Ep. 113 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

i'm just gonna try to like curb my behavior with my working out and tequila welcome to the new set of two bears one cave how do you like what i did i like it tom it's really great more you on this one i i mean i think it's kind of an homage that you did a straight up replica of you know can i tell you i've n i don't feel like i've ever been funny in this room no no why i don't know i got [ __ ] i've told leanne i think it's the chairs i would actually like you to assess it okay because because this is my podcast studio tom's in la he's uh got work this week doing some work yeah and then and then i'm leaving tonight for austin which [ __ ] sucks well then we're going to see each other again in a few days we're going to see each other on monday we'll see what's going to get there oh we're driving through the night so you'll be there in the morning yeah i'll be there in the morning okay um i'm working out with rogan tomorrow in austin yeah right at his place on it oh yeah they're going to put me let's go ahead and start they're going to put you through what no you want to say something oh yeah looking have you been on a cleanse or something you mean the prolonged cleanse which is not a sponsor not a sponsor and by the way i didn't i didn't have never tagged them in anything because i wanted to be able to [ __ ] on them if i didn't like them yeah i did tom so this is a a fasting mimic diet will you find out what a fasting mimicking diet is halston and start punching up the laughter a little bit [ __ ] where's this patty yeah um so a fat is so it's i think it it it makes you feel like you're fasting but you're not fasting but you're not you're doing soups you're doing it's it's like it's uh green friendly so it's no no protein it's a fast can you read that yeah it says the fasting mimicking diet is a specific meal plan formulated to stimulate the fasting state while providing nutrients and calories it does this by finding a sweet spot in the body where the benefits of fasting still occur and pathways that block the benefits of fasting are not activated so i lost 12.5 pounds in four days wow yeah what were you up to well what's crazy 260 3.7 dude can i tell you i saw 270. like i saw it like i was like no no i could get 270 tomorrow i weighed 260 on thanksgiving 262 3.7 on friday on on saturday morning saturday morning i was 263.7 you were like [ __ ] up and i was like i was sitting out we were back to 250 now i'm at 252 right now and so and so but but i mean i'm lost because i don't understand the difference between a diet and an eating disorder so but also the real thing for birdie boy is that you go back on tour oh yeah i haven't been drinking right i haven't been eating carbs i've been eating you get a bar and you get two soups what kind of bar do you get this is it's actually not that bad it's like a little break do they send you the soup oh yeah they send see it's a five-day fast so they send you everything in this hey olson will you grab the prolonged box right there i can show it to you prolong i'm apologize for what i'm about to do to your company cause i know because you're gonna be like this isn't the advertisement we're looking for no one loses 12.5 pounds bert no one loses an inch in their neck tom i lost an inch in my neck that's what they sent you they said how did you find this you just my sister and my dad did it uh gwyneth paltrow does it uh i'm pretty sure jennifer anderson probably does it if gwyneth paltrow does it so they give you these these boxes i'll show it to you for so you guys can see and it's all the days and in a day an average day is typically i bought two and by the way i'm buying five more for my tour bus and i'm gonna make everyone do it and anyone that does it perfectly i give a thousand dollars to right that way they'll make it it'll make me do it again you get these bars which are pretty [ __ ] good and that's what you get for the day that's what no you get that two bars this is the first day you get these kale crackers you get some you get some uh some pills some algae pills some n12 pills this is your dessert for dinner it's this little treat right here and then and then these soups now what's important about these soups let me see it's this is black bean and this is squash holy [ __ ] dude this is 120 calories this is 110. you eat roughly 700 calories a day and and but here's my question about something like this it is kind of like a reset but it's not a permanent thing it's sort of why is it part of that's why i don't understand it i go why not just make it a permanent thing why don't you just do this every day for the rest of your life and then just go i don't get food anymore and so but also if you're exercising on this i'm exercising so my [ __ ] workouts i've you know have a trainer so my workouts have been [ __ ] insane and then they give you this and you fill it up with this l drink i didn't read the instructions and i think that's what really [ __ ] me up on this guy that sounds like you i didn't read any of the instructions and i [ __ ] made the soups steeping them instead of boiling them and they're like and then last night i read my fourth night i read i was like these soups are [ __ ] horrible the beans never get soft the quinoa never expands they're [ __ ] terrible soups i was like they taste and the flavors must have some hunger pains right no what no so um i'll tell you where i'll tell you where i got crazy but what so what happened is so i did it the first day i lose like five pounds jesus and i'm like i'm like okay this is [ __ ] working right and i was i mean i had to take half of xanax i'm sure you're not supposed to do that but i had to take off xanax go to bed my brain's just going go to the refrigerator go to the refrigerator there's stuffing in the refrigerator still thanksgiving leftovers are still there that was that was your day one that was my day oh day oh i got a saturday yeah yeah and so but what was happening is friday i had a [ __ ] white shirt on and it was i couldn't get it to stop doing this it never my belly was sticking out it was like a button-down shirt there's a white shirt and a white t-shirt and it i couldn't get it to go down and i'd pull it down it would stop and then it would just slide back up and i was like i can't be that guy i can't be that guy i'm too so i must have been 265 that night because i woke up at 263. you see that guy like in the airport where um he's walking towards you and his belly's below his t-shirt like that's me that's me that's me that's me that was me that is still me but so then i do this last night i read you must boil the soup in this in a stovetop for 12 minutes and i'm like huh so i call my mom and my dad my and my sisters they've all done it and they're like oh yeah yeah yeah you should have been boiling those you can't steep them so i've been drinking i've been these non-cooked soups for four [ __ ] days not doing this diet correctly at all yeah i [ __ ] stopped drinking the tea i'm not hungry i'm not hungry really it's kind of crazy man so here's what i have though and this is what made me crazy is um it i told i [ __ ] came out to liam about me you know being fat yeah and and i and that really opened a lot of [ __ ] like eyes for me because then i said to her i was like i was like yo i'm uh i go i'm helpless like i'm just wanting you to know did people always talk to me about being an alcoholic right and i've i've i've always said i'm not an alcoholic yeah but i'm not helpless to boost i don't need booze at all i just as i say that i grab a liquid death that's what i don't need booze at all i don't need it i i i once i can get through the first couple days of going that's right you can go back to bed you can go to bed by without anything i am i've heard the term i had to admit i was helpless again to alcohol i am helpless with food meaning uh chef antonia she was down in with you she was it laughed out loud with you in cancun okay she's she owns scopa here she has a bunch of amazing restaurants she came over and catered uh dinner for leanne leanne loves that show yellowstone so they had a big night of watching it she catered it with scopa tom i i was going like this i was going like i had oh i have a soup and i was cool with it i find myself grabbing food and i wasn't like i would just grab it and i go i can't eat but my hand would grab food and i it was like an impulse thing and then my mouth was watering like crazy and i go i go i just gotta go to bed i gotta go to bed it was almost like i couldn't be around it so then but now i'm not hungry but i want food you feel like the same way with booze though do you wait do you feel wait i don't understand do you feel like you are an alcoholic no i'm at all i know i'm not now now after watching myself deal with food that's helpless you feel like you're helpless with food i feel like with with food i go you know those guys who go kind of not kind of like i can do this because i know it's over in five days when are you gonna go ham tomorrow today i'm supposed to do the day five i just had the [ __ ] bar and i looked at the soup and i'm like i'm not gonna boil that for 12 minutes and i get on a plane tonight and i know i'm gonna drink tonight cause i'm getting on a [ __ ] plane i'm going to texas you know there's going to be barbecue so i just i'm just i'm like i'm like i'm time is your flight [ __ ] four five no seven five four five seven i can't wait to have a drink i can't wait time but i'm gonna i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait are you gonna barbecue uh so so is your gig tonight no tomorrow in austin gig two gigs um yeah the uh so what you know what's crazy is you said because here's what i thought happened to you right you broke your body and then which by the way today no one year anniversary today are you serious one year ago today exactly yeah isn't that spooky kind of it's very [ __ ] spooky this is the this is the day we went down to el segundo i still remember i still remember standing on the sidewalk you know you like you have like instead of watching you because it was like an unusual street that was on yeah i was waiting for you and i was talking to everybody outside i was talking to roy and yeah and they're like where's your friend i was like he's coming and then i saw you pull down here he is i was like nah i told you where to park i remember all that remember all that yeah that was one year ago man i wonder if that comes up with my phone no memories yeah of memories where's how do you get to memories is it oh it's when you go it's when you go to this when you go where memories how do you do it oh yeah on this date on this day today yeah i didn't have it i don't have it mine mine shows just december 13th wow that's interesting all the things i don't i have lucky days i have very lucky days in my life like there's a big chunk in may that's very lucky for me very lucky um so so when you broke your body a year ago today i i always tried to figure out how you started losing weight because i was like you were like i just started eating clean and i was like yeah but you need no you needed you're right the jump was was being in the hospital and then you come out you're like i'm losing weight i'm losing like not weight the way you're supposed to because you're just like not eating yeah that was the thing and then and then they're like you're not going to be able to like work out for a while so in my head i was like well i'm not going to be moving i i can't eat like an [ __ ] i just can't yeah i know i would [ __ ] balloon so i just started to [ __ ] watch what i ate more and and what's what's crazy to me is once you got that dent once you put a dent in the weight loss yeah then i wa then you got inspired to do it and i'd watch you go like bring a meal somewhere yeah and go that's what i'm eating everyone's eating burritos i'm eating this or you i watch you do that and i'd be like oh and you'd be like no i just i'll have egg whites and now i'm at a place where i go i feel like i put a dent in it and i can try at least with working out right now now i can bench press again i can do squats i can do everything again my arms back like a hundred percent and so i go i mean i can work out i can lift weights i can um i can and i put a dent in this so i i'm inspired to not eat like a total [ __ ] that's good man so then so then i'll i think your idea maybe it might not be the prolonged thing but the idea of getting the bus on board with something like the crew okay is very beneficial because like my crew that i travel with is pretty i bring you know sean who's an actual like trainer and workout guy yeah and then it's contagious like whoever is open like tate started uh he did a lot of the shows we'd start to go to the hotels and he'd be in the gym because we were always going to the gym yeah and then like the tour manager is like hey guess what i just i just bought a peloton and i'm gonna start eating with you guys like it gets contagious so okay so here's what i was thinking about doing for texas okay i haven't told you guys this yet fifty dollars for every pound they lose ah and fifty dollars to each of them for every pound i lose that's good right yeah and then cause you look at it you go it's money i'd like to give to people you know especially if i feel like i'm being healthy and everyone's being healthy i don't mind i don't mind like basically bonusing everyone to go hey can we just be healthy you know it's not a bad idea yeah uh what's your uh would you have a goal weight you're like a number no i don't know i actually got to be dead honest with you it's really sad my goal weights my fat weight to 240 that'd be cool 240. yeah i mean because you know we got we got things we're doing and so i don't want to like [ __ ] go there and then and i and i i don't want to look like i don't know i just like i really liked when i was shooting the machine i was in physically i was in great shape i was i don't look great you know i look fat i'm so fat but like i was running hard as [ __ ] i was lifting like crazy i was strong as [ __ ] i was like the strongest i've ever been that was shooting that yeah oh dude i was just i benched 2 35 was like i maxed out at 235 nine grand that's not a lot for everyone for a 48 year old man who's never really been into benching the other day i did 175 five times and i was like i was like and the whole time i'm waiting for my arm to snap to go pop up yeah that [ __ ] feeling that's the thing once you get the fear in you yeah the fear is not good george i watched that's why i don't wanna have a heart attack because once you have a heart attack then you're never gonna be able to work out again once you get a stint in everything's [ __ ] 80 are you are you fearing that yeah because right now i i go today this morning i woke up at six the girls dude i am killing it as a dad lately how are you killing it killing it as a dad i had a really good week home with my girls and and eat so much so that eileen hit me on the arm she goes you're doing a good job i was like nice what are you doing to kill it uh hanging out with them pretty much just just hanging out and [ __ ] having a good time so so uh george is extra george and i were both oddly enough extremely athletic i didn't never saw it from hilah but but and i kind of saw it from georgia but she always kind of phoned it in but georgia that we do this competition thing where we run a uh run a eighth of a mile on the treadmill and then the other person has to road uh 250 meters and we see who gets there first and uh and the day before i went on my cleanse i'm 260 whatever jesus and i'm trying to beat georgia and she's [ __ ] killing it on the rower and i piss my pants what do you mean i pissed in my pants oh i'm trying as hard as i can and i'm looking at her on the [ __ ] number and i'm like [ __ ] over there and i crank it up and then all of a sudden for whatever reason i just started i just as i as i got i just pissed my pants but that's happened to me before is i've run so hard i piss i just piss seriously yeah i ran into her dude i i ran so hard i pissed my pants and then i hopped off sherman ran in and i came back and looked strong and i just i thought happened to everyone so i was like i pissed my pants and they're like huh i was like doesn't happen everyone like no no one's ever done that dude i have a time there's a there's a video of me trying to run and and beat the rest of the guys in a sprint and i'm not even joking we got done the sprint we were we were at a drive-in movie theater i got done the sprint we were drunk it was late and i got done the run and i just pulled my pants over and started pissing like a racehorse like i think it's like racehorse things right does your dick shrink when you when you run you're asking holston or me you very much so yeah mine too very much like today a body like it's like a preservation thing that happens yeah yeah yeah well it's yeah if you're in the woods and there's animals chasing you you weren't supposed to have clothes so your dick is tiny so it can keep it around yeah because it really goes mine gets mine was today i was like i was weighing in so i was gonna take a picture and post it on my instagram and i i saw that it was like i was like i'll take a picture and hopefully you'll see my dick and then i took a picture and i was like no you can't see my dick and i went to post it and my i took it thinking of the reflection i took an actual picture of my dick my dick was in it but so this big this big and sticking straight out like a like a like a detention yeah mine gets like it gets so small that it scares me when i'm right whenever whenever i'm like working out i'm like what the [ __ ] uh i've it looks like a toddler's do you remember when i i was so fat at one point i think i told you about this my dick started going back into my body yeah yeah i feel like that happens with an exercise do you think there's any other podcast where anyone's dishonest do you think that there's any podcast where anyone's going like that anyone's going where my dick went back into my body and someone's going what the [ __ ] are these two talking about oh man even right now it's not it's pretty small mine's mine's i'll tell you mine's exactly that big right now um do you think that nadav's jealous that he's not here right now he probably enjoys a break yeah what's his weight loss doing should we call my accountability buddy uh yeah well i told him you were 263. he's like oh he's getting as fat as me now that's what he said that was my fear it's that's part of my like so i was like if i am fatter oh my god is he going to lose any did he like he's like me i think i think he's i think he's got the same i don't know i'm sure he'd be insulted if i said he had the same brain i have but like i think he has an impulse thing also good food yeah it's so it's by the way i've been doing pretty well like with eating and exercise but i i still hit like walls like plateaus you know like what are you doing for you're doing a lot of elliptical right now right no i've been doing a lot of just like resistance trading and not a lot of cardio and i actually feel like i have to basically do i have to up the cardio but keep doing my resistance stuff otherwise i'm just going to stay here so here's my here's my thing right in order for me to lose weight i have to work out twice in a day yeah i have to work out in the morning with weights and then i have to record it yeah yeah yeah it's like and that's what i've been doing i love lifting weights feels good i kind of want to i wonder if camille has the same meat-headedness that i get when i lift weights like what do you mean i just start when once i lift weights i get like very like i feel like my testosterone pumps up probably starts getting like [ __ ] that [ __ ] talk back to me [ __ ] yeah smack you across the [ __ ] mouth yeah it's great [ __ ] sucking [ __ ] hey all right and then camille's more like [ __ ] he's super jacked i just saw a trailer yesterday for a movie with uh michael b jordan you know yeah actor [ __ ] that guy's so jacked really i mean he's been that way for you he was in x-panther right black panther or black panther yeah it's a it's a new it's a new movie though dude he is [ __ ] huge yeah i mean and actually he in the movie he actually looks uh bulkier but like completely muscular man this dude must he must like i would assume that he spent okay okay ready you get to pick to be an actor yeah right you can be i'm not saying i hope this doesn't come off wrong i don't mean this negative towards michael b jordan you get to pick to be an actor okay now clearly my part of michael b jordan's job is he's got to spend probably four hours in the gym he can't eat when he does a movie he can't eat what he wants he's got like it's it's a it's a whole regimen and then acting is probably also something he focuses on but in all honesty you're getting a hundred percent you're getting higher for your body i mean for a part of it you're you're acting got you in there but the body and i wonder if he puts the body in there i wonder if he like if he's like no no no and i'll be jacked for this [ __ ] movie probably but like remember that story that uh tom papa told me that um he said because he's friends with matt damon right like they're friendly oh they did work together i think they had a couple movies and and he and and damon and affleck produced a show that tom was doing and he said that matt damon said that he can tell you exactly like you bring up a movie like talented mr ripley or one identity he'll be like 165 172 152 like he knows exactly what he weighed and that's part of the role for him well he just knows that like when a movie like if he's shooting a movie in three months he's like [ __ ] i gotta like stop eating yeah i have to ha like he knows that really oh yeah like so so then so then do you okay so the next question would do you would you rather would you like you get one career you can't pick you can't you get one lane you can't pick two yeah okay you get to be a um a michael b jordan um uh thor that guy yeah hemsley hemsworth that guy uh chris pratt like i think they're all now muscle actors right right but pratt not as hardcore as the other guys he's not well he's like in good shape he's definitely leading man but he's not like like he's not like most of this movie i will be shirtless like like like those guys i think he is is he yeah i think he is i talked to i knew his ex-wife and she was talking yeah pull up chris pratt what movies he's in she was like she said something he used to be a like a like a little more laxed of a dude and now everything he's in he's that guy and he's maybe you're right you can't you and she was saying that it's like not fun to be around by the way because he's the guy on the left too yeah yeah they got divorced but yeah it wasn't fun to be around because he couldn't eat he was always hungry right and so and by the way that's also they gotta dig a divorce i'm not but you get to pick elaine ready that yeah or uh or you can be like philip seymour hoffman now i i'm no slight to those name actors i just named no slight at all not whatsoever they're all [ __ ] amazing what they do yeah or you can be like philip seymour hoffman john c riley those actors who are a little softer and people benicio del toro people recognize they're acting as the thing that got them there not their body now now i hope that's coming out fair right because i don't i'm being serious hollywood does not exist without the chris pratt's michael b jordan oh of course like you uh you pay the big bucks to see the [ __ ] action hero with the big muscles yeah so you you pick that guy yep and i'm not saying they connect but or you could be benicio toro everyone goes one of the best actors or a generation oh yeah uh [ __ ] uh uh adam driver one of the best actors of our generation you just saw that movie you just said you loved it the uh the like so bad this shut up but you get to pick you get to pick any you get to pick one or the other what do you pick i would definitely take the acting thing yeah like oh i thought you're gonna be an action guy no i i fantasize about doing the action stuff like i think that would be rad but i don't i don't think i would want to do it in the way that the muscle guys do it i like the way that like because i feel like what's actually attainable or you know i mean like that feels like such a fantasy that i feel like the bruce willis way of doing it where he looks like a normal guy actually yeah he just looks like a healthy guy in if you go back to his like die hard movies you don't he's not like super jacked he just looks like a healthy man yeah like that feels like the way that the way to do an action movie that's attainable do they have one of those out right now is there a regular keanu's kind of like that right the count is ripped well he gets in shape but he doesn't he's not like people aren't like oh here come the muscles with keanu you know he just gets like he works out for the movies but i don't feel like you go like here's the he's got a suit on for the [ __ ] movie you know yeah but he looks [ __ ] great now he looks great he's calories but i'm saying was isn't crazy that i bet he's insecure about his beard and i always wanted him he's kind of that's kind of like he's still [ __ ] way better than i've ever looked well i like that one that counters my favorite that one there yeah let's see him with his shirt off what [ __ ] that's a normal it looks like a normal body yeah that's what i'm saying so like the the john wick thing is like get in kind of good shape but it's not like like a jason mamoa shape you know jason mamoa yeah that guy so that okay that's the diet i'm doing i'm doing the jason mamoa diet that's tequila type in jason momoa wait you would rather be the muscle guy i'm gonna be honest with you yes and i'll tell you why why i would rather have look at this guy i mean he is [ __ ] what is he so i heard i heard that he [ __ ] parties balls this guy does balls like he goes [ __ ] hard but he's very clean what he eats so that he can party hard like that he goes i know what i gotta look like yeah so i get i get a carrot and a tomato and then that's it what does this say also you reading any of this he it says we have some good news and some bad news the good news is that drinking guinness beer was indeed part of jason momoa's aquaman diet plan the bad news is that the occasional glass of beer was pretty much the only vice he allowed himself while training for the role smoking weed you can smoke weed jason true so what does he eat what does he eat does it say i knew someone but the the fantasy is to be jacked here's the truth okay you ready hang on let me tell you why no it's not fantasy yeah so here's my theory ready so like i don't ever feel like i'm worth anything yeah so i always want to do the extra work to show you that i'm valuable right so when i was on travel channel i didn't think i was a good host so i was like okay i'll jump out of the plane also and that way you can't deny that like no one else i'll do the extra work no one wants to do so in my brain if you're gonna give me a movie as an action hero i'm not going to play it i'm not going to play it like bert i'll say hey i'll tell you what i'll take a cycle of steroids get a trainer not eat anything punish myself so at least you have a semi interesting person to look at who also can act as opposed to going like the confidence benicio del toro must have when he goes on a set and he just [ __ ] murders it and and i'd just rather be that level i i would i think like career-wise i go that's the move to be the super talented actor but i still think the fan like the part of my brain goes it would be amazing to have one of those physiques so part of his diet plan was that his trainer didn't force a new diet upon him as much as he did concentrate on the healthier foods that he already enjoyed so what would that be for you like what are healthy foods that you would just go to town on avocados i like those yeah okay like 25 avocados a day you'll be eating eggs i'll name the healthy foods i like eggs avocados chicken for me chicken i love chicken uh seafood salmon okay this is a good idea halston would have saved my life uh but also don't forget there's a there's a thing that they're not saying right here what's that just like the body that he started with oh you know have you seen him young yes i'm saying he was gor he was he's actually better looking older might be like a natural lean kind of muscular build right yeah fruit skinned spears peanut butter honey sandwiches veggies pass steak fish supplements probably some he's also yeah you're right his genetics are [ __ ] through the roof sure he's genetically i remember i used to go to this gym uh dude this would have been in 20 well let me nail this 2010 um right down the street from where i lived in silver lake and kumail was was there too and he had we'd go to the same gym he had a very like he had a lean yeah like that kind of built who kumail kumail had like a lean but he wasn't muscular but but like just like you could tell that he hadn't lifted a lot like he wasn't like a workout guy but he had a body that was going to thrive with working out for real yeah because like he would you know grab his arm and like he had like a bicep there even though he wasn't like a guy who would spend his life doing curls you know so he had like a natural all those books he read growing up picking up everything picking up books yeah jason momoa young is a [ __ ] this is a stud right so that if you give that guy a trainer you know and the right foods i wish someone done that to me at 18. i know right no i wish because i'm working so hard on working out now i know jesus christ who says no to that guy i don't know i'm sure he's done pretty well last night leon and i are about to hook up he's like you know i did uh like naked getting ready to fool around about you know kissing touching yeah and she's like and i said something about something and she went i did a a i got a call from someone her daughter was raped and i was like what are you doing we're naked yeah and i went okay she was like what i was like nah that's just a very weird thing to bring up and she was like what was the date rape and i went hold on i was like i don't that dude i don't think you understand how a dude's brain works like that now that's the word i hear is like i need to be clean i can't i was like way to [ __ ] it up she's like well i wasn't trying to ruin things i go why would you say that like why would you and you're about to get going and we're about to get going she goes oh don't let it [ __ ] things up and i was like i was like hey babe like i like did it no i [ __ ] her but uh i [ __ ] put it down oh you're proud of yourself legit legit positions uh i was positioned it was pretty quick but uh how fast uh shockingly like you look at like a huh like one of the missionary yeah yeah yeah old school mother teresa style yeah yeah we watched this documentary called the seven peaks have you seen it on netflix no has it called seven peaks halston it's seven peaks it's [ __ ] fascinating so this guy i don't know his name 12 peaks seven summits something netflix google it he didn't ah [ __ ] what's the matter [ __ ] what what what i tested positive you're lying now i just got my result i gotta pee can i just go pee real quick yeah yeah he's lying [ __ ] [ __ ] go to the bathroom go to the bathroom this episode of two bears one cave is brought to you by babel whether it's saving more and spending less getting organized or losing weight there's a lot of worthwhile goals to set for yourself this year at the top of my list is learning a 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for my acting you know that was really good can i tell you i did that sometimes where i on set where i'd act yeah and they and they go huh and i go like i do something like that i do the scene yeah and they'd be like huh and i was like i'm acting and they're like oh wait you're doing it right then i was like yeah that was the thing they're like i thought you were being for real and i was like yeah this is that what acting is yeah um uh what was it just about to say oh 12 peaks 13 peaks 14. 14 peaks got it keeps growing the he summit did the the previous record was this guy this white dude summoned 14 peaks in in 16 years 36 years something like that this guy did it in seven months right seven months yeah but you know why and this is like what i'm in love with you know i'm not like woke at all i'm whatever regular is whatever the regular was we're not a bad person to begin with yeah you know i'm that but i have been when i first saw uh that documentary on everest and they talked about sir edmund hillary is this the guy this guy did it hit pause so you know i wanna uh my reveals coming up so when they talked about sir edmund hillary that i'm gonna [ __ ] this up but they were like so so if i [ __ ] it up i don't give a [ __ ] they they when they come down from the top they're like simon hillary's like i was the first man to summit everest yeah and they're like oh cool who got there first and his sherpa tens ignore guy was like knowing full well no one gets a paycheck unless the white guy did it right yeah it's like it was him he dragged me up there not me because i grew up at 8 000 feet it's the [ __ ] white guy who grew up at sea level he helped me get up and i'm so happy that he did and so but tenzing sir edmund hillary needed tens ignore gay to get up there right he could not have done it without him because he showed him the way because he's a sherpa he's [ __ ] grew up at altitude yeah so he's got no blood cells so it's like he can or like way too many so he can do whatever the [ __ ] he wants because he grew up at altitude and serbian hillary grew up at sea level and so um so i'm not no slack on surf and hillary but without tens ignore gay no one summons everest without all the sherpas by the way they have names without all the sherpas no one gets up everest ever no one who are the sherpas what those are like the guides tibet tibetan nepalese they're nepalese okay and so it's so fun listening to you so so it's almost like if like if like all these white people showed up in hawaii and hawaiian dudes swam out on surfboards and pushed them into waves yeah and then white people were like we discovered surfing yeah yeah yeah and then the hawaiians surfed back in a member of a himalayan people living on the border of nepal and tibet for now for their skill in mountaineering yes so so what has happened is all these white people have all these victories on on on everest and and it is a kin do you want to do it no i have no interest i actually thought that through and i got offered one time you did to do what you had to do everest because now and i don't mean it takes nothing there's a [ __ ] traffic jam going up to everest there's a line of people it's almost like a tour like it's not a big deal people do die but there's like they go oh the weather's good for three days everyone start walking and put in traffic jam everest type in traffic jam everest look at how many people do everest in a [ __ ] day this is click that click that no dude go to the one on the far left far left top look at all these people so this is how many people do everest it's [ __ ] all the time no no there's only like a window of a month where they can do it so everyone that wants to do everest does it there and and this guy did it this day he took the picture the guy who's in this documentary took this picture but it's great to see and what he was saying is he's like we are the [ __ ] sherpas we are the guys that get you up there we should be oh and then he was like [ __ ] it you know what i'll it white guys it took you 16 years to do all set all 12 14 peaks i'll do it in seven months he goes [ __ ] you i'll do everest and the two sister mountains the sasa and london i'll do those two in 48 hours he did this day he did this climb and then did two other local uh like to that i think he's from macau i'm not certain where i don't know i wasn't listening really i to be honest with you i kind of this is when we had sex during this middle of this documentary oh really yeah so i kind of was in and out all i know is that he was like and i got to the summit and that's when i came and so um but he's really [ __ ] badass this guy is way better at googling than yeah right yeah his name is nims perja and he's nepalese he's nepalese and they put him at altitude and they put him on it they put him on an oxygen thing tom with altitude put him on a spin bike checked his heart rate checked everything they go the average white mountaineer can do it for 90 seconds he did it for [ __ ] three minutes just [ __ ] did it in his heart and he got off and he was like you want me to do more he's a [ __ ] because and it's it's the same thing it's like the connection that that him and all the all these guys like him his whole team's all and he's like by the way they're not my sherpas they're my friends they're my brothers yeah and he names them he never calls me sherpas and they help him get up there dude most people call me just refer to them as she's a sherpas yeah get my sherpa it's like [ __ ] so colonial it's ridiculous and it's it is akin to me and you going to hawaii and getting [ __ ] two pro hawaiian surfers that would like two hawaiian surfers to go hey man take us out guarantee and put us in the waves and then they go all right and then put swimsuit swimsuit stand up now and then we do it we're like oh and then the news crews were like burt and tom you were surfing we're like we love this this is what defines us and then our and we're like we're like hey bud grab our surfboards put them over by our jeeps you would do that probably i actually have done that i have done that i actually have done that i actually have done that you were describing i actually have done that exact same thing as i've had a local push me into a wave yeah and then talked into a camera done everything that you could do in the world yeah with the locals with the locals yeah wow no wonder this hits so hard with me yeah this really resonates this really resonates god damn it oh that's why i watched this this is a really cool it's a really cool documentary so you had sex while it was on though yeah did you pause it no let it play his mom passed away right around the time that we were having sex in the movie in the movie yeah i was going down on her and talking about losing his mom and i was like walk away i was like i hope she's not listening and then you put it down though and then and then when it was my turn i think i think can i tell you i lost an inch on my neck in five days in five days an inch it's a lot to lose in five days i feel like that can't be healthy before and after pick see oh yeah when you showed me yesterday you took it before and after for these these last few days just my just my face so i thought it would be jesus christ you have been going really hard um you know i have and i don't i don't know the last time you showed up to austin i was like holy [ __ ] here look at this wow is my leanne goes your eyes start closing she's like your eyes get like smaller and like squintier when you gain weight and i was like really it's true i was like don't i look younger though she goes no not younger an inch from my neck yeah when uh well yeah that that time when you got you got real big and like i don't know it was a couple years ago and uh you it's always like i think when you're touring yeah and uh i saw diaz and he was like i saw birthday that was a fat chinese guy yeah the key is so so what do you do on the road do you like you don't do fast and stuff or like nah i don't fast just eat egg whites no i mean all right first of all whenever we get to a city in the hotel i used to do this thing like on the last door which i you know i don't even know if you call it maintaining i wasn't in shape at all not like i'm in shape now but i'm saying it was worse and um where i get to the hotel we'd hang out i'd be like when's the show let's say shows first shows at seven yeah i'd be like let's go to the gym at five i like doing and then i would work out like 45 minutes i'll take a shower and then go to the venue because the show's gonna be in like less than an hour now what i do is we get to a city let's say we get to the city at noon i drop bags change and we go right to the gym i was wondering if you did that this morning no this morning was i was i mean i don't feel good i was it was dragging dude i um i so so tomorrow so we fly tonight so i said to myself like we have a producer that produces all the stuff we do because we shoot a lot of the stuff and post it and so um are you going to shoot the workout i don't know i got to ask joe but you think joe's cool with it i don't think joe i texted him privately and was like hey man i would like to work out do you can you get me in it on it and he was like he was like get you in why don't i work out with you we'll have the guy the head trainer do a workout for us because you know that's joe's like that's what he loves and i was like and at first i was like i don't like like i was nervous i was like i don't know if my arm's gonna be ready and i don't know what it's not like a [ __ ] and be like you know i had a surgery and so i told my trainer and she was like well let's just start start testing out your arm like get strength i wonder if we're gonna go [ __ ] ham on you tomorrow i hope they do everything i want them to do like blood work i want them to do the on it lab on me i mean like workout-wise yeah yeah yeah yeah oh i hope so but i go i don't mind going hard like i don't mind going hard no it's good too it's good too yeah like i like i enjoy working out and so but i don't know if i can work out at joe's pace i mean if he's going his hardest is probably gonna be my big thing is i'm gonna go i told them i asked the onyx guys i was like hey i want i wanna i wanna get a bunch of stuff buy a bunch of stuff for the bus kettlebells maces whatever the [ __ ] you got in your store oh supplements everything i wanna put on the bus because i'm going to make all of texas healthy and so we're going to we're going to have workouts planned we're going to do outdoor workouts and i'm just going to try to like curb my behavior with my working out and tequila yeah what do you drink can you drink skill is a thing you're supposed to drink right i don't know if you're supposed to i like i like a nejo i like that those tequilas um i like some whiskeys i mean i don't it's the thing man like you you really definitely have something in you i don't know genetic or that you just built up to this where you know i'll have a couple drinks one night and then wake up the next day just feeling so much shittier that i don't want to drink you know i'm like i don't have that no i know george has got that too not the partying part but the the georgia is like a freak athlete like this really yeah this morning we got up at six me her and isla we went for a hike last night and uh i [ __ ] told him i was like uh i was like just giving you a heads up cause you know it's like i like my daughters when they're scared like i feel like yeah they connect with me more so just give me a heads up this is when bobcats are out and they're like what i was like mountain lions bobcats coyotes so like if you guys hear anything let me know i'll take care of it and they're like wait hold on what i was like yeah yeah yeah because it was getting it was getting dark legit dark and then they're like what do you mean take care of it and i go jump in front of it i die first you guys run home you guys run down get the car call 9-1-1 tell mom i'll i'd gladly die for you guys and they're like you're messing with his dad and so then i said they said uh when do you leave can we say goodbye to you and i was like oh i have a workout at seven they go to school at seven and enjoy or seven thirty and georgia goes well why don't you do your workout at six we'll work out with you and i was like for real they were up at 5 30. really [ __ ] ready to work out came in back here lacey comes in and this is the thing with georgia like where i go like the thing where i guess you turn it off so we're doing uh we're doing deadlifts this morning and we're doing 10 7 5 10 10 10 seven five five three three one one right so my my max out deadlift by the way it's not it's not my max out it's like whatever 205 or whatever because it's my elbow we're just still keeping light sure we forget to take the weights off for georgia and georgia a [ __ ] child does my [ __ ] my the one i'm doing one she does it then she goes wait did i just do dads and i was like that's like mind over matter [ __ ] where you go you think you're doing your thing and did it i was like [ __ ] but uh yeah i don't i don't get hung over like that i think that's really weird but you know what my kryptonite is smoke anything smoking anything i feel it immediately cigars cigars i feel immediately on a treadmill weed i feel immediate laundry the next down treadmill i'm like how do you feel the cigars though uh because the smoke gets around me oh it's like i like i catch it asthma wise do you like the setup of these chairs does it make you feel too relaxed to talk no okay but yeah uh the the uh a cigar [ __ ] with me i'm gonna have a scar this afternoon i hadn't smoked in like a cigarette in like 12 plus years and i smoked one uh like a month ago no way yeah why i don't know [ __ ] it are you serious yeah i was at one of those uh chappelle rogan shows and really because they all smoke cigarettes after sets does rogan smoke he had a cigarette yeah did you like it actually i used to smoke more a lot well i wasn't like a heavy smoker but it was a nice buzz to get again dude can i tell you what i want to but here's the problem if i do it once i'm back in 100 i've been fine here's the thing it wasn't that hard for me to quit uh it was 12 years ago wasn't that hard for me so i don't think i was actually like whatever it is physically addicted to it even though i was smoking probably five to ten a day or something i don't know what it was um when i quit it wasn't that hard i had one i might have had two i think i won one day and now i haven't had any since i haven't had a craving for no but it was it was enjoyable but and jeff tate smokes you used to doesn't smoke really yeah you know he's quite a while i want to i want i want to do chewing tobacco again oh dip i miss that so much feel that burn in the gums um you know what i still haven't done that i hear you saying it all the time because like what i mean is like the replay of you saying it to me and i and i think about it pretty regularly because i still haven't done it is had a cigar in the morning with a coffee i've never done it i might do that this week you told me that and the way you described it i was like man i got and then sometimes i'll have a cigar in the evening i'll be like i gotta try this sometime with a coffee can i tell you what my favorite one i've ever had is that way trumps a cigar and coffee is a cigar and scotch in bed in the morning in the morning in bed churchill style dude to this day i have never i don't i don't i don't like scotch and i i this this cigar in this bed with this [ __ ] scotch was the best cigar i've ever had and the best whiskey i've ever had did you get good whiskey uh yeah what was johnny walker blue which is pretty good yeah um and this guy do this every day he did it every single morning and i'm telling you you know it's interesting i i wonder if he had a buzz like all day but that's why you used to used to operate yeah you'd go well all those guys that ran the world were having midday cocktails and morning cocktails at meetings see i don't do it because i hear guys that talk about quitting drinking when they do that stuff and they have withdrawals and i've never had withdrawals here we go winston churchill day first whiskey 9 a.m first cigar and another whiskey 11 a.m whoa optional walk around the neighborhood i love that setup i might have to do this this weekend 1pm lunch and champagne 3 pm another whiskey 4 p.m shot of cognac 5 p.m another whiskey optional nap 6 p.m dinner and more champagne post dinner second cigar and drink whatever you like feel free to drink in between or switch out your desired drink it really is come up with a personal totally made for you finish the bottle remember the night don't puke come up with a rousing speech it's january that's when they do it january 21st 2021 three who who wrote that oh i did that's your own thing that you wrote did i write that yes oh i did write that oh [ __ ] i don't remember write that that i didn't write that let me see let me see uh i didn't write that oh you you retweeted i retweeted it yeah uh can you type in 75 hard 75 hard yeah what's this it's the opposite of winston churchill day what's that this is like a challenge thing oh i'm doing this um will you will you find what is you know what is 75-part program yeah should you try it this is a [Music] so you do this 75 days in a row what yeah oh is this what uh a white boy summer did i don't know so what you do is you you follow a diet there's no there's no cheat plans there's no cheat meals none for 75 days you work out twice a day twice two and a half months right yeah you work out twice a day one of them has to be outdoors so basically you work out inside let's say indoors and if you went for like a jog or a hike or a walk for 45 minutes right each has to be at least 45 minutes drink a gal a gallon a day water a day take a five-minute cold shower or or you take progress pictures every day um and oh you perform another unrelated task or a random act of kindness okay and then does the reading okay i think that that got swapped out also which interchangeable there is read 10 pages hard wait can i see some let me see someone who does a before and after picture of 75 hard this guy's on his day 75. uh yeah can you do before and after um [Music] wait where did you hear about this sean he's done it multiple times i mean that's a quite an amount of time to be committed i mean that's pretty dramatic yeah 75 days yeah wow look at her look at him he just looks like a regular dude not bad but then he looks like he puts on a beanie wow she looks great yeah 75 hard no cheat meals none he looks ridiculous how about that guy in the right there right above that one that guy was kind of a big dude yeah if you did that you would look oh before and after that 75 hard so but yeah but i don't like that'd be two and a half months of what two and a half months could you do 75 hard which ones yeah i don't know i mean i could probably like if i was committed to it i could do it you know yeah but no but like it would have to be certain months it would have to be spring months because if you're going outside you don't do it in the summer or the winner or the winner but i guess you could make it work in either occasion best time of the year for 75 hard type that i'm sure i'm sure it's spring right um all right how do we make money off of two bears racing tell me what your idea is again i want to sponsor i want two bears racing because here's the thing i know i i hang my hat on passion begets passion right sadly my passion is stand-up comedy and drinking and partying okay and having a good time and laughing in this podcast like those are my passions yeah i don't have any interests like i don't have like uh maybe i do maybe i'll find some that i go oh that's an interest of mine but like i like this [ __ ] and so but you have a passion about cars i like yeah like i was talking to someone the other day and they were like all right skip out on this we're not doing 75 [ __ ] hard and so or unless you can find good months um so then i thought okay how do we lean into your passion because leaning into your passion will also uh broaden this podcast it will it'll blossom this podcast it's good for the podcast if we find if we lean into your passion your passion is cars so how do we get you into racing and then i thought short track racing those those those ones where it's like an affordable car on a dirt track where you can really get the feel of do i like racing yeah so i go okay we should do a live podcast right we know that the live show that if we do that can help fund our racing team but more importantly we invest in a racing team one car one race do it in texas we can find a place in track in texas we um enter you in the race that's our that's our uh our content that we're shooting is you training for it you're doing the race me being your pit crew guy i'm a great pit crew guy i believe it look because because if type in uh movie pit cruise movie pip pit balls is that that's what they're called no that's like a casino movie like a movie pic but i'm that guy i'm the guy with the cigar that's like god damn it you're scared of the [ __ ] wall yeah you can't be scared of the [ __ ] wall you know what tape his left foot to his ankle yeah he won't use that break no more like i'm that guy right sure so here we go you're running the pit crew i'm running the pit crew there you are that's not me type in days of thunder and so and what we do with this thing is we just try to expand it and get it bigger until we're in formula one this is a really good idea i think so i'm not i love i love when you think let me tell you something can i tell you sometimes i can tell when it's a good idea when i go other people should be thinking of this yeah right i can tell you some people that are very popular podcasts that probably do stuff like this but there's more that should like how much how much fun do you think rogan would have had racing in a race he loves cars he loves going fast he loves that track [ __ ] yeah he should be he should have done this like and and we can do this so we there you are that's me god damn it you're gonna blow the [ __ ] gasket again and that's i'll i'll be that guy right yeah and we'll we'll we'll sh and we shoot all the content around that that'll be the reveal for our live show we do the live show that'll fund our race and then that is the beginning of two bears racing and what we do then here we go so we get the car we get that and then and then we start broadening out how to get really successful is we find good racers and like also we bring them in we bring a team and we got three cars yeah three racers and we start [ __ ] hitting these tracks until we go [ __ ] it we got a shot at nascar how do we how do we find a a race that we can enter yeah so easy we did it all the time on tribal channel you did yeah there's races all over the country every weekend that's all people do that's they're see here's the thing is there's we've i've raced in races oddly enough that that you can do really yeah yeah yeah i've done on chariots i've done it on ostriches i've done it in cars i've done it in [ __ ] blowers there's like every these races race tracks all around the country that have and their big money in racing and we get our podcast sponsors to sponsor our race car so there's stickers uh manscaped they're stickers fit fine maybe not be a great well yeah yeah alcohol sure yeah ship station yeah ship station because it's a it's a it's a group of fans that that has not laid eyes on these sponsors right right right so we're broadening our sponsorship and but the thing is when you win that fur and you will win that first race don't worry i'm your pit boss i'm gonna go around and sabotage the other cars okay yeah don't worry i've got this all thought out it's gonna be like a movie that's the fun of this is i'm treating this like a movie you're treating it like a job you need to treat it like a job but you i'll treat it like a movie there you are dude look at this give me the [ __ ] god damn it you're robin's racing and i just say [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] he's all oh tom's on the on a runner whatever the [ __ ] and so and and and i think we do it i will find so give me a time frame give me a time frame of when we can both commit to doing a race and a live show i really feel like literally knowing what we have coming up soon that it's summer okay summer this summer exactly we're both on a crazy we're both on crazy tours crazy tours up until may yeah so we find a race in june okay in that time we will we we will uh organize our team okay we'll get what we need we'll find what we'll do is we'll find a guy in texas who's like i got a car i'll sell you [ __ ] it you don't need to buy it you can run it from me for the weekend like we will find a car we'll find a track we'll get you practicing in that time on your off time in austin you'll be doing track laps track laps do you bring do you bring wet wipes on the road i have tucks take alongs you do yeah [ __ ] it because i just realized what a [ __ ] idiot i've been because i've been on the road and shawn and jeff tate both bring baby wipes and so every time i'm like i'm gonna go take a [ __ ] they'll be like do you want some baby wipes and i'm like oh yeah and then they're like how do you not bring these and i'm like i don't know then i'll use them like these are great then i realized i have [ __ ] baby wipes because i have a baby yeah i have a three-year-old who like just was [ __ ] and yeah so anyway i did it i went to a to buy like water at the airport this is like a month ago i was like you have baby wipes and they're like yeah a packet of like 16 it's like 10 or something yeah um i'm like okay and i said the airport and i was like oh this is such a better feeling having this and i went today so i went on the early flight i was like i was drinking my coffee and i was like oh it's coming so i went to that store at the airport and um i went to the section it was gone and i was like don't you sell baby wipes and the lady goes well i'll be a monkey's uncle i'll go what she's like wait i just put him out this morning i guess everybody's buying baby wipes i was like okay so then i was like i was like oh i'm not gonna have baby wipes it's gonna be terrible and i was like no you know what i was gonna do i was like i'll just buy a bottle of water at least just to like douse and then do your finger no but i didn't realize that when i was done i had bought propel the sports drink and i drank something [Laughter] [Laughter] i think wipes are a [ __ ] game changer yeah i want to get my ass waxed again again i did it once for real i've done it before i know i did it i did on bob and tom oh for real yeah years ago and then i remember i was like man this makes wiping a dream oh yeah oh oh yeah i get toilet paper stuck in there all the time and then i'll go my ass is such a [ __ ] wreck you know yeah oh i i might i haven't [ __ ] in four days i'm only i'm only taking in like 700 calories and i'm burning 400 a day i still understand how you're not hungry i am but i'm not like famous i'm getting enough enough food to keep me moving forward yeah so i'm not and maybe it's this maybe the cleanse is like set up where they go you need this much sugar to not like maybe they figured it out but i mean what's crazy is my my sister is doing the identical same cleanse so like she has the same calories as i do everyone's losing like eight pounds jesus yeah but i think i lose more because i'm heavier yeah and a lot of it is inflammation it's like when i say like i lost an inch on my neck your water i bet a lot of it's just retaining water and are you drinking a ton of water on this thing too i am let's call uh the dot will you call it off and see if how he's doing with his yeah and what's he going to get on the plan if he's not because i feel like he's been saying he's going to do this for a minute right yeah yeah what the [ __ ] nothing how is he not available i don't know big two bears question facetime me asap say we're thinking of canceling the show or something what do you think he's doing i don't know by the way i just want you to know that soups do not look like this they don't that's what they say they're supposed to but they i did not get that but you lost weight that's all that [ __ ] matters and then what do you think my first meal should be except we still have leftovers from chef antonia i was just like eggplant parmesan get it all back in one day oh you're gonna have barbecue tonight do you think you could i i will we get in at like midnight oh never mind um we have burgers no i was gonna what i was gonna do is i was gonna do i'm trying to try to pace myself yeah you see you're excited i i can tell you're excited i was going to um eat lean proteins and greens today okay here at like 4 3 30 4 o'clock fill up on them and and feel good because then that's all i need and then go to the airport couple tequilas and then try to pass on them i've been up since [ __ ] 5 30. i'm still trying to try to pass out on the plane and then um and then get to the if i can get into that bus and go to sleep without eating it's a big victory for me wake up skinny then work out with joe at 10 a.m and then that'll be good we got breakfast coming we got this uh great place in austin it's called hold on i'll give you all right maybe you shouldn't shout out that's it people are like you shouldn't shout out places why because then they go then people show up and then you won't be able to get the stuff you want like so that sounds like [ __ ] selfish no what is it what's the place it's called were they expecting you are they no oh you just found a place it's called i don't know what it's called you get who selected it uh my trainer oh okay static squarespace by the way where did i i went to honest mary's yesterday shout out to matt um he's a big fan of the podcast yeah um yeah i always feel like you should shout out the places that you like yeah why not that way give them more business like there's this place aj tacos on riverside laurel canyon that i has the best best breakfast tacos i've ever had in my life they have handmade tortillas they have the best chicken fingers they have the best barbecue the chicken fingers are outstanding because here on laurel canyon and riverside and i'm telling you right now it's one of the best breakfast tacos i've ever had in my [ __ ] life without a doubt and i shout them out all the time because listen they need the things about making money that's like going hey man i saw a great comic but i don't want to ruin him by him be getting famous yeah no this time like no [ __ ] pimp him out tell him tell who he is um but like uh so aj's tex max bbq on one two one two three riverside drive in valley village nadav's calling oh all right here we go what's up accountability how's it going man good i'm gonna spin you around so the camera can see you oh okay okay how are we doing on weight loss you know it's interesting you say that it's uh i threw my back out a while ago and so whenever something bad happens i always just max out but uh i have maintained my weight loss so oh that's great how much did you lose uh i think i lost like 10 pounds i think i'm my heaviest i was like 275 and i've been maintaining a 265 for a minute nice okay nice are you doing accountability buddy uh i'm at 252.3 or two do i just hang up on him no uh and i'm at 252.3 and i uh he's been on a fast i'm excited i'm on a fast didn't i see like uh did you have trouble with the holidays did you uh did you gain weight during that yeah i was 263.7 was my heaviest last thursday friday saturday he's lost he's lost 10 pounds or 12.5 pounds in in like like 44 days that that's that's a good pace buddy yeah right and a lot of people say that never comes back yeah yeah yeah so are we back on being accountability yeah we're back on being accountabilities all right so we're now going to be sending pictures to each other of what we're eating yeah why don't we let's go to eat in austin i'm going to be in austin tomorrow oh yeah yeah yeah i think i'm coming to your show oh for real nice let's uh why don't you come backstage and have dinner with us and i'll make sure that we eat healthy okay all right i say that and i'm like i'm probably [ __ ] gonna be like it's barbecue don't call nadav [Music] [Laughter] you both have to text me tomorrow then all right i mean let's get back into our account i'm gonna put us in our accountability buddies uh text thread and we'll just start sending pictures of what we what we're eating okay all right let's do it all right we're on this journey together nadav i'm only as strong as you are together in solidarity we will overcome that sounds like something you learned at temple no no i learned it at church that's what we do it's good tidings on to you and all that stuff good hey man nice it's good to hear it nice all right i'll see you tomorrow i'll be in austin tomorrow all right bless you and bless jesus i'll talk to you soon okay bye i never thought i'd end up liking him this much really yeah like when you meet him he doesn't look like you don't meet nadav and go like oh this guy's gonna be my best friend yeah yeah cause he's pretty aggressive you think so oh when i first met him yeah he's just very direct he's very direct like you're trying to buy uh diamonds from him or something like he's just his dad's a broker he's a jewelry broker right his dad was a uh was a uh uh jewelry designer actually you know his dad and the director of my movie were his their dads were best friends yeah i remember you told me you know his his dad adaves actually designed like one of the most famous cuts of the princess cut it's his design mike jones it's his design mike jones do you remember mike jones mike jones princess cut princess cut his father's design um yeah when i first met nadav he was just very aggressive really yeah yeah for the longest i don't remember this i remember that you guys had your like a real a couple really combative well he just he just when i first met him it was very much like like let me phrase that oh god damn it we're [ __ ] coming up to the end but i want to talk about um jonah hill to also what i just like what what he's doing i like where he's at right now like i like him like he seems very raw and like everything he's doing is like very raw and i like that like i love he seems really confident right now right now genuinely he's very no i think he's we'll say this he's very insecure no i know but i but i think what what you're witnessing is a guy who's basically for a huge part of his life growing up in the public eye yeah he's had like famous when he was like 20 or something right yeah maybe even younger um but he's had like this uh you know just like you could just see that that that to me screams like somebody who's beco like grown into themselves yeah and feels like like that's what i'm saying it's like genuine confidence i love i love his beard and his hair i love that he's surfing like i love that like i he for whatever reason he comes up in my news thread all the time on on instagram yeah of like him saying stuff about himself of like hey don't comment if you think i'm skinny or i'm fat i don't want to hear either side of it i just want to be me like i just like everything about him just reeks of like of like of like owning who he is yeah i love him dude agreed i'm like uh i'm such a it's so interesting too because he's at least i mean look it's a social media feed but he seems like a pretty happy guy yeah scroll back to this scroll back to the top let's go back to the top i want to see yeah can you get on those yeah one of those click on it yeah it seems like a happy a happy dude yeah he's like he picked up surfing and he's like doing surfing and i just i just i don't know man i i get him in my news feed constantly really all the time for whatever reason i think it's because i came out as fat and and i think that i think that because i put that out there and all of a sudden i'm getting like a lot of like positive things oh but it like he looks very happy yeah exactly and um yeah like it's so interesting that like he does things like like i still one of the things i saw was he went on jimmy kimmel and jimmy kimmel was like you smell good and jonah hill's like thanks he was like no i didn't expect you to smell good and jonah hill's like it seems like a little bit of an attack like like but he's just being so real that you're like that that you end up falling in love with a guy because you're like oh he's not like if that was me i'd be like i know right yeah yeah come on man see i mean like i'm 37 finally love and accept myself so he is like a he did he did go but through that dude for all of what i just said about how much i love him yeah he is [ __ ] a scene stealer [ __ ] every movie he does he's great he's like he's a real talent man when he buys the weed in uh in the movie where they sell drugs war dogs or whatever when he goes and buys weed and the guy steals his money and then he comes back to the machine gun he's like like every movie he's in he's a scene stealer i did a movie with someone or i didn't do a movie i'm sorry maybe i did i did something with someone who said they did a scene with jonah hill yeah and they said he was like confusingly amazing like they were like you'd watch him and you you had a hard time staying in your character yeah because he would just improv like 10 different things and they were all brilliant i believe it might be i've enjoyed everything he's been in yeah i don't think i've ever i don't think there's ever been a part of me that didn't like okay let's go this ready yeah five celebrities where everything they've done you've loved not once have they veered off everything they touched you go god man i [ __ ] like it all okay that's pretty fun actually um [Music] well you know you were mentioning the like the the great actors before like you want to be the muscle guy like all those guys like john c reilly whatever he does i've i've honestly always loved him doing whatever he's doing in it denzel washington is another one where i love everything like i don't have to necessarily love the story but watching him is a treat like beastie boys everything that they've ever done i've liked yeah that's true everything even when i didn't like it when i bought it i liked it eight months later yeah when i was at a party and someone played it who is this they're like beastie boys oh shut the [ __ ] up you're like i have this um i got this in my car yeah honestly uh i always loved watch i could watch jack nicholson take a dump yeah i feel like it's entertainment um [Music] who else uh all right name a female actress kate blanchette i love i love watching wait pull up a picture of kate blanchett i think i think i know is she the one that's in she's the one that's in she's in dr in strange gloves strange doctor strange she's great anything she does she's amazing looking yeah i think i'm getting a rash on my nose do you see this do you see that yeah that's like a full hive dude the [ __ ] did i just that just popped up too oh i was playing in between my toes with stuff and i bet there was dude that's significant for real yes yes here holy [ __ ] wait for real for real what do you think it is that's a significant eye let me see it holy [ __ ] are you oh [ __ ] the white on it oh you're allergic to something yeah what did i oh it must be whatever was in my tone my toe that i was picking out that's [ __ ] gross all right i gotta we should end this podcast i'm gonna wash my hands and wash my face [ __ ] can you see it yeah what the [ __ ] you know my eyes starting to snow wait how did you know that it was on there i was just like you put something on your face but oh you started because you could feel this race all of a sudden i felt like i have a lump on my nose you do dude it's growing it is yes hold on let me see holy [ __ ] yeah that's legit big what the [ __ ] happened to me oh do you think you think it's my cleanse i have no immunities to anything left are you [ __ ] are you [ __ ] with me i'm not [ __ ] with you i don't know what happened maybe go take some benadryl or something i don't i can't i don't know if i can take benadryl i'm gonna cleanse we're drinking coffees all right all right all right this podcast is over i'm gonna go wash my hands and wash my face thanks i love you i love you tom tom and bert one goes topless while the other wears a shirt tom tells stories inverts the machine there's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean here's what we call two bears one cave no scripts a bit of booze amateur protology dirty jokes raunchy humor no apologies here's what we call two bears one cave [Music]

Channel: YMH Studios

Views: 765,401

Keywords: ymh, your mom's house, your moms house, tom segura, christina pazsitzky, christina p, mommies, jeans, up, high and tight, what's with the jeans, denim on denim, podcast

Id: HrQik3pEknM

Length: 78min 10sec (4690 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 27 2021