Mr. Gupta, I have come to show a flat. I will come to see you right after.
I will come over in 15 minutes. Would I lie to you? You are kidding. You are like a brother to me, Mr. Gupta. I shall close the deal here
and come there and open your door. Sir, It's hard to find a bad
apartment in a bad building over here. You want a good apartment
in a good building, right? This is Mumbai,
the city of adjustments and accidents. This is Aryan Khanna. And this is Meera Rao. And after a year of dating each other. We're finally moving in together. Oh, Mr. Gupta, please try to understand. Why are you stressing yourself out,
Mr. Gupta? Anything I do is always perfect. I'll call you back, Mr. Gupta. Shall we sign the contract? Yes. So.. Yes! Aryan Khanna. Meera Rao? Aren't you two siblings? - Yeah. Y-Y-Yes, definitely.
- Yes. Yes. - Second cousins.
- We are first cousins. - We are second cousins.
- Second cousins actually. Our families are very close. - Since we were kids.
- Yes. When brother got a job in Mumbai
I too got permission to come here. Sweet! - Just go ahead and sign this contract.
- Yes. Sign it, Guddu. Sign it, Guddu. Who will do it? Meera Rao. - Cap?
- Cap. - Give me the cheque.
- Yes. The job is done. Wow! I have the cheque too.
Wonderful! Wonderful! One more thing.
If you have any problem in the house.. ..say you have leakage,
seepage, lose power. ..mischievous kids bother
you or anything else happens.. ..do not bother me. Oh! I was joking! Give me five. I was joking. Take this. Congratulations! Thank you. I am coming, Mr. Gupta. I am coming. I am here. I am right in front of you.
Open your eyes. See you, at the end of the lease. Oh, Mr. Gupta,
I am jumping over hurdles to get to you. Open your eyes.
I am right in front of you. So, I guess, this is it. - Wh.. Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. - Are you sure? You're crying.
- I'm good. I'm good. Everything is fine. I just ate something really spicy. So, I.. always. I'm fine. - Really?
- Yeah, really. Actually the stuff they are
serving out there is very spicy. Whatever it is. So, I was
just trying to cool off in the.. tub. Well, I hope you're feeling better now. Oh, yeah. I'm good. Everything is good. It's all good. Okay. - I'm Aryan.
- Oh, I am Meera. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Uh, I'm so sorry,
I was on my way out. You want to use the bathroom, right? Oh, no, no, no.
I am just avoiding the party. But you can go, I mean your
friends must be looking for you, right? No. M-My friends? No, no. Friends, they must be
very drunk and passing out by now. Can't even handle the alcohol...
Bloody amateurs! Are you trying to be cool? I don't know. Is it.. Is it working? Actually I even don't drink.
I am the designated driver. Oh-oh, you're responsible. Oh, no. That's.. That's really sexy. Oh my God!
You were watching this and crying! Listen. I like this movie very much.
Like it's really good. No, no, no. I, I..
hundred percent. Dude, I totally agree. I love that film.
It's one of my favorite films too. - Really?
- Yeah. And listen, don't worry about it. - At the end of the film..
- Hey. Hey. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't spoil it for me.
I'll.. I'll watch it. No, no. This is not a spoiler.
It's so obvious. - Like right from the first frame they're..
- No, no, no, no. Listen. Listen. I'll watch it.
I'm watching it right now. Just let me. Uh, so you were also avoiding the party? Yes. - Can I join you?
- Yeah. Sure. And that's how we met. Netflix played cupid
and we found each other. We kept watching Netflix and didn't
realize that it had become our thing. It was our comfort food. It was our little ritual. It's a big step, huh? Yes, we've even paid the brokerage now. We'll be fine, right? You have me, so why are you worried? Come on. - Hey! Tell me we'll be fine.
- Oh, we will be fine. We'll be more than fine. You have to do a lot
of work on this house. Hmm. - Right now it is a craphole.
- Hmm. Hmm. Shall we? - I have to work?
- You'll help. Meera Rao, this is what I love about you. Aryan Khanna,
this is what I love about you. Your incredibly annoying laugh. I love how loud it is. Why are you laughing? Really? This? Really? - This?
- It's my hippo sippy. I love that you fight for me. Even if it's about pizza toppings. - At least register my complaint.
- Oh, I will eat it. Yes!
I told you he doesn't eat mushrooms. No. no. Please exchange it. I love how you care about everyone. It's so second nature to you. One second. One second. One second. I'll just call you. I love how strong you are. Yes. You're still there, right? Yes. All right. So.. I love watching you dance.
Especially when you don't know it. I love that you love Chinese. Babe. You look like Govinda from the nineties. I find nineties Govinda very, very sexy. Oh, yeah? I love that you tolerate
my insulting flirting skills. Come on. I love how I am the interior designer.. ..but if the frame is even slightly
crooked, you will surely fix it. I love how patiently you take my photos.. ..but refuse to make a
nice face in any of our photos. Clowns can't be scary.
They are literally created... The concept of clowns
is to make people happy. Children love clowns. Children only love. I love how you let me win arguments. No, no. You're absolutely right. You know what?
We should watch 'It' tonight. Yes. We-We should. So then I told her, are you mad?
How do you not know that birds have sex? I mean, obviously they reproduce, right? I love the way you tell stories. I saw this video today.
But it's not that kind of video. But wait one second.
I'm send you the link. And then go off completely
random tangents in the middle of them. Meera, what is..? What? I thought you'd like it. I love that you love holding hands. I love that you sometimes let me be. I love that you love me. Hello. - Hello.
- Hi, uncle. Hi, aunty. We live in 103.
We heard new neighbours had come so we thought we'd come by and say hello. How thoughtful! Right, baby? Baby sister. Baby sister. Son, we have been in love since fifty years. When two people are together,
we can tell in an instant. But don't worry.
Your secret is safe with us. Uncle, aunty,
why don't you guys come inside? No, no, no. Our TV show is about to begin. We have been watching it for years. We only dropped by to say hello. And to give you this. - Thank you.
- You're most welcome. Shall we? The program has started. - Thank you.
- Let's go. - Thank you so much.
- Bye. Bye. Shall we begin our program too? - Hmm. What do you want to watch?
- You pick. You know what?
Why don't we let Netflix play something? Okay. No way. Maybe it's meant to be. I love this movie. Now this feels like home. No, Aryan.
It's my turn to pick something to watch. Oh! But it's my turn. Okay, fine.
We'll let Netflix play something. - Fine.
- Fine. I don't know.
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