Dunkey Streams the Tekken 7 Presidential Election ft. Sterling

stream activate twitch activate is it on yeah it activates when you say that right twitch online it's not on land on my phone oh there it goes i gotta turn this music off i can't believe they didn't give the old tekken music for the pc one what they doing little console or whatever yeah how do you do that is it an options or something oh wait you said it just lets you customize like every single stage what song you want doesn't let you do that on the computer oh yeah oh thanks why are you thanks for the bones thanks for the three bones why are you thinking for the three bone yes all right i got my dad punk rolling i'm ready to beat you oh yeah all right i see the chat but i see it like in a tiniest thing ever on your phone yeah it's only on the bottom yeah how do you get it good man it's so tiny look how little it is honey oh yeah you oh go to settings go to go to the options settings and go to chat only but it helps a little bit it doesn't fix it all wow 35 years settings yeah the little gear on the top right of your phone is it in the twitch app yeah oh yes you don't have the app no that's what i have that's a snitch it twitches for snitches don't be a rat all right today sterling's been talking all [ __ ] about how he's the greatest chicken player which i am oh yeah he's been saying that he can never lose oh you're gonna get whooped twitch amp watch fortnite oh yeah all right i give up on that yeah i'll just put it in a little tiny thing you won't be able to see anything i'll just see like four messages i see what they're saying they're like sterling about to get dunked down that's true no i'm saying that that's a good point [ __ ] donkey turned this off i gotta do my homework i'll teach you guys oh sternly about to get dunk done god damn no one's saying that styling but to get dunked down i'm about to go big mo downstairs it's not funny like in the games no all right let's just play watch this watch this new combo right now oh my god that's it oh yeah look at this combo the biggest trick i learned is that my stomp does half your health if i get it off this [ __ ] off he should have did it right there oh yeah for the three bones oh yeah oh no yeah oh we dropped it oh oh no oh yeah oh no i like moved a little or something oh oh yeah thank you wario here we go here we go this is it this is it come back this thing is like insanely good i found out oh yeah it looks like the same move that's it no i win stupid stupid cheaters move i should win this should be a win for me i win this actually you guys don't even get the context of this sterling only plays king forever so if i lose really shame on sterling not me that's not how this works and he actually sucks not my fault he does not suck he's pretty good oh i might fall if i lose he sucks he sucks i told you i told you man he's broken he's he's too old i don't want to embarrass you in front of your stream but i'm not going to lose a single match he's too old and slow and the older chickens he was better he was younger ah what a win the first of many yep chad is saying cheddar sand uh paid off paid off money now they're calling me they're calling me sterling majin they're saying the fight was rigged i'm going to evo you're stuck here in locals yep people are saying it was rigged yeah they're saying i'm in big mode sorry man dang that is true look how many wins he is i'm king a hundred and seventy four you have forty five wow i only have forty five watch now i bring it back to that's it boom that's it oh that's it it's a turkey that's it it's attacking that's it that's a check that is attacking round three god it does so much watch this oh oh lag there that my fall oh that's a ticking fight look at this oh my goodness that me is insane oh no no that's really a shame to win like that round five that's what you do no i would never do that you do that 24 7. i've never abused that mechanic now i win this i win this i win this actually oh oh my god you're a cheater oh my god uh-uh i do that to you why'd i do that oh my god i mastered this character my guy's a mask he can't see doesn't count he actually can't see his [ __ ] old man yeah well my god did you ever play tekken 5 sterling no that game has the shittiest boss fight ever in a video game why didn't tekken get really weird with their bosses later on like there's like an ogre or whatever yeah that's tekken 3. oh that's three so that's way early in there oh good he was not very hard though for tekken five they get they put in he hachi's dead he's just a big demon and he's unbeatable that sounds better than this game who was the boss this game akuma this one is just some uh some lady it's like jen's mom or something oh yeah i know yeah i remember i saw a video on the lore that's how you do it people are saying i was rigged rigged round put me down oh [ __ ] oh people are saying the fix is in the fixes yeah fight if the fix is in doesn't mean that i paid you off to lose oh my god you're getting worked you're getting work you're getting worse i come back from this i paid you i paid you like five dollars too i didn't pay you anything maybe coupons of mcdonald's that's good money hey wario thanks for the three bones whoa i got out of it that's not how that works oh you [ __ ] no you're done that's stupid i lived through this actually i actually went after this all right jason well here's your mcdonald's coupons thanks for the win yeah i'm the real winner when i'll be eating my mcriddle did you try that mcchicken mcgriddle i think i talked about it before it's so good yes chicken and waffles i don't know i don't really like good chicken from mcdonald's you don't like the chicken nuggets there's only two things there of chicken the chicken nuggets aren't even chicken are they sorta they don't taste like chicken it's like its own like like me it's like mcdonald's chicken yeah that's good it's really like super fatty or something it's hard to describe what it is the chemicals in there man i'm a big fan of them do they they don't use that same chicken for the sanders dude i know it's processed still but the chicken is like it's the best fast food sandwich oh that's pretty crazy even better than chick-fil-a oh all right that's it round two i'm gonna take a round fight enough is enough impossible oh my god oh my god oh that's it that's it it's over nope i kill him i kill him i got you you're dead no no no i'm not dead i'm not dead you're actually our daddy i actually win this you're actually getting woke up this busted this something's broken with tekken right now oh i just yeah i just see a update tekken is broken right now oh my god i hate that is it broken i think it's busted right now i'm gonna do it again there's something you can do oh my god oh yeah what is that like uh five to one now no no i think you only won once well okay well the game will tell us you know at the bottom left you know or bottom right you know so we'll guess we'll see you know no sterling is not the master i am the master the best king player in the world look sterling doesn't even sterling's rage usage is a plus that's it oh well that doesn't even know i don't that's what you do oh no oh why'd i do that rage usage what am i you i just you move yeah frank all right no one's liking your little jokes i'm gonna oh my god come hit me come hit me oh no that's not a hit oh that's a hit round three fight what whoa make it too easy and that's how you win attacking and that's how you'll be standing and taking the modem rocky punch him in the eye of the tiger thank you robert thank you for the good advice what are you gonna do nothing that's what you're gonna do [ __ ] thing round five fight oh that's yep that's a cheat all right relax what i'm gonna win this round why is this cape red cheating cheating why is it cheating i actually won this round turn down a game shark see oh he's red yeah jason your wendy's coupons are in the mail they don't even have one despite me oops oh no what am i just starting out and taking i think i will fall for that oh get out of here fight go get yourself a roast beef sandwich from arby's free of charge oh get red no no i win this that's it that's it nope i win this i'm the better player i win all right what's the score 2-2 i think i think it's like 8-1 i got two starlings got two ah it's that easy man donkey six so that's not madness i read that you're wrong kim i'm just i'm reading from the chat yeah that's 2-1 dark you're up dang i'm doing better than i thought see what's problem is your punishment proficiency is on the a meanwhile my aggressiveness is s yeah but i mean wouldn't those counteract each other no no i'm too aggressive for the tv register yeah but my punishment's really good so that's why i'm winning yeah but my punches are really like a plus no no oh no i don't think that's as good as you think it is it's good that uppercut yeah the uppercut is now the good part oh i win it's over come back time sterling's time is done all the sterling fans in here sorry that time was over that was the older times now it's my time oh all the sterling fans are leaving the chat they're all leaving uh they're staying i stay all right that's a shame it's a shame let's win this round this round i'm gonna perfect this round just to show my fans i'm still in business it's the end of an era oh what the [ __ ] no oh the sterling generation i thought you said it was two to one you're up it's a pretty that's a pretty short generation yeah even though i was doing better it was called the sterling generation who knows why that's it i won oh look look at you're finally doing it now a very skilled move bam what the [ __ ] i'm alive what is this stoop this game is done the end of a generation the end of the sterling era the sterling saga they call it oh that's it that's it it's done it's done i got him downloaded oh look at this he doesn't know i stand stand this turn look at that this statue broke and everything that was a statue of sterling it just shattered into a million pieces that buttons on my controller the chat is going crazy they're going oh my god oh my god okay you're running what i didn't do that uh oh they're saying oh my god rage quit oh my god i've been taking it easy on now i'm picking my real stuff they're saying wow rage quit i'm picking my real guy at him now you gotta get a custom border sterling i don't need one you just got the default still how are you going to win now all right now we're playing oh why did i keep doing that all right no more of that you're gonna rage oh what that's it oh no why does it do no damage i don't know how to what to go into that with did the irish they hit the frog it hit the frog your frog is you the frog is just mind controlling them how do i missed it oh i win that wasn't cool fight oh i keep messing it up you make it too obvious oh [ __ ] there we go oh no put me down oh kick him in the foot oh round five this is a close one no [ __ ] i hate that oh no why do i keep going in on that yes why why oh oh yeah it's over look at this it's over come over here [ __ ] stupid move i hate that oh what what i was so far i was so far away from that oh take it easy it's over block that block that you [ __ ] come on how does he not get that sterling's using cheaters techniques i think you lost oh if this was ticking through you'd be winning jason the tech the check's in the mail okay i'm rage quit i'm out yeah when they bring in minecraft steve on this game then we'll see who's winning so what till they bring in crash bandicoot oh they're saying sterling is scripting oh that's fine it's always something right it just can't be i'm just i'm just whipping you it went from game shark to scripting it went from it went from hacking to lag lag spike or what's it called back in the day host advantage host advantage uh what the people used to do back in the oncologist standby standby mode standby mode airplane mode then then it went to like you throwing the match yeah we still haven't had a just a fair match yet oh this is it though this is the fair match this is a fair match let it be known okay this is a fair match this is the first fair match okay let it be known whoever wins this is the tekken champ round two fight that should have stopped that it's over it's over now that the airplane mode is off i'm just giving a little bit of a lead fight stop stop kicking don't kick oh oh that's it that's it no no no i win this i win this oh okay three i'll come back four i'll come back here we go well i think it's i think it's all over for the sterling era people people were saying it was coming back but now they're all leaving when is pablo from backyard organs being added to tekken oh that's a good question yes when is pablo from backyard baseball being added and attacking now go back to main menu that's too mainstream to get added to take him the next character to get added will be like one of the bad guys from breaking bad one of those guys no i won't be ghosted be something really it'll be gus he just throws buckets of chicken around no that would be too obvious for them to go with gus well they can't go for like one of the neo-nazis yeah it'll be one of them it'll be like one of the background nazis won't even be the main one it'll be the guy that [ __ ] walt works for at the gas station it's gonna be skylar they should add in the kangaroo where's the kangaroo it no one cares about the stupid kangaroo that's one of the greatest characters your favorite character has been gone yeah bring back god i was playing gone he's insane he has the craziest moves i've ever seen because he's a joke character he's awesome though he's like farts on the guy and he can like spin around like 800 times in a second i wonder if i can't has tekken oh what am i a fool what am i foolish to fall for that oh my god look at this win streak i'm on fight one insane this is an insane streak what how did that happen was that auto correct [ __ ] [ __ ] thing oh that's i'm winning for that that was stupid what what on earth i win this what sorry i sneezed okay i know to punch that oh fight yeah it is probably good to unbind that eventually you can get like a weird input in on that same button oh okay i'm done it's over standard the sterling here oh my god look at that win streak two wins in a row i've never seen it before in tekken yeah the first time happened to you that's the first time in tekken it's like an achievement on steam and no one has it zero percent wow you can just tell wow you can tell sterling what is this copyright you can tell sterling just started what did i just start oh yeah thank you mommy lau sterling's career is over all right i'm gonna go oh treats cool thank you for the three balls that's what you say right stern yeah thanks for the three bones he tackles our food thank you for the three bones sterling is a fraud i guess haha sterling is a okay all right let's get this will be my game i don't know it's it's the me every now and then i think it's that costume it's really distracting it's the froggy era oh my god it's a oh my god look at that oh that's truly the froggy era round two oh yeah oh yeah oh my god oops oh yep something yeah something's messing up with tech and i just got a message the servers went down for a second and now they're back they're back up why do the stomp you stupid old hihachi you freaking dummy stomp them what it really did disconnect what happened you actually just did that are you kidding me i didn't do anything jason you are actually trolling right now i guess we'll never know who won leah just hit the lag switch you're actually getting away i'm just looking at a heihachi face you i won that round you're kidding me i guess we'll never know it's one of the great chicken mysteries i'll never know who's gonna win that one you bugged the whole lobby i can't even leave the lobby now what does that have why did it just do that oh i gotta restart my game you're actually a troll good job ah that counts as my one right oh yeah yeah that's just a it's a draw nah that's my win could have went it could have went either way so i'm still on a two-win streak actually people are saying i can't remember the last time sterling won a match just look back to five minutes ago it's been a while it's been like since the old and i think like tekken 4 he was winning matches but it's been a while since tekken 4 came out yeah mellow thief sterling actually did win back in tekken 4 he was winning but i haven't won a single game since then he used to play yoshimitsu back then all right let's do it welcome to the king of iron fist tournament seven eihachi mishima let's go here all right i'm winning this one one more trick sterling well i'm dressed for business oh business man me too let's work out a deal all right let me win this match i'll let you win next match do you like so well that easy you're not honoring the deal look i have two wins too unfair tekken speaks tekken says i still got a two win streak soon to be three oh the crowd goes wild the crowd is going crazy oh my god the chat is going crazy they're saying crazy stuff oh what oh my god it's all over no no no that would never work on me it's a three-win streak you guys fight no put me down no no no oh i hate this fight get up six oh i'm coming back this is it this is the three win streak the first time in tekken three wins in a row it's unprecedented in tekken all right all right that's enough that's enough oh oh my god it's going to go oh my god it's over it's over it's over it's over the three-win streak the biggest win streak ever in tekken oh the chat is going crazy they're saying all crazy stuff i'm gonna unbind this as soon as i get out of this oh yeah they're saying sweaty business man why they say crazy stuff they're saying crazy stuff in there all right place your bets guys are we really going to see a four win streak on a character i've never played meanwhile sterling is playing for like a month sterling has played this character over its three million matches meanwhile i've never even played tick sterling is a tournament player from tekken one days this is the first game i've played period what stop that what are you doing oh round two oh my god um sterling i just i don't know i think we're finally gonna see a 10 win streak what how did you do that i win i win round four fight wow what what is that don't cheat don't she oh kick him in the chest oh [ __ ] no get up get up no no no round six fight oh yeah oh what oh what the [ __ ] sterling's out here watching the videos watching the tournament he's doing tournament tricks now what don't do it i win this oh i brought it back no it's damn that's the end of the sterling air no no i know ah it's always the most important time to keep pressing it how can i say four win streaks it's unprecedented in tekken i'm going for seven wins in honor of tekken 7 you guys if i if i click rage art again i'm gonna bite off my finger man it's been years it's been years since we've seen a sterling win people forget he's one of the top players all right no more wins it's time for me to win it's because your picture is weird what the [ __ ] is that picture don't ask questions man what's your no comment look man i'm serious look at the suit business round one all right i'll make you a deal stopped it fight put me down oh my god three fight oh that was cool i didn't do my good moves no okay all right yeah kick kill i'm out of here oh that's how i get out of that stupid move i do this oh this is a new era now that i remember this move no what are you running to what oh that's it what round i'm out of here what finally seeing it the seven win streak one win for each tekken game my error might be over but i will regain my power people are losing their minds into twitch too hold on all right i'll take off the blindfold now oh my god sterling not talking anymore hello sterling used to be talking all that [ __ ] back on the day people aren't losing it people are like hello hey you muted me and you said you said i was mad on stream what was with that round one when you said that you like [ __ ] voiced it like a crazy robot noise we have a robot oh my god oh my god it's gonna connect stop it stopped it hey round three fight oh what that keeps going yeah i don't know what that was about oh it's so rich that's we're doing the seven wins for tekken tekken and oh what the [ __ ] yeah round four why do a bunch of space invaders pop out when that hits i don't know wait a minute sterling's trying to ruin the streak it just occurred to me that he's trying to ruin my seven my seven win streak oh my god no no no no no no no no no what i broke that you're so what oh my god why what no this is stupid stupid game bad game i'm back well dude so much for taking seven no my era is not over no sterling air is not at back no he just lost you just lost no sterling air that was just a fluke it was just a fluke match how is it a fluke that's not that's not how history works a second wwf when undertaker loses a match on accident they gotta make him lose one and then he wins like another 30 in a row it's just a storyline you guys fight me and sterling sets it up as a storyline so this is rigged yeah it's all staged right now we're just doing a storyline where it looks like sterling is gonna come back but then he actually loses and starts playing soul calibur instead no no no i live i live through this what you're not living through that round two fights yeah this is all part of the storyline guys don't worry oh no i lost oh man it looks like sterling's finally unbeatable i guess i'll have to train hard to win oh that's hello round four fight it's my [ __ ] move hold up no no no no no i hate that oh that's it oh the horse's left session is now closed returning online it's you i didn't do anything i'm doing it why do you keep doing what i win i guess we'll never i guess i'll never know who won that oh you are such a cheater could have went either way after the i don't thing i just think like tekken was like no this this has to be some kind of glitch sterling one i don't know turn it off they won't even let me go into online yeah yeah that's all you i'm hosting this now i don't know you guys i think like checking like broke when sterling no more no more of this script detected why did it kick you out of the game and i'm able to go through it radical potato thank you for the 500 bones did you send me an invite yes did i get it oh i don't i'm coming in no quitting this time people are saying sterling used a military grade hack tournament seven all right for that for those hacks i'm busting out an old character from old times you played the bear i'm gonna whoop you anyways get ready for the next battle oh you're gonna pull up peter pan probably hey kevo man thank you for the bones oh you don't like this character i hate you that's the character i hate you playing the most i hate that guy so much that's cause this is a good character he's so annoying i like how if i played like 300 matches of hihachi i would be good enough as i was like the first match playing this game broken right got you what a sliver of help that's stupid that's stupid yep sterling is using different hacks and it brought it's gonna bring down twitch you might bring down twitch every two seconds yeah wow cheetah man you're a cheetah what on earth what's my good move that one that's my good move you're grabbing a lot more oh oh it's only three rounds again oh that's the default that's tournament rules no oh what are the good moves on this guy again i haven't played him for so long oh i didn't see that break before oh that one here we go here we go no i win no way that's yours that's a loser you're such a loser yeah strong don't disconnect the game this time you've disconnected the game last time two times now that should have been my win and so now attacking as stupid as it is the win streak continues that doesn't make any sense and that's not how this works we're doing seven wins for tekken seven and niner taking a seven there's more than seven seconds we're doing seven wins for each tekken what about getting ready for the next battle i'm not going to get seven that's what i'm gonna say you're right it is wwe you had leah flip the switch turn off the connection she's like vince mcmahon back there and i'm like steve stonecold chad is saying it's like sterling doesn't even want to win can't wait for sterling to win his first match it'll be a big moment for him as a player oh yeah oh now i can't lose with that move six wins i'm at six wins how did that happen seven seven wins for tekken 7 how did i get back to six oh my god we're finally getting this seven win streak for tekken oh you [ __ ] no that's stupid he can't lift that guy up he's too big i'm very strong round three fight oh my god i got it [ __ ] oh i can't lose this this is for tekken 7 the win streak sterling think of the streak people is that a real streak people will be so sad if it breaks think about how sad they'll be that's all they want to see is to get seven wins for tekken 7 how can you take that from now in covid times fight you guys we're gonna win we're gonna freaking win it and get the seven wins and i get a [ __ ] convertible you win a teehachi's car this is it this is it seven wins seven wins in a row the chat is going crazy the chat is going crazy oh my god seven wins tekken 7. wait we gotta get eight wins cause there was tekken tag tournament i can't believe i hit seven wins in a row that's just she didn't hit seven in a row it's crazy to win like that many in a row you didn't win that money it's like mike tyson days yeah you bit my ear off and mess up my connection before he did this you're a cheater you're a cheater just like before he started doing that stuff how you gonna beat this move oh [ __ ] i hate it i live i do it i don't think so i think you have like a sliver no you're dead and we got the seven wins i get the convertible got it fair and square no cheats or anything fight damn it oh no oh no holy [ __ ] round fight sterling if you win this people are going to be so sad that tekken tag was not a part of the winning streak that's the one with the best music and now that'll be un included let's get one thing clear jason this is my game i'm just letting you win could we see eight win streak you're not gonna see [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm still alive i'm still alive no no i'm disconnected don't disconnect it disconnect don't disconnect disconnect it's over your rain's over never counted in the first place because you're cheating oh tekken 8 wasn't one of the mainland games oh people are losing their minds people are saying cheats the fixes and people are saying the fix is in they're taking down they're trying to they're flipping over twitch like when they flip over cars they're flipping over different twitch streams even though it's they're going into other streams and saying this the fixes in twitch is investigating how does the match up win rate personal 100 for both of us i don't know i think the fix and this is your fault i win win streak one it's pretty good for each tekken 7 [ __ ] this i'm watching the show on the tv the revolution will not be televised i'm decimating you lisa said why are you wearing high heels because they're fashionable he always wears those he likes to wear them in real life too but to be taller i'm from robert daddy junior it's trapper tony shoot you do that yeah he wears the platform shoes jason when i tell you that quick huh yeah this is people are losing it in the chat yeah let them lose it the new king's here toxic and cheating sterling cheating i'm a winner people try to look up if there's like sterling if there's like a thing about sterling cheating if there's like a news article out there look up robert downey jr's platform shoes you'll see that he's actually really short why didn't they just use the suit that's why i wonder the host has left a connect a communication error wow no no no no interesting interesting did it right after it's done to try to notice how the both characters disappeared because of that's how sterling hacked the game just set it up you're full of it very interesting you are full of it all right i invited you back although people people are saying sterling is using oh sterling is using performance enhancing drugs not using any pd's guys you kidding me what drive i can't take steroids with a controller isn't it where like people take adderall for sport or for esports or whatever what that's what they do that's the ped did they do it for esports yeah i remember it they're taking steroids and real sports and they're taking adderall and esports leah says you're smelling smelling salts to win that's not a drug smelling salts are not a drug just because i use smelling salt when i played football doesn't mean i was taking peds he's using salts no wonder i'm losing i'm not using any salt smelling salts you can smell what move i'm doing next finally kuma oh now you make me break out my true guy ah all right now with kuma i'm going for the 100 win streak who doesn't love the bear guy can do that coleman has so much stuff oh he can just punch that he doesn't care he's a bear he's the greatest character oh my god we're going i'm breaking stop breaking the floor oh oh no here i come here i come [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that was sick kumba get up fight nervous jason no i i would be a little nervous i don't got any smelling salt i just took some right now i smelt them not cocaine no one made cocaine jokes i'm gonna nip that in the bud right now it's so stupid it's over you face the music sterling meanwhile i'm smelling bacon over here smell good like big oh the sterling fans are the sterling fans are leaving sterling fans give me your energy they're [ __ ] ripping off the ethernet cord they're ripping out their ethernet cords that's what leah does she's a cheater they're picking up their keyboards and they're slamming them on the desk oh they're pouring the salt they're pulling the salt on them they're putting doritos that's a classic classic twitch joke of putting doritos huh you wouldn't get it stern i i guess i don't you don't get twitch like me stop breaking the floor so much we're coming to the mic supposed to be my stage where i can break the floors we're going straight to the basement oh if you break the basement no you can't pick that up yes i can [ __ ] [ __ ] kill kill what that works oh i'm good i'm good when you're good you're good you are so lucky oh man yeah that's that's a really advanced technique i just did that's not how that works at all fight you gotta study your frames i don't want to go down here why is tekken 7 so dark it's like the darkest game ever every stage is like super dark you win i do like how they have different lighting though it's not a bad thing it's just annoying sometimes well some this one is fine but some of them are like super dark for the next tekken fancier graphics come on tekken back i'm like ps2 tekken had the fanciest graphics ever for the doritos that's your classic food you're always talking about doritos nacho cheese is good that's one that's like the one the only good flavors i don't like what the [ __ ] cool ranch is better oh oh my god babe sterling saying stuff he's saying he only likes the red dorito he hates the blue doritos all right everybody who likes red doritos is on sterling's team okay you're just using that as a tactic to make me lose you actually like blue doritos no i hate them oh he's trying to throw me off yep i hated them ever since i was a kid oh yeah yeah everybody who's on sterling's team loves red doritos i'm on the blue dorito team yeah and that's what i thought that's what i thought doritos were better they're just gonna say that everyone needs to not lie and just follow what the heart says the real dorito is well whatever whatever whoever wins that's the better dorito that's the agreement and you can you can only eat that flavor from nowhere oh yeah what that was weird cool ranch is gross nacho cheese is the best no cool ranch just to miss the better flavor don't worry guys i'll take sterling out for this thing's trying to troll us villain storyline dorito filming storyline oh what the [ __ ] we're good i told you we're good we're kicking it you [ __ ] no [ __ ] right now yes you can [ __ ] red doritos nacho cheese wins again listen blue dorito team stay intact don't don't stop buying blue doritos quite yet nacho cheese uh we're good to go here i'm fighting for you guys now not just for myself thank you for your energy come on blue dorito team what is the purple dorito i don't even know what the purple doritos are that's just crazy someone said in chat purple doritos are the best what is the purple doritos blue dorito team everybody post a dorito in the chat to give me what is it doritos nacho cheese all doesn't give me power so i don't want to hear it post a dorito to lend me your strength together we can defeat sterling what was that grab sterling says they should ban doritos is that who you weren't president sterling says no more doritos for anybody either flavor is that who you want running things oh kill that's a kill that's a big kill is that kill oh it does that's for blue ranch doritos blue cheese what was that move that's my beer hat that sucks don't worry dorito fans fight with sterling president he said all you can eat is carrots no doritos you're gonna vote for sterling why did you make this into an election it's political now blue dorito team we win kick me out okay in honor of blue doritos winning doritos is doing a special promotion everybody out there can go and grab a free bag of blue doritos it's on the house right red dorito lovers start looting the red doritos if you see a bag of red ones pick them up and stomp on them fight the establishment red doritos purple what is purple lime lime what the [ __ ] i don't know what it what will purple be what there's no purple vegetable whoever likes [ __ ] purple doritos is the guy who would be playing like spicy sweet chili okay nevermind that sounds pretty good actually it's like when they have purple mountain dudes oh do they really have that they have every moon i know i know they have like code red and blue voltage or whatever it's called they got like purple onion that sounds good purple onion i'll use it as a base for like a soup stock or something i'm gonna pull my mountain dew into this do it again see what happens yeah that's for doritos okay you roll out so i can't really do that round three fight sterling hates funyuns i love funyuns what are you talking about you know that's my favorite chip jason you know that's like my favorite chip now you're making me think about it sterling says funyuns should be banned who are you going to vote for me you said you hated funyuns leah hates fun no no it's not true it's not true you're a fraud you said you hated funyuns sterling and leah says and leah said that she hates the smell of them chad what's your f what's your favorite funk chip what's your favorite snack your favorite snack jason secretly hates it just so you know he's told me all the snacks that he loves and hates they love he hates pizza they love pizza would you believe this sterling just told me before this stream started jerky jason pours it down the sink he doesn't carry just throws them around sterling said you know what i just got done eating a big pizza i hate this [ __ ] okay tastes like [ __ ] [ __ ] you're the one that eats the you're the one that eats the weird pizzas i don't want to hear it what mac and cheese pizza sorry sorry for liking pizza you had like a hamburger weird pizza or pickled pizza yeah you said yes sorry for eating pickled pizza disgusting i don't think i ever had a pickled pizza you you said you you have that local joint that's like really weird pizza oh maybe they had a cheeseburger pizza i don't know i don't know no it's almost broccoli that's what it was oh broccoli that with us everybody has a broccoli pizza everybody loves that what's wrong with broccoli broccoli on pizza now what it says broccoli and cheese that's a classic combo it's a soup and not a pizza listen it works broccoli works on a lot of stuff chad don't vote for sterling he's just trying to trick you sterling doesn't want you guys to eat vegetables he says here corporations only put on the corporate corporation brand cheese on the pizza he doesn't want broccoli from the farm sterling's trying to shut down farmers you're actually running this like a campaign now charlie says no farmers i don't want you blue doritos ko round four fight can you guys believe this sterling says no he's trying to make uh jason wants to make snack foods really uh expensive of a candy tax he calls it but then he just takes that tax and he just buys funko pops that's what he does i know it there's leaked documents that said it don't vote for jason no no no no no the leaks weren't greatly exaggerated not even good funko pops is all just funko pops from like family guy so it's like 80 billion peter griffin funko pops and he's just buying all of them no the leaks are exaggerating he's buying he's buying all of them so no no i get all the different no i get all the different characters from family guys making he's making he's making the family guy peter funko pop really expensive so he can sell it when he's gone no i have joe i have joe too i have brian and joe the washington post reported that and now now i'm singing out loud i got quagmire fight everyone's okay with it all right oh i tried can you guess i'm not anti-funyan i'm not anti-funyun let's get let's get the let's get everything in order sterling is anti-funyun nature anti-dorito anti-pizza he says we should have a candy tax can you believe that so you can buy funko pops a family guy that was you then he has the nerve to be uh anti-taco not taco he says taco bell we're shutting it down he wants to replace every taco bell with a fight health food store so you went back to anti-corporation to corporation at instant no taco bell's not a corporation that's a mom come back not happening round four fight oh hey hey no kill kill you stupid game i sterling what happens when jeff bezos doesn't return the call oh yep yep yep yeah fixes him to fix it don't mail in your tekken votes wow i just got an email from sterling thinking of proposing a tax that disallows people from buying cheeseburgers hope you don't like cheeseburgers chicken that's true and i'm let's just grab the potato i grab the podium because i i want to encourage people to buy cheeseburger deluxes and the crowd starts cheering huh don't say sterling my god oh yeah the crowd cheers i'm gonna make cheeseburger delicious deluxes cheaper well regular hamburgers more expensive why would you ever buy the regular one round one yeah cheeseburger we're a cheeseburger kind of nation huh why would you get the one that's less stuff for more money because i want to i want to encourage you look he's confused yeah people should get big burgers that doesn't make sense what does it make sense about it how's mcdonald's gonna make money on this and they don't we gotta think about mcdonald's what about those farmers jason the mom-and-pop shops where do they come in i don't know somewhere boom big kill big kill that was a cool little animation there round three look at him look at him see he he doesn't know what to do he's losing now no no chad don't believe the lies and stuff that you see on tv i actually got a mailer today in my mailbox about sterling about the stuff he's trying to pass it really sickened me to see it all look at that you're really sick right now you're a fraud let's get the facts in order i'm winning this election sterling you're auntie are you are you andy burger are you auntie doritos are you auntie pizza he doesn't buy real shoes sterling doesn't buy real shoes sterling doesn't buy real shoes let it be known i saw him backstage he crunched up a bunch of blue doritos and started sniffing so they smell good and let it be known sterling the answer answer are you auntie burger i don't i'm not gonna answer that question jesse he's auntie burger i'm not gonna answer that question even though apparently according to you i had a hamburger pizza with pickles on it really gross stuff by the way disgusting see america thank you think about it like this would you rather have a nice good old pepperoni pizza like i would have or would you rather have a weird broccoli cheeseburger weird pizza that's like three times more expensive and like there's too many toppings you can't really taste the cheese and like it doesn't hold your hand well it's horrible a mess sterling shoes are made out of cheese are you anti cheese i told you he's auntie cheese he wants to ban cheese no gotcha again no way can you vote for a president that can't even win attacking round three yeah why would they vote for you then because if you vote for sterling you're voting for a tekkenless president what if another country wants to play tekken jason would play would play with the nuclear codes for uh game attacking as a bet that's a cool prank to the american people i would never do that yeah and i would win out of the deal i would win and we would we would get something out of the deal yeah what would you get you said you do it for free you're just that smug about it you said i remember you said it in the email we get to we'll get a three percent trade tariff from sweden look at it are you really guys gonna vote for a president that gets hit killed by kumo of all characters oh my god look at that this kuma wasn't even awake and that's who you guys are voting for jason pirates games sterling's never had he's never even had a chicken mcgriddle chicken wrong i'm the one that told you about it earlier today he lies to you he lies to everyone he's a liar and if i can get this right sterling actually proposed a bill that said uh that there should be no more jurassic parks true those movies kind of suck now i did you're telling me i want to bring back the original jurassic park not jurassic world you're done dang it who wants to who wants another jurassic world i want jurassic park too that's already i wanted to park 200 years ago yeah well that was like the worst one by far no that was the one with vin spawn as like running from a t-rex that's cool that one it only start at the end of that one there's like a really cool part where the t-rex is like in a normal city i win whoa i'm a genius why does it do that are you gonna vote for sterling who can't even hit his rage art stop stop stop i win it's over round four fight this kind of reminds me of the time where sterling called me up he said hey i just watched this great film jurassic world never seen jurassic park but jurassic world this is one of the greatest films no i did not say you just that completely contacted me let's just say we build a whole jurassic world series of films jason said mr bean wasn't funny it never was no i didn't say that what about pizza bean when he heard pizza bean he started uh he started throwing his desk and rage and he actually beat up one of his uh interns pink chubby he threw him off the roof yes do you know giggle queen this is the official debate actually i don't love the amazing spider-man movies though suck i like spider-man 2. round one fight why do you say enough someone chested i like the the uh whatever whatever the second trilogy of spider-man was the really bad one the amazing spider-man with jamie foxx you love that well me i'm more of the original spider-man trilogy that's what i just sorry sterling kind of going for all that mumbo jumbo see me i still believe in movies with heart not jurassic world an amazing spider-man loves jamie foxx in the role that he played i think jamie foxx was a great spider-man he wasn't i think he did a great job of spider-man i think spider-man was awesome when jamie foxx at the helm who doesn't like jamie foxx what do you mean that's not like that's not like a laughing moment sterling lobster jenny fox spiderman i roll through this stupid cooma i didn't do enough damage now that does that does not do enough damage i win i win do you guys really want to have this sterling president when he can't even hit me with the last hit and he says they should ban lunchables lunchables are really gross oh yeah wario said oh yeah are you agreeing with sterling i think they're really gross lunchables are really i don't like i don't like the cold pizza and the lunchables i win i win there it is there it is i'm sleeping you guys actually like lunchables oh no the cold piece is not what's the point they're losing yeah you have you have you have the cold pizza you have the cold sauce and you have the cold cheese it's like horrible you're losing them and then when you microwave it if you do want to microwave it which you shouldn't it it tastes real bad too sterling's out of touch with the everyday man the ham the ham and cheese cracker ones are actually pretty good sorry stuff star we can't all afford to go to uh gordon ramsay's restaurant get the pizza we gotta buy lunch if i'm president everyone will get uh hell's kitchen meals every day are lunchables even a good deal no they're like six bucks or something right all right i don't know if i can defend this anymore it's so bad i don't know if i can defend this meal so anymore is this a red split i'd rather i'd rather have school pizza than lunchable pizza what i don't know but and then and then if you get the nachos it's not enough to eat if you're like you're deciding you're you're you guys are falling for marketing yeah like lunchables are really overrated like you go to school and you're like real hungry after math go oh i'm real hungry oh what are they having at the cafe today oh we have like you know enchiladas and like you know tacos and stuff i can't i got a bunch of crackers and like turkey and cheese sorry and candy and capri sun you can get candy at your school no school doesn't allow that yes they do well here on earth sterling we know that free sun is good good for you no one said your priesthood wasn't good here on planet earth we like candy and capri sun no one should have to eat lunchables that's so gross round three fight what is that that's supposed to hit me that can't hit me oh they're so gross if i'm elected i'll make lunchables even better you'll get twice as much for the same price that's just you're cheating now sorry sorry sterling i believe in a good deal don't believe in taking away freedoms sterling wants to charge triple oh no i win i win i don't know how you won there how did you get up from that i got up i just want to say one last thing i'm not going to eat the lunchables like i'm going to throw them away i just want to say one last thing so sterling's going to be what ten times much for praying lunchables i'm gonna ban them they're gonna meanwhile i'm giving you ten times as much for the same dollars now you can't do that what about the corporation what about the company i'm gonna make cars a hundred dollars so there it is my car is free all my car is free i'll make tekken for you i'll make fighting sticks for you i'm doing this car i'm doing i'm doing free cars he's gonna make he's gonna make tekken an activity that only the high the elites can do he's gonna make tekken like eight billion dollars and he's gonna make fighting sticks like 20. tekken is going to be 12 now there's no that's my 12 points told me that's i he had a hit a closed door fundraiser regular people like us weren't allowed he was talking to the tekken elites and he said that tekken should just be for the for the high class i won't do that what sterling is trying to do is called um buyer mode round two and it's not working the american people are fed up they're fed up with your stupid jurisdictions when it comes to tekken tekken is as american as apple pie it's made in japan that just shows how cool america is because something from japan can be an american yeah unlike you i am not xenophobic when it comes to tekken you know what really sickens me is it sterling before this match started sterling said he would never play tekken and he hates tekken jason says he prefers and he wants to add in more walking dead characters dlc i my swimmer move i wan i want more breaking bad characters and i want i want i want sopranos characters i want to play as paulie yeah bring in paulie see look he's growing with me bring him big [ __ ] i want to play his veto getting whacked i remember that that's like [ __ ] city give me a turkey sub it's just it's just a turkey and a pickle that's how i got so good at ticking and playing the sopranos game oh that was sick that's not right i'm gonna add the cast of snl to tekken and they're gonna be like really weak if you guys vote for me i'll put in um sean bean from game of thrones and i'll put foreign like metal i like chef boyardee you like getting a meatball spaghetti meatball chef boyardee's really good jason said he doesn't like chef boyardee and when he does eat it when he's forced to sometimes because he likes to go hiking gets lost a lot he eats it like cold you might even warming it up it's really weird no no round one fight what sterling is doing is he's he's saying stuff that isn't true he wants to take all hot dogs out of spaghettios there's hot dogs and spaghettios see not on his watch there is i don't eat spaghettios i prefer chef boyardee fight hot dogs really see sterling never ate enough hot dogs growing up he didn't have enough muscle are they actually in spaghettios you can get hotdogs or meatballs meatballs is like the choice right it's italian why hot dogs it's a real italian meal don't you put like steak and spaghetti noodles jason what do you think meatballs are made out of oh yeah me meatball eating beef with spaghetti is not weird and that's what i had tonight as well i say don't ban them let people have freedoms for free actually free freedom free freedom friday i put a new dream over and i say i love frito pie it's a texas thing and jason doesn't know about it but i know about it and it's really good if it's got fritos i say okay hand them a plate of a frito pie you know what it is right i'm not eating it yes chili fritos and cheese oh you did what does that mean you already hit us in the pie crust you already hit it out of my hand so i don't have anymore so i'll go get another one what do you mean i don't know hot dogs who doesn't know hot dogs i don't know about hot dogs with spaghetti though mac and cheese sure sterling doesn't know about hot dogs why would they say that sterling got a small loan of what a billion dollars he's never eaten a hot dog in his life he ate steak every meal oh yeah nothing wrong with steak eats filet mignon every single meal you wouldn't know about hot dog don't do that round two fight round three rolling fight i refuse to get up until sterling unbans fritos oh yes bear fact of the month bears have been known to eat almost anything including snowmobile 6 engine oil those are bands oh i just heard that perfect what bears can eat engine oil huh how does that work i don't know the robot's free i think the robot's losing his mind get a robot yeah i got a twitch robot for bear is it just specifically for barefacts or what that can be for any fact any animal effect minecraft raid fight there it is there it is what is minecraft right minecraft right that's a new game it's a new moba i want to play minecraft raid i should do a minecraft fighting game i'm going to add steed to tekken if you vote for me i'll make sure steve and the elder dragons and attacking well i'm a big minecraft fan and i know all the characters minecraft steve round one fight creeper enderman kumar oh you're kidding me fish time round two fight can you take it easy round three and fritos now stop killing me i'm coming back by the way round four fight you might want to start getting worried that's it that's it [ __ ] no no yes what the [ __ ] that's dumb that's done oh no no i did not embezzle funds from the us government i embezzled funds from lunchables can you guys believe this is the same man who wants to make lunchables twice as much with with half the ingredients lunchables should be banned a ban export and import all lunchables should be burned sterling lunchables is half of our economy you just you just destroyed 200 000 jobs look we have to look towards the future of of uh of the future of lunches and lunchables isn't cutting yet we have to we have to industrialize our food industry i think we did do this not well lunchables is not the path we should be taking one all right we're gonna have to re-educate the masses who think lunchables is a good meal round two yeah crackers crackers for dinner it's for lunch nope yeah no thanks jason you said it's happy our economy people are eating lunchables for breakfast and dinner well it's a good ensemble no no no you can't change it now found the food pyramid our food pyramid is just a lunchable it's just lunchable for each category round three i don't think our kids need to be fed with cheese and crackers for their whole lives sterling's never had the deep dish lunchable pizza so he doesn't know it's only available for the one percent he doesn't know what he's saying when he's when he says that lunchables aren't good he's under your administration i get paid in 100 bucks by now what's wrong with p.s hey hachi needs his big hot dog oh that is true i was talking to the robot i was talking about a rope no no you were not whatever sterling is saying it's safe to say that it's all uh pandering i don't wanna do the chain grabs i don't care how that works like how do you even break out of the chain group once it starts i don't know also you lost all right this is for the money money mitch money match this one is for the big money whoever wins this is the president of tekken here we go i have to spam all four buttons okay i'll do that then one of them will probably work right yeah to win attack and just hit all the buttons make sure to tekken 7 to the polls guys here we go this one's for all the money no no oh what is that hey what here it is this is the money give me the money foreign no here we go here we go this is me this is me yes that's so fast no no that's cheater that's cheater move no are gross lunchables are good for you get off of me yes kill kill stupid game stupid game turn it off turn it off turn it off yeah that was i don't know people are saying scripting people are saying people are saying there's money money got traded off yeah your check's in the mail jason well what we what we really got to look at is the overall wins win rate and you'll see i have 55 percent one that isn't that that's not how that works strongly sitting at uh eight wins that's two less so well you know i want to give them two more shots to even it up but i really don't i you're a big lunchable what are you talking about well is everybody satisfied with this sterling wins with only eight wins this is kind of like a real election even though sterling got less votes he's the president what is this poll is actually rigged this is a rigged poll he lost he lost the big money match people are pissed people let him be pissed let him be pissed they want to see they wanted they want it lunchable in their lives and now i gotta rip it from them forcefully people are saying rematch i'll beat you again i will beat you again right now people are saying it's rigged then press a this is it press a we're doing it i'll beat you again holy [ __ ] people are furious let them be furious you guys i will i'll respect uh sterling won the money match i gotta respect the rules but if he loses this one now no that does not know that he races the money mission if you win this one we have to do one more we have to do a best of three so you better hope you win all right and that's the final rule no more no redo rule no this is it this is the real ones i got my armor now what is that merry christmas fight is this who you want president oh that's all right that's not right i hate to win the first match as we know oh oh why did i do that oh crap here we go here we go sterling had it all but he put his he put them he wanted the extra money he wanted the double down he wanted a second term let's go yeah i think i think this might be this might be a hacked lobby oh here we go here we go what why does that be dead out oh wow no no the president is back that does not know we have to play one more those were the rules sterling if i win that one no that's not true he's the best of three all right that's the three best of three but if i win this one yes i'm the president i'm the president yeah you win it and i get to do crazy stuff like what make lunchables even more expensive i'm gonna build a huge statue of lunchable i'm not gonna allow you to do that steven lunchable i'm gonna make the world's largest lunchable it's gonna be like a retail product it's gonna be like a giant cracker that sounds horrible a giant piece of ham not even cut look at him he's he's abusing tricks he's abusing tricks in the game's code round two fight there it is there's a new president kuma fight now that we're tied up the election the voting can start everybody cast your vote who do you want to be the president that was anti-climactic sterling cast your vote got my game froze then i'll tell the i'll count up all the votes and no i'm not going to let you count up the votes i'll count the votes and say i'm not letting you i'm not letting you count the votes i'm voting for me here let me check let me check the chat and see what people are voting disgusting lunchables are disgusting i'm seeing oh i'm seeing a lot of votes for me this is a rigged election i'm not going to accept the results here all right three three for me one for sterling so far seven okay i'm up to seven now it's neck and neck what do you mean up to seven look at the look at the pole i'm looking at it there's a twitch pole oh you're on your phone oh there's a pole yeah i'm losing sports oh my god it's a landslide oh my god it's 500 to 150 holy crap this is just the uh oh paul ended already it's already over yeah well you won the first debate that's how it works right no yeah i won the thing right i won the belt the presidential bill i don't have to come back for four years you're gonna be running for four years i have to track you down i can't close the game i'm stuck on this you're stuck in tekken i'm stuck in tekken though you gotta stay in tekken for four years you put me in tekken purgatory for like four years i'll check on you in four years okay let's turn into an anime all right see you guys later staring stuck and taking 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Published: Thu Oct 15 2020