DRUNK WOULD YOU RATHER

welcome to a brand new video this is a different video we're gonna do would you rather which is kind of a game like a website game on this website that's what a website game is and but we're gonna change it up because we're playing a two player today because usually most people play this what with one person to make it work for two people what we're gonna try and do i'm gonna like hide this away for a second we're gonna try to guess which one we think most people would choose whoever gets it wrong basically needs to take a swig we're going to call it a swing because we don't want to take a shot of this [ __ ] because we're not trying to get killed tonight in case you really screw up tonight but we're going to take a swing captain morgan spiced rum original 35 alcohol percent and uh that smells good yes okay you smell that [ __ ] um okay let me give you some we're taking a switch this way because it won't be a good idea if it's a shot we're asian we can't handle what is being asian half asians can handle their alcohol right come on now so you don't want to be lonely would you rather only date people with severe ocd were only date chained smokers i'm gonna say yeah i'm gonna say ocd ocd yeah because you can it's annoying but hey your life will be clean i'm slightly ocd no you're not i am i'm ocd about the camera facing us in the right position that's true so as ocd people i would only date i'm gonna have to say this so we're both gonna go with this yes okay we're safe would you rather drive a smart car or drive a lamborghini and fill up four times a week oh shoot four times a week like a lambo hold on four four times fifty that's like 200 a week which is about eight hundred dollars a month which is about nine thousand six hundred dollars a year on gas for a lamborghini i know you can do math i mean i'm asian so but still like i would go with the lamborghini you would go with the lamborghini i would go with the left okay i'm gonna go with the lamborghini yeah yeah so we're both going lavigate yeah yeah that was actually a close one have the complete box set oh i know you're saying we're half the complete but all right this is pretty obvious i'm 100 sure about breaking i haven't seen both of them yeah but we're trying to see which one most people would choose so when most people choose breaking bad yeah okay i trust you you're better than me most people don't don't even watch dexter yeah see i told you we're safe for another one we're good three out of three stub your toe or get up stub my toe like it it actually depends on the severity like a minor stubbed toe isn't that bad you just like shake it off for a bit and you're fine but then again paper cuts like instant and then it's okay fine i would say stub your toe too we were really good at such a narrow margin i'm so scared would you rather gone on the titanic and survived oh okay or been in the twin towers when hit answers the titanic why would you ever want to participate in something as terrible as the twin towers the titanic was pretty terrible yeah but it's legendary it's [ __ ] legendary mates twin towers the twin towers was just a tragedy but the titanic was like made into a movie it's beautiful it's fantasized it's romanticized that's terrible to romanticize about people dying in water actually yeah you're right because this is a more recent event right and most people would rather be a part of the more recent event because then you can talk about it more amongst your friends yeah you're right yeah wait this we're good at this i dodged a boy like the last part i just completely remembered against you pretty well would you rather swine wait what what does the west nile do to you what's now virus yeah you know what's really embarrassing i'm supposed to be like i shouldn't yeah yeah it's like a study of her she's gonna be a doctor and you don't even know the difference between swine flu and west nile it didn't take past i feel like we should skip this one no this is the fun part then guess if you don't know no i'm not taking a guess on this i don't want to drink it shine i'm going to choose swine flume fine i'll say swine flu hey don't go with my oh my gosh you're saving because i go with the right one the reason i chose swine flu is because i think most people know about swine flu so they would choose it true if you had to wear eyeglasses would you rather need glasses to see far away or need glasses to see close up i would say far away close up glasses you want glasses to see close up yeah because glasses to see far away like you'd have to wear it all the time no close-up it's like reading a book yeah yeah and then you'll look straight doing it because like oh my gosh no [ __ ] that [ __ ] i'm saying i'm saying it far away okay i say close up [Music] i knew it that was so easy here taking a shot i guess it's like personal for me because i wear glasses and i hate it no way no they're nearsighted most people would rather rarely have to wear glasses to see something far away then always have to wear glasses to read a [ __ ] book fine okay here here we go i'm not losing to you tonight somebody's gonna get screwed you're goofy on the 18th hole and about to head to the bar would you rather get a hole in one and have to buy the whole bar drink or no hole in one i'm pretty sure people would say no hole in one that's pretty easy hey but you're like get a hole in one and you have like a legend i thought people have to buy you a drink for being the winner why would you if you did something incredible people should be cheers in you then cheersing them i'm pretty sure this is a no-holding one what do you think choose wisely you already took one i know that's what i'm kind of like he's honestly fine no hold on as a person who doesn't really care much about golf that's my answer so there you go okay you saved me this time would you rather speak everything in surround sound or have your own ancient steam when you walk in have your own entrance theme that's be freaking awesome what would your theme be my theme yeah [Music] okay that's pretty easy speaking everything is surrounded time we get annoying at some point yeah can you shut up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up if you raise skill cards would you rather embrace death why is this so funny stupid i'm a vegetable wait what does that mean it means like yeah literally you become like a celery stick no no no like you're you're comad i i think i would embrace that yeah that's pretty easy most people would rather just die like just take me off life support just kill me already would you rather oh [ __ ] well my answer i think everybody's gonna say coffee because i'm a coffee addict it's pretty easy it's coffee's going to be the mo what the [ __ ] no no no i thought most people like coffee coffee three times a day what wait i don't believe people like tea no the thing is i thought you would answer tea because you don't really like coffee i am like no this isn't about what we like this is about what we think most people like you would have no actually i would do coffee i don't drink tea so yeah all right we're both taking a shot then okay here that's a very small shot let's go sleep in a tanning bed for a month or sleep in a small small dude tanning bed would give you cancer and you would die but a small suitcase you're gonna be so cramped up for like the whole actually yeah that's true like you're almost guaranteed to get cancer in the left one and you would die the suitcase you might just die from claustrophobia okay suitcase you're right yeah you're right would you rather he sets into space without enough oxygen or to be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions i'm pretty sure that going to space fought oxygen is could possibly be the worst torture in the world have you ever been able to breathe not being on the breath before that's that's the feel of drowning do you know what it's like to drown no i don't wait deadly scorpion so you're gonna die but you're also gonna die without oxygen so you get stung to death or you die drowning i think most people would choose the oxygen i don't know what it's like to be stung i've been stung by a bee once and it hurt like [ __ ] so i think the scorpions thing might be the better choice but i think most people would choose oxygen i would say oxygen choose it i don't want a dream [Music] i don't want to drink would you rather meet your idol or be popular at school well i had experience with the first one who you i'm just kidding or being popular at school i would rather be popular i'd rather be popular at school that's pretty easy they meet you they'll forget you yeah like being meeting out is no big deal at all they're just normal what you guys are idiots [ __ ] you all what the [ __ ] guys like they're just a person like you are i mean they're probably gonna be like oh hey what's your name hi nice to meet you goodbye and it's gone the interaction's over nobody gives a [ __ ] but like being popular at school man that shapes your character for the rest of your life all right fine oh my god are you serious right now is this camera capturing that [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] you see the [ __ ] shut up here no that is not even the sweet little bit more for you and a little bit more for me how's that fine you just put a raindrop in that in that chalkboard no no not me not me fine i was feeling modest let's switch then how would you like that exactly are you ready cheers you know but the good thing about it is like for some reason it's going down better and better for me because you've had through third one already that's why it's going down better you're getting numb because of the alcohol [ __ ] okay would you rather never see the sky again or never see a body of water again i don't even know what it's like to not see the sky what does that even mean yeah you do i would rather not see a body of water again you never go outside [ __ ] water but have you experienced the joy of seeing the ocean the lake i don't really care about the ocean in fact i kind of hate the ocean i don't want to drown and i don't want to get eaten by sharks i don't give a [ __ ] about coasts even though you'll never see a body of water again yeah that's pretty easy i mean the sky is pretty mega important so dude like that means you're gonna be indoors for the rest of your life we we could be living normally and never see a body of water we'd be completely fine we wouldn't even notice it that's true all right that's easy okay that's actually closer than i thought i thought most people thought it'd be like 9 80 and then like 20. would you rather be on the front page of reddit whenever you want or be on the front page of new york times once oh only once okay is it a good thing to be read at famous though i think most people would do reddit especially if it's whenever you want the new yorker i think most people like yeah exactly most people playing this game are millennials our age and don't give a [ __ ] about new york times and are probably redditers so read it whenever you want easily read it go [Music] no no that's [ __ ] who reads the new york times i mean i read it because i was from new york you read it no not really oh i'm pouring i freaking this guy he goes a bit ham and this is not him is that something no no no no it's not ham no no i don't want it to be ham though we don't need it to be happy you're drunk you're talking you're a drunkard you have to be inside you have like three swings oh you can't take that back you can't take that back you just no no no no no no [ __ ] all right fifth side jamie i hate you i'm sorry i love you i'm gonna be scared for you why i don't want you to like puke on cameras and like no but and then he's like you're such a wimp nah take that back i care more about your safety so what i'm fine would you rather skydive or bungee jump skydive skydive easy because bungee jumping like you're falling again and again and again yeah that's that's more terrifying would you rather fight all of your orig or original origins in their megazord robots or optimus prime that's a lot of [ __ ] power rangers in megazord robots they're they're men in tights no but do you know what a megazord robot is a megazord when they all power up yeah they turn into basically the they basically turn into optimus prime so like there's almost no difference between optimus prime and megazord but i think most people might choose power rangers power rangers i would fight a power ranger optimus prime but you i don't think you've seen power rangers i have the megazord robot yes you would fight that [ __ ] yes get the [ __ ] out of it versus optimus freaking all right fine fine oh we're safe oh god no actually technically we win do you see the numbers oh yeah we win eat your weights in pig feet or dive into a pool of horseradish and whatever that's a weird fantasy there yo chinese people eat pig feet like if it's if it's cooked in the dim sum manner where it's like the the nice sauce and like it's nice and soft pig feet is good koreans have that too yeah so we're we're [ __ ] asian so we can eat just fine no but my weight in it that's a [ __ ] i don't i get sick of it after like we're talking about americans here americans are playing this they don't they don't know about the deliciousness of asians can play this but i would dive into a pool of horseradish and warps i think that's what most people would choose so you're going with me yeah do it yeah when you rack up a new toilet oh my gosh is it the immersive or an immersive the immersive toilet paper mod i can't believe this well you guys already know what my answer is the immersive way which is we're just basically facing away from the wall of course that's that's easy yeah that's the immersive way guys i can't believe they asked me the question the immersion lord oh you're there that's what they call me at least would you eat rather eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish or bathe oh [ __ ] naked oh bathe in naked vomit indeed vomit can we like excuse me one you're ingesting it into your body actually you're rubbing it on yeah if you eat raw and egg and old fish uh you might die but then again how much are they talking about if it's not a lot then i could just stomach that but then again for the bathing naked environment how long would that be if it's like two seconds yeah but i think yeah i think most people would be i would bathe naked and vomit okay good good good this is not fun because you keep agreeing with me no because i know that that's the most popular answer would you rather have a hot spouse but be poor or be homosexual with a famous actor and be rich i know your answer because he's already hey come on now no no have you seen the mazda play no get the hell out i have a hot spouse but be poor then again i don't i would be homosexual with a famous actor and be rich that's because you already are a homosexual so are you no i'm apparently we're both homosexual yet we're dating okay that's nice i would be homeless but what would most people what would most people because if you say like i'm rich actually and i'm i get to i get to like i agree i think uh leonardo dicaprio he was kind of old at this point you would say gordon who else is hot oh would you okay who would you be with ryan gosling reynolds no [ __ ] gossip reynolds um there's a bunch of hot dudes actually so yeah you know what you're right be homosexual yes not that i am homeless just trying to touch your boobs yeah actually we're both a little bit so oh no no america but fame and money actually that i forgot that this is america this is america i thought this was america no you guys are all homophobic yeah [ __ ] you i would totally touch your boobs any day against homophobia that was the big shot were you known as a drug dealer to be known as a liar you could be an honest drug dealer yeah you're gonna be a drug dealer man wait and as a drug dealer you get a [ __ ] ton of money but if you're known as a drug dealer doesn't that mean you're gonna get arrested doesn't mean because nobody has proof it's just people think you're a drug dealer and that would be actually pretty cool because they they were like maybe they might respect you you might have street cred as a drug dealer but if you're known as a liar nobody wants to be your friend so pretty easy would you rather scare you answered this [ __ ] would you rather lose your thumb or lose the index and middle finger of your preferred hand but i make so many peace signs because but the thumb is like it's really important for most people yeah like everyone is because you have opposable thumbs that you can yourself you can't flip people off you can flip people off like actually i don't know [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] out of here okay i lose the index and middle finger [Music] cheers cheers me that's it for trunk would you rather in conclusion i lost she lost thank you guys so much for watching this video if you want to see more videos like this leave a like let us know in the comments give us ideas for like punishments because i don't know about this trunks yeah we want to do like bets and punishments about who wins and the only thing we think about alcohol for it but alcohol is not good it's not i i don't even know if i want to upload this tomorrow thank you guys so much for watching we'll see you in the next video peace [Music] you

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Keywords: reaction, reacts, reacting, free time, would you rather, fun game, free game, online game, video games, gameplay, game, would you rather online, would you rather game, funny moments, mxr, potastic, skyrim, fallout 4

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Length: 19min 28sec (1168 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 08 2017