yeah what's up screamer yeah yeah yeah yeah that's insane yeah um I wanna wait wait oh am I the [ __ ] for being upset and my sister getting my college fund money okay yeah this is gonna be uh the parents are the [ __ ] okay hi I am 17 female my sister 21 female was always a rebellious child but never got in trouble our grandfather left us both funds for college and his inheritance the only catch was to actually go to college my sister was the party animal got pregnant at 18 and my parents took care of everything she still lives with us and we don't have a father with no father in the picture I wanted to start looking for colleges now to be better prepared but turns out I have no money left I'm literally sobbing while writing this my parents took my entire inheritance and gave it to my sister I raised this issue on Christmas and I'm being blamed for ruining Christmas and not loving my niece or my sister I told them yes I really hate each and every one of them I feel like an [ __ ] for that my parents have offered ten thousand dollars in exchange to calm me down but the amount was literally eighty thousand they are now telling me that I'm greedy please read it help me am I really the [ __ ] should I take what they're offering me right now because according to them that's what they've got what the [ __ ] you have dodo brain parents dude I would if I know there's 17 you can probably can't sue but like if your uh grandfather specifically said that this is to be used for color wait wait now the top comment is there are probably legal grounds that she could get that money back yeah eighty thousand dollars we give it to your sister for what what does it especially like it doesn't take that much [ __ ] money to raise a kid the first year yeah just give it away yeah simply give it up to the foster care system leave it at the fire station you have so many options we should talk to my brother about this um or Roxy Andrews okay but um no that's so messed up your parents are the [ __ ] like I I absolutely hate that they took eighty thousand dollars they're telling you that you're greedy they're literally so emotionally unintelligent and just an unintelligent in general yeah this is Master manipulation yeah but that is so [ __ ] up am I the Aslan someone said what are the top comments I am strongly recommending you go straight to an attorney and not approach the legal subreddit have you ever referenced the legal subreddit oh oh no I have what's the legal subreddit for legal advice wait what was your situation my situation was um I was assigned to that management company yeah and they stole my money yeah like I did all these brand deals and this company insisted that the brands pay them so they can take their commission and then they pay me yeah well they just kept the money and I was like pay me and I also want to leave because y'all [ __ ] suck yeah ghosted me kept all of my money and then I got like this was before I was about to get a lawyer I was like you know what type of lawyer do I need do I need an arbitrator do I need whatever and I on I got some help from the legal subreddit they were like you're probably going to want to go with this and do that and ask for this and I did and then we got one and turns out she spent all the money and I couldn't get it back but that was a major learning thing and that was the number one you remember that I came home sobbing yeah I wanted to move back to Texas it was so awful I didn't have any money left yeah and then luckily I it all worked out but like that was awful I was in a lawsuit with this old company and the subreddit really saved me yeah there are some that like um people get public intoxication charges they give this they get that stuff that you can't just ride away with a uh check yeah like a uh what's it called a fee and like a class yeah you know like a defensive driving class or whatever just to be sober in public that's the class yes um you know there are some people who just really don't know what to do and there are actual attorneys on the subreddit sometimes yeah law students that want to help but this is I love that they were like don't reference the subreddit oh yeah yeah that is actually so [ __ ] crazy I think the only time I've ever like I don't even I don't even know about any laws I know I wanted to make a [ __ ] joke like a long time ago but my brain stopped was like um if the teacher doesn't show up in 10 minutes we're legally allowed to leave yeah did they have that like at your school uh yeah in college yeah we're all legally allowed to leave yeah you can leave it any moment yes oh my God but I really realize why they said legally is because truancy and like like what's it called when you skip classy yeah yeah um but that is [ __ ] up that they took all your money I want to spit on your parents yeah your family [ __ ] sucks dude yeah being 17 and then being like Oh all the money that you but you know what this is also another thing relying on gifted money yeah is that's it's troubling yeah you know because it's like especially if you've based your whole career off of this sum of money that you are going to get in the future yeah that really discourages you from doing it yourself when you do it yourself you're not reliant on anyone because also she's a minor she would have had to have her parents approve that anyway yeah probably if they were the the executors of the will that's just such a troubling situation yeah I am it reminds me of like whenever I hear people on Tick Tock like talk about their wedding and it's like their parents like came up with these like weird like rules like you know all children are allowed but I don't want them there I'm like why don't you just why why don't you just say [ __ ] you no and I realized oh the parents are paying for the wedding and so like if they say no the parents are gonna like that's so like controlling and [ __ ] up yeah but I'm sorry about that yeah sorry bestie go to the Reddit uh lawyer page yeah even though these people are telling you not to hey I say do it I'm gonna go there later and uh copy paste the entire script for Liar Liar I'll be like any of this sound familiar guys the script from uh what's the you can't handle the truth um Groundhog's Day wait you can't handle the truth um Monsters Inc wait [ __ ] what's that the Goofy movie you can't handle it when you can't handle oh A Few Good Men you good man I've never seen that is that is it a war movie it's a it's a military law movie yeah Jack yeah yeah I wanted to be a Jag um that's a military lawyer yup yeah I wanted to join the military like very bravely in college I think we all have had a flash of that everything would just be provided well I have to actually give my life yeah I want to do all that yes it turns out it's just really hot because it turned off the AC it turns out I was just hallucinating yes I was just a little too drunk yes I um I had like a new psychiatrist like meeting this morning and she was like just going through like the intake questions she's like you ever hear things and I was like I hear all the time and she's like no like yeah colors the voices or stuff like that and I was like no I've never heard anyone to speak to me actually one of my ears doesn't even work they're sewn shut got a Polly Pocket wedged in there yes this one is am I the [ __ ] my boyfriend placed his sheets on all the furniture when I'm on my period at least it's not plastic wrap she don't do [ __ ] yeah bleed through a sheet she has more to wash it literally is just staining more [ __ ] so my 24 female boyfriend 28 male is really protective over his furniture I assume it's because they're white yes um this really shows when I'm on my period my boyfriend does humiliating things like placing sheets on all the chairs and lounges I feel like if I were to leak I'd just leak through the sheets anyway classic man logic yeah if I put this on they won't be the food but is she like spreading her labia like as she sits down pulling her lips apart and putting it placing it directly on top um it makes me sleep in the guest room on the first two days of my period my heaviest days and then he asked I even asked me about when was the last time I changed my tampon who maybe he has like okay this is hard because what if he has like a phobia like vomit like with your blood yeah and so he doesn't want to see it and also he's a little weird about his furniture yeah or is he just like an annoying [ __ ] boyfriend yeah your girlfriend not only is she on her period like life is just infinitely harder yeah when you're on your period but you're like ostracizing her that sucks yeah um I'm a grown woman who has had her periods since the age of 12. holy [ __ ] um actually that's pretty normal I started moment as eight Twenty One I don't need somebody to remind me to change my tampon uh when he does this I just feel embarrassed and it gives me the vibe that he cares more about materialistic objects than me that sucks I'm not even allowed to cuddle with him during my period oh no I [ __ ] hate him yeah he acts like I'm just gushing like a waterfall or something I started my period yesterday and as I expected the sheets come out I decided to put my foot down and I take off all the sheets off the furniture which my boyfriend uh which got my boyfriend irritated to which I told him that he needs to stop treating me like a leaking juice box he says that I have no right to prevent him from keeping his expensive furniture clean and that I'm the one acting like a jerk I need to know am I the [ __ ] it makes me me wonder are they leaving anything out I feel like there is something left out here because like if she free bled on the furniture before and she's not saying that or something yeah and like I so there's I mean I would understand if he was like a clean freak also too so maybe it's not even personal to the blood it's just like maybe this is yeah it's not even about the period it's about like he's like this all the time yeah I know what details is she leaping out I know and also yeah like I feel like she might be leaving something out because I mean I don't know like all white furniture what is there the couch and just the bed and maybe maybe you know is he this way about when they order Chinese food like do they not eat on the couch yeah does he put a sheet down for that too you know it's like I feel like I obviously I'm more sympathetic to her perspective because I'm a woman and I bleed but also when you have a partner who has not a mental illness per se but this sort of like a yeah fixation on I just don't like blood or like I don't want to see it or whatever I don't know I think maybe he's going a little extreme but I also if it's OCD yeah that's a big thing you know maybe she needs to be more sympathetic to that yeah it's a give and take but the thing is uh what he makes me sleep in the guest room on the first two days of my period my heaviest days so like but he still cuddles with her he still sleeps in the same bed as her when she's still on her period even though it's not as heavy so I don't think he's like um maybe he's just uninformed also too yeah yeah what is it contagious yes he starts his period he starts bleeding out of his pee pee hole he puts a temp on his ass I want to know how heavy her period is wait when did you start your period like really 21. a few minutes ago absorbed all the blood um I started my period in the seventh grade yeah like the beginning of seventh grade so I was probably yeah 12 11 or 12. I think I started mine in high school and I remember like I went to the nurse's office and they ate my high school oh dude yeah no no I I wasn't eight I was like in high school and I started my period and there was no box and my parents are dude my mom did not like tampons like she even though she's a doctor she didn't like tampons so when I went to the nurse and there's no sex education at my school they gave me a tampon those cardboard ones and I didn't know where to put it so I just put it between my lips like a little [ __ ] dog and it fell out but then like if I like but like also why the [ __ ] at like high schools like um I remember like um the Victoria's Secret pink like leggings really huge they gave me a pad also and it was just a big loaf of bread yeah yeah like it's like what the [ __ ] it's a diaper this is not discreet at all it goes halfway up my back looks like I got a bicycle chair in my pants [Laughter] when I started mine I was in [ __ ] gym I was in PE and I was wearing these black skinny jeans that were just you could see every vein in my legs like it was so tight and I went to the bathroom to get out of PE yeah as I usually did I have to poop I have to do this after that uh because the pregnant girls didn't have to run the mile so I was like I can act like I'm pregnant yeah um I didn't try that I usually was just like my tummy hurts and then they would release me I went to the bathroom hiding out while they were running the mile and I pulled my skinny jeans down and I looked and it was brown and my underwear and I was like did I poop did I actually pooped and I started to cry because I was like I don't remember pooping and then I wiped my butt and I was like yes and then I went to the nurse and I was like I think I need to go home yeah like I pooped out of my my family calls it a wuss looked out of my wuss yeah and then I called my mom from the school phone crying and she was like honey you started your period yeah I was like oh yeah so that was I because literally that no one taught me that yeah and I was scared of tampons so my mom taught me how to use a pad and then up until literally when I lost my virginity I used pads yeah because I was afraid of tampons I was like I'm gonna break my hymen yeah wait have you ever like bled through like pants yeah really yeah like white shorts really yeah at Six Flags oh [ __ ] why did you what I didn't know I started my period I was wearing white shorts and I was it was high school so I didn't like know the track periods I've also always had really irregular periods so it's like a it's a Russian roulette with my blood do you know how stupid I am I've only tried a diva cup once and I didn't I this is how absent-minded I am I like took it out full of blood and I was like I gotta walk all the way to the sink to dump it out toilet when I'm just like spilling on the floor during field day we're just all transporting our Diva cups and I was like oh I could have poured it out in the [ __ ] toilet I could have rinsed it out a bit yeah this actually toilet was a cup and dunk it in and out I'm just scrubbing it with your sleeve Trixie Cosmetics Brandy because but I uh this actually was a couple of years ago like that's the sad thing the target just a [ __ ] biohazard at Target yeah all right so um I feel like there's information missing I want to see what the comments say yeah I want to too just out of curiosity does he have any redeeming qualities besides owning Furniture he cares about that was the top comment um I think that there if he is afraid of blood I'll give him that a little bit um if he's just like a dick who doesn't understand women's bodies then I'll he's a dick yeah he's a boy yeah there's a boy and there's a man yeah some of these comments were like I once had a guy react with you when I said that I was on my period needless to say I threw him out of my bedroom and my life yeah it's like these are the type of Andrew Tate spawn links that are like women need to be clean shaven short petite you know no hair yeah quiet submissive shut the [ __ ] up like that's that that's probably that's his world view of women is like oh they're gross yeah don't touch me whatever yeah sex has got to be scheduled in that house so he can first lay down the special sex sheets God forbid a bottle bodily fluid touches his precious furniture God all right I 27 year old female and a friend 24 year old female have kids the same age we recently did a girls beach trip I left my child at home with my husband for the first time and in consequence for the first time in two years was Child free my husband does what he can regarding our kid and does a lot but is gone a lot for work so I've never been apart from my kid for more than a few hours before someone says I have a husband issue that isn't the issue here oh before someone says I have a husband issue that's not the issue here oh my friend bought bought her child my friend brought her child which no one in the group had a problem with at all except my friend has a habit of letting or rather forcing others to watch slash parent her kid dude I every time we hang out she kind of checks out goes on her phone wanders off and sort of just dumps her kid on the friend group well on this beach trip which was overnight she did just that to me now remember this is the first time in a long time I've been kid-free of at least my kid and here she is dumping her kid on me her kid is asking me to play with them walk with them you know kid stuff and I just want a break but here my friend is playing on her phones totally checked out I tried to redirect her kid back to her saying oh you should ask your mom to play to which she says without missing a beat no you have more patience for kid's name anyway you play with him my blood [ __ ] boiled and I explained to her that I left my kid at home because I wanted to be kid-free for the night and not babysit hers she rolled her eyes and I just lost it and I told her to stop being lazy and watch her own kid of course she was pissed but the rest of the group had my back but my friend was so angry I can't help but feel like I'm in the wrong your friend is a piece of [ __ ] your friend is are going to have a future delinquent as a child and that sucks because it's like the child who suffers here yeah you I I don't I'm trying to think of a proper insult for your friend um I don't know I was just kind of like block her in a closet and like make her sleep there all night take away her toys yes it's like this like I don't know children don't bug me as much as they used to and that's because like I don't know why but like um I really hate like parents who don't I just ABS I mean I guess I [ __ ] hate my parents like I hate when parents are bad parents yeah you know we're like this is like kind of annoying yeah this idea of it's the community's yeah kid you know like oh we're all so close yeah he's just got a bunch of aunts and uncles yeah the friends didn't sign up for that yeah that's the issue like this person has a child of her own at home yeah which she was actually trying to get away from it would be a much different scenario if this person didn't have children and you know they loved kids and they didn't mind watching this kid yeah this is like you didn't sign up for this yeah also if this was a like a girls overnight trip I would have been like leave your [ __ ] kids at home yeah I would have just um talk to the other girls in the group chip um the group trip invent like we should teach this kid like horrible cuss words until the mom is forced to step in and be a mother yeah in Spanish yes she teaches this kid Spanish so he only speak Spanish um yeah like I don't know I just whisper like non-harmful things that the kid could like repeat to his mother and then die up there it really does suck and it's also like like you said the kid is going to be the one that suffers in the end when you have a negligent parent yeah this is negligence yeah laziness it's negligence and it's like why even bring them pay for a [ __ ] babysitter yeah pay for a daycare yeah pay for a [ __ ] babysitter all right so am I the [ __ ] for exposing my re-gifting great aunt my family does a gift exchange drawing each year for Christmas we all reach into a bowl and pull out a name on a slip of paper you're forced to kill that family member [Laughter] um that is the person for whom we are uh to buy a gift for the big Christmas get-together I honestly hate this ritual as it's a bundle of stress to find something for someone you barely know it's your family how large is the family I gotta buy a gift for mom I've never met her before he's a mystery um but we do it because the family always has in 2019 I drew the 36 I drew the 60 year old husband of my great aunt oh wait yeah okay if so does a big family yeah um I wait 60 year old husband of my great aunt that's actually incredibly young for a great uncle yeah um I knew he and my great aunt were really well off and really neither wanted nor needed anything I knew also that the budget we had for gifts of 50 50 Max was not going to get him anything within his or her taste level since he did a lot of driving for his work I found rather an ex I found him a rather expensive set of tools to keep in his car trunk should he need them he opened them during the parties seemed appreciative and thanked me this past Christmas I saw my gift was from my great aunt when I opened it I immediately recognized the tool set I had given him three years before even the tape I put on uh I had put on part of a torn label was there I paused broke into a big smile and excitedly exclaimed that this was incredible as when I bought her husband a set three years ago I had wanted to get a set for myself as well but the store had told me that the set was discontinued and no longer available I gushed that she might have gone to um I gushed that she must have gone to a lot of trouble to find uh one just like this one I gave him three years ago yes I mentioned giving him a set three years ago many times I then made a big show of running over hugging her and saying thank you she and he just had odd Smiles Frozen on their faces see my great aunt has a reputation whispered behind her back of being incredibly cheap and re-gifting most of what she receives all the relatives had just witnessed me make a big production out of this one instance my mom later took me aside and chastised me for what I did as my great aunt was visibly embarrassed and had left very soon after the gift exchange I just looked at her and innocently asked what I did wrong what I did was wrong by thanking her for a gift I really wanted so was I out of line no no that's funny as [ __ ] yeah that's funny it's a 50 gift he's stupid [ __ ] yes it's always the rich people that are Cheapskates yeah yeah just go to the [ __ ] liquor store and get them a nice handle of something yeah and then put a bow on it and then you're set I mean if this kid is like 15 but no um a nice scented candle yeah some voicemails several several scented candles several give me several scented candles just go to Ulta and get all the sample perfumes it's a great gift yeah exactly this is literally like it's unfortunate that so many people have this feeling of am I the [ __ ] for giving people a taste of their own medicine yeah you know why do we feel guilty for being like this is how you treat me yeah so I'm going to do it back to you and I'm the [ __ ] yeah no um I like it's also like just to have it wrapped for three years you didn't just put it in the back of the car have you ever been re-gifted something um no but I have re-gifted something what have you re-gifted something you know that painting I gave you no um probably something like for my mom like a scarf that I got her and I went to her closet and I got it and I repackaged it and then but she like called me out yeah did you find this I was like yeah what you gave her your own scarf I'm gonna give her her own scarf and you thought she wouldn't notice she didn't wear it your mother's incredibly simple I just no my my mom is very hard to shop for yeah and we used to get her stuff like go on buyer and i stuff and she doesn't like it so she it just rots in her closet yeah and I'd be like she probably forgot about it so I did it I think probably as a kid and I was like I don't know why I thought I got the best of her yeah it's just embarrassing yeah my family reuses uh packaging though yeah like we save all of the you've seen me do it as well I saved the tissue paper that comes and stuff yeah because I use it when I give other people gifts yeah it's also just like recycling yeah um but so for the last probably 15 years we've been using the same Christmas uh wrapping paper and like what am I trying to say gift bags yeah that are from probably 2004. yeah we just use it because it's like even we're all going to see I'm there every [ __ ] Christmas yeah so I don't think that's as bad as actually re-gifting a gift oh yeah yeah um I've re-gifted a card to be funny um that's so funny I can't well soon cross it out happy birthday grandma [Laughter] no thankfully all my grandparents are dead um Crossing out happy birthday grandma writing congratulations on your engagement it's it's really funny Happy funeral Grandma sorry you died feel better hope you get well soon yes I'm trying to think if I've ever re-gifted a gift I've definitely like gotten PR and gave it to someone that's not I do that all the time no that's just like sharing the wealth yeah I get Tracy Scott it's like Cosmetics just immediately give it to someone else this again it's cheap [ __ ] no I'm actually wearing it right now but um I don't think I've re-gifted anything I think my I feel bad my dad's bad at giving gifts but I mean we're not like super close he sent me like a scarf one time and I was like I live in L.A yeah I don't know what to do with this get a heat rash I hate my dad um but yeah so this was do you want to do any more yeah okay so yeah this was uh am I the [ __ ] I hope you guys enjoyed that and we'd like to hear your opinion on every single story that we told yes please and let us know if we're the [ __ ] here and I want to hear a story of you being an [ __ ] yeah I actually oh I would love to hear a story of you being an [ __ ] yeah you know punch the guy in the am I the [ __ ] yes yes he was helping me check out at Target so I punched him in the face yeah and he he touched me and my fight or flight kicked in and I turn around am I the [ __ ] yes all right guys well this has been violating Community guidelines make sure to like subscribe give us five stars and uh we will see you guys in the next one next week I've got to piss get out of here bye bye y'all

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Length: 71min 6sec (4266 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 28 2022