Dumbest People On The Internet

hello friends it's me if i look like i've been crying i have i just choked on a chop liver skewer and it hurt photo for reference today we're checking out some dum-dums on the internet when my mom or dad give my little brother the task of marinating the turkey overnight for thanksgiving and he marinated it in the drawer no so i couldn't find somewhere big enough to put it puts it in the refrigerator drawer i mean usually they do it like a bucket or a very large container but i mean if it's not leaking i can't even tell if this was a zero or 100 iq play so who's gonna tell her four by four equals a you run away run away run away did somebody all just skip fifth grade four times four eight you all need to learn math these are the people that fall for the phone scammers and those ads that say congratulations you won put in all your personal information and we'll send you a car ask my wife to wash my car and i get this video sent to me at work oh no either that car must have been filthy or you cheated on her that she was like oh you know what let me ruin the entire interior of your car he did a good power washing that's the i think you're gonna need a new car before you get a mold infestation but the longest wood plank that they could find took it out to their tiny little car put it through the back before they realized like wait i don't think this is gonna fit no keep shoving it shove it harder that's gonna fit it's like a train trying to go through my doorway we won't know unless we try does not apply here never driving a boat again ah oh no our ball is broken let's make a zigzag instead let's try to push it fix it okay to be fair it's kind of hard parking a boat and it's pretty hard like bringing it to shore if i didn't have digital necks this would have been me oh it's black i was expecting it to be burned but that's ashes the top looks perfect in the back darker than the pan i went to starbucks and they forgot the synonym the synonym the synonym so i got it the synonym is ruined my whole day it wasn't choking on chopped liver it was this this you see what this is is some good old depth perception when you're looking through your phone screen you could swear it's gonna go in but it doesn't wasn't even about the synonym in the first place i can't believe somebody actually did this they put a bean bag in a washing machine number one rule of owning a bean bag you don't put the whole bag of beans in the washing machine it usually has a cover you unzip it you take it off you throw that in you wash the cover if you ever wondered what the inside of a bean bag looks like it is now the inside of this washing machine or if you ever want to make it snow and you don't got a scalp full of dandruff this could also work the chicken's done where's the glove no glove 375 at least he realized you know it took a few seconds that's the worst part about touching something hot you could be touching it for a hot second before you realize oh it's hot for situations like this this is why i have my mickey oven mickey's hand burned so mine doesn't have to uh oh phone screen broken you know nothing fixes broken like a band-aid excuse me y'all didn't even put it in rice now we got health insurance slap a band-aid on that bad boy the same energy as the school nurse giving you a bag of ice for your mental breakdown my dad said to do a penny test on my tires girl you need new tires immediately if you didn't know you put a penny in between your tread lines on your tires to check how much tread you have left and that smooth donut not the good kind y'all ever listen to what a mcnugget sounds like they plug headphones into this big nugget you're trying to hear what the chicken's last words were it went a little like but a louder and more painful you get it okay you know what now i'm curious what if you did this put the headphones in and took a bite is that what it would sound like to get eaten somebody try it out and let me know why look at this catch up squeezing out okay i don't blame her with those bottles i can't really tell either it's flattered all over the camera smile for the ketchup shot my sister is pregnant can't wait to see if i am an aunt or an uncle that's not how it works it doesn't matter who the kid is you can't be an aunt and an uncle uh but you could be dead hey can you put more soap in the pump i got you sam's the bar soap i connected the pump to some soap i did exactly what you asked me to do what seems to be the problem yeah you're right no problem you know some people's roommates are actually this dumb but imagine if you like and a chunk of soap came out or this refill the soap dispenser you got it boss it's like someone agrees to do you a favor completely messes it up i wonder if you filled the rest of the container with water and let the soap marinate in there until it creates some soapy juice would it actually have worked you see i'm trying to find a solution for the stupid i don't think this works bro why is it sitting salon with you let me see bro you're holding it backwards no like the blade is down here oh my oh my oh oh my goodness why my scissors ain't cut in tell me you've never peeled a potato without telling me you've never peeled a potato and this message was sponsored by the pro potato peeler squad me she got stuck in a net at the playground how did this even happen you know what i know what she was doing she was like can i go through i bet i could get my legs through these because those holes are small the fire department was called now good thing we don't have any burning houses to save that we have enough time to shimmy you out now i have to learn this the hard way don't put your fingers and limbs where they don't belong through sleeves yes through target's basket no i feel like you could just put lotion oh they got an employee they started spraying her with some wind eggs the target manager has arrived with eyes oh and now the fire department is here nobody could get it out oh this is so embarrassing goodness gracious it's really that bad i cannot believe this right now y'all ever ruined the family pie oh wait just kidding i'm a genius i don't ruin anything i just fix things bought a brand new pie scooped out the filling from the new one to fix the old one you know i don't think it's noticeable nobody's gonna notice the missing crust from the center grandma ain't got no taste buds anyway okay i'm eating this piece of grass and it is so good like i get what cows like go on about um it tastes like a fresh string bean a fresh green bean congratulations vegan teacher would be proud she got another one on her team y'all can go mow my lawn together if you want put those chompers to use if grass is so good don't pay for food anymore yeah i spilled some in my kitchen so i just seem like a wet horse i don't like the gas to fall you know can we sell these slime but what if you need a wet floor sign for your own house can you buy it what floor style it's in the store why isn't it for sale me grabbing the cash register uh is this for sale can i get it with the money included i have five dollars they're gonna leave it did you know that the center of a donut is fat free really you can eat as much as you want of it [Music] is this for real bessie you're gonna have to tell me if this is staged or not the inside of a donut respectfully it's empty negative space monkey explain i take a bite of air skinny zero calories consumed parenting fail dropped her child in a box of pillows at the costco what did you think he was gonna bounce back like it was a trampoline he fell to the bottom the child sank like a sack of potatoes this is when the trauma started but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below which one was the dumbest if you guys enjoyed make sure to hit that like button though and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Id: n5CiMww-WS4

Length: 8min 24sec (504 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 07 2021