>>> KELLY ANNE IT'S ALMOST
CHRISTMAS. WE HAVE TO TALK CHRISTMAS NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'M AFRAID SO, MR. TRUMP.
I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SO BUSY ON YOUR THANK YOU TOUR.
>> I HAD TO DO IT. I FELT AN OBLIGATION TO THANK
ANY SUPPORTERS BY STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM WHILE THEY CHEER
FOR ME. LET ES GET THIS OVER WITH.
ARE THERE MORE CABINET PICKS YET?
>> RICK PERRY WILL BE SECRETARY OF ENERGY.
>> WAS THAT A GREAT CHOICE? I SAW HIM ON "DANCING WITH THE
STARS." THIS GUY HAS SO MUCH ENERGY.
HE'S JUST UN-PRESIDENT-ED. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK WHO
WILL BE PRESIDENT. >> UM, THAT'S YOU, SIR.
>> CAN I JUST DO IT THREE DAYS A WEEK LIKE HOWARD STERN DOES?
>> I DON'T THINK SO. >> KELLYANNE, WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOING IN MY ADMINISTRATION? >> OH, WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS DONE.
MASTER ILLUSIONIST. ALSO, I PUT TOGETHER A LIST OF
PEOPLE WHO AGREED TO PERFORM AT YOUR INAUGURATION.
>> SO MANY GREAT NAMES HERE REALLY.
I LOVE THEM BOTH. >> ENOUGH WITH THE WORKING.
LET'S DO THE CHRISTMAS. >> OKAY, MELANIA.
KELLYANNE, LET'S TAKE A BREAK BUT STAY CLOSE BY.
>> I'M HANDCUFFED TO YOU FOR ALL OF HISTORY.
>> WHAT'S THAT SOUND? >> IT'S COMING FROM THE CHIMNEY.
>> IS IT A GHOST? AM I BEING SCROOGED?
I HATE THAT. SCROOGED!
>> DONALD, I THINK IT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> VLADIMIR, THIS IS A GREAT SURPRISE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> I WAS JUST IN TOWN, YOU KNOW,
HIDING IN THE WALLS. >> COME IN.
COME IN. IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY GET A
CHANCE TO TALK IN PERSON. I COULD POST AN E-MAIL TO YOU
BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SENT IT YET. >> I KNOW.
MR. TRUMP, I'M HERE BECAUSE YOUR CIA SAY THE RUSSIANS TRIED TO
MAKE YOU WIN ELECTION. >> I KNOW.
ALL LIES MADE UP BY SOME VERY BITTER PEOPLE WHO NEED TO MOVE
ON. >> SO YOU TRUST ME MORE THAN
AMERICAN CIA. >> ALL I KNOW IS I WON.
>> WELL, THIS GUY IS BLOWING MY MIND.
DONALD, I WANT TO STATE OFFICIALLY THAT WE IN RUSSIA ARE
SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE U.S. PRESIDENT.
>> THANK YOU. >> WE THINK YOU ARE THE BEST
CANDIDATE. >> SURE.
>> THE SMARTEST CANDIDATE. >> NO DOUBT.
>> THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
BUT IT SOUNDS TREMENDOUS. >> SINCE IT IS CHRISTMAS, AFTER
ALL. I GOT YOU A GIFT.
THIS IS ELF ON THE SHELF. IT'S FUN.
YOU JUST PUT IT RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOUR INTERNET ROUTER.
YOU KEEP IT THERE ALL YEAR. IT'S FUN, YES?
>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL. VLADIMIR, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING. I DON'T HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.
>> PLEASE, MR. TRUMP, YOU ARE THE GIFT.
>> DONALD, CAN WE TALK? >> EXCUSE US, VLADIMIR.
>> DONALD, I DON'T TRUST THIS MAN, OKAY?
THINK OF IT THIS WAY. IF A PERSON YOU DID NOT KNOW
CAME FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND JUST STARTED FLATTERING YOU,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> MARRY THEM.
>> VLADIMIR, I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GO.
IT MIGHT LOOK BAD FOR US TO BE SEEN TOGETHER.
>> BRILLIANT OBSERVATION. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO SMART, MR.
TRUMP. >> YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU
WANT. >> SIR --
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS
PAST. SCROOGED!
>> NO. I'M NOT A GHOST.
THIS IS MY FACE AND HAIR. IT'S ME, KELLYANNE.
YOUR SECRETARY OF STATE PICK REX TILLERSON IS HERE.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT.
I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND -- POOTIE?
OH, MY GOD! >> REXIE, BABY!
[ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ] >> OH, MY STARS, DONALD.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME POOTIE WAS GOING TO BE HERE.
MAN, HAVE I BEEN HOPING TO CATCH UP WITH YOU.
>> AS HAVE I, OLD FRIEND. SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
RIGHT HERE. WE'RE HAVING SOME OIL DRILLING
PROBLEMS HERE. >> OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
AS SOON AS THE SANCTIONS ARE LIFTED WE'LL UP OUR INTAKE BY
30%. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> WHAT ABOUT DOUBLING
PRODUCTION HERE IN THE SEA? >> ALREADY UNDER WAY.
JUST HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE RIDGE.
THE MILITARY IS ON IT. >> AND WE DESTROY VANITY FAIR,
RIGHT? THEY ARE A TERRIBLE PUBLICATION,
JUST TERRIBLE. >> SURE, BUDDY, SURE.
YOU SET UP SHOP HERE? >> OH, YES, FOR YEARS.
GREAT BLACK CRUDE THERE. >> SPEAKING OF BLACK AND CRUDE,
I KNOW KANYE. HE CAME HERE.
HE'S USING MY COLORIST NOW. HE SAYS WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE
ME, BUT A BLACK. >> THAT'S COOL, BUDDY.
EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND. >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY LIVE
FROM NEW YORK WITHOUT ME, RIGHT? >> NO.
WE'D NEVER DO THAT. >> BUT MAYBE --
>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'm still slightly shocked every time I see skinny John Goodman.
Kelly-Anne's throw-away lines about her responsibility for Trump's presidency are always so great.
"Well I'm hand-cuffed to you for all of history now, so..."
I know Alec Baldwin had been vocal about how much he didn't like doing SNL before the election (takes up his whole weekend from spending it with his family, etc), but since his performance is constantly getting under the Donald's skin, I wonder if he's enjoying it more these days.
The end of the skit where Tillerson and Putin are talking business while Trump is standing next to them like an idiot is way too close to what I imagine his actual presidency is like to still be funny......
Has Trump tweeted about this yet?
The way SNL is making fun of the Donald is just unpresidented.
I wasn't totally convinced at first, but I increasingly mistake Kellyanne Conway for Kate McKinnon when I see her on television. That's probably an indicator of a very good impression.
Mirror
Beck's pecs tho