English Conversation 38 | Funny English

that's your cousin teddy he's a waiter he's single and he likes rock music it's my brother eddie he's a doctor he's got a wife and two kids and he likes classical music how about this one i don't know a cousin no your brother no and uncle it's my aunt judy sorry mrs morris she looks like your uncle tell me something about her she's an architect artist married divorced two kids three kids four five kids no kids only eight more there's an easy i don't know it's my father i know who your father is why are you showing me photos of your father my family is coming in one hour now pay attention why do you have such a large family it's not that large not that large you have six brothers and sisters 14 aunts and uncles who knows how many cousins nieces and nephews i'd say that's a large family they're not all coming over no just 18 of them i'm sorry honey i just want them to like you calm down it's okay you're doing fine okay i'm okay your cousin john that's your sister's husband ernie they live on park street two kids elizabeth is 12 years old and katie is eight ernie's an architect he likes baseball basketball and the movies wow one more your nephew david his nickname is dave he lives on king street he's single and he's a student he loves to travel he likes jazz and he doesn't like fish you're amazing very nice oh it's almost six bob would you wipe off the counter i'll be in the bathroom for a while hello everyone come on in well it happens in some countries but usually not over here so you're from italy yes i am and you're traveling to tokyo yes well welcome to top-notch travel agency let me introduce you to my staff then we'll talk about tokyo marie i'd like you to meet george young oh you know him [Music] it's very nice to meet you what's your name my name um marie yes i'm marie the page it's very nice to meet you murray marie is our receptionist she's from paris mr moretti is a new client he's from italy georgia we're ready that's georgio moretti yes i know he's a new client he's from italy introduce me introduce me oh yes this is cheryl cheryl yes cheryl she's our office manager hello mr giorgio i mean mr moretti please call me giorgio call him giorgio it's so meat tonight nice to meet you nice to meet you too oh bob bob come meet georgie i'm ready hey giorgio moretti hey man how are you i'm bob but everyone calls me roberto bob is a travel agent who calls you roberto paul is a tour guide goodbye [Music] so mr moretti what is your occupation he's a singer everyone knows that mr moretti marie has some questions for you let's talk about tokyo okay let's see name giorgio moretti occupation singer famous singer great and famous singer nationality italian age 32 married no single phone number this is my information everything okay come with me mr moretti thank you mary i have giorgio moretti's phone number what are you doing i'm exercising don't you have some work to do i am working i'm working and exercising what work are you doing i'm thinking about what about ideas for mrs batey's vacation and what are you thinking beach vacation i have to finish this can you go exercise somewhere else no problem what are you doing i'm getting in shape why are you doing that here why don't you go to a gym or the park or outside or home i don't have time to go to the gym i can't work when you do that can you go over there no problem bob what are you doing i'm working then why are you running to get in shape running burns a lot of calories exercise later work now please yes sir i'm meeting a client at the cafe for lunch marie okay so what do you do to stay in shape i generally go running in the morning i do aerobics two nights a week i always play tennis or golf on the weekends and i usually go bike riding every sunday if the weather is good you don't lift weights no oh you have to lift weights to really stay in shape i don't like to go to a gym you don't have to go to a gym to lift weights you can lift weights anywhere like this or this or even this thanks for the suggestions hey why don't we go running together sometime okay where do you run to the park and back oh where do you run to the park and then to the market then the symphony hall then to harper's street then to the library then to the theater ends and back oh so do you want to go running after work today gotta meet a friend for dinner it's another time then yeah sure hey can you answer the phones for a while i have to go to the post office and you're the only one here no problem um where are the tickets they're printing okay mr evans needs them right now the client is coming in five minutes this printer is driving me crazy it's so slow try blowing on it [Music] what really try it [Music] now tap the sides just try it [Music] now rub this side gently does this really work where are the tickets they're printing okay mr evans needs them now the client is coming in four minutes easy there jackie chan we need a new printer aren't we getting a new printer you're buying the new printer aren't you this is the new printer this piece of junk is new well it's new to us this is an old printer just a little old what kind is it is it a comprise mr evan says always buy a comprise it's a print okay a print okay what's a print okay you know that brand it's a good brand and very inexpensive we need the tickets now do something where are the tickets they're printing okay the client's coming up in one minute the printer's a little slow today okay stop what don't come near this printer what's the problem you know machines don't work when you're around that's not true is your laptop working no won't turn on is your cell phone working no it's a left is your pda working no but stay awake come on oh we need these tickets right away we're printing the last ticket please do not come near this printer the printer won't stop working just because ah the client is here where are the tickets right here sir thank you there are only nine where's the last one right here sir thank you [Applause] what the printer isn't working what go across the hall to mr lee's office ask to print one ticket on his printer not you you're sitting here until all the tickets are printed [Laughter] [Music] are you ready to order we are excuse me i have a question yes i'm in the mood for lamb but the sauce looks too fatty could i order the lamb without the sauce sure what does it come with french fries i don't like fried food could i have a grilled vegetable instead i think we have grilled peppers perfect would you like to start with an appetizer is there oil on the tomato salad there's a lot of olive oil yes could i get it without the oil but it won't taste very good then i'll just have a mixed green salad and you i'm sorry i have another question is there salt on the limb it's cooked with salt and pepper yes i don't want a lot of salt i think i'll have the fish instead what's in the sauce lemon butter milk oh that's too much dairy maybe i'll have a large salad for my entree a no appetizer what's in the salad lettuce carrots peppers onions eggs oh no egg please salad no egg anything to drink just water please and for you i'll have the special the special the special great could i ask you another question no [Music] oh this is delicious amazing cheryl don't you want to try it no thanks too many calories and we need to go i'll ask for the check i love dessert do you know how many calories are in that cake no and don't tell me or how much fat was in your steak and your fried shrimp or how much salt was on your french fries do you want us to just eat raw vegetables vegetables are good or how about smaller portions and no dessert no dessert you need to take care of your body eat healthy food have vegetables for snacks instead of potato chips and cookies you're right tomorrow i'm eating lots of vegetables really for snacks and i'm having potato chips cookies for breakfast lunch and dinner you're terrible what are you doing i'm trying to get the check finally [Music] do you want that do you guys want to go out this weekend there's a great movie playing at the glenwood a rock concert sounds better to me i'd love to see a play how about an opera okay there's a rock concert saturday night at 8 pm blue city is playing blue city i love them sounds good not my style i don't like rock okay there's a play tonight at midnight at the second avenue theater it's called conversations with food sounds great at midnight that's way past my bedtime no thanks okay carmen is playing at the city opera 8pm great how much are the tickets you're kidding whoa oh no way great it's a movie then a time to run is playing at the glenwood at 7 p.m a time to run oh don't go to that it's just awful okay how about you only live once it's playing at the kendall also at 7 p.m it's terrible [Laughter] an actor's life please anna goes home no the left side of the street i think there are no more tickets so what's a good movie to see there's a french film playing at the bijou at 8 p.m i'm not a french film fan it's a film about an opera singer perfect and the rock star great who made out of play wonderful thank you yeah thanks a lot you're very welcome it'll be fun bob but i'm not a french film fan oh excuse me i'm looking for the rose cinema the rose cinema let's see uh that's on the corner of market street and park street or is it third and grand no i think it's on market between first and second avenue okay uh so go around the corner walk three blocks uh no uh five blocks to harper street turn left sorry right go another two blocks no yes two blocks to fourth avenue take a right yes walk about five blocks to market street go right again go straight two more blocks the cinema is on your right uh no sorry you're left call what you're looking for the rose cinema yes go across the street and it's across the street thank you and you're a tour guide number one have a look at this if you want to say quickly now have a link them together have a hover look at it you can pronounce it for the short form look it look at these now remember th this a word that ends with t or d and up to that is a consonant you don't have to pronounce t here so uh this on this you don't have to pronounce at this quickly at this at this look at this look at this look at this however look at this have a look at this have a look at this have a look at this number two i'm going to take a shower going to you can pronounce going to you can pronounce lighter and tea that is not stress you can pronounce like going down going there or even more quickly you can pronounce going to like ghana gonna here is the pronunciation ghana i'm gonna take uh lingam together tekka take a shower take a shower take a shower or you can use half for take have a shower have a shower take a shower so i'm gonna take a shower i'm gonna i'm gonna take a shower i'm gonna take a shower i'm gonna take a shower number three wait a minute t here okay now remember a word that ends with a consonant and after that is a vowel you can link the consonant and the vowel together waiter t that is not stress you can say okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute now i introduced to you five words today the first one is wish second one brush this one establish rush and finally extinguish now for number one which you know this one right which if you wish something you want it or you hope that it will be true wish wish okay if you add e d at the end in past simple tense or maybe for past participle form now sh and we pronounce wished which so remember e d after s h we pronounce wished wished wished for number two brush brush you know for the verb brush if you brush something you make it clean or you polish it or you make it smooth by using the brush brush and then remember edf to sh we pronounced so brushed brushed number three establish established if you establish something you establish is actually to set up you create or you start a new organization or a system or company two considering clusters here established established number four rush rush um if you rush to do something that means you have to do that things really really fast too fast and when you do it too fast you can feel tired and uncomfortable and sometimes people don't like to rush right rush and now edie rushed rushed number five extinguish extinct wish extinguish if you extinguish something that means you you make their you make the fire stop burning or you make the light stop shining extinguish extinguish and then ed after it extinguished extinguished so one more time wish wished brush brushed established established rush rushed extinguished extinguished so remember e d after s h is pronounced wished rushed established rushed extinguished

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Length: 29min 4sec (1744 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 09 2021