[ Cheering ] >> Hi everybody. I'm George Beard and
this is my best friend - >> Harold Hutchins, what up? >> We write comics together. But most recently we
wrote a musical based on one of our comics. >> It's about a cop who gets a
dog's head sewn onto his body. And we call it "Dog
Man the Musical." >> Oh should we show
them a little of it? >> Why not, they are
all looking at us. >> Okay. >> In the show Dog Man
is off guarding a fish. While Dog Man's enemy
Petey the most evilest cat in the world has been
trying to clone himself to get revenge on Dog Man. >> But his clone ends up being a
happy little kitten named Little Petey, so evil Petey has to
come up with a different plan. >> Whatcha doin Papa? >> For the last time,
I am not your Papa. I don't have an evil clone
to help me defeat Dog Man; I'll have to build
a super mega robot to perform my evil bidding. The AD hexatron droid
formagon, ADHD for short. >> Well what can I do? >> Nothing. >> Well what can I do
when I'm doing nothing? >> Nothing, just be still. And stand over there. And don't move. [ Music ] >> I'm going to sing
me a happy song, a happy song, a happy song. I'm making it up as I go along;
it's a happiest song I know. >> Super-duper hydro booster,
turbo thruster, talk of justice. Titanium rivets bolted
down extra tight. Extendable arms and power alarms
will give it special charms, and curse my [Inaudible]
delight. >> Oh I'm going to
sing me a happy song, a happy song, a happy song. And if you feel you
want to sing along, get ready to tap your toes, because here's how
my happy song goes. Oh, la la la la, la la la la, la
la la la, la la, [Inaudible] do, it's the happiest song I know. Oh la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, doty doty doty doty - >> It's the happiest
song I know. Hey, can't you do
something else? >> Sure. Oh, oh I'm going
to draw me a happy book. A happy book, a happy book. It's got a lot of pictures,
want to take a look? >> No. >> It's the happiest
book I know. Oh - >> La, la, la, la, la, la - >> What are you doing? >> La, la, la, la, la, -- >> Do no touch me. >> Doty, doty, doty, it's
the happiest book I know. >> That does it. How can anyone be
evil around here with all this relentless
happiness? >> What's wrong Papa? >> I am not your Papa. I am - [ Music ] >> We're going to
play us a happy game. >> A happy game? >> Yes a happy game. It's called the new home game. We go outside, you sit in this
crate labeled "free kitty" and we see what happens next. >> It's just for
pretend though, right? >> Of course. It's the happiest game I know. [ Music ] >> Oh look, a free kitty. How much does he cost? [ Laughter ] >> A dollar. >> Oh rats, I only got $10. >> You're in luck. He's on sale today for $10. >> Oh great. What's his name? >> He doesn't have a name. >> I do too have a name. My name is Little Petey. >> Don't listen to him. You can call him
whatever you want to. >> Oh, oh, oh I think
I'll call him Fuzz Bucket. >> No, I think I'll call you
oh, oh, oh, Dum Dum Head. >> How rude. Good luck finding
a home Fuzz Bucket. >> Oh, but I already
have a home. Well I live with my Pa - Papa? Papa? Papa? [ Music ] >> It looks like I'm all alone with no one but my
little crates. But don't you be a scared little
crate - well I bet the blue bird of happiness is right
around the corner. >> Hi. What's your name? Dog. Man? Hi, I'm Little Petey. How's your day? >> Ruff. >> Yeah, I'm having
a rough day too. Did that bird steal your fish? You promised to guard it? >> You messed it all up? >> Why don't you
tell me about it. [ Music ] >> Wait a minute George. Dog Man can't sing. He only speaks dog. >> But he's got to
sing, this is a musical. How is anyone going to
know what he's thinking? >> Well we're here; we can
sing his thoughts for him. >> Yeah, let's give it a try. >> Okay. [ Music ] >> Dog Man's thinking he only
wants to be a good, good boy. But he can't stop
thinking about trees and bones and a squeaky toy. He promised to guard
that fish today, but a bird took all
of his dreams away. And nothing can cure
the sorrow of his mood. Now he's just thinking
about food. >> I know what you're
going through. I was thinking that things
were fine, but then suddenly, I turned into an
orphan loved by nobody. But I don't let it get me down; good things are bound
to come around. And any little orphan
will agree. The sun will come
out eventually. >> Oh hey, free kitty. Well I'll adopt you little dude. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh I can't wait to die your
fur pink to match my beard. >> Oh no. Uh uh. >> Oh thanks Dog Man. You protected me. You're not a bad
guard dog at all. In fact, you were made for this. There's no watch
dog quite like you. You don't stink like
you think you do. You're the perfect watch dog. Yeah, you're the perfect blend. Well you're all combined and
[Inaudible] with the power to defend, you're the
perfect combo, [Inaudible] and something's telling
me things are looking up. Oh, uh oh, oh it looks
like it's going to rain. Oh no. I don't have
a roof to get under. I don't even have a home even. Oh, it's okay. You go, I'll be all right. >> Dog Man is thinking
he can't leave the kitty to soak and freeze. Dog Man is worried he'll die
of some type of weird disease. >> Don't you worry,
I'll be fine. >> Dog Man has made
up his dog mind. His canine instincts
tell him what to do. >> You mean I can stay with you? Yeah. >> Yay. [ Music ] >> We're the perfect
[Inaudible] yeah, [Inaudible]. When we're together not even
weather is bad as it may seem. A mighty mixture [Inaudible]
we're the perfect pair, and everything's better with
friends who show they care. >> We'll stick together
just like glue. I'll dream of all
the stuff we'll do. Then thank a lucky star or two that you found me
and I found you. Good night Dog Man
and thank you. [ Applause ] >> So sweet. >> Yeah. >> But soon evil Petey
has a change of heart. And he regrets getting
rid of Little Petey. Then he kitty naps Little
Petey from Dog Man's house, and tries to teach the
little kitten how to be evil. >> You can't be friends
with Dog Man. >> Why? >> Because you're
one of the bad guys. >> Why? >> Because your soul is
wretched just like mine. >> Why? >> Because you're
the same as me. >> Why? >> Because you're my clone. >> Why? >> Because I - stop asking why. >> How come? >> Here, check this baby out. ADHD, he can do almost anything. >> Can he play duck duck goose? >> Well sure, but what - no, no. Look kid, I have programmed
ADHD to obey your every command. >> Really? >> Sure. And once I put
him into robo suit mode. You can actually wear him. Go on, get in. >> In? >> Yes, don't be shy. >> Once you feel the
power in your paws, I'm sure that your evil side
will rise to the surface. [ Music ] >> Wow. >> You see. ADHD is now an extension of you. You can do anything you want. >> Anything? >> Shoot missiles, trash
things, destroy stuff, anything your rotten
little heart desires. >> Let's have a robo
dance party. Like you've never seen. We're going to rocket around the
socket like a dancing machine. Get your high tech shoes,
let your circuits ignite and get your booty in gear
so we can boogy all night. Yeah. [ Music ] >> No, stop. No, you are not to use
the technology for fun. I forbid it. Do you hear me? >> Then a whole bunch of
exciting stuff happened. Dog Man and Little Petey battle
a telekinetic cyborg fish. >> They battle a bunch of giant
buildings that come to life. >> Dog Man even saved Petey from
falling into a giant volcano. >> It is epic. But most amazing of all Dog Man and Little Petey's kindness
starts to rub off on evil Petey who finally sees the
error of his evil ways. [ Music ] >> And I'll be a far, far better
cat, a nicer cat, a kinder cat. I'll do my best to
be more like that for the happiest kid I know. And that's the best way to
end our show, oh la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, doty, doty, doty, do. It's the best way
to end our show. So, we're going to
make this a happy end. A happy end, a happy end. Everyone's happy,
everybody is a friend. It's the happiest day - >> It's the happiest day. >> It's the happiest day - we're
all smiling and having a ball. It's the happiest day of all. >> Petey. [ Applause ] [ Music ]
