Does President Biden Even Want Gun Control?: Week in Review | The Amber Ruffin Show

[Music] you guys it's been a crazy week in america let's find out what happened while pushing for new gun safety measures last week president biden revealed that he owns two shotguns that's in addition to his two handguns there you go champ you think he thinks is real oh yeah he thinks as well following the january 6 capital attack authorities have arrested more than 840 defendants you're really going to have a good time later incidentally 840 defendants is also the technical term for the catholic church but man you cannot find a lie due to a pandemic baby boom in norway the country's branch of ikea has recently created a catalog of more than 800 baby names and as always you'll have to assemble them yourself on sunday authorities arrested 31 white supremacists in the back of a u-haul on their way to terrorize an lgbtqia plus pride of it and it honestly got me asking what are they so mad about so let's find out in a segment called y'all mad about what look at these mother what are you all so mad about are y'all mad that it's pride month and you've done nothing in your life to be proud about are y'all mad that the next time you wear matching outfits with your little friends it'll be in jail are y'all mad that you're that white and probably still bad at lacrosse why are you mad maybe you're mad that the only thing smaller than your world view is your upper lip you must save a fortune in chapstick why are you mad did you just find out that half of the dave matthews band is black that why y'all mad why are you mad are y'all mad that you started giving yourselves bad haircuts before the pandemic why are you mad are y'all mad that you have more pockets than tinder matches your cargo ass motherfu are y'all mad that the gays can get married and you can't even score a first date the u-haul ass are you mad because you all keep chanting we shall not be replaced yet you look completely interchangeable these mug shots look like an unwinnable game of guess who or is it that you're mad because you got a white supremacist elected president in 2016 and you are still losers in a country that is systematically built for you to win probably that one look i have a lot of questions about this whole situation but my number one question is y'all mad about what cosmetics company revlon has filed for bankruptcy and i don't know who's responsible but maybe it's maybelline [Applause] new yorkers have recently been spotting dolphins in the new york harbor now when asked why the dolphins said [Applause] in an effort to combat public urination boston's transportation authority will install urine detection sensors in several elevators now if you've never seen a urine detection sensor here's a photo [Applause] and finally due to president biden's age democratic lawmakers are reportedly questioning if he will be fit to run for reelection now i think he's fit to run it's his climbing i'm worried about [Applause] you guys that was his monologue did you like the monologue you know what i gotta say so far this is the best season two finale we've ever done but we've got a lot of news to cover tonight so let's keep it moving oh okay i mean yeah she's gonna get on with it finally [Laughter] according to new data released this week covent cases are rising in every part of the country um you know as our gas prices um interest rates and global temperatures but that's okay hell that's fine do you think i give a rip you think i care at all do you think think think and just like that amber broke the news rattled her so badly she couldn't say another word because that's just how it is these days it gets worse and worse and we're supposed to be okay cut the things are unhinged and they're never going back to normal never never i say never and just like that tear bro sure he came off like he had things under control but in reality he was just as messed up and twisted as the rest of us because that's what we really are tortured souls grasping at any lifeline in this cruel world but it's not coming you fools fools you're all foreign and just like that jeff broke we all thought he'd be able to bring this sketch home but jeff spun just like the rest of them but that's not going to happen with me i'm not going to melt down just because i heard some bad news like dolphins will be extinct in 10 years i got the dolphins the graphic department and just like that patrick broke now i've known that dude for years and i've never seen him like that he's melting down faster than a glacier and oh my god what are we going to do when the glaciers melt we're doomed we're doomed and just like that nandy broke what is wrong with everyone today who's gonna break next wally wally if you mess up a cue card i'll swear to god just like that mikey p broke and let me just say i have never messed up a cue card a day in my wife i mean life it says life on the and just like that wally broke hi i'm zachary i'm not even gonna waste any time i'm just going to immediately lose my and just like that zachary broke hi i'm ian i'm the writer of this sketch isn't it funny [Applause] i think it's great in fact it's probably the best thing i'll ever write oh my god did i peek at 32 and just like that ian broke talking up his own sketch what a friggin douche i can't stand him you know what i'm going to punch him i'm going to turn around and i'm going to punch him in his dumb face and just like that jenny broke ian's jaw in 11 places and the crowd went wild because they are just as sick as the rest of us sure we're all broken but if you think about it so are you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 18 2022