♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ - (Finebros) For this game,
you're gonna be fighting as professional wrestlers from the WWE. And we're gonna have you play two matches, hoping that you can pin your opponent.
- Oh good. I think I would have
more success in person than with the push buttons. - I really hate wrestling. - I'm not very good
at games, but I'll try it. - I did watch wrestling 40, 50 years ago, when it was first on television.
It was very popular. I'll be pinned within
the first 30 seconds, I'm sure. ♪ (rock music) ♪ - I can just, what, pick one of 'em? Man, some of them are really cute. - Where is all the body hair? - André the Giant! Oh,
that goes back a few years! - This guy looks good.
I hit X to pick him? - Oh, I like-- who is that guy
who plays The Marine? - (announcer) JOHN CENA!!! ♪ (trumpets blare) ♪
(spectators cheer wildly) - Stone Cold. That looks strong. I'll try him. - I do the X? I'm ready. Sting versus Ryback. - Chris Jericho versus Sin Cara. - I'll give this a try.
Ready for anything. - Okay. Here comes Stone Cold, my hero. - That's me? That's me.
Boy, do I look good. - There's my boy, John! (bell clangs)
- Feels like the real deal. - (announcer) Making
his way to the ring... - He wore a silly mask.
What has he got that mask on for? - It's almost like the shirt I got on. - That's a tough walk
right there. See, he'd scare me. I wouldn't go in the alley
if I saw him at the end. - Coming in-- coming in strong. Fans are going wild,
and he does a neat slide in! - Oh, he's standing on the ropes. He's getting a big hand from the crowd. - Now he looks better
without that silly mask. Okay, now the other guy's gonna come out. Now I'm gonna like the other guy better, 'cause he's not gonna wear a mask. - Oh, wait a minute.
He's a lot bigger than me. - He's huge. (amused) I didn't realize he was so huge. - He's got pink gloves on and a... a duster? Is he gonna tickle the other guy to death? - Oh! Happy tattoo man. - Walking a little bit slow. I don't know if that's just to get
the audience's attention or... if he's got a little arthritis. - He's cool. I like him--
his muscles, his tattoos. - Okay, I want to fight.
Come on. Hurry up. - All right, here we go. Here we go. - Press all the buttons. - (commentator 1)
Make no mistake about it. - I'm not quite sure
what these buttons do. - (commentator 1)
Tyler Breeze making a move. - No! - What am I doing? It seems like
they're doing it all. Get 'im! - (commentator 1) ...line here.
This one-on-one battle is... - Oh. Bounce him out-- oh!
Oh, no kidney shots. Come on! - Oh, you got him! Ooh! Good kidney punch! - Kick him! (laughs maniacally) Oh, I love this. Oh! - (displeased) Oh. Steve, I'm sorry. - Ow! Shoot, get up. Get up.
Get up, get up. Get up, dude. Oh, shoot. He's kicking my butt. - (commentator 1) The next,
you're on your back, looking up at the lights. - I think I kicked him down.
I think this kicks. Oh, he's tupping him in the head. Oh my god! He's tupping
him in the head a lot. - (commentator 1) Hard truth! - Uh, I might be losing
if I have the blue guy. But I don't want the blue guy.
I want the black guy. I mean, I want the black guy
with the black pants on. My guy won. But he wasn't
my guy. But he's still-- The guy who wanted to win won. - Oh, okay. He's got him-- - (commentator 1) Look at this hold!
- He's pinning him. Oh, come on. - (commentator 1) ...would like to venture (bell clangs)
into the unknown darkness that is... - He pinned him. Wow. - It's not letting me move.
It's not letting me move. Okay. No, not the pile driver!
Uh-oh, that's reverse! Oh! That hurt. That hurt my back. Oh! - (commentator 2) Here's somebody
who's willing to do just... - Oh.
- (commentator 2) ...to get to the top. - He got out to get
a cup of water, I think. - They're not even inside the ring. I'm getting my butt kicked now. - (commentator 1) Heads up!
- Ohhhh! He just got crunched. Mr. Pouncy is crunching my bruiser. - (commentator 1) Direct hit. - Oh, he's up now. Okay, kick him. Oh, stomp him! Stomp him! Stomp him! - Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Get up! Up! Up! Up! (assertively) Get off my foot! - Come on, hit him again. Hit there. Hit him again. There. Hit him again. (laughs) - There we go. Here we go. There we go. Let me
give him a pile driver. - YES!!! OH YEAH! Oh, he slipped off? Ooh! Ooh! A Dubble Bubble back bender special! Get up, John! Come on!
You can take it! You're a Marine! - Oh, there you go. Hey, I'm getting the--
getting the hang of this. - Rip his head off. Is there a button to rip his head off? - (laughs) Whoops. We knocked-- (laughs) You're not supposed to knock the umpire. - Well, don't just lie there, John.
He's just gonna kiss ya! - (commentator 2) Only out here!
- Oh. Oh no, he got my guy again.
How did that happen? X.
(ref and crowd counting down) (bell clangs)
- (commentator 1) He did it! What a huge win! - (referee) Three!
(bell clangs) - (commentator 1) What a win!
- He beat me. He pinned me. - Whoops, he's breaking his leg, I think. "Winner"?
- (commentator 2) What a match! - Oh, the other guy won. (bell clangs)
- Oh... just submit. Sarge won by way of submission. - No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! (groans deeply) - Didn't do too well. But that's just round one. - Let's try a new guy. - I'm gonna go for one of the really bizarre looking ones this time. Finn Bálor. He looks
like a member of Kiss. - Let's try this guy here. - I like-- I'll stay with Stone Cold. - Roman Re-- The Rock? Hello? Okay, Rock. You and me, buddy. (spectators cheering)
- Okay, are we ready? ♪ (dramatic theme) ♪
- Look at that outfit. Something my mother would wear. - Well, I got gypped. We doesn't have anything on,
makeup or anything. - He looks fierce and dangerous and mean. Makes me think of a tiger. (growling) (laughs) - Come on, Dwayne, The Rock. (chuckles) I like those looks he gives. - I hope he fights as good
as he looks, 'cause he's looking good. - Let's see the other guy now. - (announcer) And approaching the ring... - (laughing) - (announcer) ...from
Robbinsdale, Minnesota... - This guy looks like a prima donna. - Man, I may have put
too much on this poor guy. He's got to whup this dude.
Oh my goodness. I don't know if he can do that. - Now, that looks tough. Now I want him to win,
because I like his outfit better. ♪ ("Pomp and Circumstance") ♪
- Pretty gaudy. It guess it's like--
it's what fans would like. - Let's get it on. - All right. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. Kick me. Come on, come on. - Get him. Come on. Oh, there you go. See? (chuckles) - Oh. Don't just stand there, Luke! Take it like-- that's
a good one!! Ha-ha! Aha!!! - Oh no. Oh, got kicked in the back. I didn't like that. That hurt. - (commentator 1) Fighting
from a position of full health. - Got him down. We got
him down. Stomp him. Oh, yes! I have the stomp button down! Oh! I think it was in his nuts. Oh my god. - Dang it. Seems like I kicked
him right in the nuts. - (commentator 2) Take notice. - (commentator 1) Well, I say this... - My guy is knocking him down big time. And he just... oh. He could've broke his neck. - Yeah, yeah. And do the break big-- Oh, he split him in half. - (laughs) Kick. But I don't know which one
is kick. Oh, stamp him. I'm getting violent, huh? - (laughing) I knocked him own. I'm getting better. - Oh good, he just tripped him.
Now jump on him. All right, that's it. Stay down. - (commentator 2) The shoulders--
- Oh. - Okay. All right. Let's try this. Let's see if we can't finish him. - (commentator 1) And it's up.
He got the shoulder up. Come on! - Ohh! You gotta be kidding me. - (commentator 2) Darren Young
cannot be enjoying this. - Oh, sh... get up. Get up, sucker. - Oh. No, he threw-- how did he do that? Get up, get up, get up. Ohhh!! Oh, he's stomping me
repeatedly! That is not fair! I don't have that button. - (commentator 2) I've given up
even trying to figure out... - Oh-ha! Come on, Rick. Well, he's down again. But, oh, get-- Oh, no, no! Don't count him out! Good, good. Come on, get up. - (commentator 1) ...in there.
But only one can walk... - Come on. I press all the buttons,
but he doesn't do anything. (bell clangs)
- Ooh. Damn. He got me by submission again. - No. Oh-ho-ho-ho! (sucks air) Ouch! I felt that. I felt it. No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (bell clangs)
- (commmentator 2) He did it! - Rock, let's get inside. Now look what. Now you're both outside. He's staying outside the ring.
I can't get him inside. Get inside. I couldn't get back into the ring. And I let that silly bearded guy take me! - I don't know why all these
X's and reds and blues are. Winner.
- (announcer 1) It's all over. - Oh, the other one won again. But I-- I wanted mine to win. - Come on, Rick! Come to li-- oh no! Come to life! Oh shit. Oh. - (commentator 1) Two! Three! (bell clangs)
Wow. What a win. (spectators cheering)
♪ (victorious music) ♪ - I wonder who's in the ring:
me or him. I'm exhausted. - It's violent. It's not as bad as shooting
people, I guess. They don't kill each other at least. Little less violent than most
of the shoot-'em-up bang-bang they got out there. - I thought they were really
cute and had nice butts. - I would definitely get the game, play it with my grandson.
He'd have a ball. - The beating someone up part I liked. Get it out of my system, if I could only learn to work the buttons. - Thanks for watching
this episode of Gaming on the React channel. - (gruff voice) Oh yeah.
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