Dumb Ways to Die

[Music] set fire to your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear amen it's out of date use your private parts as piranha bait dumb ways to die so many [Music] man you don't wait to die get your toast out with a fork do your own electrical work teach yourself how to fly eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die a psycho-killer inside scratch drive feels brand-new [Applause] take your helmet off in outer space use a clothes dryer as a hiding place [Applause] Oh rattling light so both the kidneys on me [Music] I wonder what's this red button do [Music] dress up like a moose during hunting season [Music] stuff lost one no [Music] tray crossing run across the tracks right away [Applause] so many so many be safe around trains a message from Metro

Channel: Dumb Ways to Die

Views: 211,807,827

Rating: 4.8677125 out of 5

Keywords: DWTD, Music, Tangerine Kitty, Metro Trains, Rail Safety, Be Safe Around Trains, Dumb Ways To Die, dumb ways, dumb, level crossing, safety, games

Id: IJNR2EpS0jw

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 14 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

the one who ate superglue is my favorite.

[u/part_a_sti]

http://dumbwaystodie.tumblr.com/

[u/morezipmorezaz]

The little booty shake the kidney selling guy does makes me very happy.

[u/shellieC]

That ad sure took its sweet time getting to the point.

[u/jagadiosa]

Who knew death could be so warm, fuzzy and down right adorable?

[u/PovertyPoint]

I love that the guy who taught himself to fly is clapping with his decapitated head.

[u/DrBibby]

If anyone wants to play this I picked out the chords:

INTRO

C, Fsus2 x2

VERSE

C, Fsus2 x8

CHORUS

C, Em/B, Am, C/G, F, D7/F#, G, G7

C, Em/B, Am, C/G, F, G, C

(Repeat Chorus and verse twice)

BRIDGE

Am, G, C, Em, F, G

Am, G, C, Em, F

G, Am, Em, Am, G, Am, G, F, G

CHORUS2

C, Em/B, Am, C/G, F, Em, Am

C, Em/B, Am, C/G, F, G, C

Should be about right.

[u/bigdaveyj]

The moose one was hilarious. He just accepts being shot

[u/xhephaestusx]

Here's a bunch of downvote gifs I made from the gifs on the tumblr page!

I made them both full sized, and with a little extra padding trimmed from the edges so that they might be a little faster to load for those of us with that issue.

*edit: one last bonus gif