EFAP Movies #6: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

doo-doo-doo-doo people would watch this watch our reaction to it and expect that we hate this movie or something when it pops of Annie five movies if our be like what the [ __ ] it's just gonna be us talking about how at the end all smokes to possibly when they meet back up yeah enough to be telling stories of like how the old managed to make it through some tough [ __ ] you know rotor talking about is time in the volcano and she loved and stuff maybe like what was your toughest trip Gandalf just like wide eyes and were suits on him that just shows this I fell through a chasm fighting a giant Satan demon like Gandalf er are you still high we should all just go to New Zealand together one time and check out the things what happened to old Zealand I love the idea that they're like this is so cool let's show it again this is a bit wow how well this was that was Gandalf message to say use the Eagles you idiots and they never did well he did tell them to not use the Eagles after last time go sending mixed messages Gaga this is still part of his trip he's just pretending this is all happening and his career as a wizard is pretty eventful when he's not smoking weed then again which is when he smoking weed I like that shield also beautiful though he you know it's on a [ __ ] mountaintop how the hell did that happen so in the book what happens is there's a stairwell that goes all the way back up and Gandalf pretty much just he's still fighting the Balrog and lighting his way up to the top of the Mount no Balrogs like [ __ ] I don't know where else to go and then they have to fight and then he dies look the elven rope oh what miss doesn't look so thickening well yeah this is box of condoms I think there actually is an edit where he opens it up into condom in there you never know mr. Frodo and when you said seize the chicken what is still recovering from that last trip offroad oh I wonder what tolki would have thought about the whole I on the tower thing well the I on the tower is taken from part in the book there's not a physical I on top of it there's a line but uh well he looks into the integral a drills mirror and he sees in high wreathed in flame and they just kind of flip that on top of the tower to give sour on a more physical presence since he doesn't have one in the book I'm ok with it because they did take a part of the book and just repurpose it for film god it's bringing how much do you think Frankie's gonna hate us when we release this and everyone starts sending everyone whatsoever he won't watch this he's got better things to do I just imagine like Gollum art but he has like the two yellow board eyes that ring he has and a stripe down the center of his face well I gotta change it up and actually got the plagued opted going for him oh that's true he proofed into self against the Goblin beams beforehand oh we can still make it work oh yeah what's something that fring holds dear so that we can make the my precious things still work kangaroos maybe you know I don't think I've even heard him say that word there's a shame oh this is what happens after you inject one marijuana not even once you want the test to even think about doing this I think I might have an ironically seen a picture of Gollum on one of those anti weed pages on Facebook yeah this is the face of a meth head hmm woof ringing you're kind of a sperg yeah that's the idea yeah cuz well Gandalf told Frodo he lets him live and all the really [ __ ] everything up twice and again I'll call them they might have been caught laelia perhaps it's a good message of how you should take advantage of people and then kill them it's crazy how good this still looks that's actually pretty good that's the nice thing is they put the CGI budget to good use rather than wasting it a bunch of other [ __ ] we let him go he'll lead us right to a spider mmm-hmm also I want to point out this movie was made on a budget of 90 million and the last Jedi was made on a budget of 317 G's it's funny that Game of Thrones Season eight with me on an estimated budget of 90 million well each of the Lord of the Rings movies was 90 million roughly oh yeah 90 million for all of them was like we've totally before I just don't get how Peter Jackson managed to get that job yeah cuz before this he only made like zombie comedy and he knocked this one out of the [ __ ] Park he's like why would they that's so hot into a fantasy as well you know yeah cuz there wasn't really any good fantasy before this that's some producers that were like this is a show head originally they were only gonna be cleared for two movies but one guy was like no then they gave him like a year to prepare before they even started filming totally different story with the Hobbit though because they were given no prep time and Peter Jackson only came on because they work in a film in New Zealand didn't he just you wanted to save it from being terrible he was kind of forced into it he didn't want to do it it's also a lot of studio meddling like the whole tauriel romance thing was a studio decision the actress is like not on board if there's gonna be a love triangle that they just had with anyway yeah it's really shitty what they did with those movies if it just feed it with like blood in the books it's like basically or clicker it's really rough but it keeps you alive I guess no that's Grogg neat the work of the drink both the drink I'm growing in this I make it I call it me like rum and penis it looks like a pretty obvious trail one of the orc guys like hey you dropped this mm-hmm be careful this makes expensive fun fact about this running shot or these running shots is a Vigo this was after he broke his foot and it was after Legolas broke his rib by falling off a horse so this whole time was like in a horrible pain I think they do they do it for the movie he had told them that is like by the way guys we left all the running shots to luck get some rest because tomorrow you got a brightener to do some running Zee love how much this move you flushed out their characters more cuz fellowship focused mostly on the Frodo yeah and guy split up a bit you know they can you focused on something strange yeah I can finish the war yeah let's say it's an sjw movie that's race it dirty some point you have to say that I recovered like it just say what do I make a Isengard great again Saruman really gave all these orc jobs they're even pulling people out of the dirt to give jobs man they're proactive this one's tape I'm very good inspector you have any stats our mum looks slightly to the left and sees a forest rate that works like um I guess I didn't think of that you had a fight with that hand later he even cut the back you always cut the friend hey he's got typical UK dental care well sweet I think it do we get representation in this phone so your dentist that didn't like Game of Thrones she like painted your teeth brown and like bashed him in with a hammer and said it was good right well that's standard you can get the premium which is just you have the mold removed that's too hygienic it's true you have the mole removed and then put back in an upside down so it you just see the roots hug of Oh sounds kind of scary actually that would actually be kind of terrifying hey using tube oh no this is another one of those like perfect casting choices yeah and then he did an Alien Resurrection after this that was also a perfect casting choice the guy's weird as [ __ ] yeah movie was yep you know the new voice of Chucky is Mark Hamill in that cool tell me she wants to write why did they replace him is he dead I miss a good question actually I don't know you think they'd want to bring him back sees the original voice not imagine a creepy ass conversation we're grieving I like agreed just cerements plans as long as someone makes her fall in love with him or something no no he just you know he just really really wants to wear that green dress insensitive comon Wow cuz they're black that's [ __ ] up there's like the hairy girl devynn responded to it with Legolas layer is like dude were you like offended as ones sexy gold that was a bail would work I thought it was hard pulling him out of the dirt he was like oldest day I went through five more minutes and it was to cooking that he's such a gross looking oh he looks way better than basically every single walk in The Hobbit right yeah this probably took a ton of effort to make but look how it paid off I know and it's done forever now so that was a [ __ ] lie oh look proper use of cavalry blood has been spilled this night the arrogance like is that a real seriously really don't people die like everyday in Middle East yeah so every time I see a red sky in the morning I'm like oh [ __ ] someone died I don't think the Sun kids [ __ ] with with humans diagonals I I love the game he reacts to the Legolas look it out for it was so cool on the children to rise we listen in the line we killed the children just like Daenerys she's an inspiration to these lads that Bubba do babe [ __ ] realizes like sheds killed the kids if you look at a Omer when he gets on his horse you can see his sword fall off okay it's gonna be right here Craig's just look at a Emmer's half as he's getting around right here you think the sound of it hit the ground and whatever else they were spend like I was to the ticket get over there just like you know it might be plastic so like in a grass so it might have been like Buffalo one where they probably just thought it was a hoof and they're all like in the zone so just immediately broke this hit ripped oh I just love that Peter Jackson like kept that in he was like man that was a great take Viggo and the reaction was so your reaction of pain anguish is so real how do you do it oh that's genuinely what he thought too is that he let alone on a really great performance and then it's like no no he just broke his foot looks so good yeah yeah it doesn't even look dated Wow so some window collect nipple the bodies they took the trouble of grabbing that belt and throw it on the pile the guys like I just really [ __ ] hate belts the way they edit that it's like oh look they just beat her away disgusted it's like calling an Indian and Pakistani it's just you know don't do it they looked exactly the same he calls them orcs yeah yeah [ __ ] up all very well read you don't read books romantic trees smaller you [ __ ] read books why would they not be able to read books feel made out of books oh no it's like reading a it's like reading a book that was printed on a scroll of dead baby skin I'd do it and I was hoping to hide out and get high in fango then he was like oh [ __ ] these two well hey at least they know they're we like you stepped into a bowl of oatmeal yeah so uh he's led us into a swamp is one of my favorite like red group memes because we watched this as a group they were just like how do you not know that whose way of a [ __ ] Gaul to be like the [ __ ] dude it took him a while to process it he's still a little high we must be quick settled down to campus [ __ ] freaky eating worms cereal delicacy I guess look can't you just get high like everyone else hey call have you considered a hairdresser it looks better than Patrick Williams hair I think I'm trying to make a comb-over with all that you know like in a year that'll be what h-bomb just a moment where you have to be like all right going bald is the best thing for me some people like Morris look better bold than they do with it I [ __ ] like golems little shocked expressions there she hit me what'll it be your Fred dude photos like that's [ __ ] [ __ ] man I must be smoking the same thing you are the missed you it's a it's a giant hotbox to know whether they were filled with his pee Jack's was like lay down in the under water and just pretend to be dead no like um wow I love that the ghosts here still look better than the 2016 Ghostbusters movie oh they like cartoons and the movie like what people like focus too much on writing consistence and you'll get boring movies I'm like bring him on bring on the board movies watch them I'll take boring over bad any day even though you can you say it's not for entertainment value probably like I'd rather watch the room that something that's well-written like a guy doing his taxes insistently would be really boring yeah but who's gonna make that kind of movie yeah this is the problem that's the boogeyman they like see it'll be that saying it would be that it's like no one has ever made that it's a straw man by idiots you guys would not believe how high I was I can't say if this actually happened but Frodo's like i destroyed the one triggered sorrow to the zombies the ghettos like I killed a Balrog dude I don't want to be like we go back to the site in which you killed him just to see the corpse like that's so [ __ ] cool GAD now you like to take some pictures with it post it on Facebook and [ __ ] what's that over your uh of your door right there oh nothing just the Balrog yeah [ __ ] some dwarf comes across it and takes a selfie with his axe in the body like I did it it was me so if he died again with the gods people be like what the [ __ ] dude three times no forgot his own babies so high well gandalf this is Legolas Gimli and I'm are you frightened so the real question is now the bees Gandalf the White is he more or less high anything's [ __ ] up that he's more powerful in white we have very racist the coming of many and Pippin will be like the falling of small stones that starts on Avila the coming of the narrator in Middle East it's true really like these kids huh any think talking would think of the tonal Bilbo means beautiful a visual could you have mushrooms in your face is that like are you gonna use the shrooms he's casually peeling the ball feels like off the [ __ ] look you piece of [ __ ] fell asleep on me is this all I able you what do you know good lighting at night oh cool of those names by the way all thank and borrowed or it's like Tolkien how did you go out with so many cool names even pulled a lot from like soon or [ __ ] things like took a bunch of names from then change like one legend is Nicole was that he was like trying to create an entirely different language and well it made a really cool sounding one I feel bad for the guy who made the Dothraki language I feel bad for anybody involved with games go we this is what I read about the whole like we had is lucky so we have to be thankful these movies were [ __ ] by the second or third lucky enough to get one good movie but three in a row like wolf and they're like some of the best movies ever made and that in made by a guy who really had no right to have made such good movies what I mean about the luck element there's so many things that should have gone wrong but didn't the way they filled this I'm kind of confused as to how these two legs didn't see them already yeah I guess the implication is that they're a bit behind a hill and they have to go around the hill to find them and yeah and you can kind of make them out with this there's what I kind of like it like yeah and I believe that's not a rock the cloaks act more like the Box in a Metal Gear Solid walked through the front gate yeah not a well-thought-out plan but I guess they were just desperate we're right here this is it that's not literally for the front gate while they're all watching yeah I mean you can assume as high walls everywhere else column stop feeling him up yeah mr. knodel fro I like the idea that shrevie would have walked here looked around man leg up guys they're gone who left him and they just died under the tree oh this is so gross like now is not the time dude I can't something about me can believe the idea that cream is awkward woman yeah what are you talking about he's a stud it's just he chooses literally the worst possible time to talk to her like if she was on the toilet it would be more suitable in the way he frames it too it's like your brother deserted you but I can't take it she's like I was there when you gave the order to the battleship dude I'm not [ __ ] look at that big [ __ ] mole on his head for wart rather he was a really annoying boss in the Third Age game who's a boss yep everyone's game the [ __ ] eye of Sauron was a boss oh is that the one where you stand hilariously on the tower and like hack at it and you can set a [ __ ] after it it's like a special move so it has the log jumps into it bites it this is what so you think I'm [ __ ] drool running down his chin probably sweat right maybe there's a dead guy in the room right he just looks around like oh [ __ ] it's literal dead guy embolism better than Rogen melting the iron ball dude don't even [ __ ] dragon understand symbolism he's a well-read dragon people argue with us if the track is a hyper telogen big sets called martin actually said that they're not there's an interview on YouTube you can watch actually says they're not that intelligent not compared to like smog or anything even smile boy we would have put that together he'd be like wow she was a [ __ ] there's a [ __ ] chair the only thing I couldn't think of that might work with that is if John was standing in front of it and then drug on tried to burn him and he didn't die because of the Targaryen thing which wouldn't make sense cuz he got burned in season one yeah I know I kind of wish they didn't do that just so we could have that moment and the show could have it so that old talked Aryans were well no no I'll tug it [ __ ] it whatever well though like these like a wooden pot don't bad from his stick and he's like you're a [ __ ] wizard this staff was stupid I'm gonna try and take a staff from the wizard I'm even doing it that's above my pick like how Legolas kind of helps walk him in yeah he's an innocent old man yeah but he's a [ __ ] loser like I thought about it and I thought about it didn't realize that I want to live and it made a convincing argument I like the idea that Gandalf after coming to sobriety decided to try and save they didn't from the meth the methamphetamine has addled youma detox you magically here and I'll [ __ ] disrobes in front of him it's just me I love you'll be able to hear seramins voice yeah yeah it's awesome if I go payback for the spinning she felt the need to touch his buddy there and it looks so much better pretty good this movie did the de-aging thing way before captain they did it with samuel l.jackson and everyone was like this is so cool it's like they did it dude that tells you something all ever would everyone could talk about was the DEA GTECH like what else is me like these comments for the special effects people say those the most difficult thing they'd done and it was impossible to get right and stuff and I was just like well at least you guys tried seems to be a running theme with anything nowadays everyone but the writers are trying either that well the writers really are trying we just live in a really sad world I don't want to believe that they're not trying at all I'd prefer that wheeled you know they actually had a forge in the studio to make these swords and [ __ ] really like these are results not all of them some of them are I mean they probably get the good ones for the up-close shots like this and a lot of props and extras for the background stuff man I really wanted him to kill green with the chain maille is actually largely real - like they made millions of links in the special features they talked about how most fantasy chain maille is done horribly so they decide to make real one so that it looks more authentic technically Legolas kill steals green the winter yeah like less is just to [ __ ] kill stealer the trilogy is like what he's like was a range damage ever since Gandalf killed the Balrog single-handedly as with feedback but then Aon goes and kills the witch-king and comes up at the top of his scream he's running around Ted I was XP like what just keep spamming notifications he's leveled up leveled up leveled up leather shoes old zero she's just completely I could just imagine it cutting two Legolas like sitting down and screaming all these helmets and all the chainmail and scale mail and all the armor and the weapons and it just looks so 8 I mean it's got it this great aesthetic to it this dark green brown Norse kind of look to it it's just so awesome I love that if you really look closely at every single place that go even between the elves in Cara's gala thorn and to lothlórien they don't look the same like every single culture in these movies looks different but you have L aghast is like is the Ranger type guy that you meet easier [ __ ] go so he's doing a Dane to me I'm not sure I would play the game in it it's co-op we should play through it together it's to a dying gosh you know damn well okay I pronounced it do - Dane Suns cooler than tuna dying no doesn't totally does Dane Dane [ __ ] dago's Duda toy you know dying sounds like a [ __ ] great feast Ella tune was disgusted these huge issues gave us a good this goes well with my foot Sandin not Aragorn was king of Rohan Jesus fine fine be a [ __ ] dick I like that Gillman and kill me Emily is the heat he's the last Worf that actually looks like a dwarf and then in the hobbit all the dwarves look like Hanson all [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that right noise me family doesn't even have a beard I don't think or was it Kelly I can't remember the one that the guild dates he's literally like Aragorn but short so Joe Shadowfax I think I'm above these other horses really I have to [ __ ] in the corner what have you done to begin oh listen I need you to understand I'm keeping myself level I'm doing this for you kept I'm about to go in tried to speak to me to be dare they he's trying to get out there so perhaps a shadow fact like [ __ ] [Music] he was such a [ __ ] things you saw it with like a lisp Lee my name's battle fact you guys have to bow bow Eric goes like I'll take care of it they just boots it with a [ __ ] back legs he flings across the room down there Carl just kicks him in the face snaps his spine dude there's a scene in John week 3 where he uses a haven't yet I haven't seen it yet so it was fun but it was dumb yeah you described in the second one like I told you I don't even remember a single thing that happened in this I can bring he's perpetually salty that I did like that film listen the pigeon Lord Laurence Fishburne is not stop [ __ ] what he's like I will give you seven bullets B italics like why he's got really fancy lamps oh yeah they're awesome I want to you stink of hose you stink of [ __ ] one of the Doudna dine ranges I thought you you you pronounce it the same way Grima Wormtongue does what up villain he bull a strange ring one devouring the other crown I love that not only did he real like get such a good look at the ring that he was able to perfectly describe it but he's got a book buddy of mine who's an expert in los condores let me get my to sip and ring book bring my horse bring my horse sorry just just so we're clear because this is very important I know the basically just call Tyrion and faden's like no they are one in the same degree but was mostly bad for you but he actually freed all of your [ __ ] that's JW bo-buds is lord over the rigors of two towers the suspicious amount of women in this scene I'm playing women did not use swords they were unable to Sheila you are maiden right has anyone sold your flower just just are you unspoiled this shall we take you shall I take you to the black tower of Isengard Oh God the flower thing he just reminded me of all the really awkward sex scenes in the game of Thrones books isn't the most Oakland so actually from a book though the one in it oh god that's not just awkward that's just perverse and disgust why did you write that that was during the cocaine years everyone does explain it I would argue what's worse the fact that he was coked out of his mind and wrote it or the fact that someone sober kept it in I would argue the latter is worse if I made it through sober Stephen King at some point right and it's published and can you imagine what the direction must have been like Andy we need you big like roll around in the river and chase after a CGI fish it's not going in the movie I just want to see what I could make you do though I'm gonna stretch you Lord the Rings knowledge you know the who the boss of the the woggs is his name no because it's never spoken in the movies and I haven't played the games yes all over the games are seen he's like a consistent boss shock oops not as cool as Lutz I like that lurtz isn't even in the books and people like recognize him as one of the best villains in the series he doesn't even have a line aside from Salman but he's so cool I know he's cool is the absorb the show the only reason I know about is because people talking about it YouTube videos I was like oh that's his name what about golf mortgage that said in movies not that I remember I think you were the one that told me his name was gothmog a weird how that works like there's so much law by accident because they don't make those names up they have to go get them from you know sources whatever they get their names pull them out of the ground farmer named H an individual one at the christening and he has a graduation ceremony who will be alert you will be Franklin get a thousand online you Frank you are Franklin I mean how to imagine rhaggy I mean imagine how difficult it must have been for talking to create all this [ __ ] like how do you come up with the plains of Gorgoroth or the númenóreans Rohan Minas Tirith Mina's Morgul he at some point you just throw a bunch of layers together and over and over again like a jumble oh then you're like Tirith the song's dumb Minnis hop around Sina Samira's I could have been there we could have believed it Tina's meaty I mean we wouldn't know any different you know much I'm looking forward to homes deep right now and you know what I want a reference yeah man a lot of people tried comparing this siege in a battle of the bastards to the battle of the pelennor fields and it's like no no don't compare them I like bow the bastards but that fight is pretty dumb too yeah I like it too but God even if it was smart it doesn't beat pelinore fields nothing beats Pellinore fields I don't feel shale is huge I just love that shot where you see them like slowly coming over the rock since it was like oh god they're here Oh Spiegel was like they [ __ ] about quick take his wallet for a long time how would you know yeah it's been a while she watched her mother's to come to grief our girls like do you have to be observed of dude give me pause man and now here you are talking about dead people it's like I get it your sub died but I was like yesterday gotta get over oh this is the crappy porridge [ __ ] haven't people argued that this is like sexist or something what the woman come yeah the opposite it's like women shouldn't be in the kitchen apparently people argued that this is intensely sexist and it's like oh it's not all of it our dog what swallow spit don't know what do like what did she do if it tastes healthy I could just feel the nutrition side for another week or another way no I think he's gonna be [ __ ] for quite a while he's just like super honest he's like are you trying to kill me she says Juna dine to see like agreement women tongue and the and the woman who can't cook on your team now no he's gonna smoke himself into a stupor later you wash the taste that was my age again though like snatch it off it like it's my dick no Gandalf I need that big heavy [ __ ] I gotta forget that well like that Viggo Mortensen's aged about 600 years since this movie maybe was already getting up there for this movie right was he thinking his lake for years he's older now then he then Ian McKellen was when they started filming this man Wow hmm which is funny because he's aged a lot better than Ian McKellen but you compare him to this and he looks really really old what does she knew about his comment about what are your elf I see so you'd have to sit down to me like all right Aragorn what do you mean by elf eyes do you not like the size of my eyes she's like eh you jealous that elves on average at 10 IQ points higher than men it's kind of weird how the Borg's looked like a cross between like bears and clans in this but then any no lion bears yeah but in the hobbit or just straight up really big wolves you're right more like giant hyena there's oh man that was the guy like and I'll keep his down he just screams we're under attack and everyone technics what is it Sarah Gold he's like a dwarf lodge a suspiciously large amount of daughters no you fight as well as you cook yes we're physics no longer works you know yeah I would not want to be a horse in this scenario oh man that was so hit that wargs self-preservation instinct really did not take it oh [ __ ] a cliff though hurt if he was just on one of those toads like hey you guys dude [ __ ] you places to be and they've seen it from up on that hill everyone's like speeding off is like you know that's like [ __ ] two miles it slow the [ __ ] down yeah you still got a log aunts way to go of it I know I told baller this but rags did you know that there was actually like a deleted scene where they were supposed to be orcs down in the caves that shows a when battling them I didn't know there was a deleted scene for that this scene wasn't like put together or anything there's just a few shots showing like the beginning stages of it they didn't really do anything with it no didn't fine with that now would've been cool to see it would have been an sjw moment suspiciously too many women in these caves it's like I'm sorry how many were littering caves - of course they are yeah we had like a [ __ ] battle he's like all right to rub it in Jesus mmm-hmm like you know they were on like big [ __ ] hyena bears all right you wanna fight one yeah he said his stomach was bothering him right before the battle maybe that was it I don't they say it's explosive diarrhea yeah his ass just exploded in the middle of the battle and no easy luckily use on the enemy lines when this happened it took a few works done with and don't worry in the meantime let's weaponize your stew they feel like the swamp of this with it can you imagine if the Return of the King it just cuts to the outside if they watched it blow up and then fall down all the orcs were like what the hell where we do now is possible [ __ ] awesome yeah like that he's still holding his candle yeah they went out to aligned yeah greeba was apparently unaware of them Grimaud what did you expect was gonna happen when you told Saruman your plan to get in I wonder if they're blindfolded they can't be afraid of the Rohan soldiers and they can't see right now there's like one of the most common fears that humans have is based after the idea of they'll be able to see here yeah being afraid in the dark I guess he just kind of forgot that that horse is like looks like he's back on the menu oh he's awake now I mean a I was in mortal Injuns oh no man even look good dead I assume so it might be CGI but I mean fun right the fact that we can't do it again there's the Lord of the Rings and you're like he might have made that yeah I just like the idea that 12-second every time they were presented with two options of one of them took more like you know time and effort and talent Peter Jackson was just like that was night kind of makes sense that she like after she loses everything she just one ends up outside of Mordor some kind of calling about it being a woman she just knows to do without him man is that it wolf yes I'm just saying women are useless oh [ __ ] Saints man no one can kick mm-hmm only in your subjective objective opinion hey they can't be afraid wait yes fearless you just made hobbits fearless like I just pivoted if you take it off they still gained fearlessness from the experience thank you thank you thank you they're just passing around the little person it's like hot like fire bail with the [ __ ] why did you just pick up two random kids why'd you blow oh god ferret what are you midgets pick over that there's also a giant [ __ ] in this movie it's like how could you have said that light I cannot wait to have the evap like highlights where I take all of the best out of a moment so you just combined the ball in a row like when Patrick Williams said his [ __ ] but the [ __ ] milking thing that bit like there's just so many of the best moments all that is be people we've come in it's one of his companions I'd hoped you would tell me if something has happened to bother me we would have you tell us oh it's dead cells I was interesting dialogue I basically just said you got to tell me because I don't know that you like you're gonna tell me because I don't know okay there's also that line in Return of the King where Gandalf's like Doc Lord Sauron has yet to unveil his greatest weapon you met him before and it's like she and off might want to rephrase that yep if it's like so I have been before so he's been unveiled then he hasn't put on his cool bask like okay which by the way [ __ ] me is that a cool mask of witch-king oh yeah yeah I always felt most sympathetic for Boromir after these scenes as well because he's so loved and leader II and courageous then he enters the fellowship he's kind of the [ __ ] which from his perspective is probably like well I'm not supposed to be the [ __ ] plus he's also really nice to Faramir when Denethor isn't I [ __ ] hate that he's such a shitty person oh man when he said inspire me or all if I remember just being like yeah but you need to die horribly now and luckily he does die preferably by higher gravity and this scene is so good for Boromir but I can see why they cut it because it doesn't give anything going forward really yeah that's why people always say watch the extended mission just I don't like other extended editions like VVS extended edition adds nothing of value and makes the reverse these are really only cut because the movies are so long that they wouldn't work in theaters otherwise a chance of a fete amia captain of Gondor to show his quality I trust this mission on it your brother the one who will not fail me then he proceeds to fail you know he's deceptive are you a schooler what a fair B has boobs is it the third age what he fights to do is fair me his quality oh that's great that's a Kia I think he gives a buff to the whole team like it's like a defensive thing you made that up I thought this is just a weird outpost that we passed through damn little bit really brutal if they just peppered it with [ __ ] arrows here hmm how different was the story of Ben if he did die and fire BIA lets them go for it was like you wouldn't happen to know how to get into Bordeaux with you and like oh golems like AI but that usually tricks people what's going on here he's like what the [ __ ] is happening this guy like possessed you're really funny way for that to add wood a bit of slap he's like kind of baffles me when I went to go see endgame the like I wonder if the theater came in and he was like alright guys this is gonna be three hours and there's no breaks and it's like watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy extended its lazy well feel like do you know who I am like I run a podcast we do like eight hours by the way Aragorn is right next to him he's now going to buy horseback get to Helm's Deep possibly like a good half day before they do then you have Game of Thrones Season eight that has Eyre in the Hound in morning and then John's army marching in the afternoon daily night and yet I am there with them after them like I'm pretty sure John and everyone else was marching too so it's just like none of everything is wrong and you're late you think to yourself like I even get these things right like the really easy things and now we get to see how much they care about each other my arm hurts okay have you seen my arm dude it's starting to rot off she brings she brings over both soup oh he pours it on his wound and it started authorized they make 10,000 work I seem terrifying at this while do you remember 20,000 golden company at the front of the Kings glad to get yeah but it was like I don't even think it was that much and they all died immediate yeah what blast from fire they're all dead [ __ ] useless I really hate it when they just spout lofty numbers and then they don't commit to them I mean you Ron said I have a thousand eight ships in my fleet says it twice and she's like yeah the elf thing is the only thing out of all three of these don't like they first off weren't in the book they kill a character that didn't die in the book and on top of that they didn't add anything like they didn't do anything that they couldn't do themselves no they all die and they're all forgotten they also provided a lot of options it doesn't really change anything that won't happen if they didn't show up anyway and yeah I mean it's not really a problem existed kind of silly thing like why include them if they're not gonna do anything looking they're all gonna die and be forgotten the incident the battles done even that's just small thing in the longer I only just met these guys Danny were like friends you know but I've only known him for like a week or two have a beer with this guy he's like AE anyway that I never imagined when in one card games called solitaire you have to say oh wait Jeff just came over this new card game I gotta go I'll catch it was maybe should keep your voice down what do you mean we're gonna win right Erica boy are good yeah your King Theatre know when you're talking like this I'm pretty sure there's a there's a Super Cup but it's like a horror movie trailer or a look at the rigs like they had that's losing his mind goes inside this is a doggy Volks he's like oh maybe they added this because they had that part Allisyn saying are when are talking about all there's no help dude is it because they don't save enough of a purpose than the noise you will yeah nothing to do with why they hero how they're here there's enough room where you can be like okay maybe someone could have sent word either Gandalf or somebody else it's just that they don't add anything so it's like well why even keep them I know personally I'm okay with them old mostly dying to save helms deep the poorer I do actually grooves kind of a problem is I don't believe anyone ever mentions their sacrifice yeah they don't add anything meaningful to the battle and they are completely forgotten after it's done so it's like well if you took him out what would have changed I just you could see them going all the way back the trail that that director is like that's scarier where you can see ethically I don't know what they're doing behind the castle wall shouldn't they be outside in front of the trench with the trebuchet all of that the rain on the helmet sounds just so good yeah I'm sorry it kind of broke my mission like why are they all outside facing they back to the Urich I bent over well you know they do like to spoil their enemies so I describe it c4 would you like me to find you a box don't [ __ ] this up holdman nice shot though yeah hell of a shot Hey look it didn't puncture the armor he hit it in the neck the neck yeah yeah I guess that complaint out happens that they I don't know why you like what this just be constant oh yeah there wouldn't be volleys at this point it'd just be fast as you guys can shoot just keep going oh this is so cool fish shot right here it's awesome all the positions are photographer music is into all of the games were also [ __ ] on the beat I was sure that must have been a movie invention but that actually was in the books where they're keeping score of how many kills they have I don't know if you'll save climbing the ladder like look at this [ __ ] Jackson hate this guy dude tribute is the quintessential Longman bed yeah have you heard the criticism that they should have done this way earlier Hamm probably should have I'd happily assume that they were trying to get these explosives in safely from the back like they wouldn't only have a little one very valuable yeah that makes sense I would assume that they would have like the guy with this jump a little close and if he died they just know that's the thing I've never taken that drama seriously would they like damn if Legolas totally killed it was like it would make a difference someone else took it up when he got impaled on one of those pikes right up his crouch rigor mortis has set in he's not let go of my throat what if he didn't throw him far enough he just smashed it to the bridge it fell yeah like it's safe to assume those kinds of things take time for you or akai to set up the front line I really want to know how many died in this looks like he got 30 kills or at least give me a good set game away wins though by one a full of the competition ended with Legolas shootin the guy who's twitching a little bit yeah but then he like moved his axe and here's like he's pushing me I got my act there it's unconfirmed who really would I vote Gimli I vote Luba kill cow it is both the blood he wins for this movie he doesn't win for the next always freaks me out how close to uric I are in this shot yeah yeah right there like I love that pan would be pouring in there on the staircase the Aragona Legolas a heading towards the reason I don't mind the scouring of the shire not being in the third movie is because this [ __ ] like that with a merry and pippin and their development with the ents and then what happens with Sam and Frodo here because they still ultimately learn the same lessons that have the same develop just cut that scene for theatrical what was the lesson of the scouring of the Shia mostly like finding their freedom and sanctity of which I feel like they were able to perfectly convey with the changes that they made well allowing for ending that would fit cinema better I'd have more of a problem if they didn't learn the same [ __ ] but they still get the same thing out of without having done it I remember so making the argument that they think it was important to keep it because it was supposed to be automatically relevant the the hardships are not over just because they beat Sauron oh yeah I think they were able to explore that a bit with his PTSD hmm I understand why they made the change because to fit for a movie you can't make a movie the same way that you make a book especially one is filled with subtext as things the only problem with merry and pippin is like they do get the same thing out of it with the ends but it's unfortunately at the cost at the ends kind of looking like idiots you win some you lose some so they're not objectively perfect movies huh never said they were perfect said that they were absolutely flawless in every single way possible he said that yeah I pointed out flaws as we were watching it yeah suddenly a narrative I think he just agreed with ours so you could fit in with your friends there's like how much the he's the only good look again to the rest of them look like tizwoz [ __ ] mm-hmm but why don't I just use guns mm-hmm I always found that the fact that there's a way out of the caves was like they should totally have started taking that route even where the fight started but then you could just send someone in case they would the war yeah I can understand them not going at first Theater was like will definitely not lose helm Steve well once the wall explodes you should have been like maybe we should I could see it let's make a neat and orderly line towards the back of the caves but to try to be that guy to organize it's like everyone we're leaving we have signage and appropriate areas for your view it doesn't mean that we're losing this is just a precautionary measure its standard safety protocol it's a corporate thing it's out of my hands a part of it does make sense cuz they didn't is kind of shown to be pretty full of himself in this vision well like I said in defeatable or undefeatable yeah it would be on the fields this is second wind rich Evans is undefeatable yeah this is kind of a silly thing is that you got to be like where the horses come from well they kept the horses in the back also how simile gonna do in the old Fords that rule even wouldn't they because his dad was okay he's gonna blow the horn till he's dead dude it's working guys just as soon as we get to the end of this bridge though huh but consid here and I've always been sympathetic with Saruman here as if he didn't know much about the trees and he's just like beyond [ __ ] confused as to what's happening here okay when they come from why are they doing this what are they he wakes up one morning what's out his window he's [ __ ] the trees killing all my [ __ ] event like do you think he might have like opened his mouth closed it gone back inside and but what if the griemann been like okay what's happening you like slaps himself it's just the idea that you they were pulled to the second say we've lost our entire Robert he's just like oh no in the video game you get up to there and there's a tree trying to open the dam but Forks are firing arrows at him and he's going Baja and you have to kill the orcs to the let him open the dab it's just funny because of how quickly he does it in the movie I was just like what he didn't anyone's help Saruman sees that he's like you've gotta be [ __ ] kidding me just flies away already go like I already do different things somewhere else it always finds that funny it is it dude metalworking down there like Oh what what what the [ __ ] like it raining today oh [ __ ] it's lights hanok on everybody oh he's gonna be on that thing is so great every everyone's like old nan and scrambling yeah I was gonna say that looking really good I'm not even sure how much work was put into the little guys running away just we go look could you could you cut me out of this like ever without the scouring of the shire it is kind of weird to think that a lot of those hobbits have no idea or any that happened yeah reminds me the [ __ ] maesters in Game of Thrones well it does kind of go along with the ideas like they come back everything's normal and they are interchanged yeah goes along with the world-building like most people don't even know that hop yeah the in Stowe need to know about how that's they've been around for Paulo a ger billion years random review the the do expect by some guy like you know professional review of pisses as its b-movie bad intimately hilarious if only someone had told the filmmakers Green was like I just love the idea that sour about has continuously been moving from one side of his little balcony to the other just looking shocked like I would not want to eat anything floating in that water yeah that's like dog piss water he grabs a chicken it's like oh I get that you like to eat but Jesus Christ who wait I'm surprised this looks this way considering orcs had control over this area maybe it was a sermons private stash so his alchemy stockpile if you give me in fairness he did have those human people with him I spill some dank weed in there but I can smell my brother looking closer okay what I've been kind of weird slash neat if Fermi was like this is the most important mission that is happening right now I'll go with you would be kind of cool if he and Sam assaulted Kira thong together if he had stabbed assaulted Golub together fire because this had to be gulps baths abs beats oh how come you always wake up how come every time I wake up you're crying Gollum they just did like glared if he's like no reason god this is really different with two little hobbits theaters like watch mm-hmm like metaphorically right he's probably already God you [ __ ] characters Samwise the brave I want to hear more about Sam I'm the brave strongly beat Smeagol so gay just admit it already call me family at the brave some more [Music] I'm surely filmed this Peter was like Oh suspiciously good at this everyone gives Heath Ledger the credit for playing the insane person but Andy Serkis did it way before he did last won't end deunan

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Length: 58min 43sec (3523 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 21 2020