Ep. 51's Funniest Moments (ft. Yasmine Al-Bustami & Joey Vahedi)

you look very texas right now like oh thanks yeah with like the the denim shirt and the shiner hat you do look very texas yeah yeah i was like that with alcohol i started doing like the jack daniels honey whiskey long island iced tea okay yeah yeah really sweet stuff i still do like like a strawberry margarita or something like that i do like sweet things but we should have done this with like a margarita i know that would have been fun just keep taking shots um i just we all pass out until tomorrow and it's just recording the whole time six yeah mine just got changed to abby text me she's like hey you come in right now so i was like sick what was childhood like for you uh honestly it was pretty good like oh cool so yes what was your upbringing like and you can go in as little as much or as little detail as you like um because i've heard a lot especially about yours guys i don't know how much you want to get into yeah we dissected cats like a fake cat i swear yeah okay yeah like that was that was in i want to say that was in high school and the cat like came out of the bag i remember once uh we were at my little cousin's talent show and a little boy got up and was singing the star spangled banner and he forgot the words so he was like uh just making it up and improvising as he was going and i started like chuckling but quietly but my grandpa then started laughing and then we both neither of us could stop where we were howling so we both laughed at inappropriate things all the time and when he died my mom called me and he was like my hero and he called she called me and was like big daddy's gone and i was like okay so i left work i was working in dallas and i got there and once i sat down is when it finally hit me and i started crying for the first time and then i looked over and he was wearing a shirt that that had something to do with like i had a zombie on it and it said something about like the living dead um and i looked at my mom and i was like why would you put him in that shirt today yeah and she was like i didn't know today would be the day i'm like yeah but he's sitting there like his body and he has a zombie shirt so i was like half expecting him to like make a zombie noise or something but it made me laugh and it was like comforting it's it's totally yeah yeah we talked about our funerals the other day we i love your idea it's similar but he like took it up a notch that i actually was like yeah i want to be cremated personally and i want everyone to come in a halloween costume and then have a party and have fun and you know enjoy themselves i mean i'm sure hopefully people are you know sad or everyone would come dressed as you oh my god yeah that would be cool one of us at some point i believe that we'll all be friends forever um and we'll see yeah let's let's make it right yeah okay well yeah um but if that's the case that was [Laughter] yeah and that will like how fun and then one of us will be the first one to go so we don't even have to worry about it right yeah what do you think is that weird well most odds are you'll be the one that goes to both of our funerals because we're guys right our life expectancy is shorter i so i probably odds are with all my medical issues i'll probably be the first to go into three blocks just to make sure like if someone says otherwise yeah i we will not let that person do that yeah yeah yes and i i do want colors i want colors and i want lively music i want dancing i really want dancing totally yeah i want and i kind of want like a roast so i want people to like get up like that oh wait i thought you meant like a barbecue actually yeah i would not maybe not my body because i feel like they'd be very traumatic for a lot of people and i don't want to do i don't inflict trauma right on anyone um but some kind of roasting and maybe make people well you want to be cremated so yeah so there will be some roasting kind of like that guy doing the knocking i want to do some variation of like still creating some kind of pranks along the way for the whole day totally i love surprises yeah so still like surprising people along the like they're i don't know something like that i can see your caskets it's like the halloween things putting that's in front of the sensor it's like and then it goes back down that's what we'll do have you seen um my life the michael keaton nicole kidman movie from i think like 97 or something like that but it's he plays a guy who gets cancer and his wife is pregnant with their only child and it's terminal like he has no chance of survival and it's hilarious and he uh so he he's seeing the stuff that is blockbuster which has a lot of sex yeah i mean dude i look at myself in the mirror every day and i'm like cool this is what we're working with great i think you look great thanks dude yeah i want to ask both of you what is the thing you love most about yourself and then i'm going to tell you both what i love most about yourselves [Laughter] last year on my birthday i invited all of my i didn't ask for your life story last year my birthday invited all my closest friends and i have uh all of them all of them yeah and i have people did you like i was saying i invited all of my closest friends a beautiful soul comes out y'all are beautiful y'all shut up oh my gosh

Channel: What's Your Limp?

Views: 12,938

Keywords: yasmine al bustami, ncis, Lucy, ncis hawaii, joey Vahedi, Lucifer, the chosen, Thomas, ramah, Little James, Jordan Ross, Jordan walker ross, what's your limp?, podcast, bloopers

Id: ygq4EQy2JVQ

Length: 6min 51sec (411 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 21 2022