Ep 10: OAKLEY GOES TO SCHOOL - Cute Dog Video School Day

oh boy it's a new day morning oak top of the morning would you like some cereal yes please no really hey how come Crusoe doesn't have to go to school because I got famous on social media and now I don't have to anymore I'm lucky stay in school study hard always do your homework and maybe one day you'll achieve a mediocre job will you spend most of your waking hours toiling away it's something you are only mildly discontent to do with our rest of your life hmm [Music] Wow you know it's going to be a good day when you don't miss the bus [Music] hello mr. d I brought you an apple today an apple uh I look like I'm trying to lose weight next time bring me bacon or sausages or something sorry good morning class before we start today's lesson I want to introduce a new student who just transferred from Hawaii please say hi to Sandy if you'd all like to take out your notebooks today we're going to cover integers as part of variable equations so take this example of 3/8 plus 90 hundred equals 489 anyone know what we need to do why is there a letter in there right Oakley we need to solve for a how do we do that not quite number 4 8 number 9 then we get 13 mm-hmm and since 1900 is not even a real number we can just remove it now what can we do with this 3a over here very good this effectively removes the 3 on this side isolating the variable and thus the answer to a is 13 over 3 but since my paws are too stubby to use a calculator we're going to use what we call a mulligan in math so a equals I don't know let's say 28 oh I'm so confused okay what is so confusing about this all right please take out the homework you were assigned yesterday Oakley what happened to your homework don't try to tell me your dog ate it oh I ate it ok that's acceptable hi Sandy um I saw you in class just wanted to say your butt looks like a pineapple excuse me Oh I mean smells like a pineapple oh thanks hey sandy my name is Dylan did you know I play the far retriever on the football team oh how cool nice to meet you Dylan I love lunch me too I'm starving I could eat a whole sandwich I could eat a sandwich an apple a snack this paper bag a pair of socks a box of Kleenex wow that's a lot well when you play as many sports as I do you need to eat well I wonder what mom packed me today Oh a sandwich and a note my mom is the best haha what a wiener don't tease him Dylan a low class please pull out your textbooks and turn to page 1900 or covering the Confederation proclamation of 1892 where Sir John st. McDonough signed the first 3d addendum which brought together the seven dog park colonies into a single union it was in 1755 the coalition oh sandy oh Oakley Oakley Oakley uh who is Thomas Jefferson no more sleeping in my class Oakley just for that you're all getting a pop quiz shoot yes first question is an easy one sandy what's the answer to question one ah I don't know Dylan I don't want to cheat come on she said she doesn't want to okay Oh plea now no talking during my class go to the principal's office oh shoot hello ugly hello oh how did you do this time oh I was just trying to defend the new girl you think I'd look good with curls I'm trying it on but we're gonna look too golden doodlee what do you think oh I think it looks fetching fetching Oh wonderful my favorite thing well thank you for the kind unsolicited compliment Oakley you may go ah well another day done hey Oakley oh hi Sandy just want to say thanks for sticking up for me I see you might need some help with math want to pick me up at 8:00 and we'll have a study date oh I very like my date math oh hey I got it see you tonight [Music] come on oke I'm picking you up thanks crew so how was school good hey can I borrow your car tonight [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Crusoe the Dachshund

Views: 11,782,689

Rating: 4.8033366 out of 5

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Id: xP3yfWBWK24

Length: 6min 26sec (386 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 03 2018