[Disclaimer read by Vegeta] [Please keep these captions clean for those who need them.
Funny extras can be added to the English (Canada) subs. Thank you!] GOKU: ♪ 'You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up' ♪ ♪ 'You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up' ♪ KING KAI [telepathically]: Goku, come in! *says Chi Chi* GOKU [t]: Oh hey, King Kai! KING KAI [t]: Your friends are in trouble, Goku!
Are you healed yet? GOKU [t]: Uhh... nah, I don't think so. KING KAI [t]: Well, how long do you think it's gonna take? GOKU [t]: Well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done. KING KAI [t]: OK... you *think*, or you *know*? GOKU [t]: ♪ ...You put the lime in the coconut-- ♪ KING KAI [t]: GOKU! GOKU [t]: Aww c'mon, King Kai, they don't need my help.
I bet they're doing just fine on their own. VEGETA [off-screen]: Healer's down! KRILLIN: Need a res! GOHAN: Out of mana! VEGETA: WAAAAAAAGH...! KRILLIN: WAAAAAAAH...!
VEGETA: WAAAAAAAGH...! GOHAN: AAAAAAAH...!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAAH...!
VEGETA: WAAAAAAAGH...! FREEZA: >:)<
GOHAN: AAAAAAAH...!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAAH...!
VEGETA: WAAAAAAAGH...! [♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫] ♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫ ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫
(With a smile that’s Ultra-Z) ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫
(Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~) ♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫ [Dramatic sting] PICCOLO: (Growling) FREEZA: It's been so long since I've had to use this form.
It feels like an old suit I never have an occasion to wear. PICCOLO: Ugh!
KRILLIN: Ugh! FREEZA: Unfortunately, whenever I put it on... someone *dies*. GOHAN: Dende... *no*! FREEZA: Oh, don't cry for the poor thing.
I've saved him the fate of seeing what I'm about to do to you. VEGETA: Joke's on you; he hated the bald one. KRILLIN: Hey, that's not fair! He just met Piccolo! [Dramatic music] VEGETA: GET DOWN! {BOOOM}
[Dramatic sting] KRILLIN: I couldn't even follow that attack!
It was almost instantaneous! VEGETA: Yep! Just gonna stand
here and keep being awesome. PICCOLO: There's nothing we can do against that kind of power! VEGETA: Uhh, hello? Awesome. Right here. GOHAN: We're all gonna die! VEGETA: You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm
about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick. FREEZA [patronizing]: Oh look at you, Vegeta.
You're really going to fight me. Well, n-not really fight, more like... flailing angrily... VEGETA: Make your jokes while you can, Freeza,
because I can now see the peak of your power... while I'm only beginning to tap into mine. FREEZA: I feel like we've been here before.
Have we been here before? VEGETA: You see, I have finally realized the legend! FREEZA: Oh my God, this *is* happening again! VEGETA: That's right. You're not dealing with
the average Saiyan warrior anymore, Freeza. I, I, Vegeta, I, Vegeta, have finally become: I, Vegeta, have finally become:
THE LEGENDARY I, Vegeta, have finally become:
THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN™! [Dramatic sting] FREEZA: OK, seriously, first off - "Super Saiyan"... what *is* that? What even *is* that?
I'll tell you what it is: It's just some *stupid* legend passed by your filthy monkey
ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung! Let me tell you, Vegeta: Let me tell you, Vegeta:
I don't deal in *legends*; Let me tell you, Vegeta:
I don't deal in *legends*; I deal in facts. And here's a fact: By the end of this, you are going to be crying... By the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little... By the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little... *bitch*. VEGETA: ...Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan Swagger! FREEZA: Oh, for f**k's sake... VEGETA: HAARRRWAAUGH! HYAHH! [Vegeta continues to grunt while he attacks Freeza] 'Yes! I have him on the ropes!
All he can do is dodge me!' FREEZA: 'God - Zarbon's dead, Dodoria's dead, the
Ginyu's are dead... this has been one giant mess.' 'It's just like that jockstrap incident; only now,
I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes.' VEGETA: AAAARRRRGH! Huh? Wha--? FREEZA: This may be a little off topic,
but how good are you at digging holes? VEGETA: Ugh!
FREEZA: This may be a little off topic,
but how good are you at digging holes? FREEZA: This may be a little off topic,
but how good are you at digging holes? VEGETA: What are-- FREEZA: I mean, besides the one
you've already dug yourself into. VEGETA: Hurrgh, don't you MOCK ME!! FREEZA [intrigued]: Oh? VEGETA: HRAAAAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH! KRILLIN: I don't get it! Why can't Vegeta hit him?! VEGETA: DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!
PICCOLO: Because he keeps aiming where
he is instead of where he's going to be! PICCOLO: Because he keeps aiming where
he is instead of where he's going to be! GOHAN: Uuugh! PICCOLO: 'Oh, crap (!)' KRILLIN [o-s]: So, does this mean we should--? PICCOLO: DOOODGE!! KRILLIN: Hah!
PICCOLO: DOOODGE!! VEGETA: DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DA--! DAKKA! DAKKA-- DAKKA DAKKA--AH! VEGETA: Ah... hurrgh!
FREEZA: So, are we done playing children's games, Vegeta? FREEZA: Or do I have to *tickle* you? VEGETA: St-stop... stop, stop...
FREEZA: Eh? Eh~? Coochie coo, coochie coochie coochie coo? VEGETA: STOP IT OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP!! We'll see how you stand up to everything I've got! Take... my Super... Take... my Super... Saiyan... Take... my Super... Saiyan... WRAAATH!! FREEZA: 'Oh, and I should probably
send the Ginyu's families something...' 'Perhaps some wine, a gift basket...' VEGETA: AUGH! FREEZA: '...or maybe gift baskets *with* wine.' VEGETA [saddened]: Wh-what...? VEGETA [saddened]: Wh-what...? How-aah...? VEGETA [saddened]: Wh-what...? How-aah...? How is tha--...? VEGETA [saddened]: Wh-what...? How-aah...? How is tha--...? Oh God... FREEZA: See? It's like I told you, Vegeta... like a *bitch*! VEGETA [tearful]: Shut up!! FREEZA: Oh my *God*, you actually are crying! VEGETA [crying]: I'm not crying!! Not!! FREEZA: Honestly, now I just feel bad.
Usually, I just blow up whatever's in my way, but with you, I've gotten kind of attached.
[Vegeta whimpers in fear] It's sort of like putting down Old Space Yeller. KRILLIN [o-s]: How is that a thing?? FREEZA: It's sad, really... but before we
part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a *tale*. VEGETA: AAAAH! FREEZA: The End. {SPLASH} FREEZA: See that, Vegeta? Now, for my
next trick, I'm going to make an asshole disappear! ORPHEUS: Wagwan, brethren Vegeta? Me be ya spirit animal. And me here tell you how to mash up that bumbaclot Freeza. All ya gotta do is--
[Vegeta groans and pants] AAH! AAH! {GULP} FREEZA: Hey, Vegeta! VEGETA: Wha... whaat--? {THUMP}
BAAH! FREEZA: Stop hitting yourself. {THUMP}
VEGETA: UUGH! FREEZA: Stop hitting yourself. {THUMP}
VEGETA: URGH! FREEZA: Stop hitting yourself. {THUMP}
VEGETA: AAGH-AAH! {THUD}
Aha! Haha, you're the one hitting me! FREEZA: Au contraire, Vegeta... you brought this upon yourself. VEGETA: UGH! AAH! BUGH! KRILLIN: Should... we... help... him? GOHAN: WUGH!
KRILLIN: WUGH!
PICCOLO: WUGH! FREEZA: Oh, go ahead. Pool's open; water's fine. Hm? No? Just going to stand there like a bunch of pissants? Thought so. Now, where were we?
Oh right, I believe it waaaaas... Now, where were we?
Oh right, I believe it waaaaas... kidney punch! {THUMP}
VEGETA: AAAAGH! {THUMP THUMP THUMP}
VEGETA: AAGH! URGH! UUGH!
FREEZA: Kidney punch! Kidney punch! Kidney punch! FREEZA: And pause... {THUMP}
VEGETA: AAAAUGH!
FREEZA: And pause... kidney punch! GOKU [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ GOKU [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ GOKU [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪ GOKU [t]: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ GOKU [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ KING KAI [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ KING KAI [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪ KING KAI [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ KING KAI [t]: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ KING KAI [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ TENSHINHAN: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪ TENSHINHAN: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ TENSHINHAN: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ TENSHINHAN: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ TENSHINHAN: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪ YAMCHA: (Gasp)
TENSHINHAN: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
KING KAI [t]: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪
GOKU [t]: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪ {BEEP} GOKU: 'Pod's done!' {SLAM}
VEGETA: UGH! UGH-uhh! FREEZA: It seems our game is over, Vegeta. Now that we're done here, it's time
to send you crying home to mommy. VEGETA: My mother's dead... FREEZA: I know. HYEEEEEEEAAAH! PICCOLO: Urgh!
KRILLIN: Aah!
GOHAN: Uhh! [Musical swell (heroic music)] FREEZA: ...Who-- GOKU: Hey guys, how's it going?
[To Piccolo] Piccolo? When did you come back? PICCOLO: Uh... Dragon Balls. GOKU: Oh, neat!
[To Krillin] Hey, Krillin! That armor looks funny on ya! GOHAN: Hey, Dad! GOKU: Hey. So are you that Freezer guy? FREEZA: ...I am *Lord* Freeza, yes. GOKU: Awesome! I'mma deck you in the schnoz! {THUD}
VEGETA: Owww... FREEZA [surprised]: I'm sorry, that's a
new one, er... who, are you, exactly? GOKU: I'm Goku! GOKU: I'm Goku!
I'm insane... GOKU: I'm Goku!
I'm insane... from Earth! FREEZA: ... VEGETA [weakly]: He means Saiyan... FREEZA: Uh, between you and the Namekian,
I think I've lost my touch at genocide! GOKU: What's wrong, Vegeta?
Did Freezer do this to you? FREEZA: Oh look, he's all concerned.
I'm impressed, Vegeta; you managed to make a friend. VEGETA [weakly]: Hate you... hate you both... FREEZA: Unfortunately, Vegeta and I were having a disagreement. He wanted himself to live, and well... I didn't. GOKU: Why do you wanna die? FREEZA: Wha--... no, I, I-I mea--I meant I want *him* to die-- GOKU: Is it 'cause you look weird? FREEZA: ...WHAT? GOKU: Well, you know you got that
big head, those weird lips and that tail... FREEZA: Eeeegh!
GOKU: Well, you know you got that
big head, those weird lips and that tail... GOKU: ...and you don't have ears... FREEZA: OK, *no*! GOKU: ...and to top it all off, you're really kind of a jerk. FREEZA: And apparently, this is now happening. Vegeta! Explain! VEGETA [weakly]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... FREEZA: [To Goku] What are you...?
VEGETA [weakly]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you see, Freeza... you aren't dealing with
the average Saiyan warrior anymore... FREEZA: Oh~ FREEZA: Oh~ my~ FREEZA: Oh~ my~ *God*~!! VEGETA [weakly]: He has risen above, and
become a legend... the legend that you fear... He has become... A SUPER SAI-- He has become... A SUPER SAI--YAN!! GOKU: (Gasp) VEGETA!! {HISS}
GOKU: (Gasp) VEGETA!! FREEZA: No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got. [♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫] VEGETA: Laugh while you can, Freeza! Because I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane. [♫ "Rock You Like A Hurricane" ♫] [Cut-off] Huh... I should've known that was only a one hit wonder.
