- Welcome to "Don't Win Mario Party". Rules are simple: fourth
place is first place, and first place is a stupid idiot. Last time we played, Trevor and Angela were
kind of on the same team, because Angela's hand was bad. So they lost, like they got first place. Typically the loser, winner, whatever, should wear a cone, that's
kind of our new thing. We're not gonna make you guys do that but whoever gets first place this time wears a cone next time. - Woo! - The goal is to get fourth place, which I've only gotten once. But also, we're gonna play Mario Party 2 which has Day at the Races,
which we've never gotten yet. - Day at the Races! - Day at the Races! - I don't even know what it is. - Me and Angela are two different people. - Yeah, now you're not on the same team. - But together, we did
break it, and got 999 coins. - No! - [Spencer] I think
you win no matter what. - [Tommy] You bet so much. - [Spencer] Dude, I
think you have a 1,000- (all yelling) - I've never seen that in my life! You have 999 coins! - [Spencer] Is such a thing even possible? - We did pretty bad. - I watched that, that was nuts. Hope you guys are ready
to go to Coney Island, 'cause y'all are about to be put in- - A cone! - Wow, I haven't heard about
Coney Island since 2012. (Trevor and Shayne laughing) - An insta-win, folks. We got a Coney joke within
the first five minutes. - Let's go dude. - Awesome. - Yeah. Okay, let's go. What do we wanna do? Pirate Land, Western Land, Space Land, Mystery Land, Horror Land. What are we feeling? - I kinda wanna do train. - A train? Western Land? - Yeah. Western. - Okay, here we go. - Howdy, folks. (all laughing) - He's running alongside the train. - [Angela] I have my
ticket, I have my ticket! - I wanna be Luigi because
Luigi's a huge loser. - Who does anybody want? - I'm Wario. - I'll take Peach. - I'll take Donkey. - Donkey. - In the last video that
just went up recently, multiple comments were like, "Angela being Funky
Kong, that makes sense". What does that mean? - Funky Kong is this really disgusting- - No, I know he's disgusting. (Trevor and Shayne laughing) I know he's a monster. - No, you're a funky girl. - That is so (censored) up. - "Oh my gosh, you remind me
of that (censored) up monkey". All right. - Do you have to go in
the direction of the star? - (Censored). Oh my God. - Woo! - Wario. - I did think for a second
there, which was a mistake. - If we get Day at the Races, I'm going to do a full lap
around this entire set. - I'm gonna feel really special. - I'm gonna trip you. - I'm gonna do a hundred pushups if we get Day at the Races. - Guys, there's only one
race. Day At The Race. - And remember- - In the direction of the star. - You have to go towards the star. You can't avoid the star. And if you land on the star, and you have the coins,
you have to buy it. That's the rules. (all exclaim) - Okay. I have to go that way? - It's don't Win, you have to go in the direction of the star. (all exclaim) - [Trevor] That was kind of crazy. - Great start but- - Bowl Over. - Uh-oh. Gutter ball. - No rules? - Time for some gutter balls. - Okay. Courtney just,
you know, knock us out. That's how you lose. I wish I could jump off. - Can I jump off? - Oh no. - Come on. (Censored) - [Courtney] Oh, I can't
jump. I can't jump. - Look at how awesome Wario looks though. - Damn son, where'd you find this? Oh, come on. - That's tough. - Oh no. Somebody help
me learn how to bowl. (Trevor, Shayne and Angela laughing) - Roll low, you idiot. (Trevor, Courtney and Angela laughing) I hate you so much. Oh, gimme a break. - Yes. - This is bullshit. - Oh my God, you said yes! - Oh my God, you (censored) suck. Oh, that's awesome. Best day ever. - If I end up with like, five stars- - Then you'll be a Yelp review. (cast chuckling) - Oh yeah. This is awesome. - Yeah, easy. - Dang it. - Easiest one. - I love going off. Wait, wait. Wait. (all laughing) - Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. - Okay, Wario. - Dude, go. - Dude, I'm literally
going. Oh, hop aboard? - I think you gotta do it. - I kind of want to do it. - Do it dude, get on it. - A Goomba- Okay. - Oh, shoot. Ah ha-ha. (Trevor laughing sarcastically) - Here we go. Here we go. Oh, no. Wait, no. - Oh my God. - Wait, (censored), no, no, no, no. Oh shit. No! No! - That sucks. - Did you guys know you're
sitting next to the FAB squad? - FAB squad? - The (censored) ass mob squad. - What are we, dude? What are we? - [Courtney] Oh. - What are we? - I actually don't know, I just- - [Angela] Here we go. Here we go. - We should do the math on what the chance is to get Day at the Races, - Oh my God. Oh my God. I love this one. I know exactly what to do. (all laughing) I mean, I couldn't see which one I was. I couldn't see which one I was. I thought I was Donkey Kong. (Censored) Shit! - Oh, you're rich now. That sucks. - Ugh, been there, done that. So proud of you. - God, I'm so (censored) good
at video games, it sucks. - Oh you passed it up! That's right. - Oh milk. Get some milk. - Dude, this is the worst day ever. For the love of God. - You roll five. (Censored) Oh, oh oh. Look at you. - Oh my God. - Okay, says the guy also with the star. - Yeah, but you have
more money than me too. - Oh and seven more coins.
I have seven more coins. - You're gonna get that cone, man. - Kiss. (Angela laughs) - Go that way. Go that way.
Go that way. Go that way. 'Cause all that matters is- - Day at the Races. Day at the Races. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Day at the Races. Day at the Races. - Day at the Races. Day at
the Races. Day at the Races. (Trevor and Shayne making ape noises) - Come on. - No! - The one you would least expect! That's on you. - I don't even know the rules, let's go. - I'm gonna hit. - So we- Okay. - Get my ass. Get my ass. - Get my ass. - You love my ass. - Get my ass. - Get my ass. - Get my ass. - Get my ass. - You guys are really good at this. - Get my ass. - Get my ass. Get my ass. - No, dang it! My ass
was got. My ass was got. - Get my ass. Get my ass.
Courtney, get my ass. (Courtney screaming) (Trevor, Shayne and Angela laughing) - Oh my God. Oh, let's go. I suck. - 25? - Yo Ange', we're on a heater. - We're on a heater. - We're bulletproof right now. - Okay. That's fine, that's fine. - Hey, first place, idiot. - Okay. - How does it feel? (all exclaim) - Come on. Day at the Races, Day at the Races, Day at the Races. (all screaming) - No! - That's fine, it's
still BOWSER's Big Blast. This one's funny, but- I needed Day at the Races. - And you've never looked dorkier. "It's okay, it's still
BOWSER's Big Blast". - Why does he look like that? - This is giving FNAF. - Oh God. - Oh, I remember this. - Okay, okay, okay. - This is actually so fun. - Okay. Okay. Kill me.
Kill me. Please kill me. Damn it. Okay. - Please. - Kill me, kill me, kill me. - Mm. Please, please. (Censored) (Shayne laughing sarcastically) - Stupid bitch. Oh, shit. - That's wrong 'cause that's not it. - Damn it! - Yes! - You lucky girl. You lucky girl. Come on. You can fit me on one. - Gotta blast. - It's not that one. - Shut up - Guys it's- You guys are stupid. It's obviously green. Here we go. Goodbye. - You're stupid. - Oh! Wait, how did you know? - I just knew. I just knew that. Oh, it feels good to not get money. - Shit, shit. Oh, it's gotta be pink.
It's gotta be pink. (all exclaim) - Dude, I look like my tie. - Oh, we were so close to taking it. - Yeah, we were very close. Guys, but when it happens, we gotta relax because I'm not gonna be able to enjoy it, you know what I'm saying? Like, the energy in here
is (censored) booming. Like I have to- You know what I mean? Like, you know when it's your first time and you have to enjoy it? - I fear that we have built it up to something that it's not at this point. I gotta be honest with you guys. - Maybe I can get a Day at the
Races t-shirt or something. Has anyone ever made like a video game that's like, kind of raunchy? - Funny that you ask that. (Shayne and Trevor laughing) - Oh my God. Can I show Amanda
and Angela Dead or Alive? - Oh Angela, it goes far beyond that. - There's like sex simulators and stuff. - Shut the (censored) up. How funny would it be if
we did Don't Win Porn Game? (Angela, Trevor and Courtney laughing) - Everybody just tap A.
Tap A as fast as you can. What are you doing? Everyone don't Look. Just tap A. - [Trevor] Just tap A. - [Angela] Okay. - What are you doing?
This is a weird angle. - Eyes up. Eyes up. Eyes up. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I winning? - Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Stop looking. - Wait, that's not (censored)
fair, what happened? What happened? - Wait, that wasn't cool. - I was told to hit A and I didn't look. - We were all doing that. - You guys were looking. - No, I wasn't looking. - Peaked. (all laughing) (all grunting) - Slap me in the face. Go. - On behalf of Bowser. - Yeah, I'll buy milk. Dang it. I wanted milk. - You can't all buy milk. - You can go wherever you want. Get a challenge space. - Let's go. Let's go, let's go. - Aww! - Aww! - Okay another video game question. Another video game historical question. What was the first video
game to ever be invented? - Pong. - You guys all knew the answer? Are there like the Oscars for video games? - There's the Game Awards, yeah. - Oh, cool. - [Spencer] In December.
We could go next year. - [Trevor] Do you wanna
go? That'd be awesome. - [Spencer] We'd have to
explain to you and be like, "That's a video game". - No, I'd study, I'd study. I would study. If you gave me a binder, I would study. I'd go there and I'd be like, "Day at the Races, Day at
the Races, Day at the Races". - Oh, we need to swap for this. Let us do this. - Okay. - Wait, what are we supposed to do? - Just get points. Get good. - Who the freak am? I'm Luig'. - Oh, we're gonna be dizzy. I can't wait. - Oh no. (Courtney moans) - I drink wine, I can do this. - I'm drunk. - Let's go. - God dang it. - Get on. - We were both right there. - So close. Oh wow, that feels so good. - We're both in first, dude. Oh get three. Get three. - No. Still a chance. Still a chance. - Take my money, bitch. Take my money. - You're the richest bitch here. (Trevor burps) - Bitch better have my money. - Okay, here we go. Torpedo Targets. - Let's see. Courtney and I. All right, just don't do anything. - Watch us get 999 coins. - Okay, so we're not shooting. Don't. Am I the driver or am I the shooter? - Are we trying to kill each other? - Just for fun, I am. - Just wanna go up to the top. - Yeah, let's go to the top. - I wanna pee. - I like how we're going but
the propeller's not moving. - Yeah. This game's so unrealistic, dude. - Dude, we should be hitting the surface. - Let's go up to the surface. - Let's go to the surface. - We're at the surface. Don't copy us. - Wait. No, no, no guys,
POV you're the Titanic. - Whoa, the fish. I never saw the fish. Wait, Courtney, go back up. - Should we go down? - You see that fish? Let's kill the fish. - Kill the fish. Kill the fish. - Go to the left. - Okay. We have some murderers here. - Go to the left. There was
a fish. I saw a giant fish. - It was a big fish. - Where was that fish dude? Wheres the fish? - Let's find the fish first.
Let's find the fish first. - Where's the fish? We have 10 seconds to find this fish, bro. - Where's the fish? - Where the freak? - Did you hallucinate? - No, I saw a giant fish. - I saw it. I saw it - Right there. Right there. - He's lying! - That was such a good game. - I saw that fish. - I saw it too, dude. - That was such a good game. - Post in the comments
if you saw the fish. - Okay. Who's doing what? - Oh! Oh! Oh! - I'm sorry. Oh! - Does that make it that
we have to steal coins? - Yeah. - Yeah because well star- - Hey, please, please, please.
I'll literally pay you $5. I'll literally pay you $5.
Please. Shayne, please. - Oh my God, that was so sexist. - [Tommy] Let's go. Wow. Wow. - He's got the least amount of coins. I need you guys to have
the amount to buy a star. - That's a good point. - I'm not pressing it.
I'm not pressing it. You can have 'em all. Ha. Ha, get owned. - All I want is Day at the Races. I could get first place and I'd be okay if I got Day at the Races. - I'm gonna freak out.
What does it look like? Like, are we racing? - No you just wouldn't believe it's- - Is it like- - It's not like you're racing. - Like days of the week or something? - It's like a whole thing. - Are you like betting on horses? - Oh! - Oh no. Wow. Two, two, two, two, two. (Censored) - That was tragic. - Just living with all these coins. - Skateboard Scamper. - That sounds cool. I'm all about this. - I love scampering. - I'm a big fan of scampering as well. All right. Let's just try to lose. - Scamper. (intense rock music) - Oh my God. - Oh my God. We look adorable. - Did we just die? - Did we die immediately? - Just possessed. Just like, "Oh!" Wait, what's this milk situation? - Get the milk. - Invite everyone to a hootenanny. - Oh yes a hootenanny. - What's this hootenanny about? - I remember the hootenanny.
We just hang out. That's it. - It's a gang bang. - Oh, we just- Oh my God. Everyone's there now. - Yeah. It's a hootenanny. - That's crazy. - Do you guys ever like drop a pin and hootenanny with your friends? (Courtney laughing) You just drop a pin and you're like, "Hey, let's hootenanny over here". - It's just like in real life. - I don't think it's enough. (all exclaim) (Shayne grunting) - I just broke the couch. We just broke the couch. - I think the couch is actually broken. - It's actually broken. - We broke the couch. - We actually broke it. Oh no. - Oh, I love this game. Where you get to
(censored) the face around. How did you get the little ears up? - Because you're supposed
to match it to the middle. - By being really good. I did the worst. - What? How did I do the best? - Wow. - I didn't touch it. - That was the mistake. You
gotta mess it up a little bit. - Just do the opposite
of what the picture is. (couch leg snapping) (all laughing) - Did you hear it? The way the wood is crunching. - We're like leaning back now. What the hell is going on? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh no. - Oh! Go right, go right. - Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go. Go right, go right. - Go right. Angela, go right! (Angela and Courtney laughing) (all screaming) - [All] No! - You know what's gonna happen? We're not gonna get it. We're gonna break the
couch over Day at the Races and never go to Day at the Races. (Trevor moaning) - Give me that bomb. - [Trevor] No. - You mother (censored). - You son of a- - [Courtney] Let's get
him. Angela, let's get him. It's (censored) clob time. Watch out. - [Angela] We'll feel it too. - [Shayne] I got it.
It blew up, it blew up. - [Courtney] Ah, you shit. - [Tommy] This is so (censored). This is so (censored). This is insane. - [Courtney] I say we try
to break the other side so it like leans back nice. - If the other side
breaks, we're going back. We're going back. - [Shayne] The game is still going. - [Trevor] Oh my God. - [Shayne] It's not on
me. Courtney has it. Courtney's not allowed- Sorry Trevor. - What? No! Ugh, that's twice. - Next time Day at the
Races happens, possibly, we gotta push all the energy over here. - Yeah, we need to break this side. - Oh, I'm Peach now. You've not seen the power
of me when I'm in a dress. Get ready. - Oh my God, we look so ugly. - Oh, this one's awesome. - Taking you down. - I'm going to no-scope. - Oh my God. - Annihilated. - I got tons. - Please don't (censored) win. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's go. Let's go. Thank God. - How did I do? - You won, bitch. (Trevor and Shayne laughing) - How'd I do? "You won bitch". (Courtney laughing) Oh no. She's a broke bitch. - [Tommy] Zero stars, zero
coins. You're actually the goat. - I'm actually a goat right now. - Full on goat. Goat mode. (Courtney bleating) - I'm going goat mode. - You know the llama face trend? - [Shayne] Excuse me? - Um Courtney, this was never a trend. This was never a trend, this
was something you were doing and nobody else was into it. - Day at the Races, Day at the Races. (Trevor and Shayne laughing) - I remember the first
time I said "freaking" in front of my mom, we were
watching American Idol, and I was like, "Oh,
this is so freaking good" and she goes, "Don't say freaking, it's just a word that means (censored)". And it was the first time I heard my mom and she went (censored)
and I was like, "Oh no". Then I cried. - Oh, boo. - (Censored) me. - Steal 'em. - Steal. - Steal 'em from me. - Steal from me. Steal from Wario. Wario, Wario, Wario,
Wario, Wario, Wario, Wario. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. - I'll steal from you if
you shut the (censored) up. - I'm shutting up. Enjoy the coins. (Trevor laughing sarcastically) Enjoy the coins, idiot. - Enjoy the coins. - Has anyone made a
video game that's an ad'? - Most mobile games. (cinematic hit) - Oh no! (Shayne, Angela and Courtney laughing) - I jumped over your ass. - I didn't realize you could jump on me. - (Censored) Bowser. - One-on-one time with Bowser. - 10,000 coin present. - [Courtney And Trevor] What? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, I think it's gonna be nothing. - Let's go. Let's go. I was so scared. - That was crazy. - I was so scared. - Bowser is an entrepreneur
at their finest. - But he could've taken my
coins, so it's still good. Okay. Okay. Almost. (all exclaiming) - Okay. - Day at the Races! - Day at the Races! Day at the Races! - Day at the Races! - Day at the Races! - Day at the Races! (all moaning) - Y'all, I'm about to
pop the (censored) off. - I'm just gonna cut his
eyes out. I'm so mad. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - We have 25 seconds. Oh, that was all I could do. That was all I was allowed to do. It won't let me do anymore. - Hey guys, check it out. - [Angela] No way. - [Shayne] Check it
out, guys. Check it out. Yes, I did it. I (censored) did it. I don't care, I'll take the win. I'll take the win. - That's awesome. I'll take the win. - Dude, let's go. Right there. (Censored) yeah, dude. - I drew Drake. (all laughing) - That's gonna be so dated. - I woke up yesterday and went on Twitter and it was the first thing I saw. - I woke up and I accidentally
searched "Drake leak". - Trevor and I were sitting
in the quiet yesterday and he goes, "Anybody
see Drake's (censored)?" (all laughing) - "Oh my God, you guys, I accidentally just searched
Drake cock and I saw it, ugh". - That was so crazy dude, (censored). I'm so sweaty. - Gimme that cake. - Look. I'm just holding it. - Shit. - We tied guys. - Oh, brutal. - Hate that we did that. This is still a
competition, but ultimately, this is a team effort
to get Day at the Races. - I'm trying to remember
the origin of like, I feel like it was just
you and Damien being like, "Ooh, I hope we get Day at the Races" and then we started making
fun of you for that? - Look, maybe there's gonna
be a challenge space up here. I don't know. - Who put a vest on me? - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - This is gonna be a tight race. - Tipsy Tourney. - Who am I? Who am I? Who are you? - Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? - Who are you? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the goat. I'm the goat. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. - How do you win? - Gotta make the turtle roll around. - Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on. - Trevor, you're about to win, dude. - Shut up. Shut up. (Censored) - That sucks. - Yay, yay. - Dude, that sucks, dude. Dude, I heard that you won. - Oh, you can only have
one item in this game. - Star. - Uh-oh, star. - Literally, literally. - Wait. How many? How
many? How many? How many? - Okay well take your star. - Take your star. - Oh my God. Do you have two? Do you have two left?
Do you have two left? Do you have two left? Wait, what's going on?
What's gonna happen? - What's happening? - What's gonna happen? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - How many stars you're gonna get? - Okay so it's all way over
there. We got a ways to go. - Day at the Races. - Day at the Races guys. Watch her have like three this move. - I'm scared. I'm scared right now. - Wario, Wario, Wario,
Wario, Wario, Wario. - Luigi, Luigi, Luigi,
Luigi, Luigi, Luigi. - Ange', after all we've been through. (Shayne and Courtney laughing) - Luigi, Luigi, Luigi,
Luigi, Luigi, Luigi. - Who can say it faster?
That's who I'll give it to. (Shayne and Trevor mumbling) Okay, we'll give it to Peach. (Angela and Courtney laughing) - That was embarrassing. - Last five turns. - Last five? - All I want is Day at the
Races. That's all I want. - [Courtney] Use your little box. - Yeah, use it. Use it. What do I get? What do I get?
What do I get? What do I get? - Oh I should have
counted how many squares. - Oh, too bad. You ass. - Still a chance. - Still a chance. - Bing bong. Oh. - Shoo, shoo. Get out of here. Go. - Wow, you're just
swimming in dough, Ange'. - Suck on that, bitch. - Angela, you have the
most money I've ever seen. Except for 999. - [Trevor] So brutal. Slot Car Derby. - Swap again. - Slot Car Derby. - If you win this, I'm killing myself. (all laughing) - [Courtney] Oh my God, it's
a penis course. There we go. - Just do really well, man. - What are the controls? - I don't know. - I'm going. Oh, it was just hold. (Censored) - Oh shit. Oh but you can spin out. - Damn, we totally could
have played this ourselves. - What are you talking about? - Because like, you can lose. - You can lose. - I spun out. I keep spinning out. - Dude, screw you, man. (Angela and Shayne shouting) - Trevor, Trevor. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Trevor, I'm still winning. - I don't care, dude. I don't
care. You're such a loser. - You can't stop me. - You're such a loser. Come on, come on, you son of a- No, no, no. - Angela, why are you
getting involved in this? - Because I wanna be included. - Wait. Wait, there's one more. - There's still another
lap. And I'm about to win. - No you're not. No you're
not. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. - No you're not. Yes! Yes! - New record? We just started playing. - New record, dude, you got a new record. That's awesome. Way to break the couch. - Hootenanny! (all exclaim) - They all get hammered. - Yeah, it's an orgy. - Whoa. We're all having funny hats on. We did a hootenanny. Good job everybody. - Oh, that's just some
good, clean family fun. Oh, man. Hootenanny. - Classic Skateboard Schemer. - What a riot. - Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Never mind. - I didn't know the controls. - I didn't know the controls either. There's a good chance we're
gonna get Day at the Races. Not me though. - Get the mail. (all cheering) - We all get hats. - Angela started walking
away and I was like, "Wait, another hootenanny". - I've got to pee so bad. Another one! (all cheering) - Bunch of hootenannies. - This is so fun. - I literally haven't been
conscious in like four days. Been blackout drunk. - Crap me in the crapper. - Crap her right in the crapper. - Get Bowser. - It's okay, dude. Happens to all of us. - I can't feel my hands. (Shayne laughing) - Let's go. - Here's this bullshit again. - So I think this is it. - One, two, three. Yes, yes, yes! Go to the right, go to the right. You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. - Come on. Come on, come on. - Dude and we can do another
hootenanny after, too. - Guys, guys, guys,
guys. Come on guys. Guys. Day at the Races, Day at the Races. - Everybody breathe. - Day at the Races, Day at the Races. - Come on, come on, come on. - Come on! Fine. We get- - Big Blast? - Wow. - It's not fair. - Would be a shame if Bowser (censored). - I sure hope Bowser doesn't (censored). All right guys, I'm gonna go
up there and I'm gonna blast. - Yeah, let's blast. - I hope I blast. - If you get a blast on the first go, that's honestly so cool. - Go for the pink. Go for the
pink. It's always the pink. - It's always the pink? - That's pink to you guys? - It's not the pink, it's the red. - No, the pink makes him blast every time. - If the pink makes him
blast, I'm gonna be so sad. - [All] Oh. - Dude, if you don't get
blasted, I'm gonna be so mad. - It resets if you don't get blasted. - Wait, really? - It's what's so funny. - Blast! Whoa. - Do it again. - Let's go. Okay I'm
taking pink this time. - Take the pink. - It's not gonna be it. - Oh my God. - Guys, you guys are so dumb. It is- Guys, it is obviously green this time. - Literal, really nothing. No matter what, I'm always gonna blast. I'm always gonna blast no matter what. - Let's go, it's time. - Oh. No. - Oh! - Miller, I blasted - She blasted. - All blasted. They don't call me the mayor
of Don't Win for nothing. - That's right. - That's right. - I get to go first. I get to go first. All right, is it gonna be pink? - Yeah. - No, that's 'cause it's gonna be yellow. - Oh, shut up. Shut up - Oh, okay. - Congratulations. (Shayne and Angela laughing) - That's a heater. - What was it? "Congratulations dude". - Wow! Congratulations. - Dude, stop. Oh my God. - Oh, I could have used that for the- - Uh-oh. You know what time it is. It's time for a- - Shall we hootenanny? Shall we? - Then we have another shot at that. - Hootenanny! - This is so stupid. - I love hootenanny, it's like so manic. - All right, we gotta trade again. - It's my TOAD in the Box. - Who am I? Luigi. - Wig. - Bye bye. Bye. - Bye loser. Bye loser. - Goodnight, sweet prince. Turn around, bitch. - Wait. Is Trevor still- (Angela and Courtney exclaim) - I made sure to win for you. Made sure to win. - Hootenanny. (all cheering) - Hey, we're back. We're back. When your friends won't
stop hootenannying. - Oh guys, you know what time it is. (Courtney whooping) - What are we doing?
And it's just milk, too. - Luigi dies of alcohol poisoning. - Welcome to hootenannyville,
population us. Am I right? Up top. - We should get T-shirts that
say "Hootenanny" on the front, "Day at the Races" on the back. - Uh-oh guys. One last hootenanny. - This summer was a good time. - Woo hoo! Yeah. Everybody come on over. We're all doing a hootenanny. One last time before we all go to college. - There's gonna be more hootenannies. I don't think we're done
with hootenannies yet. - Do people, when they're not playing a (censored) up version of the game, do they not want to hootenanny? - I actually don't know.
A hootenanny might draw someone away from getting a star. - I'm like, in what world would
you not want a hootenanny, you know what I mean? - I know. I mean, to me, it
feels like the ultimate win. - Oh, I got a golden mushroom. - Pretty cool. Guys, we're gonna- I don't know if Day at
the Races is gonna happen. Oh wait. It might actually happen. - Aw. - It might actually
happen. Go go that way. - I think it's five.
I think it's too many. - Six is the new- - Shit. - That's so sad. - Shit. (upbeat music) - Oh my God. Why am I thrusting like that? (Angela laughing) (all laughing) I like that there's a moon behind him. - See, 'cause you didn't do anything and then they weren't doing anything. - So you're supposed to do the Simon Says of the dance moves. - Man, (censored) this game. - I think you were screwed that time, man. - It's okay because we'll
get another hootenanny. - Now you have enough
for another hootenanny. - Can you hoot? You better hoot. - Come on, hoot. You
better (censored) hoot. - I'm hootenannying. - Guys, I think this is the last round so this is your last chance
to get a stay at the races. - Okay. Okay. - Don't they say all
things take 10,000 hours? - Yeah. To master. - Yeah. To get Day at the Races. - We have to master the hootenanny first. Once you hootenanny for 10,000 hours, you can have Day at the Races. - Wow guys, that was our last- - I love knowing that Angela,
you don't know anything about what Day at the Races is. - And it's always "Day at
the Races, Day at the Races". - All right, Angela. It's up to you. - I simply can't pay
for hootenanny. Sorry. - I am simply spent. I
have hootenannied so much. Oh guys, it was a good try. We'll get Day at the Races someday. - What? Like you haven't been doing that at all. - All right guys, we'll trade. So A and B buttons simultaneously to wind up your little guy. - A and B simultaneously? - Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? - [Angela] What are you
doing? Take his thing. - [Courtney] It's his mouth. - [Angela] Oh my God. We're learning too much about this man. It was not doing mine. - All right. It's going, it's going. - I thought it was alternating. - This is so cute. (Censored)
had a toy like this. - Which one am I? Which one am I rooting for? - I did a good job. (all exclaim) - I think you won. - Let's go. Get (censored). - You got a new record. - Damn it. - That's a real gamer moment right there. - You got on the ground for that. - I couldn't tell what you were using to press those buttons. - All right. - Here we go. - Now guys, it's time for bonus stars. - Shit. I'm in first right now. - Bonus stars. Mini game stars. No. Wario! - No! No! No. - Coin star, Wario! - And he broke the couch. - Wario again. - No, why me? - It doesn't matter, I have four stars. - There's a chance I
could get fourth place. - No, no, no. Superstar, please go to- - Superstar is- - Uh-oh, Bowser. - What? Trouble rolled into town. - Someone was robbing a bank. - Wait. Trouble rolled into down. - The only way to solve this crime is to have Day at the Races. - Oh my God. Here. (Shayne, Courtney and Angela cheering) - Cone time. - I swear to God, Shayne,
if you took this from me, and in the last second I
get that (censored) star. - You're gonna murder him. - I'll do it. - His head blasts off. - Crazy, we're watching you die. - Oh my God. I killed him. - You corked me. - The superstar, the winner- Oh, Angela! My God. (Shayne, Courtney and Trevor clapping) - This is my first time
never getting a star, but only getting one at the end. Huge. - Congratulations Angela.
You are the loser, - Which means Trevor. - How do I- - You're gonna wear
that for the next video. And I hope you're having
a good time in there. - Oh, this thing sucks. (Angela laughing) - Guys. This has been another
Don't Win Mario party. We didn't get Day at the Races, but we will, some day, get
Day at the Races. We promise. - And whenever you guys are out on a hootenanny with your friends, send pictures on social media. - Yeah. Make sure to
hootenanny responsibly. - True. - Please hootenanny responsibly, and you have to make sure
you have enough money to hootenanny. - You need $20 to hootenanny. - You need $20 to hootenanny. - And it all comes down to the
Day at the Races at the end. - Oh my gosh. We gotta know
who's won the most Don't Wins. - Isn't it you? - I think it might be you. - Sorry I didn't mean to ask the question, but I was just wondering. - I think you're the reigning champ. Bye everyone. - Get outta here. Bye.
