EASY Pinewood Derby Car WINS using Science!!!
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Channel: Mark Rober
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Length: 15min 59sec (959 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 16 2014
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Nah, I'll let my kid research and design his own car, so he can learn something instead of me doing it for him...
Dammit, stop promoting this video or everyone will be doing it.
(This stuff worked great for
my carmy kids' cars just last week...)I remember having a ridiculously fast car one year. It was so fast that I was suspected of having cheated (using graphite or something as a wheel lubricant I think, which wasn't allowed at the time although I've heard that it is now).
Of course I hadn't cheated and I remember it being very stressful being accused of cheating. I was an 'always follow the rules' kind of kid so it was weird to feel peoples distrust of me.
I remember the first time I raced the car with the other kids, it wasn't a tournament or real race it was more just everyone testing their cars one night. If I remember correctly I had been away for some time after having had some surgery on my teeth or something so I had worked on my car at home by myself. (probably contributed to the cheating suspicions) I was pretty proud bright red car with snazzy lightning bolt on the hood.
So I was winning every single race by a reasonable margin and getting excited about it and at one point kind of got scorned for being so excited. Probably a prelude to the cheating accusations.
Anyway, I fucked it all up for myself when we held the actual tournament races to decide who would go to the bigger regional event. I won my first few races easily and then while mingling with some other kids, i dropped my fucking car and cracked one of the wheels or something which put a huge dent in my speed. Ended up getting 2nd place. Still went to the regional thing after having someone replace or repair the wheel, but my speed was never the same.
Time travel can't be invented soon enough.
When I was in Cub Scouts I had (what I thought to be) the greatest idea ever for my pinewood derby car. The year prior I had noticed that the mechanism to hold the cars in place before the race was just a stick that they rested against and they just flipped them all down to start the race.
So I came up with the idea to design my car to exploit this mechanism. I cut the body of the car so that it was basically in a "U" shape, with the opening of the U being at the front of the car. This way my car got almost a full car's length head start on the other guys. Of course I got it up to weight and put graphite on the wheels and all that jazz, plus a sleek paint job.
Well the day of the race comes and I put my car up there, all excited to see my genius in action. Then the fuckhead judge tells me that it's not allowed and they made me put duct tape over the slot so it started with the other cars.
So, being a little kid, I started to cry as I watched my car finish 3rd in the flight and of course didn't place overall. I probably wouldn't have anyway but I'm still bitter about it 20 years later.
When I was a cub scout, the race was (unbeknownst to me) all about making the slowest car. At least for the Webelos it was.
I didn't have any help with my car at all, and my father didn't fish so I didn't have any weights to put on the car. I basically had a doorstop with wheels nailed on it, painted green with a yellow racing stripe and numbers.
When I left the house and said "I'm not coming home without a trophy!" I had no idea what I was talking about.
At the race, I watched my car come in last race after race, usually not even crossing the finish line. All the while all these older kids were getting more and more pissed off at me and eyeing me in this really sinister way.
By about the 5th race, I was really confused. I thought there were only three races per car, and I hadn't won any of them, but for some reason they kept on racing me. And they cars they were racing me against were the blockiest, slowest cars there.
Anyway, I did go home with a trophy that night for Slowest Car, and it's still one of my proudest possessions, because I won it all on my own.
The next year I quit because the whole reason I joined was so I could go camping and we never went camping. Fuck that noise.
My dad knew how to do this and I won the trophy.
Sadly, when my oldest son was up and we helped him with it, they wouldn't let him race. The troop leadership saw the car and came up with a BS reason about him violating the rules. They would not even let him put his car on the track. I had to walk an 8 year old boy out of there while he was fighting back tears.
Their gripe? He used graphite on the wheels. We polished the axles before bending them and finished them with jewlers rouge. After it was together, we applied graphite. They were harrumphing about the car saying it sure wasn't going to win the design award (it was a very thin wedge). They DQ'ed him when he took it outside to touch up the graphite.
No one there could show us in the rules where is said no graphite, in fact, the build sheet they handed out suggested it.
I was going to appeal, but my son said he was done with them, and I had a hard time disagreeing. It hurt a lot, because scouts were a huge part of my childhood. Seeing what they had become (at least around here) was really disappointing.
Cole Trickle brought me home the first place trophy. Richard Petty shamed my good name the following year with a third place showing.
I would have loved this when I was in cub scouts :(
Don't make a derby car for your kid. Let them do the best the kid can. It's not a contest for Dads (unless there's a parents' class--in which case, go forth and dominate, which I did at the last derby I was in.)
Help him with the dangerous tools, help him understand the physics, help give him challenges to keep him engaged and improving. Don't to it for him.
Every man should know how to equip their boy to be a man... that includes failing, if his effort isn't good enough.