Episode 018 - Cory & Bob

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so beautiful they're actually my favorite flowers peony roses yes and the color yes they were given to my wife by another man i'm sorry that's exactly what i said what so we talked about it before but march 8th was international women's day and my wife was a very good friend julia they grew up together in ukraine and she's dating this guy named noro and noro gave his girlfriend julia roses but also gave julia's mother roses and irina roses noro and my point is should you give a married woman roses if you're not the husband of the married woman well they're peony roses and to her his defense they are not red they're like a pizza there's a trick question the answer is no oh sorry i'm gonna go with irina yeah you always go with irina i do i don't know it's and look you know you can be jealous or you'll wonder i could be jealous i won i don't think a guy should give another woman roses if they're not in a romantic relationship flowers yeah you want to give a tulip or something like that but not roses roses okay fair enough these are peony roses didn't know they even existed they're so beautiful i love peonies those are my favorite flowers but i didn't know that they actually married the two and they have peony roses excuse me and then she has to put those in the kitchen and the ones i got her are like off at her office which you can't see me i know i love it in her defense she says well i'm at my desk more than in the kitchen so i see her uh okay that is true she is at a desk so i'm gonna go with irina of course you are uh before we get going let's do the word of the day word of the day and this one is particularly for you for menophobia verminophobia for menophobia fear of mice vermin close thank you fear of germs oh yes oh yes now why wouldn't i just call it germaphobia i don't know i think what is germaphobia i think it's the same thing but i think i assume these are all latin names and that's why they're so long probably yeah you're right that's why i'm using the dead language that's a good one and it's true i am a little bit of a germaphobe um or verminophobia my father is an amazing germaphobia germaphobic he um i remember going into the kitchen when i was a teenager and he was you know skinning a carrot and he dropped the carrot on the floor he picked it up open trash can throw it out what are you doing he said fell on the floor that they grow in manure i don't care that and when uh my first wife we came back uh to thanksgiving like years and years years ago and my maryland i was new to the family she asked my mom can i do anything to help my mom say yeah go make the salad so marilyn starts cutting the lettuce my dad walks over and says what are you doing she's um making the uh salad he goes okay i won't have any walks away and mary looks at my mom and i and in unison my mom and i say or this the lettuce touched the counter he won't eat it oh my gosh you know the spaghetti strainers yeah somebody has to hold that above the sink so it doesn't touch the sink and somebody else has to pour hot water over their hands into the wow that's taking it to a whole other level although i have my own little isms um but today is kind of a very special show uh we've gotten tons of response in the last 30 days that we've been on the uh i don't shouldn't say on the air but on our podcast and our youtube channel it's on the air we've had a lot of people write in and ask questions and ma so we're going to answer some of those questions today um and hopefully we will you know answer some of those questions and one of the main questions that i have received is okay bob is on the show but we haven't seen his face and so benjamin from um australia actually said who is bob and why is he not on camera are you asking me that no i'm actually just telling you that's what he said yeah uh well you can tell them who i am but i am not good i know bob is um our producer and he is um the genius behind it all well no i'm just kidding he he is our producer and he does have an opinion and um he likes to just stay off camera but i'm not i'm willing to share my camera time with him he just doesn't want to be on camera okay now i'm going to tell the true story to the world we're filming this and the way it's set up is i'm on one side chorus on the other side and i only have three cameras and cory required all three cameras to be on her so she said when you buy a fourth camera then you can be on camera so i'm saving up please donate as much as you can watch this watch our commercials so i can get as much money as i can to buy a fourth camera doesn't have to be expensive camera it's just some kind of video camera oh yeah okay hang on i'll give you the money i'll buy you a camera hey lady don't call my bluff see so um benjamin in australia is in the witness protection program the sisters are growing a nose is isn't it this is just getting kind of you know you want the truth i i'm going to use myself in the third person but i have no aspirations of being an actor i have no desire to be in front of the camera i but we're not acting we're actually just having a conversation i don't like the way i look on camera if you if you go around the house you'll see pictures of my kids and already you see very few if any pictures of me this is true um play a band we we wear costumes so i have a wig and glasses and he's i never consider myself to be photogenic um i actually have a good idea why don't we just put it out there this just came to me um that when we get 1 million subscribers you will get on okay you'll get on you'll come on camera they'll be on camera at one million subscribers i will set up another camera in the corner and you can see my little desk here with all my gadgets and gizmos sounds good incentive thank you benjamin for for writing in all the way from australia we love you now i have one okay uh maria from des moines iowa or des moines iowa says to cory uh why acting why did what made you want to be an actress and follow that path in your life you know i that's a really good question i i when i was younger i would really literally sit in in the living room with my hair brush and i would sting into my hairbrush just random songs and i i always wanted to perform i was teased horribly as a kid and um people said to me why would you go into a profession where you're you're so vulnerable and you're in front of the camera if you were teased and i i honestly don't know that answer i love i love the the process that you go through to share a character i love to portray the character to to share i say share because then you're sharing your heart but to portray a character and um it's if you can make someone laugh or cry or bring them to an emotion uh there's something about that there's something about nailing a scene um it wasn't for notoriety or all the other things that go along with it it was really more the work of it and i have obviously not it's not a secret that i'm dyslexic and challenged in that area but people oftentimes think that oh you're dyslexic you have a disability so you must be stupid no no that's a learning disorder it's a learning disorder and nobody knew what it was back then and um and so i really this profession helped me um fine-tune it and help me you know get skills to to work through it i still have a little bit of it but there's many reasons i guess it's just it's a good question i just love the art of it do you like being on camera i don't i don't like watching anything of mine it's funny because i identify with michelle pfeiffer she says i do a project and i never watch it i don't really watch my stuff no you just do it you hope you did a great job and then you move forward no i got teased as a kid i see when i see myself do you watch the show i have to you make me watch all the episodes to make sure but um i i when i watch something back of myself i see what those kids said about me oddly enough yeah that sounds good very interesting because i play a lot of music a lot of bands and there are some people and my theory about playing music is i hate rehearsing if you know your stuff you show up you do the show you move on and you're going to make mistakes yeah now what people in the audience who don't play music don't realize is that the actually a lot of musicians don't realize the audience hears one out of ten mistakes you hear them all because you know you made a mistake but if i make a mistake and hit an errant note well i've got i'm playing the keyboards i've got a guitar i've got a bass guitar i've got a drums and a singer sometimes you don't even hear mine unless i'm by myself yeah so the audience very rarely hears it but i can pick it out because i know what i'm listening for so i've had people in bands where they videotape or audio tape every show and then they go listen to it and they're like well i want to know where i'm going to stick no just you know you'll just pick yourself apart yes and it's a three-hour show and i spent another three hours listening to the show i just did and and more importantly it upsets me if i make a mistake then i don't want to do it again just get out and i know i am not one of the world's greatest greatest singers i'm one of the world's worst singers but when there's an audience there and a couple hundred people and you're into it you've had a few to drink and everybody's saying i'll sing at the top of my lungs and i'll think okay great and everybody's a great time if i go back and listen to it and realize how bad it sounded i'll never get into the mic again so i hate watching myself uh in anything but there were movies when i was a kid that you know i i would watch and i'd go oh my gosh and it made me feel a certain way and i think that's why i wanted to get into it because it just made me i want to make me people feel that way you know and and through it i mean i would not tell anybody if you are if you have thin skin to enter into this business because it's it's made me get a thick skin you know the first 100 auditions that you get turned down because you're you know to this or to that can be damaging to one's soul but you know you you really just kind of say okay well and you know what that that's also a very hard thing to do if you're the director or producer um i don't know if i could sit in a room with somebody pouring their heart and go next yeah you want to say okay maybe not there's a and it's very hard in front of somebody to just go next so they have to develop a very tough personality where they go you know and the guys are looking at he goes you look uh 35 we're looking for a 32 year old or you're blonde we're looking for burnett or you know what that knows you can't be in my movie something like that and i i know of actors who have tried to portray themselves in movies and directly go you're just not the right look yeah i mean that we made a joke about um yeah i think uh andrew carter saying well you're not you're not you there are people who weren't them and they said the show's about my life yeah you're just not the right luck for you yeah so interesting yeah okay europe um okay i have um elizabeth from washington she says bob yes i think she has kind of a crush on you um because she she asks washington state or washington dc i don't know how far i have to go state well it's closer she says she's asked she's this is another question for me she asked me what how i would describe you physically since we can't see you that's right how would i describe you physically um the problem is and why i'm not on camera this is a great question the other reason i don't go on camera because every time i go on camera i go well that's brad pitt i mean why would we we ever seen him i kind of think about that um let me see who do you look like i'm gonna try to give you a really good description um elizabeth uh i would say you kind of you actually you know what i'm going to say this is okay you're welcome um he he looks a little bit like mel gibson no he does okay you can't do that i'm trying to give you props no no but i'll tell you who i do look uh there's two people i've been compared with when i was younger jonathan silverman oh yeah okay and then recently not recently but well it was steve carell yes right and mike yes that is a curse to me because i was 40 years old when that movie came out yes you know what you are an identical steve carrell and my everybody i played hockey with loved that movie and then they just looked at me and i was the 40 year old virgin for 10 years on that hockey team um here's my steve carell story i was flying back from new york to los angeles and steve carell was on the plane i didn't know that he was first class i was by the tail of the plane so i had no idea was on a plane i get we get off in la if anybody knows la you go from the third floor to the first floor these these escalators are like you know 20 or uh 300 steps long and they go off right by a bathroom and i see about 10 or 15 reporters there with cameras that's odd but i had to use the restroom so i go in the restroom and there's a guy there and i said you know there's a cameraman out there and he said yeah they're waiting for mr corelli he's in one of the stalls is it right the guy said hey he said you know you would you do me a favor i said yeah he said we take mr carl's jacket and just like lead them away i said okay so i put on his jacket and i go out i cover my face and i run down the hall and they chase me and then about a hundred feet later i turn around i go what's going on and they all realize it's not him so they go back the guy comes out takes the jacket thank you very much i've never met steve carrell never talked to him i was just double for 30 seconds in life you're his doppelganger yeah yeah wow that is interesting well elizabeth there you go not a thank you card from him steve brown's a great guy named great great actor but uh yeah he is he's not a bad one he's a good looking guy um okay mike from tulsa oklahoma to quarry have you ever seriously questioned your faith i have not i have not ever seriously questioned my faith i have at times been i don't know i've always just believed i've said this a million times i've always just believed in god and jesus and my own personal you know the way i was raised um i have not questioned it but i there have been a lot of times where i have been really angry or upset because i'm wondering like what is going on where are you and and god's probably like oh yeah that that just happened because of the choice you just made you know that's questioning his plan right and i've and i've i've have you ever questioned his existence no since what age since i could breathe since i could remember okay so unless there was a time before that i questioned and i'm not consciously aware of um no i haven't i know i know and i have this conversation with a lot of people um and some family members um but i have no i've not and i know that it's called blind faith for a reason and you know i haven't and yeah no i haven't i know i'm actually gonna cry because like i don't know why i really have not are you telling me i should no no no i i have not i'm grateful i haven't it's a tough thing um because i have and i watch an inordinate amount of science videos and about the universe and how it was created and all the new theories that are coming up and the 11 dimensions that they're theorizing exist and everything else and it comes to a time where you say to yourself look every physical fact that you can measure and observe would point to the fact that there is no deity um and if you grew up without religion if somebody didn't ingrain you and make you go to church and you just you know grew up and said okay you wouldn't automatically come up with there's a god in heaven and that has to be taught to you by somebody else um but no matter where i go back there's always a part of my brain well of course there's a god i talk to him every day and i'm thinking that's not science well no it's not and it's not um i don't use the word brainwashed but i was taught this by my parents and i went to four years of a catholic school and two years at jesuit college and and then two years to a non-jesuit college and then all through law school and stuff and i would the law school was pepperonized that was you know pretty faith-based but you say to yourself have i been conditioned to believe this where there's nothing anyone can show me that's going to get rid of that voice in the back of my head which is of course there's a god who are you talking to if it's not him well i'm sorry but my definition of god has changed over time and that's it and my biggest problem is everybody you know the people who are the creationists and believe the bible happen exactly the way it's written okay that's fine for you i don't subscribe to that um it's just i don't think to this day anybody has been able to define who or what god is you can't use what they wrote 2 000 years ago because their knowledge of the universe was so small back then they just no no or was it okay so they had no idea that the lights in the sky were stars millions of light years away so if there is a god he must be a god to all creation now you're talking about 100 billion galaxies galaxies in this universe i'm sorry 100 billion stars in this galaxy 100 billion galaxies around if you're talking about you know quantillions of stars he has to be the god to that so do you so you do believe in god yeah i believe that there is something else because i cannot when you say something else what something scott well it all depends on what you define god as god could be the universe um god and i don't mean uh the fact that there's a million stars that the fact that there is a conscious being or a consciousness that kind of puts everything together because if you get to the science you know if if gravity the um the force of gravity is only slightly off we don't have a universe because the planets would be so far away everything so so many things have to be so particular and i'll give you one other thing there's only one substance on this planet that gets bigger when it gets colder when it freezes and smaller when it's hot and that's water everything else is the opposite and a scientist i watched an interview from who said without that particular fact there's no life on earth and after he gave me the explanation i don't remember now but so there's so many things that have to get just right for there to be life and you can say well yeah there's a million planets and this would happen to get right but i don't know so i know there's something else out there then there's always the question in the back of my mind okay what if god is the god of this planet and there are other like god's brother there's another god for other planets and he is one of many gods but controls this solar system this planet this unit or this galaxy whatever no we're never going to come to the answer of that until we pass on and my biggest thing is i cannot fathom the thought that my mind won't continue on so you know you go to sleep you wake up you don't remember much your dreams but i can't imagine a time where my brain or my consciousness doesn't think so what's who said it doesn't think when you're in heaven that's what i'm saying so if if i if my body dies i believe my consciousness will live on somehow got to and whether it's a you know you join the collective consciousness or you're reborn or whatever because you know always remember that our faith has about 440 million followers well there's seven and a half billion people on the planet so we're you know less than 10 is catholic you've got over a billion people in india who believe in reincarnation well who's to say they're wrong you know we just think i mean i i don't i'm not i don't i'm not you know i'm not saying that that it's not i'm just i don't but but i've said jokingly that if if it is i'd like to come back as my best friend's bunnies because they're very well taken care of my father's comment was uh he says uh in my next life i want to come back with the sun i want to come back just like you but have a father just like me oh gosh that's funny um okay well did that answer your question it did okay and thank you for your input on that as well bob i think your dog is knocking come on come on let's go get in the dog want to come in well that's so funny that the dog actually knocks at the same time that um i'm gonna ask this question because um greg from uh i can't read this oh it's dublin dublin ireland not dublin up north um is there a government in the united states said is there a dublin united states yeah dublin and pleasanton up north oh in california yeah i didn't know yeah um asked about the dog what kind of dog is tink king you keep saying take it to tink the index tinks is that tanks tanks is a cross between a chihuahua german shepherd so she has got the body of a german shepherd and the look of a german shepherd but she's a lot of chihuahua because she shakes in 80 degree weather and she's definitely she really is the sweetest she's our little mascot and she sits in with us on every show and burns dog food she's going to live twice as long as that's right normal that's right gentle giants dog food well thank you greg for that question from dublin ireland uh and sanjin from japan wow by the way our podcast is really fitting in japan i know obviously i mean we've had now all these different yeah that's great um he says to corey um do you miss being married uh you know honestly do i miss being married i this is that's a whole other show that we're gonna do on marriage and divorce um that we are preparing currently for so sanjin thank you for that question um time is being married i i can't say that i think i missed the opportunity to have a family unit um when i was married it was not my decision to get divorced so i never got the opportunity to fight for it um i i don't miss uh the uh how do i say this i'm trying to gingerly talk about this because i don't want to get go negative about it i would have loved to have been married to um a man that carried we carried each other like you know in in the episode with mike san pedro he he mentions we'll carry each other those that sentence took me down mainly because i've never had that and what a concept you know in a marriage or you are supposed to carry each other you're supposed to take care of each other right and in doing so in doing so you do carry each other in good times and in bad in sickness and in health till death do you part and so what i miss is not being able to fulfill the covenant that i took with god um i feel like i let god down even though i didn't have a choice in whether or not i got to stay married um and so i i didn't i don't yeah i guess i just missed the family unit and and i actually miss even though i didn't have it i missed the chance to actually fight for it you know i've been married twice and both of my husbands left without a explanation and so that was difficult okay but my theory is if you have to fight for the marriage it's not worth it well i i think differently than you i think that that you know i think some things are you know and look trust me when i say uh looking back i know god plucked me out and saved me from more heartache and i'm grateful but you know i believe in the institution of marriage i think two people can have a great life together and work at it um it's not easy i know that i have a lot of friends that have been married i have a lot of friends that have been divorced and so i don't want to speak any ill over the institution of marriage i think it's a beautiful thing shared between two people but when you take those vows and you take them seriously and you speak them before yourself and god and your family and friends and then it's literally just kind of ripped from you you you go oh wait a minute i was the only one in that situation that that actually felt them right right so i missed that part but i'm okay i'm good i'm really happy that's a great question though i guess i've mentioned it a couple times so thanks for listening the other question i had with this was say you married a billionaire where money was never an option do you think you'd still be acting or would you've thrown yourself into uh homemaking charity work and everything else i actually i would i would i'm old school i would i i would do whatever my husband asked me to do that's just i mean when i you know when i married my first husband he didn't want me doing acting and i didn't i had a child and i you know i love to work i would always work like i i do i don't want to like just you know be taken care of that's not my style i don't want to do that i would i would work but if if he didn't like what i was doing then you know yeah i see what what i would have seen is that you would become you would definitely do charity work but you'd be one of those socialites who would do charity and really not get into the real world i'm not socialite though not nothing against them i just i would probably give it all away honestly right i'm i would i would be able to do you know i i drive on wilshire boulevard now and i see all the veterans out front in tents like uh that that just like i don't understand how you can have a billion dollars and not do something about it yeah something like that so anyway um yeah that's good answer that good yes um mine don't say to bob it's just intimated because your name's in it uh this is uh christopher from um oh wow do you i guess our show is in japan yeah christopher from international okay yeah i mean you said we've got a lot of two questions did you pull these questions yes oh okay well that's that explains it uh is bob was bob a comedian in another life yes one that didn't exist okay i i listen to comedy nonsense when i when i go to sleep um that's funny my wife doesn't have any noise in the house my wife is uh as nice as i can say this there and she's a princess to pee so if there's any sound or any light she can't sleep so i put a an earpiece in and i'll usually put on comedy and it's usually you know 10 or 15 of the same people going over again but i have studied comedy my whole life i've never gotten up and done comedy i always wanted to and i used to go down to um the laugh factory uh thursday friday or wednesday and thursday nights after hockey and i get there at 11 o'clock and my desire to go to a comedy club i like to be there then when there's 10 or 15 people in the audience and the guys just or the girls just working their stuff out and i've got there and i thought about doing the open mic night but when you go down to these places there's 150 people looking for you know 16 spots three minutes each so and i'm not i haven't been a writer or paid my dudes for 10 years there's no way i'd be ever picked to be able to do that the only way i'd ever be able to do is if i knew somebody won the club is they go do five minutes but it's just in the audience you can rip on me yeah but i do have a i do have a good five minutes i have to do a good 10 minutes i've never aired them to anybody um then no i'm never going to air them well hang on hold hold on one second just one second what if we're gonna i'm gonna double down right now what if on our millionth we reveal your identity and you do five minutes of stand up maybe i would i wouldn't do five minutes on the show i would do five minutes in front of an audience and then air that on the show well jay davis will contact jay yeah he's gonna set up his own club um i thought when he said that i thought about this thing maybe i get my five minutes um but humor has always been a very good yeah or a very essential part of my life and especially with my parents but my brand of humor as you can tell is more sarcastic it's more witty it's more and if you've you've never met my parents but if you ever sit in a room with my parents it's nothing but good natured insults going back and forth and that's how we relax we have fun we all can because my family has done very well and we're very big on uh not letting each other get too big and knock each other down a peg that's a really good point yeah so when somebody comes home like hey i just did the other okay great you know we're we don't take battles in my family yeah so it's like you know you're expected to do very well you're expected to be smart but and you're also expected to have a thick skin because you know in fact i have a um a video call with my mother my aunt my sister and one of her sons my nephew jason um every week on sundays um and i remember last time it's about an hour call on the portal the facebook portal so we get to see everybody and everything else and my dad used to be on there but now he's in he's more assisted living so we really can't talk to him too much but i think my mom let me have it like three times last sunday and they were good ones i mean they were quick and they were good ones and i'm like oh good yeah so we don't let yeah we don't let anybody get away with anything that's cute well that explains it and you know i know a lot of people they say hey bob said this to you and i'm gonna punch bob in the face but i've said it all along he is a big softy and he is very very funny so that was a really great quest question well my theory is if you can't take it why are you talking because you you know it comes out and you know it's funny last night when i was driving home we were texting back and forth and or it was it was during the day or something and you said you texted hey i have an idea did you get my response to that i don't remember so you said i did get it you texted say i have an idea and i replied to immediately i said first one and then after that i said i said did it hurt yeah and then and then i saw you typing something and then it went away and nothing came through and now in my mind i'm like oh crap she thinks i insult her she's all upset basis but my family's motto is get over it let's go and i'll tell you the other thing my family's italian so there were everybody screamed and yells at each other we have tempers so i remember um again i brought my first wife home years and years and years or years ago and my father and i were at dinner around the kitchen table and somebody said something to somebody that pissed each other off and we went at it screaming at each other for like five minutes just like top of our lung will if you this have you that i i would never say it to him but he says it to me and i said well if i and we go off different rooms no less than five minutes later my dad came downstairs to the den looked at me and said let's get a bucket of balls that's all right yeah and marilyn said are you guys mad at each other and my father looked there and said that was five minutes ago yes will you hold a grudge yes and you should be able to speak your mind to somebody as long as you're not really hurting them yeah speak your mind and then hey let's go have some fun you know get over it to that point i've always taught my daughter that that you know we can be upset with each other but we're going to get over this we're not going to hold it you can't walk on eggshells and keep it in your in your belly and you know disease is dis-ease right so i agree with that so next time you just get over it in five minutes which is why i love irena so much because as much as i try to get irina she fires back at me very witty very smart and sometimes i'm uh ah well that was that's a good question all right my turn bob from westlake village asks yeah no yeah okay what is your dream job okay that's a very good question bob i love this question honestly with that bob from westlake smart any he is really genius no because that's a good point like i love every job that i do i feel like i you know have a good grasp of blooming where i'm planted i just enjoy life like i'm kind of like that girl amy adams and enchanted it's just like but if i could for the rest of my days travel the world and sing worship music just be in a band and sing i'd do that i'd be so happy yes in a second i would do it in a second now granted none of us are traveling the world singing at all because well that's positive you know i would i would love to maybe maybe just maybe i could like just pull one song together and open up for like the news boys or something i don't know okay so just a little follow-up to that um and i know we're not allowed to ask follow up questions says the new administration but um has a little um most singers bands you see they've spent 10 years in the five-person bars of which i've played many shows like that so if you travel the world would you be okay traveling the world singing in bars with those 10 people in the audience as opposed to thousands i'm going to go with wherever god takes me i would i don't i don't have to have like a major audience i can sing with five people if i if it's doing what god wants me to do you okay singing me you're in front of two people yeah yeah i had a show when i was a kid in uh in college and we played a marriott their ballroom whatever it is and it was a bar it was a thing two people in the audience and one was like 75 you know it was 80 a husband and wife now back in those days it was four cents 10 to 10 45 11 11 45 now it's on until two or 1 45 and they sat for the entire four hours wow and there was not another person came into that club and we just said it's a i guess it's a paid rehearsal but we played four sets for two people that's actually beautiful and you know tony robbins you're a tony robbins fan that he talks about before there was social media how he had to go out and he would post like pictures around the town that he was speaking in and he'd rent like this ballroom in a hotel and he'd say hey i'm going to be here at a certain time and he would he was expecting a lot of people and like seven people and he scoot the chairs in and he's like we have such a great advantage now because of social media and so you know even though you would be singing to two people now you could put your phone on it and it could go out to your 6 000 or 60 000 or whatever you have on your your your social media but honestly like that must have been beautiful to have a captive audience of just two people and you know those two people god bless you for hanging out for four hours that's by the way is why i loved going to the comedy store because with 10 people in the audience you're you have a dialogue back and forth with the comedian yeah and there's a woman who is doing her um it and she's from philadelphia and she's going around she's what it like ruined her philadelphia and she looked at me i said yeah i grew up in philadelphia and we started going back and forth on this date afterwards we met and she said come on we had a drink together we you know hung out the whole night and i went home but it was a it was a great thing and i like the small trip i was there once again with 10 or 15 people and um whitney cummings came up arsenio hall came up and dom ira came up and they were all doing their new stuff so they had no papers or anything else and that was the best show i've ever seen yeah and it was it was just amazing that's wonderful but i like the smaller audiences now truth be told if i'm playing at a band i'd rather have you know a thousand people around cause you get more into it and stuff but uh you know terry fader is right yes okay so um before he won on um mary's got talent he said he was at i think it was a marriott and there was one 14 year old kid in the audience and he did his whole show for one kid went home his wife said i'm quitting the business i can't do this and his wife said no stick with it if you really want to stick with it within a year or two later he's on america's got talent and he gets 150 million dollar contract in vegas wow so but he said he had the one-person show and that kid sat through the entire show wow so but yeah it's no that's pretty brutal yeah that's yeah they do and but that's the beauty of it that's kind of where you go oh wait a minute this isn't about me at all right and you know the people that really love their craft are people like like springsteen who and bon jovi who at the height of their career will go find a 100-person bar and go sing in a bar can i tell you a little fun fact um howie mandel does that he will go and get on a plane with a very good friend of mine john mendoza and they'll just go do the really small comedy clubs a lot of people don't know that because they think he's you know he's got this huge career on network but no he loves to go to those places and and continue to refine his ray romano released a special i think about two years ago or a year and a half ago before uh covent says two years ago and i've seen ray ramon especially he's just funny as hell yeah he is before everyone's got raymond he did a special where in a night he went to four different comedy clubs just showed up out of the blue and filmed it and that was his special and it was all new stuff and it was great and the audience had no idea was coming but they were underground places in new york that he would just go from one place to another and that was his special i think that was a great great show um yes god uh jessica from oregon says uh okay yeah i'm not gonna make you blush because you're not on camera but she says um bob you have a great voice oh we can now i see i would put the little hearts over your head but you're not on camera um have you ever is this your first time on the radio or on on mic um well okay so it's my first time on like a talk show kind of thing yes it's my i don't count singing because there's nine other guys or five other guys with you and you're you know um but i spent 20 years litigating cases so my comment and i truth be told i have immense stage fright um i i suffer from fear of rejection i suffer from stage fight so if you put me up in front of a stage by myself in front of a thousand people i go nuts put me behind keyboards where i have something to hide from behind and i'm playing music that i know i'm going to play fine but i couldn't go up and do public speaking with the exception of and i would tell people i can speak with up to 15 people that's you know 12 people in a box a judge a cleric and a bailiff and then you can't shut me up because i believe in what i'm saying i have a very um hand flailing way of talking i my voice inflections go up and down and i have seen lawyers literally give their closing argument reading from a page and mono monotonic monosyllabic reading like how can you do that i've had judges say council you can sit when you close your case i said no i can't i you know it's the old joke you to keep it a tank quiet you tie his arms behind his back right i can't give a closing arm i can't even ask questions sitting down i have to i was raised socratic i was stated in law school you got up you answered your question then you sat back down but i i see these lawyers that they they just you know they're not even looking at the witness and i'll tell you a funny story i had a um an arbitration and i forgot the cases about some my client had broken her arm in some place when we were suing somebody and the opposing counsel was questioning her witness now in an arbitration you're sitting around a conference table so you get the arbitrator at the head of the table you have council and party on one side and council on parties another side and i'm watching the arbitrator and i'm watching council and council's reading from a script asking questions and her client is looking down reading answers they're not looking at the arbitrator and i'm looking at the arbitrator not paying attention so i get the arbitrator attention and i start showing her photos and so on anything the arbitrators didn't hear a word they said there's no record there's no transcript so in the end we got a pretty good award and i'm thinking this idiot lawyer never looked up once to see her audience and that's the idea now the flip side from that is i'm not very good at reading people um in the jury i had jurisdictionally well yeah obviously i had a jury trial in santa monica and there was this um uh it was a korean guy and he was just in my pocket there was nothing i could say where he didn't shake his head and he's with me the whole way by dave's a child he was my i'm thinking this guy's gonna get back there and he's gonna send this thing my way we come out and we got a verdict and at the end they pulled the jury and it was 11-1 in my favor and he was the guy against me and i went outside and and sometimes you're allowed to go and talk to the jurors i was talking to drugs i thought that guy loved me because he hated you he hated everywhere just said when he got back in the journey he did nothing to be bad but he kept nodding at me and i totally misread him he's and he was the foreman of the jury he said he was yeah he was the guy against me i'm like man did i misread that one i'm just nodding going yeah but he was doing he's not his head going you son of a gun i hate you i can't wait to get back there so it's it's funny but to to bring it around full circle um i can talk in front of a few people yeah um but i again i don't need to be on tv i have been on tv twice but but it's both like good day la i was on as an attorney when a case came out and i had to discuss the case uh jessica adoption case but it's just it's just not what i want to do i got to yeah well besides being attacked jessica had a little bit of a you know crush on your voice being a disembodied voice in the background gives me a lot of freedom okay all right um mark from new york to corey or about the corey i cross my name on what's your most embarrassing moment gosh um oh gosh i i gotta pick one now because lord knows i've had so many oh my gosh that's a good question embarrassing moment third and most embarrassment right now because i have so many i literally have so many um i'll tell you mine and then you can go yeah we talked about this actually last night um i between marriages had about eight or nine years and 10 years and i was bored one super bowl i called up a buddy of mine ryan who always throws a super bowl party and i said are you doing a part of this year yes i went over to ryan's house and i get there and i remember looking around and thinking wow there are a lot of pretty women here i mean really pretty women here i'm like this i can't believe i've known ryan for so long and we sit there and i meet this guy we're talking on the couch and i put money in the bedding pools and i grab a drink and everything else we start watching the game know how do you know ryan so after the first quarter i get up go outside and i'm looking around but yeah i can't find ryan or whatever and all of a sudden it hits me well this isn't ryan's house i was two blocks down from ryan's house and i had to go to him so i left as fast as i can ran to ryan's house hilarious walked in he they go where were you i'm like oh my god the party you know the super bowl party yeah they had balloons and everything so oh my god and i walk in and i had actually won one of the squares of the betting pool so then it was like do we go back and then three of my friends yeah we all went back and i got my money and stuff but i literally sat there for like 35 40 minutes not invited to a party and now as i think about it the age group is probably about 10 or 15 years younger than the age group over ryan that's why all the pretty girls were there i'm like okay so i basically inadvertently crashed a super bowl party i love those kind of moments so um i think one of the ones that stand out for me is i have several again uh i one of my first auditions was for disneyland and i i didn't know how to audition one of the characters no no just it was a disneyland commercial and i i was my first audition big audition i had done you know plays up north and stuff but i had just come to la and i was like this is my very first audition and i'm in this room and i'm not knowing what to expect and i they they brought five of us in at a time so i'm like oh really sweating it out because i'm like i can't even do this in front of myself like now i have five people that i don't know i have to do this audition and so the camera guy goes all right so we're gonna we're gonna just ask you guys a couple questions and i was first and so they said um slate your name and and i just said you know my name is corey alvin they wanted me to do the whole thing and you know you when they say slate they want you to do give your profiles it's a whole thing did you know what that meant no no i was just hi i'm corey oliver and that was it and everyone's looking at me like you gotta turn right you gotta turn left right and so i'm just like and he's like can you turn right so the guy's talking me through it and he says to me so tell us what your favorite ride at disneyland is it's a disneyland commercial and again in my head i was like thinking the matterhorn and i say magic mountain it's a whole other theme park bob yes not too far away not too far away and i was just like i literally was like and and then that guy's like okay and so then they go to like the other four people in the you know the room and i'm just going oh how did i do what did i i had cotton balls in my mouth and they were like oh it's you know whatever and the toad and i'm giving all these really unique fun answers and i leave there and i get to my car and i was just crying i was just yeah stupid was stupid and i get home by the time i got home i booked the commercial good for you honestly they probably thought this girl is so she i can't believe she set a hole at the theme park so that was one of my very most embarrassing moments um they said by the way they should be on camera somewhere somewhere it's uh living with your uh guys not yet speech right um they say a lot of producers and directors like that kind of stuff and one of the stories i have heard is danny devito when he auditioned for taxi he walked in the room and he was an unknown person at the time and he walked in and it was around a table or something and he said you know before we start i have one question and he throws the script on the table who wrote this piece of crap or whatever it is and then they all started laughing he had him rolling and that's how he got the job isn't his taxi yeah yeah i mean sometimes you just think you know it was very embarrassing in the moment it really was tonight and it sticks out now but um sometimes just gotta roll with it and and somewhere i am on um splash mountain on camera going down with my family that was cast in a disneyland commercial do you think they ever run it or they did run it it was it was years ago but what i would love is if wouldn't it be cool if we could find that audition because i can't even imagine my face it was just so it was just so humiliating for me because i was in the room you know and and again i was dyslexic and so i was thinking matahorn and i said magic mountain so there you have it there there should be there's two things i want to be i want to want there to be in the world one is if you do an audition like that you should get a copy of it right right now you can't publish or anything else but you should be able to because that's your memories right the other one is they have imdb what they don't have is imdb for commercials yeah and there's so many times where i see an actor or actress and a commercial go who is that and it's not always on the internet you always want to go who is that person and including there should be imdb for extras so you see 20 people in the background you should kind of know who those people are but well another one of my most embarrassing moments which is on camera somewhere out there is i did a bud light commercial and i i i'm a class by nature and so right before they said action the one of the grips uh on the side but where i was i have a scar on my elbow and he looks at my spur and he says what happened to your elbow and i said i'll tell you i'm kind of a klutz i'll tell you after this take and they say action and i grab my six bud light bottles and my it's it's the one with the mouse right you're running from your apartment to his apartment yeah and i run around i put the bottles down on the desk and and then they shoot the mouse in and i grab the bottles and i have to you know i hit the door frame with the bottles and the bottles were glass and they just broke everywhere and i fell out of frame of course and i was pregnant at the time which nobody knew because it wasn't showing but um but i know that they had played that over and over like it was just it's one of those moments and the guy says to me oh you really you really are klutz aren't you like yeah but that was kind of embarrassing most of my moments are on camera and yeah well we're going to put that commercial we have a copy of it right yes that commercial will show right now really [Music] hey that creepy mess with the goddess is back in my apartment really can i hang here absolutely with a great taste that will fill you up and never let you down make it a bud light i used to be a car racer that was a good commercial i liked it it was you know but the guy what he called uh slingshotting the mouse in there it was a great yeah it was the top 25 commercials was it really was it a super bowl one or yes it was a top 25 and and it was fun and i loved that it was a thing you know bud lightwood they were amazing to work for and they they sent me a nice letter after and they just grew a great company um get them to be a sponsor yeah right but like um but yeah it's embarrassing i don't know of any podcasts that have alcoholic beverage sponsors i don't think so i think there's a rule against it i don't know actually that's a good question i thought we'd be the first yeah thank you mark from new york that was a really good question um okay so um [Music] kevin from where is where is uh montessori oh montecito that's like that's not north in uh santa barbara that's not that far oh montessori in san francisco yeah okay yes yes yeah that's where my daughter lives actually um around where she lives uh to bob it doesn't say to bob but i like to say that because you've been saying too corey doesn't say to corey either bob the questions i don't want to ask be for curry i see bob are you uh do you golf and play any sports i do i am as my father says uh jack of all trades master at nine i've played all sports growing up um but okay so when i grew up i i went to public school the first eight years but was always in a country club at night so the country club sports are golf tennis and swimming so i swam since i was three i played golf since i was four and i've played tennis on and off through there which i'll give you a great tennis story in a minute but um okay so great tennis story and great golf story the um i play golf in juniors all the way through every summer and then on the golf teams in school and stuff and i'm not sure if i told this story on air but there was a time where my brother sister and i were each in the championship flights of our respective age group and championships were on sunday because of course was closed on monday so my mother said to my brother uh go take your brother and sister to church go play your tournaments good luck so my brother and i dropped my sister off at church because we don't go to church i was 10 he was 16 my sister was 14. and my sister goes to church and we tore around in the car went to 7-eleven got slurpees whatever they came back and picked her up went to go to our tournament my sister wanted we both lost and about a month later my mom found out about us not going to church and her she tells the story to everybody she knows i'm just saying maybe if you're going to church you're not your sister went to church your sister won and it was just yeah you know my tennis i actually have two tennis stories uh my ten stories i i've never been a great tennis player but i've you know played tennis so i was in college and there was i was a senior and there was a freshman girl it was kind of cute and i knew she played tennis i was like let's go play tennis and she was like i said i'd say we'll make a bet i said if you win i'll drive you around from you and your friends around for a month if i win you go out with me so in my opinion i went either way so we go there and so now also they got to be this big big tournament with my friends and my frat and her sorority was all there so we're at this court in in the clubhouse and we're hitting the ball back and forth and i'm like oh this check's pretty good okay maybe this would be a good game no way did i think she could ever you know i'm twice the size of her i'm gonna hit the ball as hard as i can i'm gonna serve as best again i said here you can serve first i line up for the serve i didn't even see the ball it literally i was i mean you can't see my camera but i was facing forwards in my ready position and the ball went by me and i didn't even flinch it was that fast are you serious my entire fraternity fell off the stands laughing then i go okay and i walk over to the uh the ad court and i'm like alright let's go and bam second thing she beat me i think i got two points in the whole set and i might have hit the ball four times she every time she hit the ball it was like a half inch over the net for then i find out she's like third ranked in the state you know uh she i think you didn't tell me that she goes so what so but that was uh there you have it she scolds you into yeah she absolutely schooled me love her whoever she is i hate to say okay i can't remember it's so great but i drove around for a month and we've dated for a couple months and then i graduated um i didn't uh do any other questions so let's see where are we oh we got plenty of time you didn't do any other questions i mean you didn't i didn't write down any other questions for you or for me i had those five oh i have a question for you you do or bob from westlake does no i'll save it for next time no don't ask me now no because it's something i want to do okay so let me ask you this so if we are talking on the phone i call you on the phone and we get disconnected do i call you back you call me back or does it matter well i think i don't know if there's actual protocol on this but i if you actually called me to begin with then i guess you would call me back or i don't know i i always call the person back because i think well i don't want them to think that i hung up okay that's my thought is i always call the person back because i don't want to hang out apparently i'm wrong because i got chewed out by arena the other day because we were talking i was up north and she had called me and the phone cut out so i immediately called her back and it went right to you know voicemail i'm not getting involved i wait she calls me back she is why would you call me back i called you the rule is whoever places the call calls me back calls back because then so what had happened was i had called her and she had called me at the same time so they could cross and she was getting upset she goes everybody knows that rule okay i'm gonna go with irena i didn't know that was a rule okay so then i'm driving home last night and i'm talking to her and the phone cuts out and now it's like two or three minutes i can't remember whether i called her or whether she called me so i'm i'm literally shaking i'm afraid to call her back because if she called so finally after like two minutes ago okay i guess i missed it so i placed the call because she sat there waiting for me to call her back just always call her back and by the way happy anniversary anniversary so happy anniversary to you um well my theory to get out of trouble is um it's like the same as my theory on gambling you want to make money gambling i have a foolproof gambling system you come with me whatever i bet on you'll never lose okay so my check with irene is whatever i would normally want to do i do the opposite and then i'm not in trouble my instincts are always wrong i have a question okay and it's from carl okay from um san diego actually um who would you who would be your greatest to get on the show that's for both of us who who would you want to be on the show they said actually what celebrity but i'm just saying who in general um okay so somebody i'd want to talk to or somebody who i think would be great ratings for the show the great ratings for the show would be somebody like trump or ben shapiro or candace owens or somebody like that but somebody who i'd want to talk to dead would be oppenheimer or einstein but living would be um you know i can't think of his name but there's a scientist who recently in the last couple years proved uh gravitational waves and what it is is the theory was that um gravity actually folds space and space actually goes so they built this machine in the in the desert in either arizona colorado or some state and it went four miles in one direction and then four miles 90 degrees in the other direction and they would shoot a laser back and forth and time how long it takes the laser to get back in like millions of nanoseconds and then something and they had it for years without any kind of result and then something happened where the times were different and what that meant is that the earth was like a wave you know like an earthquake with the ground waves he lost me bob okay i mean anyway they proved that it was a scientific discovery it was the biggest discovery science has ever had since the earth was round um but it proved einstein's theory approved gravitational waves and they found out that there was some super uh cosmic event like the explosion of a star or something that happened billions of years ago and the wave was just getting to us but the earth literally rippled for a microsecond and that was a big so i would want somebody like that who i could sit through and talk about science for just eons and i think that'd be a great show so you are a sly you're you know what bill nye the science guy you kind of look like him too back to your old collection he's cute but bill nye i used to love bill nye um i kind of fell out when he he went all climate emailing me because i have a different opinion of him than he has a client in his opinion i'm a climate denier because i don't agree with his opinion but that being said anybody who likes a good debate watch the debate between bill nye and ken ham about creationism and ken ham's from australia is a very big creationist and they let cam hands speak first about why the bible is true every word is said and if the world is six thousand years old bill nye within his first five or ten minutes just destroyed him and and ken stuck to his guns and really said things but bill nye is absolutely he's not saying there's no god he's saying the world is not successful why would you destroy him because we're all about unity on this show i know but bill nye took everything that ken ham said and said this is why it's not true you know ken ham said the world is six thousand years old we found a tree in sweden that's nine thousand years old i mean there's all these evidentiary facts that we can do but with facts and science he just laid it out and said no that's not the way it is but he's a great great debater i just think in the last couple years he's kind of taken a position which is fine to take the position but he has said if you don't believe my position i don't want to talk to you anymore and if i'm not wrong he even talked about people being put in jail or people being losing their licenses if you know they don't agree with his position on climate change by the way on that story they just came out a teacher in i want to say south carolina that's the right place christian school the um uh trial started uh george floyd and the police officers and she said to her class which is a true statement the cause of death has not been determined yet the school fired her for saying how dare you say such a thing when it is true everybody agrees the cause of death has not been determined yet and that's the the point of the trials to determine what the cause of death was i just and she's just beating that fire because she stated i just actually read something about that uh to this point um that juror number 36 i don't know if this is actual factual or not uh notes that if george floyd had complied with officers this wouldn't have happened selected for the jury that's odd because that would probably be a grounds for a recusal or dismissal right yeah you don't we don't want anybody on the jury who has a predetermined opinion right that's what i would say how would you not know about this case though well you can know about the facts of the case but you don't want to have an opinion of the case in today's social media it's impossible to find a jury that doesn't know about right a lot of the jury members right the pool of jury said i don't reveal this jury because i don't eat the threats i don't want my house damaged i don't want my wife threatened sure and that was a big deal but there's going to be a right either way i think we should do what we do and i would like to know how you see yourself i have a question for you how you saying should i do the rorschach test on you okay um bob describe yourself in three words so our audience knows it's impossible to describe myself in three words without me sounding conceited uh but i honestly do believe this about myself okay um i'm i'm i don't say the word giving but i will do anything that anybody asked me to do and i will feel bad if i can't do it so the the word would be giving um a hyphenate equip while he's quick-witted um and i would think um whatever the adjective is for investigation like investigative or i question i question everything i see yes and i have learned a very long time ago that 99.5 of the things that anybody knows they know because they've been told by somebody else that you know your sense of reality from what you witness is less than a percent so any time somebody tells me something my first mind is really and i always want a question we always say really yeah and and the other thing is especially going through law school so my mind immediately thinks to an exception so when somebody said it's always like this there's nothing i can't give you an exception to i'm like my mind just works that way is well what if this happens what does this happen my daughter's the same way i'll say listen don't ever do that well what if i'm driving and there's the only way to save my life is to jump out of the car can i jump out of the car then okay you know we're like oscar and felix we're super opposite but yet the same wait am i am i the oscar my other feelings uh maybe yeah okay that's funny you know i'd say about ninety percent of our audience are not gonna get that yeah so i'm going to i'm going to i'm going to show you what it means right here i do need the rorschach test though to do that for you i don't know where that is i'm trying to get through this test to get to 25 as fast as possible i'm literally like getting gonna include ours on this so that we can get rid of this game and get a new game well no we'll do we'll get there different images like hearts and butterflies and things well then they're gonna say it's a heart it's a butterfly fine but like these are like oh okay so this is the rorschach test with mr bob i see two fairies with wings facing each other down oh yeah sorry that's that's it that's what i see so you're looking at two fairies look at each other the wings are coming out oh yeah and i was just watching um what's that show um fate fake about the fairies oh yeah i just stole those two episodes uh it's obviously two elephants uh sitting on something in the middle like you know like a merry-go-round kind of thing see that um two tibetan monks playing patty cake that is actually demonic um but what it is it's it's the smoke coming up from a that's not demonic it's the smoke coming up around a castle in the middle and it's the smoke like uh who was angelina jolie uh with the horns uh the characters she played in the disney films begins with an m oh yeah uh i forget yeah but but her character like that word comes smoking and that is a clown face okay wonderful that's a really great bob [Music] and so tell me just so we can finish this little round of questioning who your celebrity crush is you're gonna be made cause it's not you no i'm not gonna be mad to arrest me it's like that would be weird you're like a brother it would be weird wouldn't it so um now or back i'll give you back then when i grew up it was christy brinkley yeah and it all it all stemmed from her sports illustrated and she was just a very gorgeous woman to me yeah she still is so beautiful yes wow wonderful okay all right anything else you want to show the audience what we did to protect the table from you the table you mean the do not bang the table no the bottle oh so bob has glued these down onto our table because um i am constant every time i come in i sit my chair in and i hit the chair the table and everything flies off that everything flies off the table so he has literally glued it down with a what's it called oh alien tape oh it's the best ever alien tape but you could probably get it do it yourself or home depot dude it's also online alien they're not one of our sponsors but i'm going to put them as a sponsor they are great i mean so great half of our studio is held up by alien team but let me tell you let me ask you if you take this off the table is it going to rip the varnish off no not at all so that's a good thing about aliens yeah it's exactly like those 3m things for pictures you pull but this is it just and the interesting stuff about this uh alien tape one should be one of our sponsors you can take the piece of tape wash it and it becomes sticky wow it's reusable yes that's actually a genius and you boil down what i said to one word um well you can also tell them that i put a sign up that says don't bang the table there's signs everywhere we have a green room which is one chair just one um but i do want to thank all of these wonderful people for writing in and paying attention and listening that that really does blow my mind that people they can't hear you huh your mic's behind your head i do want to not right at the mic um all of you the wonderful people for for writing in and listening and all of our lists are so far i mean we're i'm just grateful for it we've gotten 14 1500 subscribers we've had great uh knock on wood 130 140 000 views on youtube alone plus all the ones on the podcast over we're getting there yeah if there's anything that like 900 1990 947 to go i know and then one million we're gonna reveal bob's identity and he's going to give us five-minute stand up and i might even sing a song i know exactly how i'm to do it i'll do it animated no you can't do it i mean you have to do your whole it'll be me as an animated guy no you have no you have to come on camera you have to come on camera that's the whole thing one million okay i'm holding you to this and yes i think is there a way to like get rid of subscribers so i could get a million drops and i reviewed those words anyway thank you for joining in on the coriolis effect we've had a really amazing month of just laughter and and fun and you know some great people special guests and some soul searching and great guests and you know we really do if you want to come on the show please email us at corey no cory no corey.the coriolis effect gmail.com yeah or whatever's written underneath you if i got it wrong we'd love to talk to you zoom in or in studio we'll we'd love to connect with you and um we thank you all for and who we want is graham allen graham allen we're coming for you graeme allen or joe rogan joe rogan i've got just one question for you and i'd love to ask you in person well he'll be in texas but on air that's okay i'll fly to you uh yeah anyway we we love you all and we can't thank you enough and we look forward to uh and then shapiro we want to get him in the show too and go on yeah and sean hannity tucker calls him and i'd get don lemon and i'd get uh either one of the cuomo brothers in here i mean not to be like too controversial but like and i don't know what happened but did you see uh uh about don levin you did send me the link this this is true yes bobby he walked off based on meghan markle and now what i heard is he came back though didn't he no no no he uh he's done he apologized he quit the show um i had heard that um from some newscast that meghan markle had so pierce morgan made his comments about mega marco on monday and that by the next day or that night meghan markle had lodged a formal complaint with the things called the igc or whatever the um network in england was or in britain was and lodged complained against him and the commentator was saying you know she's really the one who's got no power when she's trying to get the guy fired and he believes that peter smoker would have been fired anyway but pierce morgan then put out a tweet afterwards which i think is great and said i have to the effect of i have thought about what i said and i still agree with what i said before he said thank you very much i'm not going to be alone with my thoughts and so he did not back down where the banjo player from mumford sons you heard about that right he said he likes his book about the guy who talked about antifa he came out and apologized and what's going on is once you apologize then you're fired so you're gonna be fired anyway you might as well just not apologize um yes he took time off is what he said okay uh before we go i have one more question from uh frank stallone of west lake where's where's live now he lives in uh west hollywood um no kind of thing like in westwood i believe i believe he always asks uh what's the deal with the lips behind you it looks like yeah i think he thought they were the rolling stones actually but um i don't know really has a big tongue coming out of it too yes but you can't see because my head is like always in front of it but um those are actually my lips i they're that big yeah all right um my my business partner and best friend um tara and i have a company called beverly hills balm and we were trying to think of a seal for our bomb and i said let's just like make it a kiss or something she said yes kiss a piece of paper so i kissed a piece of paper and then um she gave it to her niece who's a fantastic artist and she colored it this beautiful color it's really really pretty color and so we shrunk it down and that's the seal for my lip balm those are actually my lips and then how did you get that um i actually uh accompanied um those metal prints it's on metal you can't really tell but it's this metal print company who are fantastic they printed it out for me that's great yeah so that's that's funny yeah they kind of while i'm sitting in front of it it does look kind of like that rolling stone you know lips but those are actually fine uh yeah i'm trying to figure it i can't remember the name of that album i think if i'm kind of i don't know if it was the one with start me up or the other one but anyway yeah it does look like it yeah well that's a great question frank fell on okay anything else no i guess just thank you for joining us oh and we're up hi guys i'm corey oliver and thank you for watching the coriolis effect we hope you enjoyed the previous episode 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Channel: The Coriolis Effect with Cory Oliver

Views: 17,856

Rating: 5 out of 5

Keywords: Entertainment, Politics, Religion, Faith, talk, cory, oliver, corilis, effect, beauty, fashion, celebrities, conservative, liberal, republican, democrat, right, left, coriolis, bob, email, questions, listeners

Id: 7a6P4BKWKtE

Length: 78min 24sec (4704 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021