Drunk Man Tried To Buy My Girlfriend - UNFILTERED #37

rip like a little falsetto like a sherry that's really good [Music] don't go breaking my heart welcome to American Idol American Idol this year was a joke well because a joke for the past ten years but this year because of Corona everybody had to do it at their homes from wait really oh my god just skip the season can you imagine just being on American Idol you get on American Idol but now you have to spend the entire process in your own house like with your mom in your dad in your siblings everybody around you you're going to LA it what's funny is like they film the certain scenes in different parts of their house but you can tell like who's not working because they were like let's choose the garage one guy had a Christmas tree in his room like that was like his only decoration was a Christmas tree but it wasn't Christmas aren't they bringing sports back too but there's no audience yes like just like UFC like the last fight there was nobody there but it's so weird because you could hear every punch it's crazy so there's nobody screaming every time like someone gets a knockout it's completely silent like is that energy is just completely gone but it's very interesting to watch because you can hear the you could hear the pain that's crazy yeah it's crazy but baby let's roll this intro babe I'm ready to dance [Music] welcome back to the view it's been a while we don't we don't know which one we're on I just did their podcasts the other day so I got a little confused you know I'm on visa welcome back guys thank you so much for tuning in as always we really appreciate I hope you guys are doing well out there and if you guys don't know I'm Zane and I'm Heath I'm Mariah I'm Matt we're like they never noticed when they mess it up it's like no baby we notice comedy is gold now that's comedy well collected now that's comedy fine what is that now that's epic what is it yes oh now this is now that's what i call music how many are there i have number 5 as a season really I never go oh I had the first one I ever got was now 2 and then I know I had up until 6 or 8 Wow I think they're up to like 50 or something now that's what I call music I'm looking at a 62 right now why 73 Oh what's 103 104 keeps going man now that's what I call music people still buy that there's no way people have iPods in like I bet they have a playlist though I lost track of the conversation so there's a point like I blacked out for like 20 seconds and you guys drama something I'll just like oh my god well now that's what i call music sweb site and you know their shits delayed because look it look what's on their homepage look at the top picture what Katy Perry's roar it's Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus like Butler from 15 years ago bad now that's Matt I've been dying to ask you so I saw on Zane stories you got the LASIK surgery yes I did I finally got it and it was how was the proceed like was it what you expected how did it go um yeah it was what I expected I heard that it was painless I heard that it was really quick and I heard that it's a really quick recovery time so I just there's like different types of LASIK there's there's like bladeless LASIK there's bladed LASIK then there's like another type of LASIK where they basically open up your eye and put in your contact lens so you have a contact lens basically how would you better than that and then there's another one called smile which is for like UFC fighters or athletes like people who are more prone to having a lot of interactions with their face yeah I decided to do the bladed one because it was cheaper or the cheapest that's like getting a bargain deal on your if the things I would never want to go to like the cheaper out when it comes to my eyes like I would want to pay top dollar yes so because you know you you you you pay for cheap you get cheese right that's a jet you want to go name-brand well this guy was number one on Yelp so i justed him I know I understand that but like the cheapest like so explain what what the cheapest route is for you like what was like what did that what did you not get by doing the cheap route by having a bladed operation instead of a bladeless one bladeless would be dissing over top of your they're able to like get into your eye without actually cutting it in it so what happens when you get LASIK is they have this little tiny like deli slicer type thing they put it on your eye they do the whole like clockwork orange' yeah I mean it was like the Clockwork Orange I saw your eye open there was like this scanner thing that went over your eyes I'm guessing that's the blades that was the blade so they like kind of like suction on your eye and they slide it over and that touch like a tiny little flap and they take that off and then open up the yeah I saw Weezer's and then they zapped a whole bunch of light into your eye and are able to settle out your cornea and your retina to where you don't have the I don't know the spot things just your the vision your clarity is just completely back to normal the freaky thing is is like first thing I was scared was like an earthquake was gonna happen like that great window I was under like getting caught that like it was gonna shake you can't stop the machine well you've seen you can see final destination what was at five right there just seen well it's good I'm telling you now cuz you already did it but there's a scene in the movie where she's getting her eye as she's getting LASIK and she did the laser one not the blade one and the there's like the drink got into the machine or something something habit got wet and the temperature started going up burnt and the laser was ended a bird it was burning her eyeball and she couldn't move she was just like oh god it was bad but like I could tell you that now no will they give you a little valium before you go in something like that would freak me out though the worst thing was it's not them messing up at thinking I messed up because you're supposed to be there this green light and just stare at it but there's a moment for like two or three seconds where it goes dark and your eye you want to keep it still but you're you want to like you figure out where is the center of your eye I don't think I could trust mice and Matt kept saying that he felt like he kept [ __ ] up because you would look somewhere else but when I was watching the screen he would look well the procedure is happening and then as soon as the the blade went over then his eye would move so I think that the way they stood up is that like if you do end up moving it just happened cut off it took what 15 minutes from the time I laid down yeah from the time I laid down on the table and got up that was 15 minutes but the moment of like the cutting and that that was four minutes and I'm like picturing you know the video where they like they sow the grape skin back even I was able to get up and like blink and move around that still made no sense in my head because I was like how did you just cut into my eye and how is that black normally normally your eye is apparently like your fastest healing organ out of anything your eye if it has a tear or a cut it heals the fastest and by the time I that got up and I looked around I realized I didn't have my glasses on I didn't have my contacts in I can already see so much clearer so your vision is perfect yeah pretty much I mean the permanent the it wears off after time like probably when I'm a dad I will maybe need to have some glasses to see my kids ballet recital like so specific actually I'd claim that you're blind again touch-up I think so but he said you know nothing lost forever and your eyes do get old so don't expect that you you know you may need readers and that but the thing is is that you don't need your contacts or glasses anymore and it's I say go for it it was the best money I ever spent that's truly how he sat there and came up with this idea like how like how are they able to just know it's your eye and just yeah somebody had to have been the first probably did my uncle got LASIK I think 20-something years ago and I'm like that's gotta be a big difference in technology from them when I went to the doctor and he was explaining it to me he goes now obviously anytime they're gonna say now is the best time to get LASIK with the technology that they grab that he goes the progress that they made over the past 10 years like a lot of people who got LASIK a long time ago like suffer severe dry oh yeah it's but he said this is the most reliable that's crazy it feels like I live in like a Harry Potter world and somebody just like cast a spell and was like bippity-boppity-boo now you can see again is it weird like are you like waking up in the morning mean like I gotta put my contacts wait no wait I gotta take them out I like that when I go to bed cuz I can see so clearly and I'm not used to that I can see the TV and I don't have my glasses on the biggest things I'm dealing with right now and these are normal symptoms are dryness and light sensitivity so all right these right now this isn't bad because the light we have is like a bunch of like dots it's very pixelated but at night every light source has like a halo around it it almost feels like tripping out on but it is that gonna clear up play yes they told me that it that these like for the first week you have this weird like so crazy recovery time is much faster than I thought honestly like for something like your I like I just feel like it beat everything would be so blinding for such a long time once I'm just when you get them like dilated you got to wear those like the yeah and the woman when I went in the next day after she said we can hardly tell that we even did the procedure because your eyes have healed so well Wow quicker than everybody else the fact that you're able to get in 15 minutes and like how much did it cost for you to get it it was 1350 and I and that's a corona special a corona Spa Cordia a cornea Corona special to me that seems cheap for yeah for it to get perfect vision again save up for that instead of going to Coachella I think what I spend on glasses glasses are like 500 bucks dude I was even contacts earth I get the to $4.99 you want a hundred concert she got that good good insurance yeah I the the moment I realized I wanted to get it was after I bought my yearly pack of contacts and I spent $300 it's a lot and I did the math in my head and I was and I thought there's an if I spend this much for the rest of my life it's gonna add up to what I call ASIC so right now I spent $300 on contacts that I don't need that I need to pick up negative three seven five I'm 375 in one eye on 425 in the other okay so you can just use one time I had I got blue contacts what I already have blue eyes but I had blue enhancing ones when I was in high school so cool but the person who gave it to me made it gave me the wrong shape of my eyes so they were a little big so if I mu if I my gosh you would see this like blue like part slip over and I'll never forget this girl Maddy yonce was like oh call her out she was like you got blue colored contacts and I was like did you know she goes I could see like it's like drifting in your eye and I got so embarrassed and everybody was talking about after wearing those contacts for the Dark Knight costume that I did for a YouTube video I I don't know how people do it wait like know like my contacts aren't as bad as those like those are like really hard like normal contacts are super thin and you don't feel them uh-huh I wonder if the LASIK will fix macular degeneration do you have macular my it's in my fin my grandparents have it what my grandpa the only way I can like describe it the way he sees like he has no sight in the middle of his eye he only has like a peripheral so imagine if like looking at you I can't see you but I could see like kind of what this looks like over in this area I feel like a lot of animals see like that don't sharks see like that where they see everywhere but the middle like but the center that's because they got their big nose no but it's a really weird thing but he still rides his motorcycle like he o legally blind you know contacts used to be basically the glass my mom had she said her contacts now they're like silicon jelly but monocle in there like underneath there yeah imagine just being pissed at someone just going like right on their [ __ ] face like with that shot or their chronic what kind of glass was it like I just said glass she was like my contacts were glass I was like what have you had any surgeries outside no I would say my hair plot a hair plugs were it was like the first surgery surgery as in like cosmetic really what's or any surgery yeah going under my god doing my wisdom teeth oh wait yeah root canal I've had eight root canal is a procedure I wouldn't say it's a surgery it if there's a knife that cuts through skin it's considered surgery so root canal root canals or surgeries it's a drilling but they're cutting into your skin that's considered a surgery I guess it is oh did you oh yeah T surgery my buddy Austin I just found out when I went home he got veneers across the front how does he look it looks amazing yeah he looks good so they like falling down into the pegs and he showed me what it looks like and it it's the scariest thing but his teeth are amazing it completely changed his face so are those permanently in yeah you like take them out but in 15 years or 20 years you have to get them replaced I'm pretty sure they don't last yeah god that's so scary like just dripped like just shaving your [ __ ] only to like that's a commitment like that's it you're not going to haven't either yet oh my god I mean I just see myself definitely doing that cuz my teachers get yellower every just smiling in the mirror I'm just like oh my god it just looks like butter and it's only gonna get worse tick tock the yellow the yellow test you take a look a video somebody but you can set your camera to only show the color yellow so if it would be black and white on you but if you smile yellow or anything that you're wearing is yellow smile next to people anybody literally anybody you just see how yellow my teeth are but then when I'm by myself P were like oh you have really good teeth and I'm just like thank you for the compliment it's not they're not taking you put in your pocket you run with it like I used to put condensed milk in my mouth before I went to bed like when I was a kid like literally I would just let it sit in my mouth so cuz you were a chunky little kid no I wanted to eat some condensed you know fix my teeth would even fix my teeth like whiten them no no the condensed milk is like yellow oh I thought you were saying that you were doing it to try the white in your song no oh that's probably and sugar and it's just sitting in my mouth every night because I would do it like every night when I lived in Lebanon because they had some good asking us melt the butter teeth that sparkle did you have a surgery um I just had my wisdom teeth out oh I had a heart ablation a heart ablation I had basically an arrhythmia problem when I was in high school its arrhythmia is the beating of your heart and I when I was younger I would go to these Speech and Debate tournaments and I'd perform for like a big audiences and I remember my heart would just be accelerating so fast but for like two or three minutes after I would perform so it was way too long and I was in rapid arrhythmia so I got diagnosed with wolff-parkinson-white syndrome and that meant there was a whole world Parkinson and there was a hole in my electrical circuit of my heart so they had to do an ablation where they put me under and they go through the arteries in your legs with this like little how they can use any BIRT they go in through the artery of my leg then up to my heart and then burn this little hole that turns it into scar tissue that then centers out the circulation in my doctor on some other [ __ ] argent like the kids right now they're gonna become doctors thank you so much cuz I feel like it's gonna get to the point where like I really kids just don't want to be like doctor today right do something I want to be like David Dobie it's crazy there's like studies where like they'll ask a classroom what do you want to be and what is it 50% of the kids are they want to be youtubers Wow and I you know you can't blame them because like youtubers they because everything on the internet I feel like is just so fake when it comes to like yeah especially a lot of youtubers that show off their money a lot it's like you think that that's what it is all the time it's also it's also putting this in people's head so that's what you need to be happy to be successful too yeah have that image of a lifestyle and it's not guaranteed you can't guarantee that you will have a following here anything baby our guarantee was David Ober thank you David Ober we give credit where credit is due but kids in the 80s what were their top want to be perfect Ranaut's oh I literally put like when I got every time I got house as a kid I'd put astronomic same is it a stir you said we got a lot of problems it would be like Dallas we got it you know like when you go zipping it like separates [Laughter] you know the missile that just launched was SpaceX yes it's crazy that they went out off to space right before like all this [ __ ] hi no perfect timing Merv exam and I were watching that countdown we are at the edge of our seat because it was you know at the peak during all the protests and everything aronia and I was thinking the nation needs this right now this goes wrong this will just ruin the morale of our like Matt and I watching it we our heart was being my heart was beating so I don't even I don't know these guys I don't where I hear about space or anything like that but like just watching that I was just praying to God this would just go safely just like just because we need it we need it at this moment I wonder how they're doing what I wonder how they're doing up there it's crazy up there for months like you're in space for months you ever seen you ever seen people that come back cuz they they need to like relearn how to walk again like that recovery process wait what cuz where they they don't know how to walk again they have to like recondition their muscles they're not like there's no weight there's no you just like how kind of bouncing around no gravity but there's no point on spit like in space it's like when you're like kind of just standing or you're just floating the whole [ __ ] time you're not using like your muscles your legs you're not walking you're not I thought there would at least be this might sound so stupid I just thought there's a room where you kind of just take a break from it just kind of like locks it in you can like just beam or like you could like stand there was that movie Rocket Man as a kid where they go to Mars that always mess with me because in the movie yes wasn't there a gravity mode like that's called a low-budget and you can't keep can you imagine how cutthroat it is trying to be an astronaut because only a certain few get selected not everybody can go to space yeah and it's your dream you've had your entire life to leave this earth but you don't make it to be mentally strong for it - yeah and I feel like you have to be like oh I don't think they'll send you out there if you're not 100% confident about it you can't be like before the day before you're just like they probably they probably watch out for people talking - they're probably like yeah I heard the astronaut they're talking they said he said he was kind of nervous I feel like they really take that into consideration where they're just like what they said they were nervous because I feel like when you're nervous you're you just don't like you don't perform like well oh you have to be so many stress yes I went to college with a girl whose dad was an astronaut and that like that was crazy so she was like yeah when I was a kid we would have to like FaceTime my dad in space like your dad is literally out of this world I bet the views incredible you know it's crazy I never see like selfies in space I don't see astronauts just like taking selfies up there that's a big thing though right now if you want to be an astronaut I saw some take talk of a girl who was like if you want to be an astronaut big thing is like make a lot of content because they want astronauts who are good at making content because when you're up there you got to be sharing your oh my god you imagine a vlog from [ __ ] outer space and you imagine tick stalkers in space speaking of there's air travel Arak astronauts are laughing at us right now I think there's ever been ah smells have sex in space oh my god I watched some weird special saw some video on the internet of them trying to test it out if it was possible and they made this suit that you basically like velcro the other person together that's where our taxpaying dollars is going conceived in space yeah getting conceived I can see as possible but I think you need to get down to earth fast because I think the body the womb needs gravity how can you be raised without a sense of gravity you know water just broke we're almost there two months away I imagine little baby astronaut suit work would you be a citizen oh you wouldn't be a citizen of the earth literally the first alien ever born that's really crazy to think about literally this is in our we podcast that we're already sounding like we're stoned out of our minds can we I still want to think I think sure how do we get weed I just I just know that you know we're all gonna sit there and have to watch that podcast and cut everything yeah it's gonna be like a 15-minute broadcasts but I think we like it because it's very forgivable we won't be on our a-game but everybody will like hearing how bad it was like our wasted podcast yeah the things we ended up like crying and just I'm like I'm already like kind of dumb so when I'm like hyah [ __ ] I'm just like extra [ __ ] dumb like whatever we're talking about just gonna be like yes and I just want to be able to like Foreman yeah I wouldn't be able to make sense with anything anything but which I don't know the worst would be being high and you guys don't know and that put a type of paranoia but if I managed safe environment where we all know we're high and were telling everyone were high I think if it work should we do it and not like should we all be high one I'm sort of not saying anything oh my god people don't know just like all the comments are they high what I think we should do it in the next you should hire a look-alike replacement for me for that week because I don't want just take a little puff know where I eat three edible gummies peer pressure commercials have a cast things I want us to be sober in the beginning of it cuz I want I want people to watch us get aggressively yeah Mariah would forget to turn on the mic I think the best thing to do is probably eat edibles instead of smoke right no edibles can't you just take a really small amount so you're not I don't know but edibles have to like hit yeah and I don't want to be thinking like oh as it hit yeah edibles do hit you like warm like I mean it's not like I've not ever done it before but you know what I mean it's just it gets crazy right shake it's a little weird I was gonna tell you guys so I just got back from Florida I went to go visit my family for a week I can't believe we broke up I know we were separated people are gonna take that serious do you guys see anybody joke about it here's did you guys see anybody go Hall Pass yeah no his name is Keith Keith I was gonna say on my way back I had the most weirdest experience I've ever had on an airplane obviously like their tensions are high due to Corona and it was just it was really weird so we were almost back to LA and I had this sneeze attack and when I have like like the urge to sneeze I end up sneezing like five times four or five times you know in your mask to that's the worst keeps going so obviously like I know more like weird about that stuff right now because everybody's on edge but this lady a couple seeps up ahead of me goes like this gives me the dirtiest look and I'm just like I had to sneeze I'm sorry I I mean you got the mask on your thing you start rubbing your nose and it just makes you sneeze sneezing is not even a symptom of the disease I know right no yeah so she goes and she's talking to the lady lady across from her and the steward and it's like there's a disgusting man and I'm hearing it I'm curious I'm like trying to eavesdrop I'm like yeah let's hear it dusting and she starts turning back and looking at me and I'm like he's sneezing he's a disgusting sick man and I'm like oh my god she's talking about me but I've never had somebody say it to me like that like and be that vocal about it like normally you just saying that like hearing somebody call me a disgusting man made me feel like I can't I can't put it into words but like normally be like oh yeah this is sick dude sick kid over here like what like right but like it made me feel like oh my god um a sick man like a creep right and I was just like yeah let's get him wait it's me what was she getting the entire cabins attention was this yes she was trying to cause a scene just being obnoxious but then she's looking at the other lady and this other lady stands up and she's like are you sick I was like no like I sneezed and then she started accusing the guy in front of me - like you're sick you got Corona he sneeze - and then he's like you want to check my [ __ ] temperature like no I'm fine do you want to land do you want me to get let's cause this heat and then the parachute parachute just open up we got this she starts looking at me I'm like what and then she goes like this takes her phone out and she's just like taking pictures of you pictures of me I hope that reaches I really I really do yeah she was trying to like like she went over top it was like and I was just like this and she goes Matt when you press to cut this camera you tilted it and I'm on the edge of this frame oh I just noticed it oh my god turn the camera I find it crazy that just people will harass people like that in public like especially on a plane like that yeah people's are already scared being on planes people are on edge but like but don't attack like I sneak cuz I I can rub my nose um but speaking of harassment Mariah you got harassed I did I did well first of all I was gonna say a quick plane thing on my plane ride here it's like people that just it's I hate to say it but there are Karen's there Karen's there's a Karen on the flight and she was in a row that didn't have a window it was just like just the wall and she made a big deal about it called over to the stewardess like just made a huge deal like I I I can't believe this is my second flight and there's no window like making a huge she'll freaking out and then proceeded to tell him like I mean I could I could sit here still I just wanted to let you know and we were all just like why completely why does he need something to take a road trip I want to drive there's I'm always polite to strangers in everything I like to think so but there's nothing more than I love the rush of getting when you get on an airplane and you're you know your seat number you walk up and someone is sitting give you wait what do you mean you have to say so no I just sit next to that old buddy no no until somebody else says you're in the wrong seat and I'm like oh I'm in this oh we have this like yeah oh no pretty confrontational I love being like 23 D 23 beat like that's my seat how do you get a rush out about them because I know I have I have a piece of paper that I know where I need to be and this is my spot that's a characteristic of a Karen though I feel like I don't know I'm not mean about it but I just love knowing that I have proof Tripp I always get the exit seat the exit row because I like he's a hero but I just I get you to rush out of the pool what happened with you getting harassed though oh yeah I'll try to make it short o-katsu way okay so I had a layover in Michigan right one Saturday I was Detroit Kalamazoo the airport where the airport so I flew from Allentown Pennsylvania to Michigan and the flight was delayed in Allentown so I missed my flight going from Michigan to LAX so as a koala just hop on the next one whatever and the next one happened to be this morning cuz the flight was last night so I was like all right so it was held trying to get to the hotel that they like they gave me a voucher for the hotel room whatever I was like oh very nice I go to the hotel and it took me like five hours to get a shuttle to the hotel by the way because nobody gave me the right information the right phone number nobody gave me anything correct so I was already like on edge I was by myself in a strange city and I just was already panicking and then I guess the hotel and I was like just relieved that I get a room and I'm at the front desk and there's this guy sitting in the lobby just you could tell he was either on something or just drunk just intoxicated you already knew what you're gonna call him if you guys got into a verbal argument just in case I can't over argument I know what I know what you are I know okay Rudolph what's with Rudolph that the guy starts complimenting like my I was literally wearing sweats like I wasn't dressed up obviously he was complimenting my outfit and then he was like oh wow you just keep surprising me you're wearing chucks just being weird and he's like what and those earrings you just keep surprising me with this say what is he a [ __ ] leg [ __ ] boy - at the same the back yo head is ridiculous I'm saying like thank you because like that I'm just like oh thank you like thank you and then I look up and the the shuttle bus driver was behind him and he's sick he's like this to me and I'm like okay so then I start like shaking I don't know why I just get so nervous so the guy is uhm giving me my room key he's signing me in and the guy is like walking closer to me it's just me and him it's he's a lobby I'm getting checked into my room and I'm like how am I gonna go up to my room by myself like how am I gonna do this so then they start threatening the guy like you need to sit down like you can't talk to our guests this way they said they can't really do much because he's staying at the hotel he's actually a guest he's not late but then he started going how much for the [ __ ] night wait for her so he got up and he goes how much for the night watch and I start immediately tearing up I was just so scared and the kid were helping me out he was like a younger guy but like I felt so safe like with him because he kept like calling him out he was calling so you hear it's safe with it so then he comforted then he hands me my room key and the guy standing right next to me looking over my shoulder and I grabbed the room key so he like can't see the number and he goes what room are we staying in tonight oh my god I was like and I look at the guy and there's tears in my eyes and I'm trying to be brave and not show any fear and there's tears in my eyes and then he grabs another employee to walk me up to the room and so they me on the top floor like way far away and then they just said any time I need something just call them and they're gonna bring it up to me and they just told me not to leave my room I'd be like tuck me in I just I can't believe that there's soap there's like men out there it's disgusting that are still like that like I thought there was a point where they just stopped being like that creepy creepy [ __ ] that was really gross and scary I'm sorry yeah that's actually like really like if I like if I was like a girl like in a lobby like that I'll awful yeah I would not feel good terrified you're [ __ ] crazy I'm here now so [ __ ] you should have filmed it he goes we're making a movie those tik toks though where girls put their phone in their back pocket in their girls is crying and I was like oh my gosh what happened there's this once a talk that I saw where a it was like on a on a store camera and there is this older dude and like it looked like it clears or something it was just a lot of little girls everywhere and all weird it was just create this this guy just taking like his phone and doing this under her girls like I think what I'm amazed about is the when friends or people start to notice and what they do because a lot of people they ignore it they like they they're in shock and then they kind of just don't do anything about it they're like that I think that happened did it happen you see the process of her friend witnessing this happen she's standing there and this guy whips out his phone puts it under this girl's skirt and the flash goes off but her friends standing there and kind of like seize the moment in front of her and then the guy like and then she has this whole moment looking at her friends and accepting the situation and then goes right up to the manager in starts it's like it's like a 20 second moment where she's just like realizing it realizing that she look to the it's like you see her eyes get bigger and then she's just like wait a second is it like I think just seeing that reaction is just like if you said you're not they say some I think it's I think it's mainly just like you can't believe that just happened right and you're you're in your mind you're making sure that that's what you saw before you accuse there's something about it yeah is that one show real like what would you or what would you do is that what it's uh or what would you do or the guy where they test people's like morals and values like staged these arguments or these questionable things there's something about those videos that doesn't sit right with me when I watch out like there's videos like them they're they made a video of like someone ripping out the scarf off a woman and obviously the girl wasn't like like she's not Muslim but he rips off the scarf and runs away and they see what people do but I don't know I'd like I feel like just reenacting that moment just for a YouTube video like yes so it's distasteful do we did that as a bit no no it wasn't a show it was a YouTube video it was like a youtuber doing it and I'm pretty sure you may have been Arab yeah that's really just taste like yeah there's something about it even if that person isn't Arab but like what you're suggesting you're doing and staging it just for the reaction purposes yeah isn't the best yeah it's crazy because you already know that you already know what the reactions are gonna be half the people are gonna probably be do something about it and the other half are not gonna do anything about it that's like every video every video I would have loved to been a kid though on To Catch a Predator oh my god and then knowing the guys about to get [ __ ] oh the I know but it's just it's just funny cuz obviously the kids are safe they have a whole crew at least and they're there just to act to bait them in oh that's crazy before we continue this episode is brought to you by liquid IV if you don't know what it is is an easy healthy solution to dehydration if you're dehydrated try liquid IV it's literally the most it's the fastest and most efficient way to stay hydrated it actually has more vitamin C than an orange and is much potassium as a banana which is great because proper hydration is crucial for your immune system and can boost your immunity Zane knows all about needing to boost immunity and hydration after his drink and me right I actually want to tell you my experience with liquid IV he's talking about this for for so long before we even got sponsored yeah and I love being sponsored 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camera and I'm filming it and then I'm like you know what I'm gonna set it up where it's like to make it look real best video is just really funny but obviously I made sure like in the caption I said that like these two kept fake stalking each other the whole night right you know I don't wanna be the person that makes it look like [ __ ] real and of course or in the video Addison slaps Mariah first and the Mariah slaps her after like face loss and we're slapping out of an absence left her for what is a death threat like I always hear about you're getting death threats like I'll kill you oh that's the death threat I was like more detailed I mean I feel like there's certain like there's been certain friends that love ours that have like shown me tweets of like people being really scary just like you better watch out tonight yeah so [ __ ] up no those are like legit those are really dangerous though yeah and it's like people like [ __ ] like people can [ __ ] around and send tweets like that but like you don't understand like how serious yeah people take that [ __ ] I think they're just tick tock stands of Addison that are just saying yeah right I can't believe you made it so clear that it was fake Plus at the end of the video we're both laughing yeah and all my comments were about like are you why would you lay a hand on her why would you touch her I'm like so I changed my bio to here from the sloppy guys you should as you should accountability I said she hit me first it was one day I wish I was a good actor like I wish I could act but like that's just just not like I'm just so bad at it it's a tough one because I'm constantly like when I'm when I'm when I'm trying to act and something I'm costly reminding myself that like oh I'm and like I feel like the first rule I was actually watching Robin Williams documentary which is amazing by the way guys I highly recommend watching Robin inside my mind yes on HBO it's so good he it's such a sad documentary - so like be prepared to like just be but you'll laugh you'll cry yes but he said this line and I forgot I wish I had the quote but like Robin Williams says what you're acting you got it literally don't even think about that you're acting or working just like you are put yourself in the scene right just do nothing and do nothing yeah that's where you start like when the moment you think about doing acting yeah I remember looking at Todd I was just like yeah that's what we got to do man d-ohh have you guys seen that tik-tok trend where it's like who's the most famous person from your high school and I don't think we are though no we're definitely not no there's been so many like athletes we've had I think at least three or four that I know of and a lot of them actually lived professional athletes yeah on my high school's wicked wow you guys have a lot of plan for South Plains oh hold on how do you how do you even know I just I'm on my high school's Wikipedia but I'm not on the notable alumni section who who's on South you guys have Robbie Anderson and if I'll wide receiver for the camera Robbie Anderson that's Gabe's best friend yeah oh [ __ ] that's sick you have an MLB player Richard blyer I don't think a calling Cole Alex Collins all of them oh there's Wayne Federman comedian [Music] why you and roommate like a a Shark Week guy a Broadway actor Buccaneers player Rico Ross that's so cool to think about yeah yeah somewhere a professional sports players but Vanilla Ice is from my hometown and he's the most famous person from my town from my town Dwayne Johnson went to like our rival school really like that and Amanda Seyfried yeah yeah she's from my town too but how we you have a lot of famous alumni from your high school though right we have the director of Despicable Me one of the founders of vine Jason Tov is that his name Oh weird interesting thank you I have Michaela Conlin she's in bones she sounds familiar oh yes the CEO of allergen brenton sounder okay we don't have anybody like directors or anything that's invented something from our school no Dan we it is though the author of The Devil Wears Prada Lauren Weisberger what is in your water out current CEO of Boeing whoa whoa that's big people played for the Giants San Antonio Spurs damn oh we got his athletes I think that's like that for a lot of people my roommate in college though went to high school with posts Malone and post Malone post Malone was blowing up while we were in college and he's like Jesus Austin posed this kid from my high schools like blowing up on the internet right now and originally he like really didn't want to like him because post Malone I think was talking to this girl that like he was also kind of dating so he really hated him it was I hate this music and it was white Iverson and I listened to it was like this is a bomb this is a good song I think this kids pretty talented but it's wild for him witnessing how big I wish I knew him in high school like he probably was awesome like I don't know he just seems like he has that personality where he was just down for everything uh-huh super fun like a jokester in school but like it was also cool I don't really know how he is in person like I he's just so happy I think you just see this nobody's like post Malone and I know that's why is like just incredible person very good do you guys remember like the first famous person you ever saw I do really yeah well there's two so the first person I met that was a celebrity cuz I used to work at the I used to be at the airport oh my god there would be a few people like in the airport I've seen um Paul was a Pilate Paula Abdul Wow Paula Abdul Paul Giamatti the one in mind yes yes Bob yeah I saw him I saw Snooki that was crazy because she was in her big fat like big fat like bejeweled glasses she was just seeing that was like whoa likes walking by so I saw one of the guys from Backstreet Boys their role is working so it's crazy it's crazy just because I remember holding my sign I turn around and everybody's at crowding him like taking pictures I'm just like oh that's so crazy by the way though that's the one that was there was the one that got pissed at us oh really that's so like imagine imagine he like imagine he took one look like one look at me really quickly at the airport and the next time you saw me was on the stage remember do you like it's crazy how the world works like how like that happen is really especially to see them like multiple times yeah and then the first person that we met so the celebrity wives out here was Andy Dick remember that night yeah yeah it was it was like one of the first nights we went out and then we bumped into him and we're like oh [ __ ] that's Andy Dick and he kept on like talking to us already show the assistant where he people were it was like The Apprentice but people were odd trying out to be Andy Dick's assistant oh that's funny oh it was so funny and he would make every when he would eliminate people he would do a different reality show parody for eliminating them and he did one it was like survivor force he's like before I extinguish your torch I must extinguish you and he just puts the snuff on top of his girl's head when he went to extinguish the torch it caught on fire so funny the first time I ever saw celebrity was when I told you about when I did the Rock of Ages yes oh yeah that's cool so it was Russell Brand Paul Giamatti yeah nicest dude in the world literally maybe he was there when I was working that's for Rock of Ages probably no insides because he doesn't he doesn't live there no that's that's really cool but yeah I should have touched him and then you touched yeah was that and then there was like Tom Cruise there was I can't believe how much he got paid on set being a little bonus extra how much it was it was like it was like close to like 200 bucks a day just for a bit that's insane the job yeah I would act as soon as I saw that money I was like I want to be about it it was so cool but like yeah seeing seeing them in person was mind-blowing because like they'd remember we were like let's be in season 2 of euphoria and I were watching you for you last year and we both looked at each other like we have to get in this show just what see the carnival scene let's be on the carousel shot of it there's a shot when there one of the girls on the show she was like just to dry-humping the one of the carrot like one of the things on the carousel I didn't mean I mean not to be like did the ones next so just like when I got to LA when I went on a road trip when I was in college with my brother and we met up with one of this girl who went to high school with me and we were at La poubelle I think that's the name of it and Justin Long was there and he was sitting at the team whipped out my phone and like tried to take a picture of him and he looked right at me like right into the camera the most embarrassing have I told you about the time where I met this was at the Critics Choice Awards when I asked oh my god I forgot her name Sarah Sarah Sarah Silverman Sarah Silverman sorry it was Sarah Silverman and I Matt this was so [ __ ] embarrassing this is probably one of the most embarrassing moments it with this lottery because we're all like a wart show just to finish and we're all like you know how people just kind of like chitchat like for like 15 minutes after the shows and they all get out of their seats and they start like meeting so I remember we're at the one side of the thing and she was on the other side she was talking to like six grown old men like older men just like they looked it looked very looked important it looked very important right all of a sudden I go I see her I'm just like like this but the way I did it I must have uhm confused her where it's like hey like I know you like conversation and she stops the conversation with all these guys and goes hey one second and so the conversation is done and she walks towards me I'm just like oh my god I just I just ruined it I didn't say anything she walks up to me and I go can you get in this picture with me so it was my god he's an idiot and I remember she like she was smiling in my picture but I remember her face as soon as I took that picture and then I remember that face for the rest of my life she like was so annoyed and she wasn't annoyed because like she took a picture with like you know she thought it was something important that you called her over for yeah to get out of her comment it was it was bad but that job we were so excited about it remember was exciting and remember the original job that we had for that was you're supposed to you were supposed to interview all of Breaking Bad cast and now supposed to interview Game of Thrones yes and I remember I was so [ __ ] nervous because I was like what the [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] off like it's my favorite people of all time that I'm about to enter this wasn't like we first moved out here yeah we were not like experienced for a job like that like what like seeing Liza interview all those people for Vogue yeah she's so [ __ ] like just good I like you knowing Liza she's definitely nervous doing it but she's able to compete at that event though I remember so this was like and mine like one of my first like celebrity experiences - I forget her name but she was from The Walking Dead you know the older lady who had like with the shame yes yes she bummed a cigarette off cigarette yeah here take two and Walking Dead what's your favorite show at the time - oh my god I was freaking out take two I gave a cigarette to Childish Gambino's manager clothes no no uncle's cousin baby no no but listen to this so I was at childish gambino show yeah he asked me for a cigarette he was loading up the trailer whatever with all the speakers this is 2010 okay like Childish Gambino's just like a rapper in my friend it got picked to go on the bus cuz she was kind of like flirtin with childish gambino and I said hey my friends actually on the bus and he was like wait is that I know what girl you're talking about I'm like yeah I actually came with her and he was like okay I just want to make sure she gets home safely and we're like smoking a cigarette and then he like goes on the bus and then like talks to like the crew and then comes down and goes alright you can come on the bus but just don't go up and talk to Donald like just let him be if he wants to talk to you he'll want to talk to you so I go on the bus like 99 problems but a [ __ ] ain't one is playing Donald Glover's there and we're like that's yeah and it was the craziest night and then we decided to uh Donald was like let's go to a bar let's go to something we go down like all down 6th Street like bar hop with him and then he like it starts drinking and he starts jumping over like trash cans like goofing around and then he jumps over a parking meter and falls and hits his head OH so were like holy [ __ ] we just killed Donald Glover like this is terrible and then he like his crew like picks him up take him on the bus and then we get on there and he's like just like chillin but like they worried it feels like a concussion and so we're like trying to keep him conscious and so I'm sitting there with like Donald Glover this girl that I went with and like the entire band and we're like smoking a joint and stuff like hanging out and chilling with them and then the and then a year and a half later he comes out with this camp tour and I decided to hang around the stage just to see if I could run into the manager guy again and sure enough like one of the guys is like winding up chords and he goes hey I remember you you're the kid from that last time we were in Austin you raised me he comes gives me a backstage pass and I got to hang out backstage at Donald Glover show and Danny Brown was there and I was like taking like jugs of Jack Daniels with him and [ __ ] yeah pretty pretty cool pretty crazy but all because of just that one guy asking for a cigarette night weaseled myself onto that Bob just came out with a name he just had a better one than us we're just like right what about you Jersey Shore or when I would go to the shore they'd be like filming yeah that's so cool I really think that we should all go to the Jersey Shore house for like a week their first week 16 I think I told you guys that there's a suite they rented it out for like the sweet 16 party my mom was like you're not going you're not going and then she ended up going do you think Dave would be able to make a fun vlog out of that yeah seems like a funny scene if David could get them and us in that oh my that's what I was telling I don't know who saw me but I was saying that like I wish I wish what weird like what we're doing was kind of like a sane time because it would have happened like hunterson happened David would have reached out and they would have been down but it'd be like vlog squad in hype house laughs exactly exactly and but like oh my god I would've just been so cool cuz we would have been around the same age as Dom right not about the Playboy Mansion like the Playboy Mansion is non-existent anymore or someone else owns it it's not what it used to be but if everything was happening now we could have gone to just a party at the Playboy Mansion you can never say that you've been to the Playboy Mansion because they don't own it anymore maybe you could rent it out I think that would be fun to run out the Playboy Mansion for like a video shoot or something I don't know I feel after how long we've been here [ __ ] like that doesn't excite us anymore like but if we're like right now if you're and right at the Playboy Mansion Hugh Hefner's not here anymore I just don't think it like just to stand there and say like it's like Oh Ryan I when we went to this the playground near et who we really we have to touch it right that's cute that's Cuba Playboy Mansion isn't what it's not it's not it anymore I guess it's like saying the Jersey Shore house is like Mallard is because they're not there it's just I guess so yeah I guess so it's just an iconic history I've always wanted to take my mom there because my mom is obsessed with the play poor girls my mom loved like my mom loved like Holly and Heidi and Bridget and Bridget yeah she all she wanted to do when she I was out there when I first moved out there she was like honey all I want to do is be able to go to the Playboy Mansion meet the girls yeah it's crazy that he was dating three women yeah my was saying like if that was happening now yeah it would be completely different like people would not let your problem yeah it was a different time it was a different time I remember they took like a bunch of a big a vine group there to do remember seeing Curtis logo there and being like gosh if only we were as big as him like I remember being like weak that could have been us yeah I still would appreciate it though if I went yeah I was really into that my mom was not me so that's why I'm like you can make a tik-tok there ladies it's like angels are in vine ladies over can you that seems like so up his alley again yeah dan Bilzerian is like the moderns the Playboy the modern like Playboy a title but do you see these pictures of Dan Bilzerian like in a bed with like six ten women do you ever think he just is like get the [ __ ] out smoking a joint with these hot models and he has to be like I just leave have you guys seen that thing going around right now it's called like Rando not right yeah what's Rando nodding you okay so it's kind of like a geocaching but way more extreme what's Geok you don't know where it's this app that gives you this random GPS location but based specifically on like you is it based on you I think that's a load of crap a lot of people are saying it's oddly targeted for them specifically baby language what is this it's this app that randomizes a GPS location that when you go to it apparently this spot has a large sense of energy so you go there and you might find an abandoned car in the woods right there's somebody who's looking for their dog and you end up finding their dog weird things happen something specific they drop this weird pin the guy showed up and it was this abandoned car and he's like looking at like why the [ __ ] would have take him to an abandoned car in the middle of the woods okay there was one that my son the body these kids go Rando nodding and it takes them to this pier on a beach anyway no I don't think that was Rando a naughty I think they just found it on the no no they were random knotting and found a suitcase on the beach and they said it smelled really bad they opened it up and they decided to call the cops and there apparently there was a body in it I'm calling it I'm kind of calling [ __ ] it's definitely tik-tok it's definitely interesting because I mean that it seems very hard to believe how do I can I do this right now then the next thing you know good to be true he pulls up no they took a clip of just a whole bunch of police and then also took a screenshot of interesting all about a body found but it wasn't found because of random I'm gonna I'm gonna download it right now let's go maybe it is true about these kids finding the body parts an articling I don't know I'm very cynical when it comes to a tech talk that is too convenient there are a lot of people who staged so right yeah I just feel like there's a 5% chance that or some not go bad not even 5 I'd say less 1% chance that you find something interesting because 3 stars on an app like that is pretty low I did it twice and it gave me the same exact spot so I don't know we got to go there let's do it see what's up I love adventures we've got to close this [ __ ] out but guys thank you so much for listening and tuning in again we love you guys and we really appreciate it Ethan I have knew Mercer about a release I think next week or something I don't know Ethan I never get our [ __ ] together so who [ __ ] knows it could be next year but it's always coming soon exactly we guys thank you so much for tuning in you can listen to our podcast audio form version on podcast on the podcast app Spotify all that good stuff and in the video form on youtube.com slash gain and heat and check out hoot and a half while you're at it and cut and yeah you wanna you wanna close that you want to say something anything positive wish us luck on our Rando not this is our last episode yeah yeah we love you guys and we appreciate you guys as always for tuning in and we will see you on the video tomorrow and then also next week all right guys say bye say bye bye bye bye guys

Channel: Zane and Heath: UNFILTERED

Views: 1,052,067

Rating: 4.9665999 out of 5

Keywords: coffee talk, unfiltered, views, podcast, vlog squad, david dobrik, zane and heath, zane hijazi, heath hussar, vlogger, funny, vlog, natalie, todd, scott, skotcast, matt king, mariah amato, mariah and matt, catfish, carly and erin, uber, freakout, celebrity, vs, addison rae, addison, tiktik, tik tok, girlfriend

Id: eWVxMuS0y6E

Length: 65min 45sec (3945 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2020