- You know,
every year new words and phrases enter our language.
Did you know that? Well, they do. Last year
we had the word twerking. And now we know
what that means and we're all better off
because of it. [laughter] This year,
there's a whole new set of phrases and slang terms. I like to keep my audience
all up to date with the latest trends. I want you all
to be hip and with-it and all that
and a bag of chips and stuff. So I thought I would teach you
some phrases that are popular this year.
Since these are slang terms, I'm gonna use
the Urban Dictionary. If you don't know
what the Urban Dictionary is, it's like Webster's Dictionary
if Webster was a drunk girl. [laughter] Right?
Doesn't it seem like that? [cheers and applause] Okay. [cheers and applause] All right, and then
I'm gonna show you the phrase, and I'm gonna see
if anybody here-- uh, don't yell it out. I'm gonna ask somebody
if they know what it is. Let's see the first word. On fleek.
Okay. On fleek.
I'm gonna--no, if you know it, I'm not going to you.
Um-- Sir, right there, in the jacket
and the button-down. Yeah, you. What would you think
"on fleek" means? - I have no idea.
- Just take-- What does that mean?
Figure it out? On fleek.
If you--use it in a sentence. - I'm going on fleek? [laughter] - That's good.
All right. All right,
let's just see what it means. The quality of being perfect
or on point. So, well,
you were headed in that way. That's what you
were saying. [laughter] Like today your outfit is
on fleek. - I was close.
- Right. All right,
or if your grammar was on fleek, you wouldn't use it--
you wouldn't even use the word. [laughter] Um, let's see
the next one. Netflix and chill. [laughter] Wow... a lot of people
know what that means. Which is interesting
to me. I'm going back
to the gentleman. [laughter] What do you think
it means? - You want another sentence?
- Yeah. Yeah, use it
in a sentence. - I'm going
on Netflix and chill. [laughter] - You know
what Netflix is, right? - Yeah, right.
- Yeah. Okay, and you know
what chill means. - Yeah, but both in
the same sentence, I'm not sure. - Okay.
What it means-- what's your name?
- Joel. - Joel, what it means is... sex. [laughter] [cheers and applause] And a lot of you
knew what that was. Joel, did you
have a different slang for sex? What--what did you use--
- Now I do. - Yeah.
What was the slang you used? - I'm French, actually, so--
- So? - Sex. - Oh, that's how
the French say it, you guys. All right, well, that's--
I am surprised at how many of you knew
what that meant. [laughter] All right, uh,
let's see the next one. Bae. Does ev--people know
what that is? - Yeah.
- Most of you know what bae is. Some people
do not know. Um, I'll stick with Joel
'cause you're right there. You're French.
What does it mean? - Bae if French?
Like, uh, berry. [laughter] - No, it's actually--
it's actually really, uh--ridiculous. It means baby or sweetie. It's, like--
'cause if you don't want to take the time
to say baby. It actually save you
a lot of time because we're very busy here,
so we don't have time to say baby,
we just shorten it. Or you can shorten it more
and just say bah. [laughter] Let's see one more. Thot. It's pronounced thot--
but thot. Wow, a lot of you
know what that is. [laughter] - You know what that is?
- Yeah. - All right,
use it in a sentence. - My best friend
is a thot. [laughter] - Wow.
All right. Your ex-best friend--
best friend. - No.
[laughter] - It means
that hoe over there. [cheers and applause] So, you guys,
it's a gardening term. [laughter] I need my thot
so I can plant my potatoes or something like that. Well, we learned today,
if you play your cards right, maybe you can make
that on fleek thot your bae... and then you can
Netflix and chill. And now,
I'm gonna say a phrase that I use
almost every day, it is time to dance.
